Chapter Seventy-Nine: The Sexless Phoenix

That night, Zhen Xiang and Tang Yihan were sitting in the woods in the wild, and the two ...... There were no campfires. m.

Without fire, there is no light, and the two can only rely on the moonlight in the air to see each other's faces clearly.

"Why can't you even afford a little fire as the goddess of creation...... Zhen Xiang asked Tang Yuhan with a black line: "Do you, the goddess of creation, deserve to be so aggrieved?" ”

Tang Yihan scratched his head and laughed: "There's no way, didn't I say that all my abilities are gone?" The first popes sealed me up and cast a magic that could forcibly strip me of power through prayer, and then every time the Templar pope came to the church to pray, he would take some of the energy from me, so now I have nothing but the huge magic they say......"

"Don't you know how to use magic? You are the God who created this world. ”

Facing Zhen Xiang's question, Tang Yihan smiled and shook his head, and then said, "Zhen Xiang, do you think you can use magic?" ”

Zhen Xiang also shook his head, and Tang Yihan said again: "So I won't either, understand, right?" ”

Zhen Xiang nodded as if he didn't understand, and then said angrily: "Is there any connection between this?" All you have to do is tell me that you just don't know magic! It's so troublesome! ”

Tang Yihan waved his hand and didn't say anything, Zhen Xiang pointed to the pair of sandals on her feet and said, "If you can't make a fire, turn Alexander back now and let Alexander light a fire for us." I don't want to spend a night in a field like this without a campfire. ”

"I ...... I don't want to go without shoes, you see I almost stepped on something without shoes just now. ”

"Are you going to walk now?" Zhen Xiang didn't care if Tang Yihan was the goddess of creation or not, she reached out and grabbed Zhen Xiang's neck and scolded: "If you don't find a way to make fire for me, I'll find a way to make you unbearable!" ”

Tang Yihan hurriedly took off the sandals on his left foot and threw them aside and said, "I've changed, I've changed, let go of me, I'm going to die......"

Then the sandals that were thrown aside suddenly changed into Alexander's appearance, but Alexander seemed to be unwilling to change back to Tang Yihan's feet and rubbed under Tang Yihan's feet and said: "Don't, don't change me back, I want to continue to enjoy it~"

"You shouldn't be a shaking...... right" Zhen Xiang grabbed Alexander and asked, "Are you so comfortable being trampled underfoot?" ”

Alexander was held in Zhen Xiang's hand and said: "Then it depends on who steps on me, I definitely won't like it, but it is definitely my honor to be stepped on by such a lovely girl as the goddess of creation!" ”

"I'll tell you first, you weren't stepped on by me before." The goddess of creation suddenly said to Alexander, "You were held by a youkai before I got you, which means that you were originally worn by a youkai." ”

Alexander was dazed: "Monsters? What is a youkai? ”

"If you imagine that her uncle is an adult, she is almost a youkai." Zhen Xiang explained to Alexander.

Alexander suddenly felt a shock to his body: "Vomit...... Vomit...... Don't say it, I don't want to hear it anymore......"

Zhen Xiang pointed to the wood she had just piled up to make a fire and said to Alexander, "Come, I'll hand over the bonfire tonight to you, can you guarantee that the bonfire won't be extinguished?" ”

Alexander had no choice but to light the bonfire, and then he looked at the shoe on Tang Yihan's right foot and said, "What about Catherine?" Don't let her change back? ”

Tang Yihan took off his other shoe and asked, "Do you want to find a companion to accompany you?" ”

"No, I mean she'd better never change back for the rest of her life!" Alexander said triumphantly: "Let her usually bully me!" Now is her retribution! ”

"Didn't you just say that it was an honor to be stepped on?" Zhen Xiang couldn't help but ask: "Now do you think this is retribution for her?" ”

Alexander hurriedly explained: "It's an honor for me, but for Alexander, it's a kind of retribution, she is a mother, what mother would want to be trampled under the feet of other women?" ”

Tang Yihan looked at the shoes in his hand, and then said: "But I have never set any gender for you or anything like that, you and Alexander are both sexless." ”

"Huh?" What does it mean that Alexander is once again stagnant and asexual...... Alexander had always thought he was a true man, but now the goddess of creation said she was ...... Is it asexual?

Tang Yihan pointed at Alexander and said, "I don't believe you, see if you have that thing under your crotch." ”

When Alexander heard this, he looked under his body, which he had not been paying attention to...... No! Not at all!

Looking at Alexander's panicked appearance, Zhen Xiang didn't know if he should remind him that basically 97% of birds don't have that thing......

But Alexander didn't know it, his common sense was the same as that of humans, and when he found out that he didn't have it, he fell to the ground like a thunderbolt from the sky, and the whole bird's life lost its meaning: "Why...... Why am I asexual...... Why is this happening? I'm supposed to be a pure man......"

Zhen Xiang thinks it's better not to tell Alexander the truth, right? Because I always feel like it's fun to look like this now.

And Tang Yihan also changed the other shoe back to Catherine's appearance at this time, and the first thing Ekaterina did after changing back was to confirm her crotch, and then ......

"Why...... Why is it like this...... "I thought I could be a beautiful little princess, but why was I also a sexless bird?"

It seems that Alexander and Catherine have not received the corresponding physiological knowledge at all, otherwise it would not be like this.

But it seemed that Alexander's head was spinning very fast at this time, and he jumped up and asked Zhen Xiang, "Didn't you use that tempeh oil and chili pepper to make Elizabeth a human before?" And because of this incident, Elizabeth was found to be male, you give us a meal, I want to see if I have that thing!" ”

This guy is the only one who spins his head very fast at this time......

Zhen Xiang then turned his palm, took out a bottle of black bean sauce and chili peppers, and was about to hand it to Alexander.

But the tempeh oil chili pepper was snatched up by Tang Yihan and asked, "Is this thing ...... How did you have this thing?! Where did you get it from? I just saw that you shouldn't have anything on you! ”

"I ...... Wait a minute, isn't that what you gave me? ”