Chapter Twenty-Three: The Bodhisattva of Great Joy
On the other side of the street, a group of women appeared.
The woman in front is not ugly, with willowy eyebrows, big eyes, and small lips.
She is not too old, at most only twenty-five or sixteen, if she is divided into three, she is really a beauty.
It's a pity that she has three chins.
Women like this, in that group of women. It's kind of "slim".
The rest of the women had five chins and six chins.
They must not be said to be pigs, because pigs are definitely not so fat, so fat.
Among the group of fat women, there was one of the fattest women, who was two stories tall and covered in fat.
She walked slowly, like a moving mountain, Roshan.
Her eyes weren't small, but now they were squeezed into a thread by the flesh. Her neck may not be short, but now it is filled with stacks of fat.
In this fat woman, there are still five or six men, all of them are wearing extremely bright clothes, they are also very young, and they are not ugly, and some of them still have powder on their faces.
They can't be considered very thin, but compared to this woman, they look like little monkeys.
The dishes in the store haven't had time to be served yet, otherwise Xia Yunmo might have spit it out.
Just seeing the scene in front of him, Xia Yunmo knew that he would definitely not be able to eat tonight.
"This group of ...... Who the hell is a woman? Sun Xiaohong said with some difficulty.
Xia Yunmo smiled bitterly: "The Great Joy Female Bodhisattva and her apprentice, Bai Xiaosheng's weapon spectrum ranking does not rank female masters, nor does it rank Demon Dao masters, otherwise this person will definitely be ranked in the top five, or even higher." ”
Sun Xiaohong said: "How could you provoke such a bodhisattva? ”
Xia Yunmo said: "When I got the golden silk armor, there were four colorful men who wanted to grab it. So I killed the four men. ”
"Then these four colorful masters came, and they were all masters, who were also the Five Poison Boys of Miao Jiang. These five poisonous boys are masters of poisoning and want to secretly attack me, but they were also killed by me. ”
"This joyful female bodhisattva is the master of the five poisonous boys, and I don't know if I kill this female bodhisattva, there will be any Arhat Buddha coming out."
hit one and caused a bunch of them, this is not a fantasy novel.
Knock knock~
The footsteps became louder and louder, and the Joyful Female Bodhisattva seemed to know where Xia Yunmo was, so she ripped off the window with a sinister smile.
"Xia Yunmo, broken son. Found you. ”
Around Sun Xiaohong, she followed the old man Tianji to walk the rivers and lakes on weekdays, and she had seen a lot of the world, but she was still scared at this time, and her body unconsciously took a few steps back.
Stacks of fat are piled together, and then smile at you, who can stand it for normal people.
"Dahuanxi Female Bodhisattva, I really don't want to fight with you, you better go quickly, otherwise I will kill you later, and you can't leave even if you want to"
Xia Yunmo sighed and said, he didn't even dare to look at this female bodhisattva.
It would be fine if she was really a giantess, but her huge size was all piled up with greasy fat, and Xia Yunmo felt that if she looked at her, she would have to eat a bite less.
It's just that his memory is not bad, but after just one glance, he forgot about it again.
He has seen the Blue Blood Twin Snakes, the Five Poisonous Boys, and the Blue Devil Hand. Their shapes are all very weird, but most of them give people a sense of horror, and it is the first time Xia Yunmo has seen such a disgusting feeling.
If you meet a person who has a habit of psychological cleanliness or perfectionism, and sees this great joy female bodhisattva, I am afraid that you will ascend to bliss as soon as possible.
When the Bodhisattva heard this, her eyes that were trapped in the fat suddenly lit up.
She laughed, and when she laughed, first the fat on her face was shaking, then the fat on her neck, and then the fat on her whole body was shaking, and with her laughter, the man who was originally holding her was actually ejected.
Faintly, the whole earth trembled.
It's a shame that she didn't laugh for long, otherwise Xia Yunmo really couldn't help but do something with her, because this laughter was also very ugly, like the screams of ghosts in hell.
