Chapter 333: Don't Think I'm Joking (2-in-1)

Quaresma's goal sent San Siro in mourning and hell.

The Milan player looked at Quaresma with a hint of fear in his eyes.

Can you really win a duel with such a man?

The last time they met, Porto with a completely incomparable strength had already pushed Milan to a dead end, and Quaresma was already stunning at that time.

And after a season, Quaresma appeared to them like God, bringing them nothing but despair!

Three goals and one assist in two legs, Arsenal's four goals are all related to him, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he single-handedly defeated Milan.

He's too strong!

It's so strong that Milan can't compete with it!

Is this man a god?

One season ago, what he said seemed to still linger in his ears, and a season later, his words came true!

Milan were beaten by Quaresma, and Milan paid the worst price for what they had ever done, and that was the promise Quaresma made at that time.

Seedorf looked at Quaresma, who had descended like a god, and was already embarrassed and shameless, and wanted to be replaced quickly.

It seems that the initiator of all this is not Quaresma, but the bane of his shameless fake fall last season, and he is the culprit.

No one wants to lose, and no one wants to lose in such a humiliating way!

If he could choose again, Seedorf would not have fallen in the Porto penalty area again last season.

He regretted it!

He didn't even know how to atone for his sins!

Can I do it all over again?

The slap crackled in his face, and the blood poured up on the top of his head, and he was about to explode!

Unlike Seedorf's embarrassment, Kaka's eyes were distracted, as if he had fallen into self-doubt and denial for a while.

The game hit him too hard!

Quaresma's unstoppable figure hit him too hard!

As one of the hottest superstars in European football in recent seasons, Kaka has a pride of his own.

He is convinced that as long as he continues to progress at the current rate of progress, he will definitely reach the top of world football and see more colorful scenery.

However, compared to the bright Quaresma at the moment, he has been overshadowed and much insignificant!

He lost!

He lost completely with Milan!

He needs to find a place to be quiet, to lick his wounds secretly, whether he can come out in the future, even he doesn't know!

More Milanese seem to have lost their minds in despair and collapsed in the Champions League semi-finals, which is an extremely cruel result that everyone can no longer bear!

Even after the restart, the Milan players are still attacking Arsenal's half, but they have lost their souls like the walking dead, and there is no life to speak of!

The suspense is over!

After Arsenal blocked Milan's final attack, the referee blew the whistle for the end of the game.

It's over!

The San Siro stadium has its own wail!

Amid the screams, the most passionate celebrations of the Arsenal players were completely out of step with the atmosphere of the scene.

Nobody cares!

Losers, just find a place to cry silently!

We're here to celebrate!

Even if it's San Siro!

Embracing passionately with his teammates, everyone's face was excited to exaggerated expressions, and everyone had completely let go of themselves, shouting, laughing, and roaring!

We won!

Champions League final, here we come!

Descend to the stands where a handful of Arsenal fans are located, wave and thank you to the fans who have come with the team, and celebrate the victory for all Arsenal together.

The Milan fans had already left the stadium in anger, and this was a moment of celebration for the kings, and it had nothing to do with them as losers.

Instead of staying here and looking at the disgusting faces of the Arsenal people, find a bar and get drunk!

Fortunately, Milan is quite atmospheric, and there is no such thing as turning on the stadium irrigation system to pour the opponent's players into soup when the opponent celebrates the victory.

Of course, it's also possible that the turf caretaker of the San Siro stadium didn't think of such a commotion......

Enough of the fuss was enough for the Arsenal players to go back to the dressing room, shower and change clothes, and if it was at their home stadium, they could have gone crazy until the next morning.

"Let's go, let's go to the press conference!" Arsene Wenger called Quaresma, who was in a state of trouble with his team-mates, and said with a smile on his face: "I know you've been waiting for this day for a long time. ”

Quaresma looked at Wenger in surprise, am I showing it?

smiled dumbly, and then shook his head, it seems that he really can't hide this little bit of caution from others.

