Chapter 19: Drinking, Smoking!
Xiongba: "This is ...... Another madman? ”
Hongjun (group leader): "It's not a madman, it's a huge blow." ”
"The three people who came to the dimensional chat group this time, one is a girl from the world of 'Karakuri Girls Don't Get Hurt', called Night Night - it's actually a machine puppet! However, this is a doll with feelings.,It's no different from a real human.,Very cute girl.。 ”
Xiongba: "? ”
Can the mechanism understand, what is a puppet, and is it the same as a real human?
Completely incomprehensible.
Ye Ye: "Well, thank you for the compliment, Ye Ye is very cute, hee hee ......"
Hongjun (group leader): "This puppet is very powerful and has the power of King Kong. ”
In the anime, Ye Ye stops the runaway steam train with both hands!
Bai Xi is now 3 tons of strength, how high is the strength of this puppet girl?
I can't imagine it!
"Group leader Hongjun lifted Ouyang Feng's ban"
Hongjun (group leader): "Ouyang Feng, from a world called 'East Becomes West', his cousin is the princess of Jinlun Kingdom, he had an affair with his cousin, and he also killed the king to snatch the jade seal, trying to plot the throne, can be described as a despicable, shameless, insidious and vicious villain!" ”
Ouyang Feng: "The group leader even knows that I am a despicable, shameless, insidious and vicious villain, and I am really wise and powerful, which is admirable!" ”
Xiongba: "Damn! In order to persecute King Nie, I deliberately took away his wife, put a big green hat on King Nie, and unscrupulously provoked incidents everywhere, disturbed the world, and took the opportunity to make the world develop and grow, and the rivers and lakes were lit everywhere, but at least I didn't attack my cousin, nor did I plot to rob the emperor. ”
"This Ouyang Feng is actually more shameless than me!"
Bai Xi: "......"
Xiongba, did you expose something?
Ouyang Feng: "Xiongba friend, I didn't expect you and I to be a fellow practitioner, fortunately, we will have time to drink together." ”
Xiongba: "Get out, I don't have a shameless friend like you!" ”
Mario and Whitebeard are a little speechless, and the emotional heroes and Ouyang Feng are both evil villains.
Ouyang Feng: "Dare to scold the famous Western poison on the rivers and lakes like this, the peerless master Ouyang Feng, Xiongba, I appreciate you!" The wise and martial Hongjun Zhenren, may I ask which one is stronger, Xiongba or me? ”
Hongjun (group leader): "You are compared with Xiongba? Hehe, wait until you have cultivated the Nine Yin True Scripture, but even if you cultivate the Nine Yin True Scripture, I estimate that you are not as good as one of the hands of the male tyrant. ”
The level of martial arts in the east and west is not low, but it is far worse than the martial arts with special effects like Fengyun, and the three-point return to vitality is like a "fluctuating fist".
Ouyang Feng: "Brother Xiongba, I didn't expect you to be such a master, so let the little brother call you big brother!" You're my brother! ”
Xiongba: "Get out!" ”
Hongjun (group leader): "As for the other, Qiao Feng, unlike Ouyang Feng, he has a clear love and hate, loyalty and heroism, and can be said to be a hero in the true sense of the word, a hero who stands up to the sky." ”
Hero: "......"
Ouyang Feng: "......"
Damn, this kind of decency is the most annoying.
Hongjun (group leader): "It's a pity that his fate in his life was bumpy, he was killed by a traitor and became a public enemy of martial arts...... However, for him, the suffering of life was not over, and in the end, he committed suicide for the Song and Liao disputes, in order to eliminate the military disaster. ”
Whitebeard: "Although I don't understand something, but I admire such a person, if you were born in my world, you will definitely be a good man across the sea!" ”
Xiongba: "Then what about this Qiao Feng's martial arts?" ”
Hongjun (group leader): "Far beyond Ouyang Feng, I estimate that you are the leader of the male gang, and you are not his opponent." ”
Although at the level of force, Fengyun should be stronger than Tianlong Babu, but in terms of the performance of the TV series, the male dominance of the first part is just a "wave", and the power of the fluctuating fist of three points is so-so.
In the TV series, Qiao Feng's eighteen palms of dragon descending, with the blessing of the sound, can even play countless golden dragons flying all over the sky!
Whitebeard: "The three new group members this time seem to be in good strength, Hongjun Zhenren, are there any ordinary people in our group?" ”
Hongjun (group leader): "Ordinary people? Of course. ”
Brother Cheng of the black and white posthumous photo is.
But now, the only real ordinary person is the assassin "Connor".
Although Connor is known as the "Berserker" due to his fighting prowess, he is essentially a mortal.
Whitebeard: "......Goloo Old man, I'm taking my sons to the New World to look for Devil Fruits, and there are ordinary people in the dimensional chat group, and I think we have an obligation to make him strong! Connor, why don't you ...... Be my son! The old man snatched the Devil Fruit this time, and he also prepared one for you! ”
Well, Whitebeard's occupational disease has been committed again.
Now, he made an invitation to Connor:
"Be my son!"
Seeing that no one replied, Whitebeard asked suspiciously, "Isn't Connor here?" ”
The man: "Yes." ”
Whitebeard: "What are you doing?" ”
The man: "I'm killing my dad." ”
Whitebeard: "......"
Hongjun (group leader): "Is it the Templar Haytham?" ”
The man: "Yes." ”
Hongjun (group leader): "Did you kill it?" ”
The man: "Just killed, his body is right in front of me...... I used to see him as an enemy, hated him to death, and wanted to kill him, and now I finally did it, but for some reason I wasn't happy...... Just before he died, he said to me that he was proud of me...... Looking back on this battle and the days we spent together, I realized that he had many chances to kill me, but he didn't do it. ”
"I don't know if I killed him, my father, and what I did was right or wrong."
Hero: "......"
Ouyang Feng: "......"
Whitebeard: "......"
Plumber: "......"
Damn, you killed your own father, what's the use of talking about it now?
Hongjun (group leader): "You slowly entangle, everyone, I'll go and comfort Qiao Feng." ”
He didn't want to ignore Connor's hypocrisy.
Private chat window.
Hongjun (group leader): "Qiao Feng." ”
Qiao Feng: "Wine, give me wine!" ”
Bai Xi: "......"
How could he have the feeling that he once played "The Legend of Sword and Fairy", no matter how he talked to the wine sword fairy, the other party was a sentence of "wine, give me wine".
As an otaku, Bai Xi has a certain respect for heroes like Qiao Feng and Guo Jing, and he left the rental house and went to a nearby commissary.
"Boss, bring me 2 bottles of Red Star Erguotou."
"12 pieces a bottle, 2 bottles 24."
"Well, give me another big front door! Please send a lighter. ”
"30 of a kind."
"Boss cheaper, is it a total of 50 lines?"
"Yes."
Hearing the boss's reply, Bai Xi was overjoyed, and hurriedly discharged 4 pieces of 10 yuan, 5 yuan each, and 5 pieces of 1 yuan on the counter.
In addition to the wine that Qiao Feng wanted, he also bought a cigarette intimately.
As the saying goes, smoke and alcohol kill your sorrows.
Back at the rental house, Bai Xi stuffed 2 bottles of Erguotou and this big front door cigarette in a red envelope along with the lighter, and then opened the space-time channel and sent it to Qiao Feng.
Hongjun (group leader): "Qiao Feng, come!" ”
"Drink, smoke!"