Chapter 8: Brother Cheng is going well
Bai Xi uploaded an avatar for Xiongba - well, that is, a picture of "Xiongba gave me the happiness of a woman".
The first man in the dimensional chat group is you!
Hongjun (group leader): "Xiongba is an existence in the world of wind and clouds, the world will help the master, the supreme martial arts, and there are still three brushes." ”
"Pai Yun controls the water, the Tianshuang fist condenses the ice, the wind god legs resist the wind, the three brushes have their own characteristics, and he also created his own three-point return to the vitality, integrating the three kinds of martial arts into one, and the condensed mixed true qi is domineering and majestic - well, it is also a number of characters in the wind and cloud world."
Xiongba: "Hongjun real person has won the prize, but this avatar of mine ......"
Seeing the picture of the avatar, his heart was full of entanglement.
Hongjun (group leader): "What? ”
Xiongba gritted his teeth: "It's nothing. ”
Thinking of the careful eyes of the group leader...... He did not dare to object.
Hongjun (group leader): "Then I'll continue to introduce the members below, Pikachu...... It's the existence of the Pokemon world, it's not a person. ”
"It's an electric rat."
He uploaded a picture of Pikachu.
Xiongba: "What a strange animal. ”
Whitebeard: "This little guy is cute." ”
Hongjun (group leader): "That's because this is the style of the two-dimensional animation version, and I'll show you the three-dimensional realistic version." ”
He uploaded a picture of a "realistic version of Pikachu".
Hongjun (group leader): "How is it, isn't it very cruel?" ”
Hero: "......"
Whitebeard: "......"
Connor: "......"
Mario: "......"
Pikachu: "......"
Hongjun (group leader): "Don't underestimate Pikachu, this looks like an animal, but it's actually called an elf...... It is a creature with great power, Xiongba, don't look at your fists, palms, and legs, you may not be able to beat it. ”
Xiongba: "!! ”
What are you kidding, I have fought endlessly in my life, I don't know how many heroes and heroes I have defeated, and I am powerful in the world!
Can't beat a mouse?
This is a ridiculous joke!
Hongjun (group leader): "What, are you not convinced?" ”
"Pikachu's skills - well, it is equivalent to martial arts, thunder, thunder clouds, thunder appears, summon thick thunder pillars to fall from the sky! How do you think you'll be under the thunderstorm? Pikachu's steel tail is like a godless immortal golden body when cast, but only one tail is as strong as steel, which is weaker than the immortal golden body, and there is also a shadow clone, which brings an afterimage when it moves......"
"The electric ball is not necessarily less powerful than your three-point qi bomb."
"If it's just an ordinary electric rat, it might not be under Pikachu's strength to dominate you, if so, ...... Hehe......"
Hero: "......"
Mom, it's so stressful.
In this dimensional chat group, is a single mouse so ferocious?
Bai Xi set the picture of "Pikachu Realistic Version" as Pikachu's avatar.
Anyway, isn't this a leather god?
Forget it, wait a while and ask in a private chat.,Otherwise, I'll blow that real people know everything.,It's a bit out of the box to ask now.。
Hongjun (group leader): "As for Mario, he is a plumber, his main business is to save water pipes, his side business is to repair the princess, he wears an 'M' red hat, and he also has a younger brother with a cuckold with an 'S' on his head...... No, it's 'L', their world is named after Mario, this guy is a child of luck in a world. ”
"The protagonist in every way!"
"Xiongba, Whitebeard, the two of you are respected in your respective world status, and you are famous all over the world, but unfortunately you are not the protagonists."
Hongjun (group leader): "The protagonist is a person who is attached to the world, and he is the kind of existence that will not die no matter how he dies!" ”
Mario: "How do you know, leader?" It's also strange that I often die when I save the princess, being swallowed by a cannibal flower, being stoned to death, or falling off a cliff, jumping on an iron spike, and every time I will be resurrected inexplicably, it's really strange! ”
Hero: "......"
Whitebeard: "......"
Connor: "......"
Damn, envy, jealousy, hatred!