Walking into the press conference with Arsene Wenger, the reporters had already waited anxiously, the magnesium lights were flashing, and Quaresma couldn't open his eyes for a while!

Human rights!

Isn't it said that human rights are most respected in Western countries?

How come I don't feel this?

Needless to say, frequent flashing of magnesium lights will definitely affect your eyesight, but the reporter completely ignored these and still flashed, for fear of missing the best photo angle and opportunity!

But there is no point in talking to journalists about human rights here, because you have to make it clear first and foremost that it is people who are standing in front of you.

sat in his seat for a long time, although it has only been two seasons, but because of the many shining points and topics on his body, Quaresma has already been trained into a veteran driver.

The first half of the press conference did not have much to do with Quaresma, the reporters were mainly asking questions about Ancelotti and Arsene Wenger, there were too many topics in the game itself, and there was such an unexpected result, and the mood of the two managers is really two extremes now.

"It's a shame we couldn't win at home against Arsenal and I want to say sorry to the Milan fans for not being able to reach the Champions League final!"

"There were too many surprises in the game itself, I didn't expect Arsenal to adopt such conservative tactics, it's not at all like two teams of the same level are competing against each other, their ideas are too utilitarian!"

"If Arsenal chooses to attack, then I am confident that I will lead Milan to a comeback and eliminate Arsenal, but unfortunately, it is not attacking football but utilitarian football that will qualify for the final!"

'Milan are still strong, they didn't win this season, but there's next season, next year, we'll do it all over again, we'll definitely win the Champions League!'

……

Carlo Ancelotti didn't find a good foothold and could only take Arsenal's defensive football for this game.

Of course, in fact, Arsenal are quite utilitarian.

Arsene Wenger doesn't care what Carlo Ancelotti says, because Arsenal have already won anyway, so what if the losers complain?

But Arsene Wenger doesn't care, that doesn't mean Quaresma doesn't care.

Admittedly, Carlo Ancelotti is known for being a good guy in football, but he also has his position and his interests.

"Utilitarian football?" Quaresma picked up the microphone and said with a sarcastic expression: "Utilitarian football is at least played on the field in the open, it is better than playing those shameless intrigues!" ”

Ancelotti's face froze, and once again it became difficult to look at.

The reporters in the audience were excited, and sure enough, Quaresma was about to do something as soon as he opened his mouth.

He was clearly talking about a fake fall in the penalty area of Seedorf last season!

Is he going to talk about this for the rest of his life?

"Arsenal's elimination of Milan was a happy ending, and obviously the fans would rather see Arsenal beat their opponents with the most beautiful football than fake falls, right?"

"I said I would make Milan pay the price, and now I did it!"

"Although it's a bit of a pity to say that it was a little early to meet Milan and not let Milan fall in the final final, people should be content."

"Of course, I also welcome Milan to challenge us, and I'm looking forward to the next matchup!"

"Finally, a friendly reminder, don't fake a fall, my temper is not good, I broke out and even I was scared of myself, I was afraid that I would not be able to help but bloodied Milan!"

"Don't think I'm joking!"

……

Ryresma said this in a completely joking tone, but it made the reporters in the audience hear a deep chill!

Can't afford to mess with it!

Quaresma's character is simply retributive!

Barcelona, who swept him away, has always been remembered by him, and Milan, who eliminated him by despicable means, was also madly retaliated by him after a season.

If you provoke him, I'm afraid it won't end well!

I'm afraid that at this time, many Milan fans have already begun to complain about Seedorf, why did they use despicable means to win last season!

Wouldn't it be good to knock out Porto openly?

If it weren't for the dirty things that were at the beginning, I'm afraid Quaresma wouldn't have completely gone berserk in these two legs, and maybe Milan still had hope of advancing to the final!

But now it's all over!

After speaking, Quaresma looked at the reporters who were all speechless in shock, smiled and put down the microphone.

