Chapter 8: The Funny Monster Who Underbeats
"Yo, it's funny that this funny monster dares to take the initiative to provoke."
Looking at the world news, Qin Sitian couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly.
Aotian was actively provoked by a wild monster boss, if they don't kill the funny monster, then their guild will lose face.
"Let's go, go to the coordinates of the funny hair"
Oh~~~
Thousands of people shouted and ran towards the grove on the south side with great fighting spirit.
Not only the members of Aotian, but even other players rushed towards Lin Yuanfa's coordinate point, wanting to watch the first earth-shattering battle after the launch of "Nine Skies" with their own eyes.
Outside the grove, there was a dense crowd of players leveling up nearby, who arrived earlier than Aotian, and were sitting on the grass chatting with each other.
If you set up a stall here, sell beer, drinks, mineral water, peanuts, melon seeds, and eight-treasure porridge, business will definitely be booming.
Because the funny monsters have been named by Aotian, they don't dare to enter the forest casually, otherwise if they offend the big guild of Aotian, then don't want to mix in "Nine Skies".
Soon, Qin Sitian ran over with the members of Aotian, and other idle players made their debut.
"Excuse me, everyone, to give face, the funny monster has been covered by our Aotian.
In order to avoid accidental injury, please wait outside the forest," said the tall Yuanba.
As he spoke, Qin Sitian had already rushed into the woods with people.
After all the people of Aotian entered the woods, some players wanted to secretly follow up to take a look, but found that some members of Aotian were guarding the outside of the forest with unkind faces, and they were not allowed to enter at all.
In the forest, the figure of small wild boars can be seen everywhere.
[Monster name: Little boar.]
Level: 3
Skill: Boar's Roar (Swarm Skill, Base Damage 30)
HP:400
Attack 40---Defense 45】
"Sitian, do you want to clean up all these wild monsters?" The arrogant Mengtong frowned and asked.
Qin Sitian shook his head: "The little wild boar has rough skin and thick meat, it takes blood and time to kill them, and they are not active attacking wild monsters, there is no need to clean them up, the number of medicines on hand is not much, let's keep it to deal with funny monsters."
With that, everyone ignored the little wild boar in the forest and quickly ran towards Lin Yuan's place.
On the stone steps of the hill on the east side of the forest, Lin Yuan pillowed his hands and arched his short legs, shaking constantly.
"Why haven't these deflated calves come yet? It won't be cowardly," he muttered softly.
He had been waiting for more than an hour, and he didn't even see a figure.
"Hey, there seems to be footsteps"
Lin Yuan Huoran stood up, his hands on his hips, ready to greet this group of ignorant players with a haughty attitude.
"Well, how did my speed slow down"
At the foot of the mountain, the Assassin Night was at the front of the group, but suddenly he felt that his movement was much slower, and his feet felt like they were entangled in something.
Soon, there was a burning sensation on the soles of my feet.
-2,-2,-2......
His health also began to dwindle.
Yu Ye raised his feet and looked at it, and his face suddenly turned blue.
Unexpectedly, I ran too fast, and if I didn't pay attention, I actually stepped on toxic.
His right foot began to rub the grass frantically, rubbing away the boar poop that was sticking to the soles of his feet.
At this moment, the large army behind him finally caught up, and he hurriedly reminded him: "Everyone be careful, there is poop on the ground, and it is poisonous."
"Poof~~~"
Yutai Chuchu's little face was flushed, and finally he couldn't help laughing: "Yu Ye, you are too weak, you step on the poop when you go out, maybe something good will happen."
The corners of Yuye's mouth twitched, and he continued to wipe the poop without saying a word.
Qin Sitian led everyone to continue walking forward, and when he came to the front of the stone steps, his face began to twitch wildly.
This, what a poop this special place is.
What bastard is so immoral?
On the stone steps, Lin Yuan saw that the people of Aotian had finally arrived, smiled evilly, reached out and stroked the long hair of his pot lid, and said proudly: "Are you the people of Aotian?" Let's wait."
Below, Yutai Chu Chu looked at Lin Yuan blankly, and said in surprise: "This is funny? Why is it a dwarf winter melon, I thought it was a giant boss with a height of eight feet."
Well?
Dwarf winter melon?
Lin Yuan stared at it, and his gaze suddenly locked on Tantai Chuchu, and sneered: "I haven't seen you much taller than Lord Ben, little sister, is there one meter five?" ”
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Tantai Chuchu was most disgusted by others talking about her height, she stared at Lin Yuan through gritted teeth, turned her head to Qin Sitian and said, "Brother Sitian, let's fight, I'm going to press this dwarf winter melon to the ground and rub it."
Qin Sitian smiled bitterly, this place is full of poisonous wild boar poop, how to fight?
He reluctantly said to his subordinates: "Everyone quickly clean up these poops, pay attention, don't touch them with your hands, go pick some leaves, wrap them up and throw them away."
As soon as the words fell, the members of Aotian immediately started to move, quite like environmental protection volunteers.
"Aren't you arrogant?
Come on, hit me.
What are you doing standing stupidly? Scared?
Waha~~~"
On the stone steps, Lin Yuan mocked wantonly.
Especially when he saw his short body making a mocking action of slapping his ass, the platform Chu Chu below was almost angry, his chest rose and fell, and he immediately released an ordinary attack at Lin Yuan.
However, the doctor's cast distance was shorter than that of the mage, and Lin Yuan had already taken these factors into account, so the attack of the Emperor Chuchu automatically disappeared halfway.
"Stinky and funny, my aunt and grandmother are very angry, if I don't hang you up and beat you later, my aunt and grandmother will have your surname" Yutai Chuchu shouted angrily.
"With my last name? That's not cheap for you, I don't want you to be a disobedient daughter."
"You ......"
Qin Sitian hurriedly grabbed the fierce and wanted to rush over and fight the funny monster desperately, and said with a wry smile: "Chu Chu, what are you doing with a wild monster so seriously?"
"But......" Yutai Chuchu's mouth bulged like a bun, and he looked aggrieved.
Well? Dare to scold Lao Tzu for being a wild monster?
Lin Yuan's eyes widened, he took off the abyss mask, showed that funny smile, and said obscenely: "Hey, hey, that enoki mushroom, don't look at it, it's you, the one next to the female goblin, yes, it's you"
Looking at Qin Sitian, who was iron-faced, Lin Yuan opened his nostrils, picked up his nose unscrupulously, and shouted: "Yo, do you dare to stare and disagree?" Come and beat me, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will make you disappear in the snap of your fingers"
Qin Sitian was furious in his heart, although he knew in his heart that this was just a wild monster, but what this thing said was really annoying, what made him most angry was this funny face, it was simply a walking emoji, it was really infuriating.
Finally, the wild boar poop at the foot of the mountain was cleaned up by the members of Aotian.
Qin Sitian roared angrily: "Come on, kill the funny monster, and when the time comes, the one million cash will be divided according to the damage value, be careful not to attack the little wild boar."
"Kill"
"Dare to cry my goddess Chuchu, I slaughtered you"
Under the heavy reward, thousands of people were extremely excited to kill Lin Yuan on the stone steps.
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