Chapter 711: Adventure Plan
The feast pushed the atmosphere of the night market to the highest point, and the last seven-star double dragon was brewed in the void, so that Ye Cang and the others of the chairman had the feeling that it was enough to eat this meal this year, and the others could not be satisfied at all. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
A table full of wine and food was full of people blowing to each other about the changes of the year, especially the naked uncle's words opened a strong complaint about the changes in the world, people's hearts were extremely perverted, and the dragon under his crotch was fearless, and the uncle mysteriously revealed his second underwear that was about to be completed, named the elegy of the muse, so that Wu Na, Bingyun and others picked up the bench with red eyes and sat down, even Xiao Yetian also sat down.
"The third year of junior high school! Let's start our Imperial City adventure. "XV pulled Zhang Zhengxiong, Xiao Wang, Blade Look, Fang Ci.
"I'm waiting for you at the station at 10 o'clock in the morning, be on time, remember to bring more money, the service fee for the New Year's adventure is three times, a lot of the best goods came out to work on the winter vacation, last year I played undressing with a person who is now a second-tier idol star, although I lost my clothes and money in the end, I didn't even wear underwear, and I went back from the roof at night." Xiao Wang reminded.
"The perverted relationship of the naked shadow flipping strip on the roof late at night reported on the fifth day of the Lunar New Year last year is you?" The blade couldn't laugh or cry.
"Okay, okay, this is not the point, it's all said, cheers, the third adventure of junior high school." Zhang Zhengxiong didn't look at the helpless Fang Ci, "Go on an adventure and not go to the crematorium, group activities, be happy, Xiaofang, don't worry, I will never tell Xiao Tong that you have a photo of a pseudo-mother wearing a bra/mask in my mobile phone, or a holographic large picture model." ”
"'''''''''''''''''" Fang Ci.
"What is risk?" Lin Liang's sudden appearance from the side made several people stunned for a moment, and Lin Liang saw that Zhang Zhengxiong didn't know how to call himself, "Just call me Brother Liang."
"Brother Liang, have you ever been to a maid above grade A, a simulated girlfriend, and a custom character café?" XV is like a master standing up.
"I've never been there, and I've never heard of it." Lin Liang shook his head.
"Then when the time comes, the third year of junior high school will gather together for an adventure, life is in the world, it is always good to increase knowledge, and it is fate that everyone can sit at a table, at 10 o'clock in the morning, remember to bring enough money AA system!" Xiao Wang's words made Lin Liang bow slightly, it is true, the year and the time are gone, the intention and the day are gone, and then they will wither, and they will not receive the world, and they will be sad and poor, what will be the return! He once told Zhan'er in the same way, "There is a little brother of King Lao." ”。
"You look like you're a family man, right?" Xiao Wang said curiously.
Lin Liang was stunned for a moment and bowed slightly.
"That's no wonder, although you are a little strange, but your bearing is extraordinary, your wife should be very beautiful, right?" XV followed the gossip.
Lin Liang couldn't cry or laugh, "In the world's opinion, it is still far from being beautiful." ”
"Do you have any photos?" Zhang Zhengxiong was also curious, and Fang Ci became interested.
Lin Liang took out a piece of paper from his suit, on which a very ugly woman was sketched, and several people gasped and looked at Lin Liang in disbelief.
Lin Liang didn't care, just smiled and took out a feather fan and shook his head, "If there is an ugly wife in the family, if there is a treasure, you don't understand this kind of happiness." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Xiao Wang, Zhang Zhengxiong and others retreat several steps one after another, leaving a vacuum belt a few meters away in the middle.
"I thought he was just a little weird, but now it's sure to be a pervert with a lot of taste, and the photos are still drawn by himself, no, I have goosebumps." Xiao Wang muttered.
"The key is that the character in the portrait estimates that he YY came out, and YY came out like this, evil ~~ became like a plaster. . . ." XV shook his head with a heavy jaw.
"If there is an ugly wife in the family, if you have a treasure, in fact, if you think about it carefully, it is full of a lot of life philosophies''''' "Jian Jiao's words made several people cast strange and resentful eyes, and consciously closed their mouths "'''''''''''".
"Originally, I thought there was just a generation gap, but now it seems that this is a chasm''" Zhang Zhengxiong looked at Lin Liang with his arms.
"That's not the point, I'm afraid that he will do something too ghostly, and we will be blocked." Xiao Wang's words opened XV's brain, "For example, let a sister paper dress up as a strange ugly aunt, and play games with him while dancing square dancing with a BGM big baby, I feel like I feel good when I think about it. ”
"You're perverted." Zhang Zhengxiong was speechless.
The voice was not loud or small, which made Lin Liang very embarrassed, the young man really didn't communicate for a long time, and he felt that he couldn't keep up, "Everyone, see you in the third year of junior high school." ”。
"Shhhhhh Blade Jing reminded, Lin Liang was puzzled, but still nodded silently and returned to his seat.
At this time, Uncle Naked happily stood on the high platform, opened his windbreaker, and the giant elephant attacked!! A wave of warmth swept through the night market.
"Bye!! Uncle Naked sent blessings!! ”
"The god is on top, bless the coming year by 3-10 sister paper wheel X, please."
"The sect leader is above, I hope that when I wake up, my husband will become my uncle."
"Stinky shameless, steal my wishes! Look at the claws! ”
"I'm afraid of you! Eat me a slap on the heel! ”
"Divine elephant, divine elephant, I hope my mother's illness will get better soon."
"Playing mahjong always loses, Xiangye, give me the luck of the thirteen!!"
"It's so hard to memorize the teacher's table, it's all because Zhuge Liang writes too long, and the gods are on it, please compress it to less than 20 words."
Lin Liang listened to the wish made by the child not far away, his hands trembled, blame me! Feather fan!
"Hey, I can carry it, it's okay to carry it backwards! I can't forget it, it's a disgusting feeling, I knew that my wish could come true, I didn't allow this, I hate it to death. The child was happy at first, then a little disgusted, and finally knelt down and shouted, "Uncle Naked is amazing!" ”
Lin Liang's forehead jumped slightly, quietly self-cultivation, quiet self-cultivation, and kept fanning.
"Come up, little boy! New Year's greetings to you!! Uncle Naked's words, let the little boy run up with his legs, stretched out his hand to feel the vitality of the god, and showed an extremely happy expression, "I hope that everyone can be happy in the coming year, and spend every day happily, under the protection of the elephant. ”
"Bang!"
Huge fireworks shoot into the sky, and fireworks in the Naked Uncle Elephant Raid pose burst into flames, shining brilliantly in the night sky.
"Holy Maiden! Saint!! ”
"Holy Maiden! Saint!! ”
"The Holy Maiden of my Elephant Cult has been born!! Let's make a second wish!! ”
Fang Ci looked at his sister and the fireworks in the sky with some melancholy, "Only I think this city is strange?" ”
"Be content." Blade also stared at the elephant's surprise fireworks.
"That's because you don't have a sister." Fang Ci's words made Jian Jing sigh, "Don't you don't have a wife either?" ”
The two looked at each other and sighed in unison.
XV, Xiao Wang, Zhang Zhengxiong's voices sounded from behind.
"I feel like he's going to kiss, do you want to tell Sister Qian?" Xiao Wang.
"Shhh, wait until you really kiss the screenshot, don't bother them." Zhang Zhengxiong.
"I feel like they've peeked into my back garden." XV just stopped.
"Nima!" The two of them turned their heads and shouted in unison.