Chapter 218: Saitama Sensei
“…… Fantastic Four: Thunderbolt Jonathan Johnny Stone competes in synchronized racing and wins the championship ......"
Of course, in fact, most of the news about the Fantastic Four came from Thunderbolt, and compared to Thunderbolt, the other three Fantastic Four are very low-key and rarely appear in front of the media. Only Thunderbolt not only appears at various events at will, but also shows off his abilities very much, and then attracts a large group of girls to the party or something.
It can be said that in recent times, Thunderbolt is definitely a very hot superhero, often making headlines, looking at this posture, it is almost comparable to Tony Stark, who has not become Iron Man before, and it can be said that it is the new favorite of the media recently.
Seeing that it was this thunderbolt reported on the news again, Saitama yawned boredly, then pressed the remote control and changed the channel.
"Ding-dong-"
Opening the door, the little spider appeared at the door of Saitama's house with a smile on her face.
"Saitama Mr., I'm here again, didn't I bother you?"
"Nope. Come on in. ”
"Thank you, this is Aunt Mei's dim sum, I specially sent it to you, do you want to try it?"
"Okay. Well, it's delicious. ”
"Really? I also think it's delicious. Mr. Saitama, if you like it, it's fine. By the way, Mr. Saitama, can I ask you some questions? ”
"But."
"That's really great. This time I ......"
From time to time, the little spider will come to Saitama to ask questions, or to find Saitama for other things, etc., in short, he comes to Saitama relatively frequently.
And the reason why the little spider did this is because so far, Saitama is the only superhero that the little spider has met and has communicated, and Saitama is still his idol. The other is Saitama's personality is relatively easy to get along with, as long as he doesn't mention his hair when he's fine. The last point is that Saitama is the only one in the Saitama family, and there is no one else, so when you stay here, you will feel much more comfortable, and you won't feel uncomfortable facing other family members.
There are several reasons why the little spider often comes to Saitama.
"Mr. Saitama, well, I've been exercising a lot lately, and I've noticed that my strength is a little stronger than at the beginning, but it seems to have entered a bottleneck at the moment, and even I feel that my potential is only to this extent, and it seems that no matter how I exercise, I won't get stronger, so, Mr. Saitama, what do you think I should do next? How can I become stronger? The little spider looked at Saitama a little expectantly.
"Hmm, is that the problem?" Saitama pondered slightly, "I also encountered such a problem not long ago. ”
"So how did you solve it, Mr. Saitama?" The eyes of the little spider are shining.
"How? Actually, after three years of practice, I became bald and stronger. But after that, I found that I couldn't improve myself anymore, as if there was no room for improvement at all. No matter what kind of enemy you encounter, you can solve it with one punch, whether it is a so-called dragon-level monster, or some huge disaster, or an alien who is the overlord of the universe or something. It's all one punch to solve. Completely, without any opponents. After that, it was as if I couldn't improve my strength anymore. Not long ago, I went to the space in a spaceship to fight that guy named Igo, and although the battle seemed a little more exciting, it was actually because I didn't use all my strength. Saitama's expression was dull and confused.
And the little spider, who was still looking forward to it at first, looked at Saitama intently, waiting for Saitama to tell him how to solve the problem. But listening to it, his expression couldn't help but change a little. He felt that he seemed to be in a completely different situation from the big man Saitama.
That's right, he still has Saitama, both of which seem to be the ceiling of strength, as if they can't get stronger anymore and can't break through anymore. However, his little spider is weak and pitiful now, and Saitama, the big guy, what he said is that he is already invincible in the world. You're already invincible in the world, what else are you going to do?
"Actually, what I'm looking forward to the most now is to have a strong opponent and then have a close fight, even if the opponent is stronger than me. As long as I can fight hard, I'll probably be able to break through again and become stronger. However, a strong opponent has not been encountered since I was bald. Saitama said, letting out a long sigh.
"......" little spider: "That, Mr. Saitama, I, I just asked, it doesn't seem to be the question, it's not the question." ”
"Huh? What did you just ask? Saitama looked at the little spider with a blank expression, as for what the little spider asked before, he forgot.
“…… I mean, how am I supposed to be stronger. By the way, Mr. Saitama, you just said that you seem to have gone through three years of training? So, can you tell me about your way of practice? Well, of course, if it's hard to say, it's completely needless to say, I'm just a little curious, just a little curious, a little bit. Although the little spider said this, there was still a trace of longing in her eyes.
Although the little spider doesn't quite understand, Saitama's strength is really as strong as Saitama himself said, and any enemy can be solved with one punch, especially Saitama even has some aliens and cosmic overlords. Go to the universe to find an opponent to fight? I don't think it's reliable.
However, Saitama's strength is stronger than him, which the little spider himself can be sure of. Saitama's speed, the little spider can't catch up no matter how much it chases, the speed is too fast. And then there's the Green Goblin No. 2, who doesn't look weak, but he was also killed by Saitama with a punch, which he can't do with the little spider.
