Chapter Ninety-One: Loki's Hammer
"I can tell you a story about Mjölnir. A long time ago...... "Loki began to tell about the relationship between Mjolnir and Thor, and some of the things that happened.
Of course, Loki's explanation will naturally carry a little subjective consciousness, and at the same time, it will inevitably add oil and vinegar.
In Loki's story, Thor is a reckless man with only strength but no brains, who is brave and good at fighting, but makes many mistakes, and in the end, even the god king Odin can't stand Tony's stupidity to strip him of his position as Thor and reduce him to mortality.
Loki's ability to tell stories is very strong, at least Skye has been completely addicted to it at this time, those big eyes look at Loki without blinking, listening to Loki tell the story of Thor Nurse, and in this story, Loki naturally began to describe his Loki's strength and wisdom.
Especially the partiality of the god king Odin between the wise Loki and the reckless Thor, which made Skye can't help but want to fight for Loki.
However, Loki doesn't care about Skye's performance at all, a mere midgard mortal is not worth caring about at all, what he cares about is Saitama.
It's just that Saitama looks stupid, stupid and cute, and he's a little unsure whether he has convinced Saitama or not.
"God-King Odin is so unfair. Thor is so stupid, why do you have to make Thor the next god king? Skye couldn't help but fight for Loki. On the one hand, in the story told by Loki, Loki himself is really very positive, capable but not recognized. On the other hand, Loki is an evil god after all, and there is inevitably a bit of demagogy in his language, so that Skye can say such things.
Loki has been paying attention to Saitama's body, but when he heard that Skye was upset about himself, even if he looked down on the mortals of Midgart, he also enjoyed it in his heart, and felt that Skye was a good mortal, so he couldn't help but take his eyes off Saitama's body and look at Skye with a smile: "Mortal, you are very good-"
"Pants—"
Before Loki finished speaking, he was startled by a sudden thunder behind him, and he quickly turned around to find that Saitama had lifted Thor's hammer again.
Saitama lifted Thor's hammer, and naturally, it was struck by thunder again.
"What are you doing?" Loki couldn't help but exclaim, he really didn't understand, what the hell was Saitama trying to do? Could it be that the old birthday star eats arsenic and looks for death?
"I think it's very comfortable, it's more comfortable than a massage, my body is crispy and numb, and I feel like my whole body is relaxed." Saitama held the hammer of Thor, allowing the lightning to continue to slash on his body, and every time the lightning struck Saitama's body, Saitama couldn't help but shiver comfortably.
This level of lightning, in addition to damaging Saitama's clothes, does not hurt Saitama at all, but makes him feel like he is enjoying the pleasure of a horse killing a chicken.
To be honest, Saitama hadn't enjoyed horse killing chickens for a long time as a poor guy before, not to mention that after he became bald and stronger, he almost didn't feel anything about the horse killing chickens made by ordinary people, and now this lightning struck his body, which really gave Saitama the illusion of being a horse killing chicken.
Loki looked at Saitama in a daze, and he suddenly felt that this guy Saitama was a pervert. It was already very rare to be able to lift Thor's hammer, but Saitama actually regarded this kind of lightning that even he, an evil god, was afraid of, as a kind of horse killing. That's too perverted, isn't it?
He hasn't finished telling the story, and he can't go on at this time. Because this guy Saitama is just enjoying electric shocks, even if he says that Saitama was struck by lightning, it was a conspiracy of Thor, or even the god king Odin, Saitama doesn't seem to necessarily care.
"Since you like it, then, this Mjörnier, as a massager, will give it to you." Loki smiled again.
Although Loki hasn't figured out what the situation is like in Saitama, if Saitama takes the Mjolnir, then with Saitama's strength, Thor will not be able to recapture Thor's hammer from Saitama's hands. And if Thor can't recapture Thor's hammer, then he can't become Thor again. Asgard would not have recognized Thor as the next god-king.
Even if the god-king Odin knew about this situation, he would not be able to take back Thor's hammer unless he took action himself.
Then, Saitama can't become the new god of thunder, and the only one in Asgard who can succeed to the throne of the god king is his evil god Loki.
Even though Thor's hammer belongs to Asgard, if it is taken away by Saitama like this, then they Asgard will lose a powerful weapon.
But even if Thor's hammer is not lost, it can't be used by him, so whether Thor's hammer is in Asgard or not doesn't seem to have any effect on his evil god Loki, and even then he doesn't have to worry about a new Thor competing with him.
So, if you solve it this way, everything is perfect. Thinking about it, the smile on Loki's face became brighter and brighter.
"I, Loki, in the name of Asgard's acting god-king, bestow upon you Mjölnir in the hope that you will keep it forever and not give it to anyone else, not even anyone." Loki said to Saitama with his head held high, pretending to be majestic.
"Huh? Gave it to me? Saitama blinked, although he didn't quite understand why Loki said that he gave this hammer to himself, but it seems that this hammer originally belonged to Loki's family, so Loki gave it to himself, and it seems that he also has this right.
Saitama didn't hear the story Loki told before, and the second half was even more distracted. So I didn't understand the relationship between Mjolnir and Thor. But I probably understand that this hammer of Thor belongs to Asgard, that is, the Loki family, so this is enough.
"Thank you." Saitama scratched her head in gratitude.
"You're welcome. I hope you can use it well, it is definitely a very good, well, massager. ”
"Nope." Saitama suddenly shook his head solemnly.
Loki frowned.
"It's not just used as a massager, it's also good weight, and it can also be used as a dumbbell." Saitama earnestly explained the second role of Thor's hammer.
Loki's expression was a little weird, he didn't quite understand whether Saitama was really stupid or pretending to be stupid. But whether it's pretending to be stupid or really stupid, it doesn't matter, this powerful weapon like Thor's hammer, after Saitama gets it, it won't be easily handed over to others, even if it's Thor, he doesn't want to take back Thor's hammer from Saitama's hands. Well, that's what Loki thought.