Chapter 316: Fertilizer and water do not flow into outsiders' fields

Hey.

It feels like life has reached a climax.

Music plays.

The friends in the live broadcast room were suddenly brainwashed by this sudden music.

The triumphant return is a warrior, where to find the defeated return; The sun is rising every day, and ambition is accumulating every day; If you don't make a sound, it's just a blockbuster; Come to the competition one day, work hard and work hard; We are vigorous and vigorous, and perseverance to the end is victory.

"Brothers, wait for the triumphant return of the old driver."

This night, come, be happy.... There's a lot of time anyway

Come on, love

Anyway, there is a lot of foolishness

Come on, wander

Anyway, there are a lot of directions

Come on, pretentious

There's a lot of time anyway

.....

Wushuang seems to have been prepared for a live broadcast this night, and those more "joyful" songs in the 21st century have been recorded in advance by Wushuang.

"The top single is a tough guy, there are many handsome guys in the jungler, and he has assisted in producing warm men since ancient times."

"Wrong, since ancient times, the old driver has been assisted, and there is no ill intention, how can it be possible to assist."

"666 is the truth."

Honor of Kings as a popular MOBA mobile game, players want to play a higher rank, not only personal ability to be excellent, but also to meet reliable teammates, the five positions in the game: jungler, top laner, mid laner, shooter and support Although the division of labor is different, but it has a decisive role in the victory of the game.

Hi and hi, Wushuang indirectly ran out of a hot topic, that is, players are keen to play a certain position, which can reflect their character and conduct, and everyone talks a lot about the following 3 assertions.

Jungler out of scumbag!

In the 21st century, the cause of this incident was on a certain forum, a young lady posted that she wanted to find a strong jungler uncle group CP, and as a result, the following messages said: The junglers are all young men with fast hand speeds, and there will definitely be more than a dozen girls behind each jungler who can play, so someone said: It is easy to produce scumbags among jungler players, because it is easy to bring sisters, and the hand speed is extremely fast, and you can even type and chat with 30 girls at the same time, so it has the potential of a scumbag.

And the meeting of the jungler scumbag, Wushuang guided this hot discussion in his live broadcast room, which aroused the resonance of Wushuang sister paper.

Husband on the single! ~

The single position has become a veritable "martyr's road", in the face of 2 conjoined babies, the situation of the top player can be described in dire straits, so some people say: At this time, the players who have the courage to play the top single are all reliable good men who are willing to dedicate themselves to the team, and in reality, they are also some more loyal and honest, and do not care about personal gains and losses, good men who are down-to-earth and willing to work.

Assist out licking dogs

If you want to say that the most unpopular position among players in "Honor of Kings", it must be the support, basically the support in the game is the sad role of winning and being ignored, and losing by the cauldron. So the overall impression of the assistant to everyone is the obscure dedication, which coincides with the image of the spare tire and jack in reality, and some male players will silently assist the girls they like, all kinds of help girls as skills, all people say "since ancient times to assist licking dogs".

So to be correct, it should be a single husband, a scumbag in the jungle, and an auxiliary licking dog, Wushuang thinks, although the above statements are very interesting, but it can be said that there is no logic, after all, many times, players want to play a certain position not out of their own will, but forced by the situation.

For example, if you are ranked fifth in a game, then you can only fill in the position for the team to win, so there must be something left to play. In addition, the choice of position in the game is also related to the player's fixed habits, for example, if the player likes to play Tank Hero, then it must be on the side. If the player likes to bring rhythm in the game and enjoy the feeling of dominating the game, then he will definitely choose to jungle, which has nothing to do with whether he is a scumbag or not, so the above judgments, everyone should just take it as a joke, otherwise the jungler will be labeled as a scumbag, who will want to play in the future?

But it doesn't prevent Wushuang from taking it as a hot topic, and they all say that they are particularly envious of two kinds of girls, one is the kind of thief who plays the game well and can bring others to score; The other is a batch of game pits, but they will be coquettish.,Full of Lori doll sound, the little brothers don't want to be fascinated.,And I'm stuck in the middle.,And the pit won't be coquettish.,But I'm embarrassed to scold people very 6!

A little bit of the third line of the highlands, have you experienced despair?

I got the right spring at the beginning, but now I can't go back!

Little soldiers, you and their group, the five of us steal the tower. (The minions are all better than you, and the minions are five kills.) )

In the glory of kings, it seems that Guan Yu is often ridiculed, it seems that every player who plays Guan Yu is very skinny, no, this Guan Yu said: Riding a horse is dizzy. (emmm has heard of motion sickness, and it is the first time I have seen seasickness)

"The time of joy flies very quickly, and it's time to say goodbye to everyone, see you on the field, and guess the prize."

"What's the award, does the old driver want women's clothes?"

"Ahem.... Women's clothing is free.,If you can guess who I am.,I invite you to a seven-day tour of the magic capital.,Three escorts throughout the whole process.,Limited to the alliance leader.,Plus the duke in the live broadcast room can enjoy this reward.,So Sao Nian,Guess it.,If it's confirmed, send an email to my live broadcast account with your account.,The time is only within two days of the start of the game.,Overdue is invalid.。 ”

"Routine, the old driver started to trick us again, kill him."

"Old driver, two alliance leaders, can you guess twice?"

"No problem, use your tips to smash me to death."

"The old driver is floating."

Drop, Autumn Mountain has arrived, please get off the bus in turn, please remember to swipe the "follow" card before getting off the car, and collect the live broadcast room.

"Brother, is the live broadcast over? Come over here and pinch me twice. ”

On the sofa, tired of practicing songs, Shi Liying rested on her stomach and watched TV, and when she saw Wushuang broadcasting, she immediately ordered.

"Come on, come on, the fertilizer and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders, anyway, sooner or later you will get married, I promise not to eat your tofu."

"Colored hearts have no colored gall."

Both thighs are directly cushioned on Wushuang's thighs, and Shi Liying said how comfortable and comfortable she is.

"Donor, the poor road is from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and I want to turn something into something for you."

"Oh, I wonder what the master wants to do something?" Shi Liying cooperated.

"May I ask the benefactor, have you ever heard of "broad daylight"? ”

"In broad daylight?"

What do you mean, Shi Liying was stunned and didn't understand.

It's right if you don't understand, only the old driver can understand the joke, if you understand, the old driver is estimated to be beaten.