Chapter 256: The Jumping Prey
Because the night before, lying on the roof thought that there was no one and shook his heart. I didn't think about it, but I was audited by Erina Nagikiri. The extreme sense of shame destroyed Jiang Yunfeng's will, and even the idea of suicide germinated for a while. In the dead of night, I came to the kitchen alone to try various ways such as freezing tofu and smashing my head, noodles falling off, cutting my wrists with the back of a knife, etc., trying to end my life of shame, but after all, it was difficult to get what I wanted.
"Such a large amount should allow me to walk very peacefully~" Jiang Yunfeng, who was completely embarrassed, made the last move in the face of Erina Nagikiri, who was desperate. He grinds all the Geisha coffee beans from Erina Panama's favorite coffee beans, which cost up to $350.25 per pound and have no market price, into powder. A whole large bag, weighing 5 kilograms of coffee beans, is brewed, distilled, purified, concentrated and finally obtained a small cup of black, oily liquid.
He took a deep breath, as if satisfying his last attachment to this worldly world, and drank it all. There was a soft 'clang' and the coffee cup fell. Jiang Yunfeng covered his mouth with both hands, and knelt on the kitchen floor with a painful expression.
"Bitter, astringent, greasy, oily ~ I want to vomit ~ Is this the taste of poison?" Jiang Yunfeng put big characters on the ground, closed his eyes and waited for the beautiful goddess of death to lead him to the earthly fantasy town. But it wasn't until the sun rose in the east that the warm sunlight shone through the windows. Jiang Yunfeng is still alive, and it is obvious that the beautiful woman he was looking forward to did not come, and he was released into the pigeon.
It is impossible to say that a cup of super strong coffee in exchange for 5 kg of coffee beans has no effect, but it is not obvious. The only manifestation is that Jiang Yunfeng's uninjured right eye also has a dark circle. "It's really Yaxing, junior Jiang Yunfeng." Yishihui, who has not been seen since the beginning of school, suddenly appeared in the Polestar Liao in the early morning in a decent formal suit.
Looking around at the coffee tools that filled the kitchen, Yishihui smiled and said, "Drinking coffee early in the morning is not good for your stomach, junior brother." ”
"Because I'm waiting for a very beautiful Grim Reaper sister to take me away, a world that is constantly being played tricks on by my own fate."
"Oh~ Is she here then?"
"Obviously I've been released or she's busy and prioritizing guidance to those who need help more than me." Jiang Yunfeng slowly sat up from the ground and asked, "Then again, there has been no trace of Yishi's predecessors since the opening ceremony, and the Polestar Liao is about to be demolished and doesn't appear, what are you busy with?" ”
"Didn't you and Chuangzhenjun keep the Pole Star Liao, I'm very happy that the juniors can have such growth." Dressed in a formal suit, Isshiki Hui walked to the other side of the counter and leaned over to pick up the coffee cup that had fallen to the floor. When I stood up straight again, it was already a fruit apron.
"it!" It was the first time to witness one of the top 10 incredible events in Polestar Liao so closely, and Isshiki instantly changed her outfit. Jiang Yunfeng was so shocked that his jaw was about to dislocate. Walked around the cooking table with both hands and feet, and saw that Isyuki's tight buttocks were twisted and twisted, and he was indeed wearing nothing. Hurriedly opened the cabinet doors on both sides, and found no changed clothes inside.
Yi Shihui turned around and asked with a smile, "Senior Brother Jiang, what are you still looking for?" ”
"It's nothing, I just want to see where the clothes that my seniors have changed are put." Jiang Yunfeng rubbed his eyes in disbelief, because just now he seemed to see the bear pattern printed on the apron in front of Yishihui and smiled, as if mocking him, 'Stupid human beings, actually delusional to explore the great unknown. ’
"Some trivial matters, which will be announced when everyone gathers." Issehui turned around and beckoned, "It's not early, everyone should get up in a while." Since Senior Brother Jiang is so free, why don't you prepare breakfast with me." ”
Jiang Yunfeng, who didn't die, was no longer hypocritical, and stood up and slapped his ass. He followed up and asked, "What kind of breakfast are Ishiki seniors going to make for everyone?" ”
"Do you have any good advice for junior?"
"The sun is so bright in the morning, and a sunny day starts with a bowl of delicious noodles."
Yishihui smiled and made a gesture of please, "Then let's ask the junior brother to dedicate a bowl of good noodles to everyone." ”
"Didn't you say just a handle? So I became my chef... Okay~ That color senior help me start. Jiang Yunfeng took out pork, fresh bamboo shoots, pickled cabbage, and noodles from the fresh-keeping cabinet and placed them on the counter, turned around and found a wok with a handle.
"Yes, what does the junior need me to do?"
"Pork and bamboo shoots are sliced, and cabbage is diced. Bring hot water to a boil and prepare the noodles. ”
Yishihui was not pretentious, picked up the kitchen knife and set to action, and soon the required materials were cut. patted Jiang Yunfeng on the shoulder, reminding him that the original preparation was completed, so he took a step back to boil hot water. Jiang Yunfeng lit the fire, put the wok on the fire, added water to heat the shabu-shabu first.