……

After staying overnight in Milan, although the players wanted to go to the night stadium to continue to celebrate, who would have thought that Wenger would let the assistant coach sit in the lobby of the hotel just to block them.

I was excited all night, and when I had breakfast the next day, everyone looked at each other with big dark circles under their eyes and smiled, with the consensus of "it turns out that you can't sleep either".

After a key battle, although public opinion habitually exploded, although there was a wave after the first round, and now it may only be the level of aftershocks, it still caused a wide repercussion among the fan base.

Arsenal hold up at the San Siro!

No matter how big the advantage Milan occupies in the game, but if they don't knock out their opponents, they don't eliminate their opponents, and they don't even win their home games, this is a competitive sport with results as the ultimate value-oriented, not to mention, Milan can't talk about losing but still honoring.

Of course, Milan also had a chance to turn the tables in the game, especially after scoring a goal, which meant to raise their eyebrows, but the result was completely collapsed after Quaresma and a sharp counterattack.

In the face of Milan, if you look at Quaresma's absolute performance, he has not only completed revenge, but even created a new hatred.

Now it's Milan's turn to hate Quaresma!

He's just an executioner!

With one goal as expected, Quaresma's tally in the Champions League this season has now reached 14, equalling the record set by Milan's Altafini.

Now when this record is brought up again, it will also have Quaresma's name on it.

And the Champions League is not over yet, as long as he can score in the final final, then he will enjoy this record exclusively and become the object of worship by countless people.

It seems that the fans have run out of words to praise Quaresma, because all words pale in comparison to Quaresma's performance, which is always so passionate.

Singing countless praises and virtues, Quaresma's god-level performance is convincing.

After eliminating Milan, the next opponent is not Barcelona!

That's right, in the other semi-final, Barcelona eliminated La Liga powerhouse Villarreal and advanced to the final, becoming Arsenal's final opponent.

Quaresma's journey of revenge continues!

As for whether he can really lead Arsenal to the Champions League, everything can only be revealed after the game!

That scene has already made everyone look forward to it.

……

Back in London, Arsenal were given a limited break.

The Champions League final does not mean that they can sleep on the credit book, both fronts have not come to an end, and there is no championship in hand, how can they relax?

Of course, the unprecedented result still made the atmosphere at the training ground very relaxed, and with the amuse of Eboue, the Arsenal first team was full of laughter for most of the time.

It's like now, Eboue keeps scratching his private parts through his pants when he is doing warm-up movements, and his eyebrows and eyebrows are as obscene as he looks, which makes his teammates on the opposite side beat him very much.

This product is underwhelmed!

Quaresma was tempted to ask him, are you wearing woolen pants?

Is it so itchy?

Aren't you already electrostatic?

If it was a girl standing in front of Eboue at this time, then it would not be too much to sue him for sexual harassment!

"I don't think you're scratching it, or I'll scratch it for you?" Van Persie couldn't look at it and pouted at Eboue.

Eboue instantly made an expression of non-rejection, looking very expectant.

And then Van Persie scared away!

The teammates were already laughing and covering their stomachs, and they couldn't help but start pounding the ground to calm themselves down.

And just then, Flamini rushed into the dressing room and ran out as fast as he could, already with one more thing in his hand.

"This is the latest high-tech product in our lab, no matter which part of your body is itchy, you don't need to ask for help, you can solve the problem yourself!"

Hand the stuff to Eboue, Flamini has completed his transformation from a professional player to a salesman.

"It's a switch, through the conversion of electrical and mechanical forces, to complete mechanical actions, in which there are electronic chips that can adjust the force according to the real-time feedback of your body, and at the same time ......"

Flamini still has the same expression of "you can't buy a dollar and suffer a loss, you can't buy a dollar", which is extremely vivid.

But Quaresma looked at what was in his hand in a daze.

Why is this thing tickling?

Also electric?

Don't you think it's more appropriate to give Eboue a plane cup at this time?

For the first time, Kresma felt that Flamini was a little unprofessional as a salesman!