Chapter 34: The Most Miserable Lord

"Shaotian, who asked you to call her to eat with us?"

After the three of them finished eating, Hei Jiayi returned to class, Ji Shaotian and Du Teng used the excuse of watching people play basketball, and as soon as they separated, Du Teng complained to Ji Shaotian.

It's not that he dislikes Hei Jiayi, it's just that eating with Hei Jiayi's big beauty is too restrained.

Just now, Ji Shaotian and Du Teng both ate slowly, and they weren't even embarrassed to drink more soup, the school cafeteria soup was free, and they usually liked to drink as many bowls of soup as they wanted, but Hei Jiayi was here, they didn't dare to drink more, otherwise they would look very ungentlemanly.

"I'm just polite, who knows she'll agree."

Ji Shaotian is also very helpless, Hei Jiayi is too different from ordinary girls.

Ji Shaotian persuaded: "It doesn't matter, once you are born, you are second to mature, and you don't have to be restrained after you are familiar with it." ”

Du Teng said helplessly: "But she also looks cold when she eats with us, and she ignores us, how familiar is it......"

"But after eating, she still took the initiative to hand us tissues."

At noon today, Hei Jiayi still ate very little, just a bowl of hot and sour noodles, she didn't leave first after eating, but put the tissue on the table and played with her mobile phone, waiting for Ji Shaotian Du Teng to finish eating The three of them left the canteen together.

Ji Shaotian continued: "She is this kind of indifferent character, in fact, she should also want to make friends in her heart. She's the only one in the class, it's pitiful, let's take her. ”

Du Teng's eyes widened: "What do you mean?" Will you take her for lunch in the future? ”

Ji Shaotian smiled bitterly: "If you don't call her at noon tomorrow, we'll leave, it's too embarrassing." If you really don't want to eat with her, go and tell her, I'm embarrassed to talk anyway. ”

"Why should I say it!"

Du Teng was immediately stunned, and suddenly, he shook his wit and said: "Hey, Shaotian, I have a good idea, or we will feed each other at noon tomorrow, disgusting Hei Jiayi, so that she will definitely not want to eat with us in the future." ”

Ji Shaotian's head was full of black lines: "! Lao Du, you are so disgusting! I don't cooperate with you, Hei Jiayi is not disgusted, I am going to vomit! ”

Du Teng scratched his hair and said, "Yes, it's disgusting to think about." There are so many people in the cafeteria, and it is estimated that they will be beaten up when they are seen by the seniors......"

Haha laughed, Du Teng said: "Let's be together, it's a big beauty!" ”

………

During the last class meeting in the afternoon, Wu Shuwen announced the monthly exam this weekend, asking everyone to be nervous to prepare for the exam, and said that if the class score in this exam gets the first place in the whole grade, the homework will be halved in the future;

If the class is lower than the top three in the whole grade, the amount of homework will be doubled in the future, and there will be a "special punishment" for the top 10 in the class.

When he said "special punishment", Wu Shuwen's face was sinister, and the fear of the unknown was the most terrifying, and the whole class couldn't help but be frightened, and even Hei Jiayi's eyes showed a little weakness.

But the most worrying thing is Du Teng, his high school entrance examination score is just the bottom few in the class, if the whole class performs normally in this exam, he will definitely be the bottom.

If the total score of the class reaches the first place in the grade, it is fine, but if he can't reach it, then he will have to taste Wu Shuwen's "special punishment".

"Don't worry, Lao Du, there are still a few days, if you work hard, you may be able to get rid of the top ten."

On the way out of school, Ji Shaotian comforted Du Teng.

"Hey, there's no hope! It's not that you don't know, every time I take the exam, I lose serious points in Chinese, and when I write an essay, I go off topic, and Mr. Ye can't save me. ”

Du Teng hung his head, the teacher Ye in his mouth is called Ye Qian, is the Chinese teacher of their class, he only graduated from Normal University last year, he is younger than Wu Shuwen, ******, looks very quiet, has a gentle personality, loves to laugh, and is the goddess in the hearts of the boys in the first grade of the whole high school class 1 ~ 3.

Ji Shaotian also frowned and said, "You said that you wrote an essay, why do you always go off topic?" ”

This is Du Teng's problem since he was a child, and it may be related to the fact that he suffered from "ADHD" when he was a child, and his attention was always inattentive.