Just this performance, this level, the little spider knows that Saitama is far stronger than him, so if he can get Saitama's cultivation method, it will be even better. However, he also knows in his heart that generally speaking, a person's cultivation method will never be easily handed over to others. So even if Saitama doesn't say it, he's completely understandable.
"You, you want to ask me about my cultivation method?" Saitama suddenly looked at the little spider seriously.
"Well, yes, yes, but it's okay, even if you don't tell me, it's totally fine, I know that this kind of thing is generally not allowed to be passed on." The little spider hurriedly said.
"There's nothing you can't tell back then, and if you want to know, I can tell you. It's just that my way of cultivating is very hard. It's very difficult, and the average person can't bear it at all, so are you sure you want to know? Saitama was again a missionary.
"But, is that okay? Can it really be? I can endure hardships in any way, really, I am not afraid of hardships. The little spider got excited.
Saitama's expression became more and more solemn, and the original simple random drawing of an egg, and then the face of the facial features was drawn casually, and suddenly became tough, and Saitama's whole person seemed to become handsome all of a sudden. It feels like two completely different styles of painting.
Seeing Saitama's painting style suddenly change, the little spider suddenly became nervous, and couldn't help but swallow a few mouthfuls of saliva, looking at Saitama nervously.
"Actually, before that, someone like you asked me how to practice, and I told her how to practice. However, it was probably because she thought my way of practicing was too hard, so she gave up without even trying. So, are you sure you really want to listen and won't give up? Saitama looked at the little spider again, looking at him with sharp eyes.
"When, of course. I will never give up. The little spider assured loudly.
"Well, listen up."
"Yes, Saitama Mr., uh, maybe I should call you Saitama Sensei?"
"If you plan to practice with me, you can call me Saitama Sensei, but if you call me Saitama Sensei, then you can't go back at all."
"Yes! Saitama sensei! "The little spider is unusually excited, probably because the more serious Saitama said, the more real he feels.
"That's good, you're good. My way of practice. ”
The little spider sat upright, and the whole person was unusually serious. And Meow Meow, who was lying on the sofa, couldn't help but prick up her ears at this time. It is also very curious, how did Saitama become so powerful, according to Saitama, it was only three years, and it was incredible that an ordinary person could become so powerful in just three years.
The black spirit also quietly leaned on the window, intending to take what Saitama said to heart: "Hmph, Saitama, I admit that your strength is very strong, but as long as I master your cultivation method, I can definitely become as strong as you, when the time comes, Hmph, I must let you buy me the best dog food, let you build me a luxurious dog house, and prepare a separate dog basin for me." The black spirit thought silently.
"Whew!"
Sneaky, you can tell it's not a good thing at a glance, and Poki bites into the black elf's ass.
The black spirit's face immediately changed, and the obscene face became extremely distorted, but in order not to be discovered by Saitama, it clenched its teeth tightly to prevent itself from making a sound.
"Hear me."
"It's Saitama sensei!"
"Three years, three years, no matter the wind or rain, or the scorching summer. Do 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats every day......" Saitama said of his workout experience: "And most importantly, no matter how hot it is in the summer, even if you have heat stroke, you should never turn on the air conditioner!" In this way, after three years of hard work, I became bald and stronger. ”
“……”
After Saitama finished speaking, the little spider looked at Saitama with a confused expression, he was really confused, he didn't expect that the cultivation method that Saitama said turned out to be this kind of thing? It's a joke.
Perhaps, for a person who has not undergone any exercise, the exercise method mentioned by Saitama is indeed very painful, and even if a little exercise is a little unreasonable, it may cause physical damage. But that's all there is to it. This kind of exercise can turn an ordinary person into a physically strong person, but that's about it. How is it possible to become stronger in this way?
And what the hell is it if you don't turn on the air conditioner in the summer? No matter how you look at it, it looks like you're too poor to have the money to turn on the air conditioner.
And Meow Meow, the eavesdropping guy, also looked confused, it was even more dumbfounded than a little spider, but then it rolled its eyes, and it thought Saitama was joking. It's ridiculous to hear this kind of thing, but it's ridiculous.
And the black essence lying on the window was blinded by Saitama's words, and he didn't pay attention and fell directly from the window.
"Ahem, Saitama sensei, you, are you kidding?" The little spider couldn't help but ask.
"Are you kidding? No, that's really how I work. Really, obviously I have been training according to this method for three years, and then I have such strength, why don't you seem to believe it one by one. Saitama was also troubled, he wasn't lying at all.
Even if possible, Saitama hopes that someone will be able to become stronger according to his training method, so that Saitama can fight a close opponent so that he can regain his long-lost blood.
"However, Saitama-sensei, the exercise you mentioned is only effective for ordinary people. How can this level of cultivation make a person become a strong person? The little spider smiled wryly.
Saitama scratched her head: "It's really troublesome, it's clear that that's how I practice." ”
"Well, perhaps, maybe Saitama sensei, when you were practicing like this, you were bitten by some animal, or maybe you ate something strange and changed your genes, so you have such great power?" The little spider thought about it and made a conjecture using itself as an example.
