Chapter 158: Dry Matter X Alpaca
Maya looked at the exam papers in front of him and sighed.
He also took the qualification exam that year, also on Red Lotus Island.
At that time, there was not such a good treatment from these otherworldly audiences, and there were examiners who sent answers, so they could only brush the questions every day.
Zhenye encountered what is known as the most difficult exam paper in history, and he still remembers the finale question:
[Please choose one of Pokémon breeding, battle tactics, elf egg breeding, evolution stone distribution, and tree fruit discrimination, combine its characteristics and your thinking, and write an article to show the meaning and value of this concept for you in your career as a trainer, with a self-proposed title, unlimited style, and no less than 800 words]
Fortunately, the inhuman difficulty of the exam questions did not stop him, and his unremarkable appearance became the strongest means of cheating, and he only needed to get up slightly and look left and right, and he could make up all the answers.
Of course, the examiner found out about this blatant cheating, but he couldn't remember Maya's face.
So his small notebook was full of the exam numbers of the table next to him - Du's little red hair was more distinctive.
Ending the memories, the real night began to read the test papers.
"Rimuru, zero points, all wrong."
"Madara Uchiha, zero points, all wrong."
"It's worthy of being a big guy, and you can get zero points if you fill in the answers...."
Zhenye was speechless for a while, he really didn't expect that someone wouldn't even bother to memorize the answer.
If you knew this, you should have changed it to a multiple-choice question, and you would have more room to operate if you stepped on the answer sheet.
Fortunately, except for these two dense zero-score exam papers that are exactly the same, everyone else has passed, and this quartz conference must be very good-looking.
Considering that Limulu is an original ecological breeder, and Madara is a person with huge debts, Zhenye had to find Xia Bo again, Xia Bo has deep qualifications and is well-connected, and it is not a big problem for the two of them to participate in the quartz conference.
Xia Bo is worthy of being the former Four Heavenly Kings, even if he knew that one of them was the Uchiha Madara who led the team to beat him before, he didn't care, he recovered in just one day, and he swore that Jing would teach Madara to be a man in the quartz conference, and this kind of psychological quality can go to RNG to play single.
With Xia Bo's help, Maya also put his mind at ease and contacted Arceus.
Why? Because the symbol of peace, the No. 1 hero, Olmet, is here.
He proposed that Pokémon World cooperate with Xiongying High School to equip each new student with a Pokémon to enhance combat flexibility, and in Olmet's vision, Pokémon will be as necessary for heroes as combat suits.
Maya was pleasantly surprised, because this cooperation was long-term, which meant that with a stable supply of meat, Pokémon colonization progress instantly surpassed the fastest-growing Hokage Ichi and Pirate III.
The initial space is separate from the Pokémon world, and Arceus usually sleeps in it.
The Celestial Flute sounds awesome, and being able to communicate with Arceus is actually an alarm clock.
The real night came to the beginning, and as usual, the central oversized screen was the most eye-catching.
Even if he stays here every day, Arceus won't get bored, and he can see everything in the Pokémon world through this screen, but most of the time he sleeps, and this thing is almost an ornament.
The white alpaca-like creature was lying on a blanket, its four golden pointed feet curled together, its mane rising high from its head, and it didn't even think of getting up even when it was really night.
True Night had to blow the flute of the heavenly realm fiercely, and did as much noise pollution as possible, so that Arceus could stand up.
After chatting for a while about the intention of transplanting tree fruits and cooperating with the little hero, Maye looked at the big screen again and said:
"By the way, do you watch movies or TV series? The script I conceived has already been filmed a lot, do you want to watch the kung fu naughty panda? ”
"I don't want to see the false world that humans have imagined."
The real night pouted, and when he met Arceus for the first time, he said that he would not eat human food, and as a result, under the noble slogan that people and Pokémon no longer have a conflict of interest, he opened a live broadcast room to collect ingredients from all worlds.
Pokémon can grow very strongly, when the live broadcast room was not established, Arceus was just over three meters, and now it is close to six meters.
Arceus used the superpowers of the Strange Plate to hold up a cloud of liquid Coke in the cola pit, and added a few pieces of ice to the icicle slab, and drank it in one gulp.
It lends the fireball slate to Maya barbecue, and the waterdrop slate to Maya to make boiled fish.
"This gluten is baked, you have to turn over that fish."
Maya tries her best to keep up with Arceus's eating speed, and eats as soon as she gets up, and eats and eats to death.
He felt that Arceus would really become an alpaca if he continued like this, or a fattening version, Pikachu could be fat, but you have to pay attention to the image of the creation god, otherwise he would instantly lower the force of the entire Pokémon world, so he opened his mouth and persuaded: "Actually, you can move, it will help digestion, and you can eat more." ”
Arceus felt that it made sense, turned around in place, and changed directions: "Are those prawns ready to eat?" ”
"Nope."
Arceus's tone was a little regretful: "The ingredients of the other world are a little strange, the shrimp and crab will turn red after cooking, obviously the lobster creeps and pincer crabs are red without cooking, they can't create creatures at all, it's completely unreasonable." ”
It's the Pokémon you created that doesn't make sense, right?! Boiled seafood Pokémon, blue frogs, water-afraid hippos.... These are some kind of unconventional creatures.
Arceus spun around again, thinking that the amount of exercise was enough, but in fact it was still at the bottom of the exercise steps, and he pointed to a skewer of barbecue in front of the fireball slate: "Brush some more oil, heavy oil, delicious." ”
It's okay, I still think it's better to barbecue according to my own ratio, and too much oil is harmful to my health.
According to Arceus's way of eating, I don't know how much of the meat exchanged by the audience from the other world has entered its stomach, no one dares to say, no one dares to ask, and the middlemen are crazy to make the difference.
After eating for a while, Arceus spoke:
"There's something wrong with the Tree of the Beginning of the World, you can help me take a look!"
In the past, it was the Phoenix King who asked him to resist the camera or issue the rainbow feather, but Arceus's commission was the first time, and Maya gladly accepted it.
There is a companion dream in the Tree of the Beginning of the World, and it may be that the dream inside is unstable because of Mewtwo's battle with another dream.
As for why Arceus didn't deal with it himself, it's easy to understand, it's too homely, unless it's the end of the world, and it intends to stay for the rest of its life between the beginnings.
Maya guesses that this is probably related to its past experience, according to the original book, Arceus has a black history that he doesn't want to mention.
Before leaving, he left a few discs of burning of new movies, "Titanic", "Leave King", "Kung Fu Naughty Panda" are all in it, because Arceus is the same gender as Rimulu and Orochimaru, there is also a study material and a domineering president novel in the hidden space of the disc, maybe with the help of these to find out its real gender.
Watching Arceus reluctantly play the disc, and then his eyes lit up, Maya felt that Pokémon should also have a qualification exam.
He came up with the finale.
What is the essence of Pokémon?
A: The sum total of all social relations
B: Why is the dragon so big?
C: It's really fragrant
D: What is the essence of Pokémon
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