"Xia Yunmo, I have heard your method of breaking my heart with one palm, I will stand here, you can shoot at me. If you can kill me and shatter my heart, it's your ability. ”
The Great Joy Bodhisattva said, and the eyes that were originally covered by fat flesh somehow appeared again, becoming very bright and bright.
The corners of her mouth went up, and she smiled, but it made people shudder.
"Wait, wait!" Xia Yunmo hurriedly shouted, and everyone looked at Xia Yunmo.
But I saw Xia Yunmo glanced at the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva, and then looked at his own hands, slender fingers, delicate skin, and even the nails were neatly trimmed.
So, Xia Yunmo raised his head: "Don't think I'll touch your lump of meat, I love my hands very much, but I don't want to practice it." ”
Originally, because of the arrival of the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva, the street became very quiet, but at this time, it was even quieter.
People who mix the rivers and lakes, who don't know that the Bodhisattva of Great Joy has a tyrannical personality, she can say that she is fat, but if the rest of the people dare to offend her, then the end will be very miserable.
Sure enough, the face of the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva suddenly turned cold: "Toast and don't eat and drink"
With a pair of fleshy palms, with the sound of the whistling wind, she grabbed Xia Yunmo directly.
Xia Yunmo took Sun Xiaohong's hand and flew out from the other side of the window.
"Isn't your swordsmanship very high? Kill her with a sword. Sun Xiaohong looked at the high-speed moving fat behind her, her stomach was churning, and she wanted to vomit.
Although this Bodhisattva of Great Joy is indeed a mountain of meat, her light skills are very clever, and she flies out like a balloon, and even the sun in the sky is obscured.
"I don't want to poke such a lump of fat with my sword." Xia Yunmo said.
Sun Xiaohong is almost crazy, everyone is mixed up, whether it is the kung fu in the hands or the kung fu on the sword, it is all for the purpose of killing, even though some people have unique habits, but they have never heard of that person, who is still unwilling to take action in a life and death crisis.
"You can't use your own, but you can use someone else's." There were a lot of people standing on the side of the road watching the excitement, Xia Yunmo easily pulled out the sword of one of them, his body shot out like a meteor, and stabbed the throat of the great joy female bodhisattva.
But the Joyful Female Bodhisattva, not only did not dodge, but laughed, and let Xia Yunmo stab him with a sword.
The sword light flashed, like a frightened rainbow, like a lightning bolt, and in the blink of an eye, it had pierced into the throat of the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva.
But the sword pierced an inch, and it could no longer pierce it.
This great joyful female bodhisattva actually caught this sword with the fat on her neck. It seems that there are benefits to having more fat, at least you can practice such martial arts.
The Great Joy Bodhisattva smiled fiercely, and the two huge palms slapped at Xia Yunmo again.
Xia Yun Mofei generally retreated, frowning, this great joy female bodhisattva was afraid that it would be difficult to kill her with "ruthlessness", and her flesh had become her strongest defense.
"Borrow a hairpin."
Xia Yunmo said, and Sun Xiaohong immediately took out a hairpin from his arms. Xia Yunmo waved his arm, and the hairpin flew out.
Xuantian Hand is the perfection of cultivating this hand, as long as it is the kung fu in his hands, Xia Yunmo will get twice the result with half the effort.
Coupled with the experience I heard from Li Xunhuan yesterday, I am very confident in this hairpin.
"Poof", this hairpin was inserted into the eyes of the Bodhisattva of Great Joy very accurately, but the laughter of the Bodhisattva of Joy did not stop, but there was a trace of madness and creepiness.
"You can't run away, I like you more and more, come and be with me." She was grinning, the hairpin still stuck in her eyes, bleeding profusely.
But she didn't seem to feel happy, but still giggled. Suddenly, he pulled out the hairpin with his backhand, put it in his mouth and chewed it heavily.
It's no wonder this guy can grow so fat, it turns out that he can eat so much.
"What now?" The Great Joy Female Bodhisattva scared Sun Xiaohong a lot, this woman is still a human being, and she is clearly a giant beast in the wilderness.
"There's another way." Xia Yunmo said calmly.
"What's the solution?"
"Run!"