"Okay, okay, don't be sad, I know you're a little nervous about tomorrow, so I'll cook it myself" Before Ye Cang finished speaking, Lao Wang next door gasped and hurriedly said, "Don't!" Captain, you're a guest from afar, I'm here to cook, please. ”

"Brother Xiaobai, I think what Xiao Wang said makes sense, we are guests, and there is no reason for guests to cook." Lin Le wiped his cold sweat and said seriously.

"It's okay, don't be so polite." Ye Cang rolled up his sleeves and said with a smile, and Lao Wang and Lin Le next door hurriedly stopped him.

"Really, it's so much of a host, but if you insist on it, hey." Ye Cang looked at the resolute eyes of the two, sighed, shrugged his shoulders, and sat down to watch TV.

The two of them breathed a sigh of relief, and Lao Wang next door felt a little like the rest of his life, so he hurriedly walked into the kitchen and began to cook, making four dishes and one soup.

Ye Cang clamped it with some disgust.

"The shredded meat is too old, teeth."

"The greens are too ripe and not tender."

"The coleslaw is too seasoned and flashy."

"This egg drop soup is tasteless, and the clear soup is watery."

"Hey, but that's going to be it."

Ye Cang's words made Lao Wang next door sigh deeply, and his heart was full of resentment, at least I can eat what my mother made, not some old godmother + cream stewed jelly.

"Captain, boss, in fact, you won't be tomorrow" Lao Wang next door wanted to say that in fact, if you don't come tomorrow, I can do it alone, but before he finished speaking, Ye Cang stopped, "Don't worry, we are foolproof, tomorrow I will go undercover to Xiaolu to deliver the news to you, and strive to let you have sex with her." ”

"''''''''''" Lao Wang next door pursed his lips, feeling that it didn't taste right from him, so he didn't pay much attention to the word 'Jiao', and said suspiciously, "You go to Xiaolu's side." What if Xiaolu has an opinion? ”

"Well, it should be fine, she respects me quite a lot." Ye Cang began to drink the soup.

Xiaolu listened to Brother Xiaobai very much, but she seemed to be very afraid of Brother Xiaobai, last time Brother Xiaobai scared her, saying that he would strip her naked and hang her at the school gate for a hundred days. She believed it. Lin Le said with a smile.

The old king next door broke out in a cold sweat, no, no, no!! It's my words, and I think it's true, the captain can definitely do these things.

"I didn't scare her." Ye Cang said very seriously.

"''''''''''''''''" the old king next door.

At night, Lao Wang next door accompanied the two of them to watch the finale of the restricted-level B-movie series, Ye Cang slowly straightened the chair, put his hands on the table with his fingers in front of him, and was very deep, "Okay, since we are here, we have to fight for you, now we have a combat meeting." ”

Lin Le nodded violently, at the other corner of the triangle of the round table.

The old king next door sighed weakly.

"Everyone can express their opinions." Ye Cang's posture remains unchanged (commander's signature POSE)

"Brother Xiaobai, I think it's to show sincerity. Tomorrow morning, you can let Xiao Wang take a selfie of the whole fruit to show his sincerity," Lin Le's words made Lao Wang next door gasp, "Don't''"

"Good idea, adopted, I'll shoot it." Ye Cang's jaw head ignored and interrupted.

"Can I appeal?" The old king next door wants to die.

"Yes, but dismiss, after all, you're not a professional." Ye Cang shrugged.

"Also, I think about it, by the way, Xiao Wang's hairstyle!!" Lin Le continued to think.

"That's easy to say. Xiao Wang, are there any haircut scissors? Ye Cang smiled slightly.

The old man next door shook his head uncontrollably.

"It's fine. The same goes for kitchen knives. Ye Cang's understatement made the old Wang next door feel a chill down his spine, and his whole body trembled, and he used a kitchen knife to cut his hair!?。

"Rest of the matter, let's do it, the meeting is over." Ye Cang put away his posture and slowly raised his hand, making a gesture of sinking dantian with one hand, and shaking the kitchen knife in the distance with the other hand.

The old man next door got up in his heart and planned to escape.

"Lele. Hold him down. When Ye Cang stretched out his hand to grasp it, the kitchen knife on the cutting board began to shake in resonance, and flew into Ye Cang's hand with a bang, Lin Le pressed his hands on the shoulders of the desperate and trembling Lao Wang next door and pressed him down and sat down.

Ye Cang's backhand is a knife, bringing up strong wind and knife. The head of the old king next door danced faster and faster, the hair kept scattering, and the old king's heart was also extremely worried, and he didn't dare to move at all.

Ye Cang pulled the knife from behind Lao Wang's ear, turned his wrist and threw the knife, and the kitchen knife was accurately inserted into the cutting board, just scratched, without any mistakes.

The old Wang next door was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses, looked at the two who were already watching another soap opera, and came to the mirror, and felt indescribably in his heart, this hairstyle is too trendy! Looking at the black towering cockscomb, I couldn't stop smiling bitterly and regretting.

"Let's lay the floor tonight," Ye Cang's words made the old Wang next door finally feel a little comforted in his heart.

"Here you go, then we'll sleep on the bed, Xiao Wang, you sleep on the ground, after all, we're guests." As soon as Ye Cang finished speaking, Lao Wang next door covered his face and thought, why did I say that I met netizens in front of them, woo.

Following.

Soy sauce Xiaolu (Wang Lu) boarded the train early in the morning full of apprehension, not to see Lao Wang, but to Ye Cangfa's text message.

"Xiaolu, I know you're going to meet Xiao Wang today, so I'm here to give you advice."

"Can I refuse?"

"Guess."

"'''''''''''', is it okay?"

"Hee-hee, I'll give you another chance, don't make a mistake, I'll be angry."

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With a nervous mood, Xiaolu got off the train, glanced out of the station, and found Ye Cang's easily recognizable white hair, white eyebrows and white eyelashes, and weakly walked over "Captain".

Ye Cang smiled and hugged his shoulder, "With me today, you will be foolproof." ”

Xiaolu didn't look at Ye Cang's hand holding his shoulder, his heart was full of coldness, he remembered the three tall goddesses in the city of goddesses, for the player they are gods, but for the man in front of him who is full of indifferent smiles, it is just a marionette of the third brother, he can play as he wants, and he is manipulated and squeezed by these evil hands, thinking of this, he swallowed his saliva, this man is really the devil.

Ye Cang took Xiaolu to J Buck and sat down and ordered two glasses of milk.

The two were not sitting opposite each other, but sitting next to each other, Xiaolu looked at the milk handed by Ye Cang, and the kind smile, as if echoing in his ears, either drink or strip you naked, and immediately shook his head and took the milk and began to drink, and at this time, the sound of the text message remembered, Xiaolu took out his mobile phone and clicked on the holographic, looking at a holographic photo of Lao Wang's windbreaker without dead ends next door, and the milk he drank was sent back to the cup, "I think I still don't want to see Lao Wang, go home".

Before Xiaolu finished speaking, Ye Cang smiled and said, "Give him a chance to re-elect, okay, when it hasn't happened." ”

"That, it's still a little bit at home"

"Either give him another chance to choose again and choose amnesia, or I'll strip you naked and hang it at the door of the store as a decoration, choose one''" Ye Cang said indifferently with an unchanged smile.

"'''''''''''''''" Xiaolu's heart is full of tears, should you be in galgame!? Also re-elected! Am I the target of the raiders!? Woo, Boss Rose, help me! I'm so scared! How the hell did you get along with this devil!!? (To be continued.) )