"Are you looking for a beautiful girl?"

On Wednesday, in the classroom, Cheng Tianbo, who was sitting across from my desk, frowned and asked rhetorically.

"Hmm."

I nodded.

"Singing is still good?"

Cheng Tianbo continued to ask.

"Uh-huh....."

I nodded again.

"It's nice to sing.... Ji Shen really asks for a lot, in fact, there is no inevitable connection between [calling 'bed' and [singing well]. ”

Cheng Tian Bo held his cheeks and pouted.

"Of course I know there's no connection! Why do you think I came to you to inquire!! ”

I slapped the table, stood up and complained to him loudly.

"Ji Shen, you came to ask me, don't you want to expand the harem.....

He asked, somewhat surprised.

"I'm not you! I don't have the intention of expanding the harem! ”

I continued to complain, and then sat back in my chair weakly.

"It's just that the club wants to perform on stage during the cultural festival, and wants to find a foreign aid who sings well....."

I pouted and said, I really didn't think of Cheng Tianbo until no one asked, after all, this guy boasted that he knew everything about the beauties of Yangyue Provincial Experimental High School.

"Hmm.... That's right. ”

Cheng Tianbo seemed to understand what I meant, and began to think seriously for me.

"If you want to talk about beautiful women.... The top beauties in the first year of high school have all been included in your harem....."

Cheng Tianbo glanced at me unhappily and looked at me with disdain.

They're not my harem! And you super pervert, don't look at me with contempt!

"What about the sophomore.....

But now that I have a request for him, it's better for me not to complain about him.

There should be only a few beauties in the first year of high school, and the third year of high school is not good at preparing for the high school entrance examination, please, I thought of the second year of high school.

"Sophomore..... The most popular is definitely Senior Sister Shiyue, but there are two senior sisters at the same level as Shiyue....."

Cheng Tian Botuo pondered.

"One is a senior sister in the twenty-second class of high school, known as legal Lori, whose name is Tang Guoer, who is only about one meter four tall, with a single ponytail, likes to eat very much, and looks as petite and cute as an elf; The other is a senior sister in the twenty-seventh class of high school, it seems that her name is Si Yiyi, she has a figure and beauty comparable to that of Senior Sister Shi Yue, and her voice is soft and crispy, and she has a demonic voice that can arouse the primitive desires in men's hearts....."

Cheng Tianbo said slowly, Tang Guo'er and Si Yiyi...... One of these two seniors should be my choice.

In other words, I am looking for beautiful women everywhere like this, just like the [flower and bird envoy] in the ancient palace, going out to choose a concubine for the emperor......

Moreover, what makes people feel depressed is that it seems that in the obscenity of Qiu Qianren's father-in-law, I am also defined as the only [flower and bird envoy] in the huge harem of the school.

"These two seniors sound good."

I said slowly, the candidates for foreign aid should be selected from among them.

"By the way, it is said that they are all black fungus....."

Ahem.

Listening to Cheng Tianbo's addition, I fell on the table with my heart.

"Black fungus?"

I asked, speechless, looking up.

"Well, after all, there is still a big difference between the real world and the anime you watch, in this real world where the weak eat the strong and compete for resources, it has almost become a law that eight out of ten beauties are black fungus, and our Yangyue Provincial experiment is the best school, and it is good enough to have more than a dozen beauties out of two black fungus......"

Cheng Tianbo looked at me as if he was looking at a lonely person and said.

But what he said was right, it seems that my cousin Yin Leyan's high school, as well as Chishi Middle School and other scumbag schools, almost saw a beautiful girl surrounded by a lot of men.

Alas, this evil reality, if the game company defines the black fungus as the heroine, the game company will be burned!

"But it's not necessarily, Senior Sister Shiyue is not a boy she comes into contact with.... But isn't it a virgin after our investigation..."

I said slowly, I remember that in the virgin research last semester, we finally came to the conclusion that Senior Sister Shiyue is a virgin.

"Research isn't necessarily accurate either.... Whether it's true or not, I won't know until you push the senior sister...."

Cheng Tianbo glanced at me.

"Then we'll never know."

I said in a cold sweat, no matter what I think, I won't push my senior sister!

"Let's tell me more about those two senior sisters, what's that...... Senior Sister Tang Guoer and Senior Sister Siyi. ”

I said slowly, although they seem to be black fungus, but it has nothing to do with a girl's temperament.

"Hmm...."

Cheng Tianbo paused and said.

"First of all, Tang Guoer, she looks really cute, she currently has a total of nine boyfriends, and she likes the muscular sports students in the basketball and football clubs, and she doesn't like short and empty boys like Ji Shenyou.... I suspect it can't satisfy her...."

I'm really sorry to be short and empty.

I gritted my teeth and clenched my fists to hold back my anger at Cheng Tianbo.

"Tang Guoer usually pretends to be an innocent little sister, but she has been witnessed kissing with a boy in a princess posture at school, and there have been rumors of opening a room in a small hotel with sports students from other schools.... It's called a loli meat 'urinal...."

Lori poop's device...... Also open a room..... And deceive men with this schoolboy size......

This senior sister's reputation is really bad enough.....

Meat's toilet, as the name suggests, is a human meat toilet, which refers to those who can be made with anyone... Girls with no discipline.... I don't want to say more about the origin and explanation of the specific word, you are Baidu.

"That's not what I need..... Cheng Tianbo, do you think she can serve as our foreign aid? ”

I asked speechlessly, it seemed that Cheng Tianbo had given me useless information.

"I can't."

"Then you still say!"

I complained speechlessly, this is not a product promotion, hey, hey.

"Well... I'll talk about the next person, this should be what you need. ”

Cheng Tianbo said slowly.

"The next one is Sister Si Yijiao of the twenty-seventh class of high school, she has a perfect figure and appearance, she is the deputy director of the Propaganda Department of the Student Union, and the key is the senior cadre of the Philharmonic Club.... It is characterized by superb singing skills and a perfect charming voice.... It is said that she has a god-like banshee voice that makes a man's bones completely soft....."

That's it....

"But the rumors of this senior sister are just as bad, and she is called Bel Canto Bus..... He has more than double-digit boyfriends, who are said to be from other schools, and he himself has shown that he is not interested in the virgins of his school, and he is often seen hanging out with boys from Akaishi Middle School on Hepatitis B Street......"

.....

This senior sister.... When Cheng Tianbo said this, I was a little impressed, it seems that when I was on Liver Street, I did see a very beautiful experimental sister with the boys from Chishi Middle School.

But the bel canto bus is hairy again! The word bus is also a rather bad derogatory term on the same level as the meat poop.

Alas, the atmosphere of the sophomore year of high school is really much worse than ours, and two of the three super beauties have such a bad reputation, and the surviving senior sister Shiyue is still a queen of shaking S.

Hawkers, but if you put aside these bad rumors, I still have to go to that senior sister named [Si Yiyi].

All right.... She may be needed to come to our community as a foreign aid.