"Nope. At most, I only occasionally eat cabbage or mushrooms because I don't have money to buy ingredients, and I happen to meet some weirdos like cabbage and mushrooms. I didn't eat anything strange. Saitama shook his head, and begged again, his way was very simple, and there was absolutely no problem.
Saitama didn't know that ordinary people couldn't eat the meat or ingredients of weirdos, because ordinary people couldn't bear the genes of weirdos, and if they were light, they would have stomach troubles, and if the problem was serious, they might die of food poisoning. It's only Saitama, who can eat those weirdos as ordinary ingredients.
The little spider heard Saitama say the word weirdo again, so he vaguely guessed that perhaps, the reason why Saitama became so powerful was probably related to some inexplicable weirdos he said he ate. But what exactly is the situation, it is not clear to the little spider who has never seen a strange person at all.
However, for the exercise method mentioned by Saitama, the little spider still wants to try it, and it may really have no effect, but maybe there is a slight possibility? What if it succeeds? There's no loss in trying, so the little spider decides that when she gets back, she will try to do what Saitama said.
……
"Tony, we've collected almost all the spider genes in this world, but they don't seem to have anything to do with the genes of the Skrulls. So Tony, are you sure that the genes of this spider are related to the genes of the Skrulls, and the Skrulls really need the genes of spiders? Dr. Banner experimented with the last of the spider's genes and tossed them aside. I couldn't help but say to Tony.
Tony's face turned a little ugly when he heard Dr. Banner's words: "Perhaps, we may be mistaken. ”
"No, maybe, we must be mistaken, uh, no, it's not us, it should be you. You are mistaken. Dr. Banner rolled his eyes, it had taken so much effort that it had been completely useless.
Tony glared at Dr. Banner angrily, he was in a bad mood, doing such a thing as a day job was really not a good thing for Tony. After being busy for so long, he didn't get anything else, but when it came to spiders, he became an expert.
"Jarvis, call me that little bug." Tony's mood was a little unhappy, and he didn't call Spider-Man the nickname of Little Spider anymore, and directly lowered it one notch again and changed his name to Little Spider.
"Yes, sir." Jarvis followed Tony's instructions and dialed Spider's phone directly.
On the other side, the little spider had already left Saitama's house, and then he found a relatively wide rooftop. The rooftop is huge, and there is no one else, so he can do whatever he wants here without being noticed or disturbed. At the same time, as soon as you look up, you can see most of New York, which is undoubtedly a good place.
The little spider lay on the ground and did push-ups quickly: "One, two, three...... Ten...... Thirty ...... Fifty...... Ninety-nine, one hundred! It's good, I've done a hundred push-ups, then the next thing is the sit-ups. ”
The phone rang suddenly, and the little spider was stunned, but he didn't stop doing sit-ups, but just stretched out the hand on the back of his head, and with a flick of his wrist, a bundle of spider silk shot out, sticking to the backpack he put next to him, and accurately sticking to the mobile phone in the backpack.
With a swish, the phone was already grabbed by him.
"Hey, hello."
"I'm not good."
"Uh, who are you, Mr. Stark?" The little spider couldn't help but be stunned when she heard the other party's voice, and asked with a little surprise.
"That's right, I'm Tony Stark. So bugs. I have something to ask you. ”
"Bugs? Mr. Stark, you call me a bug? ”
"What? Can't I call you that? Tony's voice choked slightly.
"When, of course, of course, Mr. Stark."
"You said before that the Skrruls took the initiative to find you? And to kill you? Is this true? ”
"Well, it should be, it should be true, I don't know what a Skrull is, but Saitama Sensei said that the guy who looks like a Skrull is right, so it should be the Skrull who found me."
“…… Did he say anything when he came to you? Like, why is he looking for you? Did you say you wanted to find someone else? ”
"Well, I think about it, it seems, he did say that he wanted to find you besides me, Iron Man Tony Stark."
"What? Still looking for me? ”
"Well, by the way, that guy said before he was killed by Saitama Sensei, that he said that he was testing something, as if he was going to test his own strength, so he wanted to defeat me, and then he would defeat you. Mr. Stark. ”
“…… Why didn't you say it before!! Tony's words almost came out of his teeth.
"Uh, I, I was, I wanted to say it, but, but you hung up a little bit faster. Plus I was a little excited, so, so-"
“……”
"Hello? Mr. Stark? Feed? Mr. Stark, why did you hang up again? Feed? Hey, hey? The little spider shrugged innocently: "At that time, it was similar to what it is now, although I was too excited at the beginning, so I ignored a little." But it's true that you hang up too quickly. ”
"Forget it, go ahead. Hmm, by the way, how many sit-ups did I just do? If you don't remember, forget it, then it's better to start over. One, two ......"
Just as the little spider was doing sit-ups seriously, something suddenly flew over. The little spider was stunned for a moment, and then the thing landed directly in his arms, watching the red light flash and flash. The little spider's face changed wildly: "Pumpkin bomb!" ”
Almost without thinking about it, he wanted to throw away the pumpkin bomb in his arms when he left, and at the same time quickly wanted to dodge to the side.
"Boom !!" Vertex mobile station