Crazy Dave.

Bai Xi touched his chin and looked at the man.

The real system can't beat the hot-blooded department, the hot-blooded department can't beat the super department, and the super department can't beat the funny department.

However, the funny department is actually strong and weak.

Generally speaking, the funny department in the movie can't compare to the funny department in the game - the movie funny department will die, and Wang Chongyang, who is in the east and west, was killed by a boot.

The funny system in the game is more fierce.

But the most perverted is still the funny department in the anime.

For example, Aralei, who pierced the moon with a telephone pole, made Vegeta lose the famous phrase "never fight the funny system again" in Dragon Ball Super. For example, Saitama, who is essentially half a funny manga, and defeated Thanos, Deadpool, Doctor Doom, and Manchurian in the comics...... and many other strong squirrel girls.

And also......

Cats and mice.

For this crazy guy, Bai Xi can't see the depth at all.

In the "world background" of Plants vs. Zombies, the United States is a zombie country, and Plant Town is one of the few human towns.

can live well in a world full of zombies, and even invented a time machine in the world of Plants vs. Zombies 2, in order to eat tacos through time and space, Bai Xi feels that this crazy Dave is obviously not a simple character.

Crazy Dave: "You look a little weird, I think a man, you should be handsome with a beard, say, weird guy, what's the matter with you coming to this town - I don't think it's a good place, because there's nothing but zombies here...... Lunatic!!! ”

Hakushi: "I want to buy plants from you. ”

Mad Dave: "You mean, those weird little things that fend off zombies?" Our prices are unbelievably expensive! ”

Bai Xi: "The problem that can be solved with money is not a problem!" ”

Although he is very poor in the world of the table - no, at least for the time being, he is not poor for the time being, and he sells the big guns of the five soldiers of the pseudo-military god and gets 1 million - in short, in the world of traversal, Bai Xi is an out-and-out rich man, because 1 creation point can be exchanged for a gold bar.

Crash!

A golden glow.

Several gold bars fell to the ground.

"Oh oh oh, gold, gold!"

The crazy Dave immediately became excited and pounced on it.

For Americans, what is more intimate than the dollar is, of course, gold.

Bai Xi: "Can you sell me plants?" ”

Crazy Dave: "As you wish, wah-ka-k ”

When Dave opened the trunk of his car, Bai Xi was stunned.

Not plant seeds, but cards?

What's going on?

Light Ball: "These cards can actually be regarded as magic weapons, aren't they also cards in Yu-Gi-Oh?" It's just that Yu-Gi-Oh is a summoning card, and these are plant cards, the effect is to inject light attribute energy, which can summon the corresponding plant, and it can be reused, however, every time the card is used, it takes a certain amount of time to recover - that is, there is a CD. ”

Bai Xi: "......"

Could it be that this crazy Dave is still a card maker?

In any case, cards are clearly more cost-effective than buying seeds.

Because it can be recycled.

Bai Xi bought 50 cards.

Pea Shooter, Sunflower, Cherry Bomb, Nut Wall, Potato Mine, Ice Shooter, Piranha, Twin Shooter

Puff-shroom, Sunshine Mushroom, Puff-Mushroom, Tombstone Moss, Enchanting Mushroom, Cowardly Mushroom, Ice Mushroom, Destruction Mushroom

Water lilies, nest melons, three-barreled shooters, seaweed, fiery peppers, ground thorns, torch stumps, tall nuts

Sea mushrooms, lantern plants, cacti, clover, split peas, star fruit, pumpkin, magnetic mushrooms

Cabbage pitcher, flower pot, corn pitcher, coffee beans, garlic, lettuce, calendula, watermelon pitcher

Machine Gun Peas, Twin Sunflowers, Melancholy Mushrooms, Cattails, Ice Watermelon, Sucker Mushrooms, Ground Thorn King, Corn Cannon

Exploding nuts, giant nuts

It's almost enough to make a set of cards.

Yu-Gi-Oh's set of cards is only 40 cards.

Some of these plants are very powerful, such as the Corn Cannon, and each Corn Missile is powerful! But the crazy Dave sold it all to himself at the price of 1 gold bar and 1 piece, which is really cheap!

Moreover, the photosphere also scanned the data.

For each card, the price of creation ranges from 1 to 10 points.

It only costs 1 point to exchange gold bars.

It's still such a group of friends to worry about.

Less talk, no bb.

Pay with one hand, deliver with the other.

50 Creation Points in exchange for so many cards, Bai Xi was satisfied, and was about to inspect the scenery of the Plants vs. Zombies world, when suddenly Leonidas I sent a private chat.

Sparta: "Administrator, I've arrived at Thermopylae with my warriors. ”

Bai Xi: "Oh. ”

One of the most amazing battles in human history is about to begin.

300 VS 300,000!

The Persian army had an absolute superiority in numbers, but the Spartans held the terrain, and Thermopylae Pass was a narrow passage that was easy to defend and difficult to attack, with the sea on one side and steep cliffs on the other.

Anyway, why does the Persian army have to be tough with the panty man from here?

Isn't this idle egg painful?

Bai Xi: "I'll go over now." ”

Since Leonidas I is now one of the members of the group, as an administrator, he naturally can't help but help.

Do you want to pull other group friends to help in the battle?

If you take Lu Luoli and others, the unparalleled generals of the True Three Kingdoms, to brush the Persian army......

That's a bit too much.

Lu Luoli, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Ce, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, Dian Wei, Xu Zhu...... These people came to the Spartan world, to be honest, not to mention the important place to choke the hot spring pass, even on the great flat land, 300,000 troops, I'm afraid it is not enough for 30 unparalleled generals.

Shaking his head, he put aside the idea of Rajen Three Kingdoms Warriors bullying the "Xerxes God King".

It's too bullying.

A one-sided crushing is not interesting.

Actually, Xiao Meiyan seems to be good.

After all, it is the "Queen of Arms".

Carrying an RPG to bombard the Persian army is absolutely murderous.

But the magical girls are all girls in modern society, can they be ruthless and kill?

Bai Xi: "Forget it, I'll go over and have a look first, and then pull people when I need to." ”

Anyway, you can open the space-time wormhole at any time.

Return to reality from the world of Plants vs. Zombies and open the maelstrom to the Spartan 300 Warriors.

Stepping into it, the corners of Bai Xi's mouth, who came out of the whirlpool, twitched slightly.

"I, I'm ...... It's really ......"

The picture you see in the movie is really different from what you see with your own eyes.

Seeing 300 muscular macho men wearing only panties and wearing red capes is hard to describe in words—if I have to describe it, I am afraid that only the feeling of traveling to the new twilight can be compared.

Ah, ♂ Gensokyo!