Volume 2 Two Rats Fighting Cave Chapter 6 Whether it can be discordant depends on the brains of these two
Yan Yuan got a lot of information from Di Qiuyun, and this kind of information was much more reliable than the nonsense they were talking about in the breakfast stalls and wine shops! The ingredient of this information alone is not comparable to those rumors, you know, this is official information! There is official endorsement, and there is a lot of official intelligence with a lot of resources tilted!
For example, Yan Yuan and the others heard from a regular customer who made a cameo appearance as a storyteller from the breakfast stall, and at most they knew that there was a flower thief who couldn't get along in the land of Gyeonggi and came to Tanzhou to trouble the little girl here. If they can get the official information first, they can know that this Sun Zelin has light skills, although he only has the strength of the lower grades, but he can't even touch his sleeves when he is idle, he is a noisy and prodigal person, he has been fighting to death and has never turned over the car, if he runs away after losing the battle head-on, Ruan Yin will not be able to catch him.
Fortunately, this guy was too prodigal, not only touched Ruan Yin's room, but also directly touched Ruan Yin's body within one meter, and then Ruan Yin knocked him to the ground without even using light skills - this guy couldn't see Ruan Yin's strength realm, and subconsciously thought that Ruan Yin was just a vase, plus Ruan Yin seemed to be sleeping very soundly, so he shot directly. As everyone knows, Ruan Yin has never dared to sleep to death in order to guard against Yan Yuan, and is always vigilant.
So, Sun Zelin, who was frantically testing on the edge of the overturn, was so cold.
Not to mention the unlucky flower thief for the time being, when Di Qiuyun handed over that information to Yan Yuan, he was like a treasure! For an Assassin with a lot of self-cultivation, having access to such accurate information was a great blessing for him! Even if he didn't help Di Zhutou solve those troubles, this information would be an excellent help for the two of them on their trip to Tanzhou!
Of course, according to Ruan Yin's meaning, money must be earned, and the business of a stupid and wealthy boss like Di Zhutou must be done, if he twists and turns, then she Xiaolong Tu can also complete this business alone.
Yan Yuan deeply agreed with this, and had the idea of kicking away the stupid Ruan Yin and enjoying the bounty alone.
The two sinister creatures just returned to the inn.
When Yan Yuan and Ruan Yin returned to the inn, Acura and Lige were in front of the inn, Acura was sweating and slashing the small sword in his hand, looking at it should have been practicing for a while, while Lige shook the folding fan, stood aside and looked at her with a smile, pointing out from time to time.
"Roar!! Little Acura !! We're back!! ”
As soon as he saw the sweaty Acura, Ruan Yin's eyes lit up, and he rushed towards Acura in a flash! The latter didn't react for a while (although he reacted, he may not be able to hide from Ruan Yin's embrace), he was hugged by the lily girl, and the waves crashed into the waves, causing a thrilling turmoil, Lige is a righteous gentleman, this time he took the initiative to put away the folding fan and looked away, and Yan Yuan had no scruples, he still wanted to enjoy this beautiful scenery intently, Lige coughed twice, pulled him aside, and didn't let him look at the fragrant picture of the two women hugging each other, and asked lightly: "How is the situation." ”
Yan Yuanxin said: "It's useless for you to stop me!" I'm going to look at it twice at most, and you're going to have to start working on that female rascal over there later! She's so much more dangerous than me, hey! ”
However, he still didn't say these words on the surface, after all, he and Ruan Yin were playing a couple, and it was not good to expose Ruan Yin's old bottom like this, he thought about it, and just replied lightly: "It's okay, it's indeed the legendary Sun Zelin." ”
"Oh, that's true." Li Ge raised his eyebrows, and then smiled elegantly, "Being able to defeat Sun Zelin single-handedly, my sister-in-law's martial arts are really good!" ”
"Hey, what about the high level of martial arts, the husband who should be vibrated still has to be vibrate." Yan Yuan smiled, he didn't have to run the carriage with no door, he took advantage of Ruan Yin, as long as he didn't listen to these words, he wouldn't be intimidated at all. However, after hearing the footsteps of Ruan Yin and Acura, he was slightly upright and said to Lige: "You brothers and sisters should also be more careful, Tanzhou is not very safe recently." ”
As he spoke, he saw Xiao Acura scurrying over, and suddenly ran behind Lige, only revealing a small head, looking at Ruan Yin timidly. At this time, Ruan Yincai walked over with a sad face, tears flashing in his eyes, and said in a passionate voice: "Xiao Acura, do you hate me?" ”
"Huh? No...... No. ”
"Then why are you avoiding me?"
- Because you touched me!
Ruan Yin's acting skills exploded, and Acura thought she was really sad, and she couldn't bear it - but Ruan Yin's stroking technique before was too ...... Is it better to be proficient or flirt? Kneaded so that Xiao Acura was flushed, and fled behind Lige, not daring to approach Ruan Yin again.
Ruan Yin began to sobbed quietly, her acting skills soared, it was really unbeatable, just when Xiao Acura was in a dilemma, Yan Yuan on the side stretched out his hand and lightly smashed a knife on Ruan Yin's head, the latter was caught off guard by Yan Yuan's sudden attack, and let out a cute scream, covering his head and glaring at Yan Yuan fiercely.
"Stop making a fuss." Yan Yuan rarely didn't hesitate, but grabbed Ruan Yin's hand and said angrily to her: "Don't trouble other people's brothers and sisters, go back." ”
"Slightly ......" Ruan Yin stuck out her tongue at him, but she still honestly followed Yan Yuan into the inn, leaving only Lige and Acura to stay in place and staring wide-eyed, especially Lige, he asked Acura a little blankly, "What are you hiding?" ”
Acura blushed, snorted, and scolded: "Brother stupid." He didn't answer the question of leaving the song.
