Chapter 1: The Farts in the Greenskin Tribe (Collect~)
It was a small, dim and damp cave, the entrance of which was blocked by a few rocks, and there was not the slightest gap.
The only source of light in the cave was a small campfire, the faint flames flickering on and off, and it felt like it could be swallowed up by darkness at any moment.
Shi Lezhi lay by the bonfire, his eyes closed, and he didn't know how long he had been unconscious.
Just as the flames were about to be extinguished, he suddenly woke up, straightened up, and raised two arms about the size of a thin bamboo pole to protect his head, as if he were about to participate in a fight.
The whole set of actions is very skillful and standard, and you can tell that it is an old Jianghu at a glance.
The ventilation in the closed cave was very poor, and there was an unpleasant smell in the turbid air, like being in the midst of fresh horse manure and vomit, sour and smelly.
Smelling this stench, a hint of joy flashed on Shi Lezhi's face, not because he had a strong taste, but because the smell was too familiar to him.
This is the unique body odor of green skin!
In the greenskin tribe, from the powerful orc warlords to the lowly fart slaves, they have never been in the habit of bathing, and the whole tribe is a huge garbage dump, as long as they gather, there is always a lingering sour smell in the air, only this one, no other semicolon.
When he first crossed into this world, Shi Lezhi was also so sleepless by this sour smell that he wanted to cut off his nose, but at this moment he didn't like it at all, because it showed one thing, he was not dead, and there were many green-skinned people around him.
What he saw in front of him seemed to confirm his guess, the surroundings were quite safe, except for Shi Lezhi on the ground, there was only a hunched figure with a wooden stick in the cave, grinning at him.
Shi Lezhi's tense nerves finally relaxed a little, and he also recognized the identity of the other party.
Old rotten teeth, a shriveled and thin, dirty and scruffy "old" goblin.
A month ago, this guy wandered to his "Broken Claw Tribe" out of nowhere, and he was crazy all day long, full of nonsense, and showed a mouthful of black and yellow rotten teeth when he saw people, so he was given such a name.
He's not dead either?
It stands to reason that this kind of wandering goblin who fights five scum usually doesn't live for more than three days in the greenskin tribe, and even if he is not pinched to death by passing orcs, he will be played to death by other boring goblins, with few exceptions.
What's more, as the brain gradually recovered from sleep, Shi Lezhi also remembered what happened before he fell into a coma, and became more and more confused.
At that time, the tribe was engaged in a "barrel war".
It's a traditional pastime for the greenskins, and it's one of the few activities that piques their interest other than fighting.
In a barrel, a fart slave will fight a hungry boar cub to the death, just like the slaves in the Colosseum in ancient Rome.
All the greenskins were happily huddled together to watch this savage and bloody amusement, when a group of heavily armed High Elf cavalry suddenly appeared, killing them unsuspectingly.
Despite Greenskin's love of fighting, neither strong orcs nor cunning goblins could resist this group of elite warriors with superb martial arts, not to mention Shi Lezhi, who had long since lost consciousness due to his injuries.
He didn't know what happened after that, who brought him to the cave? Where is this? Why are the old rotten teeth there?
"I'm going, but I'm lucky and lucky! Otherwise, I'll leave it there. ”
Not to mention this stomach full of questions, as soon as Shi Lezhi remembered the picture he saw before he fell into a coma, he couldn't help but gasp, anger came from it, and he scolded in his heart:
"Where did those squiggling ears come from! Ulthuan is separated from the border prince by 108,000 miles! ”
No wonder he reacted so much, when he saw the High Elves, he really thought that he was dead, a dignified traverser, with a golden finger, didn't do anything, he died before he got out of the school, and you were afraid of you, and you collapsed.
Don't look at the appearance of the two times he just woke up, this is the foundation laid when he grabbed the territory in the mixed society in his previous life, as far as his current thin arms and legs are concerned, even if he can descend the dragon and eighteen palms, it is useless.
Then again, his coma actually had nothing to do with the elves, he was too weak, so weak that he almost died when he went head-to-head with a wild boar cub that was less than a month old.