"When I write essays, I always think of other things, and I miss the ...... when I write" Du Teng sighed and said: "It would be nice if I could know the essay topic in advance, didn't our homeroom teacher want to take the first place, so how good it would be to leak the essay question to us in advance." ”

"How is this possible......" Ji Shaotian shook his head.

The monthly exam is jointly written by all the Chinese teachers in the first grade group of the senior high school, and Wu Shuwen teaches politics, who does not necessarily know, even if he knows, he will not give students any questions if he has a little basic teacher quality.

The two of them were in a dilemma, as soon as they left the school gate with the student army, Ji Shaotian keenly heard the sound of bicycle bells behind him.

Looking back, Hei Jiayi was walking over pushing her blue bicycle with a basket.

"Goodbye."

Greeted Ji Shaotian and Du Teng lightly, Hei Jiayi rode the bicycle and left, she looked calm and elegant on the bicycle, Ji Shaotian and Du Teng were stunned.

"Holy! I haven't picked up my headphones yet! ”

Ji Shaotian suddenly remembered that the headphones were still in the communication room, if he hadn't seen Hei Jiayi, he and Du Teng would have forgotten about it.

"Damn! Hurry back and get it! ”

Du Teng also hurriedly followed Ji Shaotian and walked back.

………

After returning home, Du Teng first followed Ji Shaotian to his house to debug the headphones, download special software, when the RGB lighting effect flashed, Ji Shaotian had a sense of surprise when he wore sneakers with flash for the first time when he was a child.

Before the audition, Ji Shaotian first adjusted the RGB lighting effect to his favorite purple.

Du Teng's cloud music playlist has a special trial disc, and Ji Shaotian only knew how good the sound quality of the headphones was when he tried the headphones with pure vocal music, and the stereo sound was much better than the original headphones on his mobile phone.

It's a gaming headset.

"Xiao Du, make dumplings tonight, stay and eat, right?"

When Du Teng left, Ji Shaotian's mother left him to eat, and Ji Shaotian's mother didn't work overtime tonight.

"No, Auntie, I still have to accompany Ah Xiang to take the little prince to the pet store to see a doctor."

Du Teng changed his shoes next to the door, and there was a pair of Ji Shaotian's slippers that Du Teng was dedicated to.

"Isn't the little prince sick yet?" Ji Shaotian, who came out with him, asked.

"It's basically fine, but it's still missing an infusion."

After Du Teng finished speaking, he said goodbye to his uncle and aunt, and slipped away.

"Come here in the next few days."

As soon as Du Teng left, Ji Shaotian's parents called him in unison, Ji Shaotian was helpless and froze in place, looked at his mother who was walking in the kitchen, and then looked at his father in the living room.

"Listen to your mother's orders first."

Ji Shaotian's father was very knowledgeable, Ji Shaotian's mother raised the corners of her mouth with satisfaction, and said to Ji Shaotian: "Go, pick the celery." ”

"Hey, it's a hard life!"

Ji Shaotian had no choice but to pick vegetables, usually his mother supported his father to work, but if his father made a lot of extra money, Ji Shaotian's mother would instruct Ji Shaotian to work.

Ji Shaotian's mother's name is Wang Wanchun, and his father's name is Ji Chengye.

In addition to a few subsidies issued by the state, Ji Chengye's income usually runs around to show people feng shui practices to drive away evil spirits or something to make money, but after all, he is a watcher, so he is embarrassed to mark the price clearly, and others give red envelopes according to fate.

Red envelopes are usually hundreds or thousands of yuan, and a very small number of rich people will give tens of thousands of yuan.

Although he has made a lot of money, he is a master of a view after all, and the main light of other Taoist temples and the money of incense and candles are scary, and the rough work of doing things and seeing feng shui is done by apprentices.

Only when those dignitaries invite them, they will go out of the mountain, and the price often starts at hundreds of thousands.

Therefore, Ji Chengye, who is happy to receive two hundred yuan in red envelopes, can be called the most miserable Taoist master in the world.

Ji Shaotian was very helpless, he had a chance to become a rich second generation.

………

"Shaotian, help your mother pick up the vegetables and come over."

Ji Chengye is very tall, elegant in appearance, his hair is combed and shiny, even at home, he is wearing trousers and a short-sleeved white shirt, his leather shoes are shiny, and his shirt is tucked into his pants, he is a meticulous middle-aged man.

