"Hello, I'm the new Luke Black. Now, the house being built across the street is my home, and we are neighbors! ”

While the Buddha was talking, a white man came over with a basket of fruits with a smile on his face.

Luke also wears a kimono, but compared to his physical temperament, the tender yellow silk kimono looks a little nondescript.

"This is a red apple from Snow White's family, let's try it." Luke said enthusiastically as he passed the basket.

"Oh my God, Joey's shop? The Vicious Queen used this apple to poison Snow White? Akiko said excitedly.

"yes, from the same orchard."

Luke gave the three of them six large apples, and then walked to the neighbor's house with the basket in his hand.

Isshiki Masakazu looked at the apple in his hand and said with a smile, "Blake is still very polite, and he knows how to give gifts to his neighbors." ”

"Hmph, no-faith nouveau riche." The Big Buddha looked disdainful.

People who enter Kamakura to work for the underworld to atone for their sins are generally divided into two categories: first, such as the Great Buddha, although he is a big villain, he has faith and is willing to repent, but before putting down the butcher's knife, he has too many sins to become a Buddha on the ground;

Second, those who have made outstanding contributions to society can go to the official Neon temple to receive a ticket to atonement.

Well, the outstanding contribution here is judged by people, by social institutions.

In this world, some people were still good people and philanthropists in the first 99 years, but in the last year of their lives, they became big corrupt officials and big villains.

But more of them are saints who have lived in the world for 100 years, and they are all admired by the world, but when they go to the underworld, they are even worse than the condemned prisoners who are spurned by thousands of people, and the 18 layers of hell are not enough for them.

"I heard that Luke Black is Lucius's cousin." The Big Buddha explained to the two.

"What?" The Ichishiki couple was at a loss.

"The black singer Lucius Lyons of the United States, a legend in the hip-hop world, and a tycoon who founded the Imperial Entertainment Company. ”

"Uh, Lucius, who often advertises himself as a neighbor of the Mayan gods? Isn't he black, how can he have a white elite cousin?

I just noticed that Luke has an extraordinary temperament and is polite, not like a hell's kitchen person. Isshiki Masakazu wondered.

"You guessed it right, Luke was a New York lawyer, a shameless litigator who was shot in the street by a deranged victim and died after failing to resuscitate

Hey, Lucius is not wrong to be black, but after he became rich, he found a socialite on the Upper East Side of New York, the daughter of a white doctor, and Luke is the cousin of his current wife. The Big Buddha waved his hand.

"So, Luke got through Jennifer's relationship?" Akiko asked curiously.

Well, even Akiko knows that Jennifer loves to take bribes and help people through the back door.

"Hehe, I did go through the back door, but not in Jennifer's relationship." Luke smirked.

At this time, it was almost noon, and the construction workers also stopped their work and gathered in front of the construction site, eating and drinking while chatting.

Those construction workers are all white people from the neighborhood, and in this Kamakura City, which is full of neon people, the ghosts of the United States naturally start to huddle.

It is said that the people of the Celestial Empire like to hold together, but in fact, the white people are even more so - how can they use that little population to grab the land of the Indians without grouping?

These dead ghosts of the rice country brought their own dry food to help Luke repair the villa, and Luke's living materials in the early stage were also free of charge by his compatriots.

And in this group of Mi Guoyan, there is a guy named Jimmy, he was an FBI agent before his death, he is shrewd, good at observing words and feelings, and he has long deduced from his expression that the Buddha is saying bad things about their Mi people behind his back.

Jimmy also has a mastery, lip language.

He was very angry when he saw the big Buddha's complaints, so he relayed them to the friends around him.

As soon as Gucci went to jail, Lucius divorced her, and Gucci was Jennifer's good sister. How could Jennifer help me through the back door? ”

Luke begins to explain why he was able to enter Kamakura as an unbeliever.

A few years after Lucius divorced Gucci, he hooked up with New York's Upper East Side socialite Anica.

And Luke is Anika's cousin, and Lucius doesn't have a good relationship with Jennifer.

Seeing the curious expression of his little friend, Luke smiled mysteriously and said, "Almost everyone ignores the fact that the great Mayan god is not Jesus, she has a real father in addition to her mother. ”

Jimmy was shocked and blurted out "Tom Henson?!" Wasn't he kidnapped by the aliens at the hands of the Marauder Yongdu? ”

Luke sneered and asked rhetorically, "If you were Yongdu, what would you do?" Kill Tom to vent your anger? ”

"I uh, I see, I see! After all, Yongdu has no mortal enmity with Earth or Miss Hansen. Everyone was stunned.

Luke nodded, "Tom has long been free, but he is afraid that he will become a stain on his daughter's glorious image, and he is not used to being the focus of attention like Jennifer, who has been on the loose in the galaxy all these years. ”

"With a lot of star coins in hand, drinking alien spirits, soaking alien beauties, the interest is coming, leading a group of younger brothers to be predators to vent their passions, and I don't know how happy my life is."

In the end, Luke couldn't help but show envy on his face.

"This must be top-secret information, right? How do you know? A companion asked.

"There is no absolute secret in this world, you don't know just because you haven't been exposed to that circle.

Tom is also human, and he also has relatives and friends on Earth, such as Lucius, who have been friends for decades.

