Chapter 012: GG Combo [Ask for Tickets, Ask for Various!] 】
"You, what do you want to do?"
Facing the two star-scorching, slightly "wolf-like" eyes, Saitama involuntarily chrysanthemum tightened and asked cautiously.
"What do we want to do?"
"I really want to do it!"
"The target, it should be you!"
The two strong men smiled evilly, and the smile on the corner of their mouths revealed magical power, which was a little difficult to resist.
Hearing this, a fool knows that these two strong men are abnormal, especially in a certain way, there is definitely a deviation, so scared that Saitama subconsciously covered his chrysanthemum, thinking that it is possible that the first time that he is a yellow flower girl is this kind of ending?
"Hey, who are you?"
X Aotian, who was in the back, found that Saitama seemed to be in trouble, and immediately rushed over, only to find that two strong men were indiscriminately discharging their eyes at their apprentices, which made him shiver, a shiver from the strong.
"Oh, I almost forgot, we haven't introduced ourselves yet, I'm sorry, so for now, allow us to introduce ourselves briefly......"
All of a sudden, the two strong men became gentlemen and began to introduce themselves.
"Hey, my name is 'The free of Banana', you can also call me 'Banana boy'!"
One of them, a strong man wearing a red floral bandana and a pair of M flag printed swim trunks, made several toned movements, showed off his muscles, and finally patted his glutes hard, showing a charming evil smile towards X Aoten and Saitama.
“……”
X Aotian and Saitama squinted their eyes slightly, feeling that their eyes had received 10,000 critical hits, and there was a faint tingling sensation, and they were a little speechless.
"Yo yo! Next up is me, I'm 'Victory Man', and I'm 'V·an'! skr! ”
Another strong man was also dressed quite chic, wearing a black leather wrestler hood, a spiked collar around his neck, an indescribable strip of clothes on his upper body, and black wrist guards and tight leather pants.
"Kouku-"
This is the first reaction of X Aotian and Saitama, and making such a reaction shows that they belong to the category of normal people.
"Oh ~ also! If you were impressed by my muscles and charming smile! Yan is justice! ”
“NONONO! I must have been shocked by my newly created 'Big Van wide face', and I guess I have no regrets in my life at this time! yo~yo~”
Faced with the stunned eyes of X Aoten and Saitama, the two strong men took care of themselves and got high, ignoring the feelings of X Aoten and Saitama at all.
"What, I don't care what kind of banana or apple you are, or Van or bowl, can you get out of the way, my apprentice is training, and the final sprint has been ruined by you, do you know what a big loss it will be?"
After coming back to his senses, X's face gradually became gloomy, because the appearance of these two BTs led to Saitama's final sprint, you know, this last 200-meter impact is the perfect finish for the entire 10-kilometer run, which can effectively improve cardiopulmonary function and instant explosiveness.
"Wow! Unbelievable! ”
"What kind of secret training is there still being conducted? It's ridiculous, human beings are human beings after all, and if you don't give up your human identity, you will never be able to become stronger! ”
"Look at us, since we became weirdos, we have a lot of strength, this perfect muscle, it's not amazing!"
Banana boy and Victory Man were stunned for a moment when they heard X's words, and then made an expression of disbelief, making all kinds of mocking sounds, scoffing at the fact that humans want to become stronger through training, and it is the best shortcut to become stronger after breaking through the limits of human beings and becoming weirdos.
By the way, the two of them just went on a certain road because of extreme BT, and finally became what they are now, becoming weirdos.
"I'm 'high' for you! No matter who 'Billy' is, what 'dirty' he is, he doesn't bother to pay attention to what 'erection'......"
"Wait, you say, you're weirdos?"
Halfway through speaking, X Aotian finally captured the key information and asked curiously.
"That's right, we are the famous weirdo brothers, specializing in hunting handsome and beautiful men, and people give us the nickname - 'G (ay) G (ay) combination'!"
(What the author wants to say is that I believe that readers should naturally ignore the annotations in parentheses, and then translate them into warm names like "Brother Group" or "Good Game Group", everyone's heart is pure and respects each other!) )
Banana Boy and Victory Man both pose poss, generously admitting that they are weirdos, adding by the way: "By the way, 'Billy' is the 'king' man, our idol, please don't insult him!" ”
Because at present, the "Hero Association" has not been completely established, and the phenomenon of heroes fighting weirdos is not so common, after all, it is a thankless act.
In addition, Z City is the city with the most frequent freak haunts, not only is the law and order poor, but even the government can't manage it, and the heroes of other cities will not be bored enough to run here to eliminate the weirdos, so the weirdos in Z City are quite rampant, and it is common for them to appear openly on the street (Crab Man is a living example).
"What, scared after hearing who we really are? It doesn't matter, I'll let you get to the top later, and before I tear you apart, you'll definitely experience more pleasure than ever! ”
"Although this bald head looks a little worse, it looks quite sturdy, and it should be able to play for a long time, I'm starting to look forward to it, hey, hey, hey!"
Seeing that X Aotian fell silent, thinking that he must have been frightened by the name of the weirdo, Banana Boy and Victory Man have even begun to allocate the right to use it.
"Huh? Baldness? ”
"Ahh
"In! Teacher Aotian, what do you command? ”
Hearing X's call, Saitama immediately came to his senses, and he might have to do other training, and he had some small expectations in his heart.
"Saitama, do you know what is the key to victory in a fight with others?"
X Aotian first asked such a question.
"Absolute power?"
"Strictly speaking, there is no absolute power in the world."
"Passing speed?"
X Aotian shook his head again.
"More ruthless than the other party?"
"Wrong!"
X Aotian stretched out his hand and patted Saitama on the head, and said his understanding: "It's just that the opponent is weaker or stronger than you, or equal, the side that can take more damage will always be able to stand the longest, and that's the key to victory!" ”
"Simply put, it's very important to have unrivaled striking ability, you know?"
"I see, I see, Mr. Aotian!"
Saitama had a sudden expression on his face, and he hurriedly took out a small notebook from his pocket and wrote it down.
"So, in the next training, you have to face these two BT strong men and hold on under their onslaught!"
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