Chapter 126: Husband
Queen Ciri didn't start tonight.
Therefore, there were many "refugees" with the "Queen" brand stuck on their heads in Ji Shaotian's live broadcast room, which made him a lot more popular in the live broadcast room tonight, approaching 70,000.
70,000 popularity, which can already be ranked in the top 20 among the Haiyan Guild stimulation anchors, but the "Haiyan-Zhang Wuji" in Ji Shaotian's live broadcast room is still "unsigned".
"Why hasn't the anchor signed a contract yet?"
Some viewers noticed this and asked in the live broadcast room, which immediately caused a topic.
"I heard another Haiyan stimulus anchor say that the Haiyan Guild dislikes the anchor for Zhang Wuji's popularity and doesn't want to sign him."
"It's really a rub on Zhang Wuji's popularity, Lianzhong already has a Zhang Wuji, and Haiyan signing another Zhang Wuji is tantamount to embarrassing the entire guild."
"Hey! Anchor, your skills are good, let's change your name to live broadcast! β
The audience began to persuade Ji Shaotian to change his name again, and some people even said that it was okay for him to change the name of Zhang Wuji's father "Zhang Cuishan", but don't use the name Zhang Wuji.
"It's like a cover, no matter how good the cover is, it will be looked down upon by mainstream musicians in the music world!"
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The audience in the live broadcast room was bitter, and Ji Shaotian also felt the eager care, and he felt very moved.
He can't explain it to the audience now, but he will never let down the audience's care, and soon, the audience will know who is popular.
"Little Brother Mowgli, do you know the difference between you and the monkey?"
In the game, Ji Shaotian and Liu Caixia somehow talked about monkeys, and Liu Caixia suddenly asked in a meaningful tone.
"It's good that I'm evolving fast, otherwise I'm the one who is being locked in a cage and being tricked now?"
According to Liu Caixia's unabashed character, Ji Shaotian knew that her question was definitely not simple, and he thought of the stalk he saw in the Douyin video.
"Oh, I'm not talking about this, I'm asking what is the difference between you and a monkey, do you understand the difference?" Liu Caixia snorted.
"The difference, the difference is so big."
Ji Shaotian replied: "First of all, monkeys have hair, but I don't have hair. β
"Huh? You don't have hair? Liu Caixia seemed to have caught something, and hurriedly said with bad intentions: "You actually don't have hair?" Wow! Big brother! How can you be a man in your twenties without hair? β
After Liu Caixia said these words in the live broadcast room, the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded instantly, all kinds of Caixia sister 666 all kinds of hahaha, and even more excessive-
"Haha! The anchor didn't grow hair! β
"Hairless anchor."
"Nakachu perverted hairless anchor!"
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"I'll rub!"
Looking at these barrages, Ji Shao's innocent face turned red, he knew that Liu Caixia's problem must be greasy, and he was accidentally tricked.
"It's not! I didn't mean that! Ji Shaotian hurriedly explained hoarsely in the live broadcast room: "I mean the monkey is full of hair, I'm not ........."
Liu Caixia interrupted Ji Shaotian's words with a smile: "Okay, okay, no need to explain, explanation is a cover-up, I understand, there are no outsiders here, you just admit that you are hairless and not ashamed, I won't laugh at you hahahaha........."
As she spoke, Liu Caixia was already laughing wildly in the game.
Ji Shaotian was embarrassed, and said in his heart, who said that there was no one, there are tens of thousands of people in the live broadcast room, and now I know everything...... Phew, it's all misunderstood.
I'm afraid that for a long time in the future, there will be people in the live broadcast room with a rhythm of brushing "hairless anchors" or something, I'm afraid of becoming a stalk, so I won't be able to get rid of it for the rest of my life.
Alas!
"Sister Caixia, you said that you are young, why are your thoughts so impure?" Ji Shaotian said in the game.
"Impure? Hmm......" Liu Caixia's tone suddenly felt a little aggrieved, and said, "Then Brother Wuji, do you want me to be pure?" β
Ji Shaotian said helplessly: "Don't call me brother, infiltrate people." However, you can try to be pure, and let me see you when you are pure. β
Ji Shaotian guessed that Liu Caixia pretending to be pure was nothing more than saying something like "Mom said that if you hold hands, you will get pregnant", which is also quite funny, and the audience will be happy.
"Well, I'm starting to be pure!"
Liu Caixia cleared her throat and said in a harmless tone: "Brother Wuji, do you know what the real difference is between you and Monkey Paper?" β
The two came out of Port G and started to talk about this topic, at this time, they just went to the "widow's village" below P City to pick up the airdrop, and a car happened to come here, Liu Caixia leaned out to shoot after speaking, and instantly knocked out two people.
Ji Shaotian also killed the two people sharply in the game, and then smiled, and also cooperated with her in an innocent tone: "What is it?" Tell me. β
"Stupid! The biggest difference between you and Monkey Paper is the tail! Liu Caixia said in a loud tone.
"Oh..."
Ji Shaotian thought to himself that Liu Caixia's answer was really pure, if it was an innocent child who said the difference between humans and monkeys, the first thing to say would definitely be the tail.
Ji Shaotian picked up the water cup and drank it leisurely.
Before Liu Caixia finished speaking, she continued to say in a brilliant tone: "The tail of the monkey paper grows in the back, and your tail grows in the front......"
"Poof!"
Hearing Liu Caixia's second half of the sentence, the water that Ji Shaotian had just drunk immediately sprayed a computer screen and almost dropped his mobile phone.
The sound of his squirting can be heard in-game and in the live broadcast room, as well as the sound of ping-pong on the desk.
"Hahaha......"