Although he is a Taoist priest, he looks more like a public servant.

"What's the matter?"

Ji Shaotian took the celery, went to the living room while picking it, and when he saw a few books in front of Ji Chengye in the living room, Ji Shaotian couldn't help frowning.

Dad is going to force him to read Taoist classics again.

"This is the Nanhua Sutra, take it and memorize it."

Ji Chengye pushed a blue-skinned book in front of Ji Shaotian.

"I don't carry it!"

Ji Shaotian looked impatient: "Didn't you say that you don't need to memorize the Tao Te Ching before, why do you want me to memorize the Nanhua Sutra now, I am a student, not a Taoist, why do you let me memorize the scriptures all day long?" Mother! ”

Ji Shaotian wanted to complain to his mother, but Wang Wanchun, who was wearing an apron and a face in the kitchen, showed half of his body, snickered, and shrank back.

"It seems that my father has earned a lot of extra money today......" Ji Shaotian was helpless.

Ji Chengye knocked on the table and said: "Chaotianguan is the ancestral inheritance of our family, you must take over in the future, even if you don't want to be a Taoist priest when you are young, but in the future, after a hundred years of me and your mother, you should retire at the age of sixty or seventy, then what will take over the Taoist temple and hinder you?" ”

After a pause, he continued: "Since you want to take over the Taoist temple, you must learn all the Taoist classics, what I teach you now is only the most basic things, in the past, you were in junior high school, of course, you only memorized the Tao Te Ching, and now that you are in high school, you should continue to learn new ones." ”

Ji Chengye's words were reasonable, so that Ji Shaotian was speechless, indeed, when he was sixty or seventy years old, it would be beautiful to move to the mountain Taoist temple for retirement.

But memorizing the scriptures is not just about memorizing, but also about understanding word by word, and being familiar with some obscure Taoist interpretations is really troublesome, and Ji Shaotian doesn't want to learn.

"But I'm in high school, and my schoolwork is very heavy, if you ask me to memorize scriptures, it will definitely delay my studies, and if my grades fall in my first year of high school, it will be difficult to catch up in the future." Ji Shaotian made excuses.

I thought that this excuse was seamless, but who knew that Ji Chengye smiled faintly and said: "Do you know what the first sentence of the opening sentence of the Taoist "Nanhua Zhenjing" is? ”

"What?"

"There is a fish in the North Underworld, and its name is Kun, the big ...... of Kun"

"It's ......"

Ji Shaotian's eyes widened, although he hadn't learned this article yet, he had already heard this sentence on the Internet, and it seemed that Zhuangzi said it.

"In fact, the "Nanhua Sutra" is "Zhuangzi", and your high school Chinese are all selected from it, so your memorization of the Nanhua Sutra will not only not affect your studies, but also improve your Chinese and ancient Chinese scores."

"I'll go!"

"Don't complain, this is the supreme heart method of our Taoism, take it back and memorize it slowly, and then you will memorize it first."

"Oh......"

Ji Shaotian had no choice but to obey, and Ji Chengye also told him that it was the basic Taoist heart method, but he started with "Tao is Tao, very Tao." The name is famous, and the name is not ...... very famous".

The martial arts on TV can become stronger as long as you practice it, but where does the "Tao Kedao" start?

If this kind of book that can be bought everywhere is the Dharma, then isn't everyone a master of cultivation?

When Ji Shaotian raised this question, his father Ji Chengye smiled slightly and said: "The books read by ancient scholars are the same, why did Li Bai Du Fu Su Shi ...... These great writers of the Tang and Song dynasties? ”

A simple sentence made Ji Shaotian speechless.

After thinking about it, he and his peers have used the same textbooks to learn the same knowledge since they were children, but in the end, some people were admitted to Qingbei or even Harvard, but some people couldn't reach the undergraduate line.

Cultivation is also a matter of hard work and talent.

However, Ji Shaotian didn't want to work this, he also thought that he had no talent, Ji Chengye could meditate for a long, long time, but Ji Shaotian would be drowsy after holding on for an hour at most.

In his opinion, cultivating the Tao or cultivating immortals is a lie, and peace of mind can make people healthier at most, otherwise his father would not have run out all day long to do things for others, watch feng shui and drive away evil spirits, and earn hundreds of thousands of red envelopes.