Chapter 94: The Power of Public Toilets
"Is this a public toilet in Datetsu Village?" The fox priest blushed and pronounced words he rarely used.
The word public toilet originated from Wangcheng, the fox priest himself had never been to Wangcheng, when he went to the town to read and write when he was a child, he heard the old teacher tell him something about Wangcheng, so he knew that the public toilet was a convenient place for the residents to work together.
According to the old teacher in Saltpeter Town, there are two rows of 50-centimeter-high wooden boxes clinging to the walls in the public toilets in Wangcheng, and there are nine holes in one row, and the holes are where the poop is placed.
The planks of those toilets can be lifted, the potty inside can be taken away, cleaned and put back in place, which is environmentally friendly and efficient.
There are a total of eighteen toilet seats in a room, and there is no partition between the toilet seats, and when there are many people, you look at me, I look at you, and it is quite open.
The royal toilets are a little more high-end than the public toilets, and they have noble goose down round hollow cushions, and after the row is down, there are maids to deal with it.
When he recalled the knowledge of the public toilet, the little slave sitting in the public toilet nodded in response:
"Yes, this is a public toilet, is it the first time you have been to the public toilet, recently the villagers have been using the toilet at home, and only slaves patronize the public toilet."
The leonin orc sitting at the door of the public toilet is a slave with a slave brand mark on his calf that is obscured by his trouser leg.
In Allen's Big Iron Village, slaves can choose to wear clothes to cover the marks of slaves, so that everyone can try not to feel that they are still slaves, and barely add some sense of fairness.
Unfortunately, the marks on the slave's body were imprints left by a soldering iron, and the muscle tissue was necrotic, and even the priest's special wound medicine could not repair the dead skin.
The fox priest didn't know that the other party was a slave, and his nervousness still didn't decrease, and he even said a little angrily: "This is where the slave came, I am the fox village priest, you should take me to the toilet where the free people should go." ”
The little slave said weakly with a bitter face: "My lord, now there is no distinction between free people and slaves in the public toilets, and the three public toilets in the village are the same. ”
"Since the opening of the sanitation project for each house, all the free people have been using toilets at home."
The fox priest was not a fool, he understood the words of the lionman.
If you are not a villager in this village, it is impossible to have a house, and the fox people who do not have a house can only go to the public toilet.
He wanted to go back to Allen Theory and discuss for a long time the question of who was more honorable, slaves or freedmen.
But his ass was a little anxious, so he had to rush into the toilet.
There were two corners in front of him, and he subconsciously turned right.
"Sir, wait a minute, there's a women's toilet over there!" Someone suddenly shouted behind him.
The fox priest was startled, and looked around to see nine partition doors, but fortunately he didn't bump into the orc.
He hurriedly exited the women's toilet, the fox's tail exploded, and he glared: "Which side is the men's toilet?" ”
"Left, left." The leo slave sweated on his forehead.
The fox priest rushed into the left and saw five compartments with doors on the left, and seven or eight wall-hung urine buckets made of white porcelain on the right wall.
"This thing is so weird, how can I do it?" The fox priest's head crashed, and he was a little confused.
"Sir, let me teach you, this thing is used like this, but seeing that you are in such a hurry, it is more suitable for you to enter the cubicle, this is the toilet, you can sit on it and ......"
Luckily, the lionman who was guarding the public toilet outside the door came in to teach him, otherwise the fox priest would have almost made a big move at the erected urinal with a big move.
……
A few minutes later.
The fox priest walked out of the public toilet with a comfortable face, and his whole face was radiant, and he walked with a figure-eight step, and he was proud of his toes.
"The flush toilet is so convenient, and you don't use a wooden stick to wipe your buttocks, but precious white paper, tsk, it's too wasteful......"
The fox priest experienced the toilet environment of Datie Village for the first time, and finally understood why Datie Village couldn't see the smelly stool.
The toilet is so good, so clean, so convenient, as soon as you press the switch, it will rattle and flush automatically, it is amazing.
Praise the goddess of water and thank her for letting the invention of the flush toilet come to Datie Village.
Then he remembered the soft and comfortable tissue, and it was so comfortable to wipe his buttocks, and he no longer worried about some inconspicuous little thorn of inferior wood.
After a while, the fox priest returned to the crowd and shared his feelings about the public toilet with the patrol leader, the ordinary village chief, and a group of fox villagers.
The villagers' fox ears moved slightly, and the fox's tail wagged unconsciously.
They listened to the priest's babbling of a lot of pretty words with the repetition of adjectives, and not much dry goods.
It can be summed up in a few words.
One word, cool.
Two words, comfortable!
Three words, I still want to go!
The position of the priest is still the king of power in the backward village, and the villagers cannot stand up to it when they see how the priest respects him.
"Ahem, I'm suddenly a little anxious."
"Ouch, my stomach hurts a little."
"My baby seems to want to pee too, Lord Allen, can you be accommodating?"
The little fox who was held in his father's arms was suddenly unhappy when he heard this, raised his fluffy fox tail, pasted his father's face, and puffed out his face and said, "Dad, I don't want to pee, it's you who want to pee." ”
"Ahem, ahem." The coughing of villagers rang out in the crowd.
Alan was a little speechless, but thinking that Fox Village was so backward, it was also a good means to let them experience the magic of the flush toilet.
"Okay, let's go and experience the public toilets." Alan waved his hand and led everyone to the toilet.
The accompanying cat orcs saw the fox people's fuss, the corners of their mouths rose slightly, and the sound of neat steps slowly became much lighter.
"Yes, Lord Allen!"
After a while, the little leon slave guarding the public toilet was full of confusion, watching a group of fox orcs and cat-eared orcs walk towards the public toilet under the leadership of Allen.
"Lord Allen, did I do something wrong?"
The little slave stood up in fear, thinking that Master Allen was going to blame him for letting the fox villagers into the public toilet just now.
"No, you're doing a great job, go ahead and teach them how to use the toilet."
Alan's gentle voice instantly melted the tension in the little slave's heart, and he put away his nervous tail to the point of straightness, and explained to the male orcs how to use the toilet.
The fox orcs were led by the deputy village chief, Windsor, and taught them how to use the flush toilet.
Then the public toilet sounded for ten minutes of flushing, and at the same time, waves of smirks and screams of fox orcs rang out.
"What an amazing invention!"
A certain little loli shook her head and fluffy fox tail, pointed to the rotating object in the toilet, and said in surprise: "Mom, it was washed away!" ”
"Can I come here to the toilet in the future?" Some people are already thinking about how to live in Datie Village with a dead face, and further thinking about how to become an official villager of Datie Village.