Chapter 32: Are You a Kung Fu Panda?

"Damn, what are you stupid staring at me? Believe it or not, brother, I ate you in one bite, ahhhh ”

Su Lie had just broken out of his shell, and the first sight he saw was the young lady Ke Lan who had changed her clothes in front of her. While waiting for Su Lie to break out of the cocoon, this chick not only found a change of clothes, but also dug out a bunch of snacks and drinks for children from nowhere, piled up in front of her like a picnic.

But what made Su Lie even more unbearable was the look in the eyes of this human stupid girl looking at him. That's not fear at all, but a bit of a girl's heart, what's going on?

Moreover, and Su Lie instinctively felt that something was wrong with him. Although he had grown in size and felt much more powerful, why did his roar just now not look like a tiger, or even like any beast in his memory?

Mirrors, where are the mirrors?

When he felt that something was wrong, Su Lie now urgently needed to figure out what kind of image he had become, and he remembered that he seemed to see that the woman named Ke Lan in front of him seemed to have a makeup mirror in her clothes, and he had to take it over and take a photo.

After making up his mind, Su Lie swaggered towards the woman in front of him who looked a little dazed, but for Mao, she would have this expression? Dude should be a big "beast" now, right?,Being targeted by such a giant beast, why does this girl seem to be holding back a smile?

"Woohoo!"

Su Lie shouted this sentence with the intention of threatening the other party to take out the makeup mirror, but why did this cry sound a little cute?

What the heck?

"Hahaha, haha, you, are you really the honey badger from before? I don't know what it's all about, but were you evolving before? ”

What's the situation, is this woman crazy? Didn't she see how Su Lie fought just now? is so ferocious, leaving no living mouth, and with a disgusting smell of blood, this woman Mao has no expression of fear at all, and tries to touch Su Lie's face with her hands......

"Forget it, let's find the makeup mirror by myself!"

Due to the language communication barrier, and the woman in front of him seemed to be stupid by what had just happened, Su Lie could only burrow his head into the inside of the other party's coat to find the makeup mirror he had seen before.

It stands to reason that being so violated by a "ferocious" beast, when encountering a normal human woman, she should raise her throat and shout loudly if she is not frightened and faints!

But the problem is that Su Lie's ears only heard the laughter of the little woman in front of him, who was still in good shape.

"Don't make a fuss, itchy, itchy! Sister, there is no bamboo you want to eat here, don't make trouble! ”

What bamboo? Bamboo, your sister! What Lao Tzu wants is your makeup mirror, do you understand?

Although this woman named Ke Lan didn't cooperate with Su Lie's movements very much, a certain "beast" still relied on his amazing memory to find the makeup mirror in the inner pocket of this woman's outer blouse, and then broke it with his claws, and then everything would naturally be revealed!

But it doesn't matter if you don't look at it, you'll be shocked when you see it!

It turned out that the image in the mirror was not a tiger or a lion in Su Lie's imagination, but a cute national treasure panda with a face!

Yes, you read that right at all! Because of the oolong created by that system god, although Su Lie already had the energy to advance to other high-level beasts, the image he finally evolved was completely different from what he imagined, and he turned into a national treasure giant panda that everyone loved!

It's no wonder that after this woman named Ke Lan saw Su Lie's new form, not only did she not have any worries and fears, but instead put on the appearance of a little girl curious about her baby.

"System god, call system god! Okami, are you mistaken? I want a tiger, and if you really don't have DNA, you can give me a lion, but why would you want me to become a panda! ”

However, no matter how Su Lie wailed, the system god never gave him the slightest response. According to the previous rules, it was impossible for that rather busy system god to ignore him until he had gathered the next upgrade energy!

And according to Su Lie's self-examination just now, he was "pleasantly surprised" to find that he had returned to the state of a zero-level wild animal. However, this zero-level is not Pingtou's zero-level, but his zero-level form in the state of a panda. Although this state may not be as powerful as the previous elite flat-headed brother, the starting point has become higher, and if you get enough energy to upgrade in the future, it will definitely become more powerful.

But then there is one of the most serious problems: as we all know, pandas eat bamboo, although this guy can also eat omnivorous, but after all, he is not a natural predator like a lion and tiger, so what about the recipe that Su Lie set for himself next?

Just when Su Lie was extremely confused about his future, he suddenly felt that the woman next to him reached over and tentatively touched the hairy head of the giant panda in front of him, and her eyes were full of joy.

"Are you the legendary Kung Fu Panda? I saw that you were pretty flexible with that killer gorilla! A panda or a honey badger with an average speed can't do it, isn't that the power of evolution? ”

As the so-called curiosity kills cats, and the woman named Ke Lan in front of Su Lie must have more curiosity than cats.

"Go away, you nasty woman! Didn't you see my brother, I'm annoyed? ”

A good tiger has turned into a panda, and at this moment, Su Lie has no interest in even taking action to get rid of Ke Lan. But the other party seemed to be wrong, and thought that his touch had worked, so as soon as he was happy, the whole person pounced on the giant panda in front of him.

"Huh? Do you want to say that sister, you will feel very comfortable when I touch your hair like this, so how about we get closer? ”

If in the past, when Su Lie was still a human boy, if such a girl was willing to throw himself into his arms, he would not have time to be happy. Although this girl's breasts are not very big, it still feels quite cool when her back is attached to her place.

But now Su Lie is extremely depressed in his heart, how can he be interested in fooling around with the woman in front of him! So, this guy turned sideways and used the brute force on his body to throw this little human girl who didn't know what to do to the ground. But I don't know if it's a coincidence or someone deliberately, after the fall, Ke Lan's chick fell right below Su Lie.

According to the small movies of those island countries, this seems to be a special position, if the girl can put her legs on Su Lie's shoulders......