……
"Humph! Little slut! ”
Yan Yuan muttered angrily, and Ruan Yin, who was holding hands with him on the side, didn't mind what he called him, but instead proudly held his chest and said, "Hey, hey, envy, right?!" Let me tell you, Xiao Acura has a soft body, and it feels good when you pinch it! I can touch it directly, I can do whatever I want, but you can only be impotent and furious next to you, and you can only be guarded by Xiao Acura and her brother as a thief! This is sexism! Wow Ka ......"
"Humph!" Yan Yuan gritted his teeth and shook: "But you are a woman, if you want Xiao Acura to overcome the psychological barrier and be with you, it is much more difficult than me!" ”
"But I can put her in her pajamas."
"Your family...... Damn, your family has already given up on you...... Little Acurata's family won't agree to you being together! ”
"But I can cook raw rice into porridge."
"Holy! You don't even have the tools, so why do you cook...... Damn, what kind of operation is it to cook porridge?! ”
The two of them returned to the room in a low voice and noisy, originally Yan Yuan got up early for morning exercise, but after such a fuss, he didn't have the heart to do morning exercise, so he simply went back to the room to do business with Ruan Yin.
Don't get me wrong, it's not doing the right thing, it's doing the right thing.
"I think it's necessary for us to have three chapters of the law." Yan Yuan said very seriously, "If you still want the two of us to play a couple, you have to do it." ”
"I think so too." Ruan Yin also said very seriously: "We really need to play a show and make a confession. ”
Yan Yuan: "??? ”
"You think, we have to speak the same way to the outside world!" Ruan Yin further explained, "For example, the background, the origin, did you shoot the fight or did I shoot it?" ”
“…… That being said. Yan Yuan rubbed his temples with a headache, and then sighed resignedly, "Forget it, even if you set any rules, I can't control you." ”
- Because this kind of rule can't control me, it must not control you.
He added a sentence in his heart.
Yan Yuan and Ruan Yin are really two people who are extremely similar in nature.
"If you know, it's good." Ruan Yin said proudly instead of being ashamed, and then suddenly threw herself on the soft bed, lying on the bed and squinting her eyes comfortably, lifting her long legs for a while, and lifting her little skirt for a while, looking quite playful. However, Yan Yuan had long been surprised by Ruan Yin's intentional or unintentional teasing, and he didn't even bother to look at this level of welfare, but listened to Ruan Yin lightly and said with great interest: "What kind of background story should be added between the two of us?" ”
"It's definitely unreliable to talk out of thin air, so we don't have a sense of reality ourselves, and it's easy to expose the stuff. It would be better to insert some fabrication into the facts. Yan Yuan thought for a while, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "That's it, you, the eldest lady of a certain aristocratic family, had no choice but to sell yourself in the Qinglou in order to escape marriage and run away from home, and I, a handsome ranger who is young and rich, will appear." Then it's me to rescue the girl who has lost her footing, you promise to be a hero, and finally the hero's show! ”
"It means that all the good roles are yours, and I can only play a little sister ??? dust" Ruan Yin's eyebrows jumped, and he asked fiercely, Yan Yuan, who had put forward this opinion, was nervous, and then heard Ruan Yin say casually: "But this kind of role tests my acting skills very much, and I feel very interesting!" ”
"Isn't it really true that you are acting in your true colors...... Running away from marriage, eldest lady, selling one, there is no shortage of ......," Yan Yuan muttered.
"But that's not enough!" Ruan Yin stretched out a finger: "Because this can't explain how my strength came from." They don't have to explain Di Qiuyun, but Xiao Acura and her brother know that it was actually me who put down Sun Zelin! In this way, I am actually a member of an ancient family, because my natural foundation is damaged and I can't cultivate, so in order not to become a victim of political marriage, I ran away from home, and then picked up your plot. ”
"And then?"
"And then it's the adventure of the two of us!" Ruan Yin said excitedly: "You said that I jumped off the cliff alone to find the secret book of martial arts, how is this plot?" ”
"Then I accidentally got a ring with a mysterious soul inside!"
"Then I want to become the Ding Furnace that was taken away into the Heavenly Demon Pool, but I successfully ascended to the throne through Gong Dou, and then practiced a scene where I was killed from the Demon Cave with a divine skill!"
"How can you be a person like you who likes to set a background for yourself! Dismissal dismissal! I don't want to wear a hat yet! ”
"Eh, how about this - you are an alternative to the Heavenly Demon Pool, you don't kill people or do harm, and you are also disdainful of the women captured by your colleagues, but then you met me, and I influenced you in the process of being occupied and violated by you, and the two of us had feelings for each other. But just when I was about to make a private decision for life, I was snatched and occupied by other heavenly demons, and finally you woke up and rescued me to elope together. ”
"The plot with a lot of feeling...... Fart! Why can't you get around the Heavenly Demon Pool?! Can't we be the children of the right way?! This kind of backstory is easy to hunt down! And why am I green again?! ”
"Because you have a head that's good for a hat...... Cough! Just kidding...... So what, we are the brothers and sisters of Maoshan Taoism, and we have been in love for a long time, and we have done that tricky thing behind our master's back, and finally eloped ......"
Yan Yuan was furious: "Damn! Why is it elopement again! Why is it such a yellow storm story! You're hairy! ”
Ruan Yin was yelled at by Yan Yuan, and he was also angry: "Damn! Aren't the yellow storms and elopements a good start for you?! ”
"Huh? Hey...... It seems like it's really ...... cough cough cough ......"
I really don't know what backstory these two can end up with, I just hope that story can make me pass the review.