Hongjun (group leader): "Mario World has a lot of magical items, mushrooms that make people bigger, flowers that emit fireballs when eaten, and feathers that turn people into tanuki cats, all in all, it's fun. ”
As he spoke, Bai Xi also uploaded an avatar and changed his nickname at the same time.
"Hoo ......"
Mario breathed a sigh of relief.
The avatar picture is a bearded uncle in a red hat, which is not a strange thing.
The nickname plumber is also acceptable.
Hongjun (group leader): "The following is Makoto Ito...... Hey? ”
Bai Xi found that in the chat group, Brother Cheng's avatar turned black.
"What's going on?"
"Brother Cheng, are you swollen, Brother Cheng?"
Light Ball: "It means he's dead." ”
Bai Xi: "......"
No way! The first batch of seven people who were brought in, and one was hung up so quickly?
can't make up a gourd baby.
Bai Xi silently uploaded his avatar.
Brother Cheng's black-and-white posthumous photo.
Go well, may heaven be free of firewood knives.
Bai Xi: "Anyway, this time the meta chat group is too inferior, there is not even a live broadcast, let me appreciate how Brother Cheng was hacked to death!" ”
Ball of Light: "......"
"You find the strange substance first, and let me level it up."
Bai Xi: "Can't you find it yourself?" I want to rely on others for everything. ”
Ball of Light: "......"
Hongjun (group leader): "Then I'll introduce the next one, the berserker of the Kobayashi family." ”
Connor: "Mr. Hongjun, I'm not a berserker, I'm an assassin, and what kind of organization is the Kobayashi family?" I am an Assassin of the North American Brotherhood. ”
Brotherhood Assassins.
Sure enough, it was him.
The protagonist of Assassin's Creed.
As soon as someone calls out the name, the man with an axe flies!
Bai Xi silently changed his nickname to "that man".
The man: "?? ”
The man: "Mr. Hongjun, why did you change my name to that man?" ”
Hongjun (group leader): "This is for the sake of some weak group members in the future, to prevent an ax from suddenly flying and sticking it in their heads." ”
The man: "......"
Hongjun (group leader): "Otherwise, change your name to Majiya Bakunei?" ”
The man: "......"
Do not understand.
Bai Xi uploaded his avatar.
Well, a picture of a dragon maid with little fat legs, holding an axe.
The man: "......"
He wanted to give this "Hongjun" an axe.
Hongjun (group leader): "Be crazy...... Assassin, Connor was still very good, he was a master assassin, he was very skilled in stealth, and everywhere he went, there were corpses everywhere he went, and no one would ever find out about his stealth ...... Because the people who found it are dead. ”
Hero: "......"
Whitebeard: "......"
The man: "......"
Hongjun (group leader): "As for the last one...... Crazy Yagami ......"
"From a world called The King of Fighters, it's the male number two in it."
"The group leader Hongjun has lifted the ban on the crazy Yagami hermitage."
Crazy Yagami: "Hehe, hehe, hahaha......"
"Crazy Yagami has been banned by the group leader Hongjun."
Hero: "......"
Whitebeard: "......"
Plumber: "......"
Pikachu: "......"
The man: "......"
Hongjun (group leader): "Yagami Nunnery is still very fierce, and in that world, he cooperated with the other two people to seal the dark will born on the planet - the other party can also be regarded as a god, although it is weaker among the gods." It's a pity that it's a madman who came! ”
Anyway, Yagami-an became crazy because of the blood of the great snake on his body, right?
Bai Xi uploaded Yagami's avatar - unlike the still pictures of other group members, this is a GIF.
"Yagami-an's 13 Laugh Emoji Pack"
Keep this GIF in your mind and select Upload.
When one clicks, an avatar with thirteen laughs appears.
Ten more than the three laughs of the royal sister!
13 laughs! Just ask if you're afraid!
Hongjun (group owner): "Okay, everyone knows each other, you can communicate harmoniously in the chat group in the future, as long as you think about it, you can enter the chat group, the current group function has'send red envelopes', but the red envelopes need to be real people to travel through time and space, cross-border transfer, worthless red envelopes don't send them randomly, they will be recorded by this real person in a small book." ”
"The real person left first."