That's right, Shi Lezhi is the one who is participating in the "barrel war" and almost killed the pig and was slaved by the Japanese fart!
The greenskins are one of the most peculiar races in the Warhammer world, born with a strong sense of force, mainly composed of bloodthirsty and aggressive orcs and cunning goblins, while the fart elves are the lowest existence in the tribe, not even as good as jumping, like Shi Lezhi himself, who is the slave and pet of a certain orc boss.
This can be said to be very tragic, he has traveled to the medieval Warhammer world that is even more cruel and bloody than the Middle Ages, full of war and carnage all the time!
Not only did he not cross over to become a dashing and arrogant elf rich and handsome, or a crazy and cool aristocratic vampire, but he didn't even mix up the identity of an ordinary human, so he didn't die, he became a green-skinned member of the villain camp, and he was still a fart spirit who was only thirty centimeters tall and couldn't even speak!
This hasn't been played yet, and there is one more thing that he can't let go, and that is the complexion after the crossing.
Green-skinned and green-skinned, as the name suggests, this race from orcs to goblins to fart spirits is all unified in color, green!
If it weren't for the fact that there was a golden finger, and he was also traveling through the medieval Warhammer world that he had always been interested in, Shi Lezhi really wanted to find a pit to bury himself and go directly to GG.
"Lost! What do you mean by this forgiveness color! Didn't I just be cuckolded before I crossed over! Don't be so disgusting! ”
In his previous life, Shi Lezhi's main job was the underworld, not the kind of gangster who wandered on the street all day long, but the kind of gangster who wore a suit and tie and occasionally wore sunglasses in Japanese gangster movies.
He had been on the streets since he was very young, and by his guts, careful thinking, and a little luck, he was already the youngest boss of the gang in his early twenties. However, he is different from others, he is very low-key on weekdays, so low-key that even his girlfriend doesn't know his true identity, and he always thought he was an ordinary office worker, but he got involved with a third-rate white-faced anchor behind his back.
It's no wonder that he's too simple, when he was young, he only knew how to fight and kill, and after he had a little status, he only knew how to play games all day long, and continued to fight and kill in the game, he never cared about other little girls, and he never gave any gift bags, how to compare with other people's long-established Internet celebrity face anchors.
When his younger brother told him about it, he didn't say anything, he castrated the little white face without saying a word, and then got drunk alone, got drunk and got into a car accident, and it was so vulgar.
Even though he has been in this world for half a year, Shi Lezhi is still angry when he thinks of the previous bad things, and he can't help blurting out:
"I'm going! Forgive? Forgive Nimei! ”
As soon as the words came out, Shi Lezhi himself was stupid.
What's going on? How can you speak? Although I used to be able to understand the green language of the rest of the tribe, as soon as I opened my mouth, it was all babbling, right?
He hurriedly whispered a few more casual words, there is nothing wrong, it is absolutely standard green language!
That's a shame!
Shi Lezhi woke up like a dream, as if he remembered something, and hurriedly looked straight ahead, his consciousness moved, and a translucent interface appeared on the retina, with several rows of Chinese characters on it.
[Name: None]
[Race: Greenskin-Fart]
[Level: LV1]
【Waaagh! :5/30】
A translucent interface that only he can see, can be summoned at will, like a property panel, this is the golden finger he got after crossing over, it seems to be a very black technology, but that's all, and there are no other special functions.
Wait, this Waaagh! Out of nowhere, absolutely not before!
Since he crossed over half a year ago and found the golden finger, Shi Lezhi has to summon it several times a day, and he has long been familiar with the interface, and he has never seen this last column.
Sure enough, there is a play!
The mystery is soon revealed, and a new translucent dialog box pops up before his eyes.
[Win a victory, evaluation: "Bloody battle narrowly won"]
[Get Reward: 5 Waaagh!]
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[Starter Quest (1/3): "Barrel War" completed]
[Get Reward: 10 Waaagh!] Activate Waaagh!