Tom quietly went back to Earth a few times, hehe, just by that person's means, who could notice?

Lucius said that Tom appeared in front of him without warning. If it weren't for the acquaintances who have known each other for many years, I almost didn't recognize them.

Later, Tom directly left a phone call for Lucius and a few other good buddies, and even if intergalactic communication consumes star coins, Lucius contacts Tom almost every week.

Everyone kept staring at Jennifer, but they ignored Tom's easy road.

Lucius only mentioned my business casually, and within half an hour Miss Julia told me to go and get the Kamakura family book. Luke sighed.

Uh, poor Julia, there's another lord on her head.

"Since you're related to Tom, can you tell us a little bit about where we're in now?

You've heard the words of that bastard of the Big Buddha, a neon black police officer was put 10 years ago, and I could have made him call me Dad! FBI Black Officer Jimmy said viciously.

Yes, Jimmy is also a black cop!

The people around him also chimed in, "Yes, not only the Big Buddha, but many neon people are secretly scolding us behind our backs for being ghost animals in the United States!"

They have the support of the nobles of Takamagahara, and they are still the clansmen of the goddess of the soup house, so they are too strong. ”

Luke's eyes flashed, and he just wanted to say something, but he sighed dejectedly, shook his head and said, "It's difficult, you should understand that Kamakura is originally a neon people's spiritual realm, and our account is also hung in the soup house."

In layman's terms, Amaterasu is similar to the Washington government, and Yuya is the state of New York, and Washington represents the federation, but it cannot interfere with the laws and regulations of New York State.

Unfortunately, our immigration to New York State is like the real world, with neon people coming to New York. ”

Luke is a barrister, he doesn't understand the secrets of the gods, but he also has his own understanding of the current situation.

"Do you want to endure the oppression of neon people for the rest of your life?" Someone said in despair.

The whole life here is desperate, from hell to heaven, who knows how many hundreds, thousands of years?

Some of the sins are so great that they can't be said to take hundreds of thousands of years.

"Not necessarily, there are two solutions."

Luke stretched out two fingers, his eyes flashed, and he said confidently, "First, increase the number of white immigrants."

Hehe, do you have to pay attention to all the states in the United States that have the highest percentage of whites.

For example, Mississippi has the highest percentage of blacks in the country, with 37 blacks and 60 whites

You think it's a coincidence? ”

"Well, Luke, you're a lawyer, and you're a layer apart." Pastor Bob shook his head and sighed.

Luke frowned, although the group of friends around him were all villains who deserved to go to hell, he especially looked down on Bob.

You, a priest, are embarrassed to come to Kamakura to make a living, don't you know that this is the territory of Amaterasu, and it is not the same system as God?

If you make a mistake, you will be punished, and if you are punished, you must stand firm, you don't understand this truth?

It's spineless!

"It's a matter of faith, the Mayan god didn't need faith at all, and we have always believed in Christ, and we don't have a sense of devotion to her.

What's more, she is deliberately suppressing the spread of her faith, and yes, our civilized guides do not want to be worshipped as gods.

Strictly speaking, Maya Hansen is not a god, she is our great guide of civilization, and the god is Amaterasu! ”

Luke was confused and asked, "Isn't Amakasu the Mayan god?" ”

"Alas!"

Bob glanced at Luke with disdain, his mouth opened, and he was just about to explain the difference with the Trinitarianism of Christ, but he thought that eighty percent of the people around him couldn't understand it, so he coughed and gave an example, "Amaterasu, similar to the neon president, the president can be someone else, but the neon president will always belong to neon now I understand?" ”

"After all, Amaterasu belongs to neon, and we outsiders will never be able to compete with them.

They are more religious than we are, they are purer than we are, they are more destiny than we are.

Why is it called Kamakura and not New York? Bob spread his hands and said helplessly.

"Then there's only one last solution." Luke said firmly.

"Oh?" Everyone was curious, and even Bob looked longing.

"Wait, wait for Tom to die!" Luke Road.

“hat？” A group of people was at a loss.

"The Mayan god is just and selfless, and her parents, one is 'Jennifer who can't go to heaven', and the other is 'Tom who will go to hell' - that guy is full of evil, and there is no reason to go to hell!

But Tom is the 'Holy Father' after all, and going to hell is too inhumane.

So, when Tom walks through the back door and comes to Kamakura, hehe, coming here, Tom is not the uncrowned king?

The number of immigrants can't be compared, and we will directly replace our own people as governors! Luke said triumphantly.

"Shhh

Everyone gasped, and were immediately impressed by Luke's 'insight'.

"Boom!"

Suddenly, there was a loud rumbling noise in the sky over the city, and everyone looked up to see the blue sky like a mosquito net that had been unzipped, breaking through a dark and hideous 'scar'.

What's even more terrifying is that the spatial crack squeezed into a huge fireball that obscured the sky and the sun.

With an unstoppable momentum, the fireball streaked over Kamakura Castle with a long black-red fireworks tail.

"Hulala!"

The shock wave brought by the meteor was so powerful that even if it was just passing by, Kamakura Castle was blown by a category 12 typhoon.

"My house!"

Luke hugged the telephone pole and wailed in the air.

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