Liu Caixia's unbridled laughter came from the mobile phone, the barrage in the live broadcast room was all "666", the gifts continued, and a local tyrant named "Mu Shengsheng" sent a big rocket, which added a lot of popularity to the live broadcast room.
"Hey, hey, hey! What is this called purity??? β
Ji Shaotian, who had just wiped the computer screen and cleaned the desktop, didn't care about the gifts, and shouted in the live broadcast room: "This is even dirtier than just now, right?" I'm drinking water, and my phone and computer are almost boiling in water! β
"Hahaha......"
Liu Caixia laughed breathlessly, and said after a while: "If the mobile phone and computer are burned, I will compensate you for some diamonds!" What's the big deal. β
Liu Caixia is a rectum, there is no city government, she has generously revealed her work in the past few days, she is working in a factory, and "point drilling" seems to be a certain process on the assembly line.
"Isn't the point that the phone and computer are burned?" Ji Shaotian couldn't cry or laugh, "It's because your car to the kindergarten turned too suddenly, and my little heart almost couldn't stand it." β
"Calm and calm, it's just a small scene, you can get used to it in the future." Liu Caixia said with a smile.
Ji Shaotian said: "Aren't you afraid that I am the anchor, and then you expose your nature like this, which will damage your image?" β
Ji Shaotian saw the rocket gift at this time, he knew that it was given by the audience for Liu Caixia, and he was a little embarrassed, so he deliberately took the opportunity to tell Liu Caixia that he was the anchor.
At least let her know.
"What's wrong with the streamer? Anyway, I never watch live broadcasts, and it's better to play by myself when I have time to watch other people's games. Liu Caixia said.
Ji Shaotian smiled bitterly and said, "I mean, if I were an anchor, would you still play with me?" β
"Wow, you're asking a strange question, does the anchor have anything to do with our double row? I used to be alone, I didn't have any friends in the game, and it was rare to have someone to play with me, why do you think I wouldn't play with you if I knew you were a streamer? Liu Caixia muttered.
"Well, I'm actually a streamer, just a little streamer. I just don't want to hide it from you. Ji Shaotian confessed.
Liu Caixia said lightly: "Oh, I said why are so many people adding me as friends every day these days." β
"Huh?"
Ji Shaocai thought of this, and immediately smiled bitterly: "You should have guessed it a long time ago, right?" β
"I didn't take it seriously."
"Okay...... I'm going live in Douya. "Ji Shaotian said.
"Tell me what this is for? I'm not going to watch you live, it's a waste of time. Liu Caixia said unceremoniously, and then exclaimed: "Hey, brother." It's not like I just said something wrong, you won't play games with me in the future, right? Damn, why are you like this! β
"No, no!"
Hearing her unhappy voice, Ji Shaotian hurriedly comforted Liu Caixia: "I wish you played games with me every day, the audience in my live broadcast room likes you!" β
After Ji Shaotian finished speaking, the barrage in the live broadcast room swiped "Yes!" "Sister Caixia 666!" also said excessively: "We are here for Sister Caixia, who looks at this spicy chicken anchor/funny".
"Alright! Then you'll only be able to double row with me in the future, unless I don't play this game! Liu Caixia said.
Ji Shaotian smiled helplessly, Liu Caixia is also a little willful!
"Good! I promise you that I will only be in a double row with you in the future. β
He also secretly swore in his heart: No matter how popular he is in the future, as long as Liu Caixia comes over, he will definitely be in a double row with her, and he will never break his word!
Don't forget to dig wells, without Liu Caixia, his popularity would not have risen so fast.
"Ahh
just promised Liu Caixia in the live broadcast room, and Liu Caixia also laughed, but Ji Shaotian suddenly sneezed, and the tears came out.
"I seem to have forgotten something......"
Drip, drip!
At this moment, the QQ of the tablet in front of him came up with a message.
He will not receive any information on his mobile phone when he broadcasts live at night, and QQ and WeChat are all on a tablet and placed in front of him.
"Play on Saturday and train in the evening. /smile"
The remarks of the message are "icebergs at the same table", naturally Hei Jiayi.
Hei Jiayi's information was not sloppy, and Ji Shaotian immediately freed up his hands and replied in seconds: "Isn't it okay to train at noon?" /ε²tooth"
"Not enough."
Simple, crisp two words.
"Then let's start tomorrow night, train at eight o'clock, and get to ten o'clock? / Nervous"
Anyway, now that the subscription has exceeded 50,000, the live broadcast can be slowed down, the game of the e-sports club is equally important to Ji Shaotian, and the cruel words to the basketball club have been released, he must realize it, and it is also revenge.
As for Liu Caixia, in recent days, she has only been online at half past eight or even nine o'clock, and sometimes she is still eating takeout when she is playing games, Ji Shaotian thinks that it must be hard for her to work alone in a factory, and playing at ten o'clock can also allow her to rest more or deal with personal affairs, and it would be good for her to make an appointment online.
"Good. /smile"
Hei Jiayi agreed, Ji Shaotian breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately told Liu Caixia in the game that she would play after 10 o'clock before Saturday, and Liu Caixia readily agreed.
"Shall I ask you a question then?" Ji Shaotian plans to tease Liu Caixia as well.
"Ask, you must be pure!" Liu Caixia's tone was very impure.
Ji Shaotian asked: "Husband, father, mother, brother, sister, which one is not related to you?" β
Liu Caixia immediately let out a long nasal voice: "Heyββββ"
Ji Shaotian felt Liu Caixia's eyes seeing through everything, so he was embarrassed to follow.........
"Hahaha!"
The two laughed out loud for no reason, Ji Shaotian's question did not reach Liu Caixia, but attracted a large group of viewers in the live broadcast room to brush up the "husband" barrage.
made the new audience think that the sailors in the live broadcast room were all gay, and actually called a male anchor's husband???