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[The host is upgraded to LV1 and consumes 10 Waaagh!] If you get a chance to win a lottery, is it a lottery? 】
[The host is unconscious, the lottery begins, and the trait "Tongue Lotus" is obtained]
Shi Lezhi was stunned for a moment, and immediately remembered that when he was fighting with the wild boar cubs, he seemed to have popped something similar in front of his eyes, but the fierce battle was in full swing at that time, and he didn't have time to control it at all.
And that's not all, another dialog box ensues.
[Newbie Quest (2/3), "I want to be the boss" released]
[I want to be the boss: get the worship of ten fart spirits (0/10) or one goblin (0/1)]
[Description: No matter what method you use, become the new boss of the "Broken Claw Tribe", Waaagh!! 】
[Reward: 10 Waaagh!] to activate the liege template]
Happiness came too suddenly, and after reading these two short but informative dialog boxes, Shi Lezhi felt that his little brain was a little dizzy.
He took a deep breath, and the strong sour smell rushed from his nose to his head, so that he almost didn't vomit.
Without saying a word, swallowing the liquid that had rushed to his throat back into his stomach, and seeing that he was about to turn over the salted fish, he would not be happy and sad, and choke to death with his own vomit.
As his mind moved, paragraphs of explanatory text appeared in front of Shi Lezhi's eyes.
[Trait "Lotus Tongue": You can become proficient in all known languages of the Warhammer world.] 】
[Description: Your tongue is unusually flexible, and you are especially good at certain things, such as speaking.] 】
Full Language Expertise?!
That's why I suddenly opened my mouth? It's too flowing! This is equivalent to suddenly becoming an old driver who is good at oral work!
I'm going to go! It's so cool, what else?
Waaagh!?
This word is familiar to anyone who knows even a little about the world of Warhammer, it is the most central word in the Greenskin culture, a mysterious force that lurks in all the Greenskins, it is versatile, and it can also refer to all the good things in the Greenskins language, such as a great battle, which is a Waaagh!
According to the system, this Waaagh! Just like the experience points in the game, you can level up by spending a certain amount, trigger physical evolution, and get a chance to win a lottery, with all kinds of prizes.
So amazing? A certain skinny green creature hurriedly checked his body, which was related to whether he could survive in this world in the future.
At this moment, staying alive is all about it.
Sure enough, Shi Lezhi found that his body had changed significantly during the coma, his arms were much thicker than before, and his whole body was much stronger, although he was still thin overall, he was much stronger than before.
Lose! The results are immediate! Then the question is, these Waaagh who can change their fate! How do I get it?
It's very simple, in addition to the rewards for system missions and battle victories, as long as he becomes a lord, the more greenskins he has, the more Waaagh he gets! The more you have, the more Waaagh you can produce for each more fart!
So that's the case, Shi Lezhi instantly had a clue and continued to look down.
The new task is easy to understand, the reward is the key, everyone who has played the game and read the novel knows that the lord template must be a good thing, just look at the changes in our body, both the mouth and the body have evolved, and the future is great! Hurry up and complete the task first.
Thinking of this, Shi Lezhi was full of energy, put away the system, returned to the real world, and found that the old rotten teeth of the goblin had come to him at some point.
"No wonder I heard a voice just now, it turned out to be him, just to ask me what happened after I fell unconscious."
Shi Lezhi, who was in a good mood, opened his lips lightly, revealing a mouth full of sharp fangs, and just wanted to show his newly learned green language, but it turned out to be a slap in the face.
The old rotten tooth raised the wooden stick in his hand without saying a word, and slammed it down with the momentum of Mount Tai.
Bang!
Shi Lezhi was defenseless, and a stick smashed firmly on the cover of the heavenly spirit, and it was like an initiation in an instant, and the spirit was out of the body.
"I ...... Lose...... You ......"
With a bang, I saw him roll his eyes, and fainted again with a face full of shock.
The remaining old goblin nodded in satisfaction, and said with a big grin:
"Brother Mao is on top, I shouted for a long time and there was no response, this kid is afraid that he will not be beaten stupid, I will help you sleep again, just wake up."