Drain the hot water, put the wok back on the stove and bake over high heat to dry the steam. During this period, Jiang Yunfeng seized the time to move his wrists and the bones around his body, and he was relaxed after the crackling sound. Pick up a frying spoon and scoop an appropriate amount of lard into a wok that is about to burn red to dissolve, pick up the handle and shake it so that the lard is fully moistened.
Turn around and grab a handful of sliced pork and throw it directly into the pan, and follow up with a frying spoon to slide the meat slices apart to prevent the meat slices from sticking due to the high temperature of the lard. The blue fire blowing from the Chinese bellows stove keeps the lard stable at an extremely high temperature. In a short period of time, the surface of the meat slice is quickly dehydrated, locking in the juices inside and showing a pleasant golden color.
It's time, Jiang Yunfeng put the bamboo shoots and diced cabbage into the pot, only added a little salt and continued to stir-fry. In a moment, the fragrance of bamboo shoots and pickled cabbage is forced out, and the aroma of the mixed pork is very attractive. After pouring in the hot water, remove the scalded noodles from the soup pot on the side. Transfer to a wok and mix with pork, bamboo shoots, and diced cabbage, and add a pinch of salt to give the otherwise tasteless noodles a salty taste. Cover the pot and reduce the juice slightly. Put it in a large bowl and sprinkle a pinch of chopped green onions at the end.
"Wow~! It's so fragrant, who's making it delicious!! The first to follow the fragrance to the kitchen was still full of vitality Yoshino Yuhime, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw Ichishiki Hui, who hadn't appeared for a long time, and said happily, "Ichishiki senior, you finally appeared!! Did you know that during your absence, Polestar Liao is facing an unprecedented crisis!! Thanks to Jiang Jun and Chuangzhenjun, we were able to keep the place full of everyone's memories. ”
"I know, I know. Yoshino-kun sat down first and had breakfast. Isusei gently pressed Yoshino Yuhime, who was bouncing in front of him, to the early seat and brought the first bowl of noodles made by Jiang Yunfeng.
"The fragrance has spread upstairs, who released the poison early in the morning! Hey~~ Ichishiki seniors, long time no see!! Others also arrived in the kitchen. Xinhu Scarlet Shazi came to Polestar Liao for the first time to see Yishihui showing people with a fruit apron, and he was immediately shocked. hurriedly turned around and covered Erina Nagikiri's eyes later, and said, "Erina-sama, don't look!" Then he turned his head and complained about Yishihui, "Yishiki senior, as the seventh seat of the Ten Masters of the Far Moon, can you pay attention to your personal image!" ”
Yi Shihui looked at her outfit and shook her head to say that everyone was used to it. Erina Nagikiri pushed away the hands that were blocking her eyes from Shinto's scarlet sand, and said, "Scarlet sand, don't get so excited. I'm used to being dressed as a senior in Isshiki. ”
Xinhu Scarlet Shazi was shocked and muttered, "It's all my fault for dereliction of duty!" Let the pure Erina-sama be defiled... ”
"Okay, it's said in such an ambiguous way. Let's sit down for breakfast, and then we'll go to the council to take care of our daily business. Erina Nagikiri sat down with Scarlet Sand as Nito. Alas~~ Ah Feng! Can't you just cook a few more bowls in one pot? When you cook a bowl at a time, everyone is about to starve to death, and even if you don't starve to death, you will be seduced to death by this fragrance! The impatient Kohei Chuangzhen held chopsticks in his mouth, knocked on the table and urged.
"What a noise! The classic piece of Hangzhou cuisine is only one bowl of boiling, can you have a little admiration for the classics. In Hangzhou, people are willing to queue for an hour in order to eat a bowl of such noodles, how long have you waited? Jiang Yunfeng's mouth kept babbling, and his movements did not slow down. Soon he put the noodle bowl in front of everyone and said, "Eat it while it's hot!" ”
When the last bowl of Katagawa out of the pot was placed in front of Erina Nagikiri, Jiang Yunfeng whispered with some embarrassment, "That ~ eldest lady ~ is like this, about last night... ”
Erina Nagikiri picked up chopsticks, interrupted him, and said calmly, "I was too tired yesterday, so I rested early." Did you guys have anything to do last night? ”
"Nothing, nothing! I just want to say that it is very cold at night, and the eldest lady should pay attention to cover the quilt so as not to catch a cold. Eat while it's hot, eat it while it's hot! Jiang Yunfeng replied with an embarrassed smile, and then hummed an unknown tune to clean up the stove with a relaxed face.
Erina Nagikiri looked at his back, and the corners of her mouth curled up and said secretly, "Coward." ”
At this time, Issehui applauded, and said to everyone with a serious face, "Since everyone has arrived, then I will announce one thing here, I am going to retire from the position of the seventh seat of the Ten Masters of the Far Moon. (To be continued)