In the garden of the penthouse, Uncle Ben, a black man, looked at the surrounding scenery with misty eyes and sighed: "Last June, you made a bold statement in the World Trade Tower, and the reporter who missed the opening ceremony of the MD Minions will definitely regret it for the rest of your life......

Alas, in just one year, the world's tallest building became the headquarters of the Minion Company. The gap between ordinary people and geniuses is really too desperate. ”

"Well, don't you think that my status as a civilized guide is more worthy of boasting?" The corners of Maya's mouth twitched.

The black man shrugged his shoulders and mocked: "The aliens may regard the civilization leader of their own nation as a god, but on Earth, hehe, your status may be more noble than the president, but in terms of real power... Eighty percent is not as good as your status as a big capitalist. ”

Maya gave a thumbs up and praised: "Ben, you really hit the nail on the head, your words are like knives, no wonder so many big capitalists in the United States hate and fear you." ”

"Well, I have to thank you this time, or ......," the black man Ben shook his head and smiled bitterly.

Ben Ulrick is a New York Celebrity, well, the kind of real name that can be done without even his life for the sake of justice.

Before today, he was saffron by the big capitalists behind the scenes for exposing that the wastewater of a chemical plant caused large-scale carcinogenesis to the surrounding residents.

Now, with Maya's relationship, not to mention S.H.I.E.L.D., THE F.B.I. people will definitely go over and say hello to that company.

And Maya at this time is different from the past, and her exclusive interview is a great honor.

"I can't say that next year's Pulitzer is really booked by me." Negro Ben laughed at himself.

"Isn't this a matter of course, let alone the Pulitzer of Earth, even if you send your press release to the Xia Empire, you can easily win the highest royal journalism award." Maya smirked.

"Hahaha, well, it seems that your experience is really legendary, I can't help but want to hear it."

The black man Benha laughed for a while, and then began to answer Maya's previous question: "You are right to worry about the men in black and the Earth Defense Force, the men in black have three core departments, the warhead, the technology research and development department, and the business management department.

The ministers of the three departments are the former head of S.H.I.E.L.D. Nick Fury... Hmm, isn't it obvious that he hasn't stepped down from his position as deputy director of S.H.I.E.L.D. yet?

The warhead is completely controlled by a group of elite agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and S.H.I.E.L.D. also has a council to supervise, and the man in black has completely become a hall of our Mi Guoyan.

Alas, except for the United Kingdom, Canada and other countries close to the United States, including European countries, the internationality of the men in black is completely denied, well, the men in black go to other countries to carry out missions, all in the capacity of agents. ”

Shaking his head with a complicated expression, the black man was silent for a while and sighed: "Howard Stark, Minister of Technology, the Minister of Alien Commerce is concurrently served by the Minister of Commerce of the United States, and all the star coins earned belong to the treasury of the United States, alas, do you know?"

This year, 10 times the United States... Isn't that incredible?

Hehe, but this is the truth, the star coins earned by the United States are enough to buy a North American continent in Xia. All of a sudden, the United States paid off all its national debts, and the recent hot topic is, how to spend so much money. ”

"Well, this is unacceptable!"

Leader Ma shook his head, set the tone for this matter, and said, "You continue." ”

The black man looked at her in surprise, held back the doubts in his heart and said: "Other countries are very dissatisfied, but there is no way, the goods are all from the United States, and the products they provide are not needed by the aliens, so they are both angry and aggrieved, you can look at the international news, and now it has become politically correct to scold the United States."

I know about the men in black, the Earth Defense Force belongs to the military field, and it is in outer space, and I have no channels for information. ”

"Well, this has to be rectified!" Leader Ma shook his head and said.

The black Ben finally couldn't help it, and he asked, "Will they listen to what you say?" ”

"Let's start the interview, after today you will understand the true meaning of the guide of civilization." Maya said with a mysterious smile.

Mason is an old New Yorker, born in Queens, raised, employed, retired, and retired in New York for 63 years, well, he's 63 too.

But even though he was an experienced and mentally trained old New Yorker, he still felt a little unfamiliar with New York in the last two years.

The sudden outbreak of the mutant crisis and the nuclear bomb crisis are barely understandable, but then, there are really aliens coming to Earth?

When he saw the massive battleship hundreds of meters long (Yongdu's small wrecked ship), Mason lost the ability to speak, and the locomotive's thick blue energy column seemed to be more terrifying than the Death Star rays in the movie.

At that moment, he thought that the earth was going to fall.

Fortunately, New York lacks everything, and there is no shortage of freaks with strange abilities. Payne, who caused the nuclear bomb crisis, appeared, and it was indeed a one-sided battle, but it was the alien guy who fell.

Mason breathed a sigh of relief: God bless the United States!

Then, the Skrull Third Fleet is going to attack Earth!

Mason looked at his neighbor who was dragging his luggage back to his hometown in the countryside, and for the first time showed a look of envy, because he didn't have a hometown in the countryside, and his hometown was in New York.

It's like 30 million warships in the void of the galaxy, and Godzilla's giant eggs are denser than meteors......

At that time, he stood on the lawn of East River Park and looked up at the sky, quietly waiting for the day of destruction to come.

In the end, uh, sure enough, God blessed the rice country, and although he wondered "Isn't Amaterasu from Japan?", he was still glad that the earth had become the victorious country.

Originally, he thought that was the most peculiar thing he had experienced in his life, until today......

"Ford, what's going on today, it looks like everybody is buying newspapers?" Mason asked as he wiped the sweat from his forehead with a towel and pointed to the office workers who were queuing up to get a newspaper.

He goes for a run in the park every morning, just after his morning workout.

"Just look at the headlines yourself." Hearing that it was an acquaintance, the fat boss didn't raise his head and said.

Well, he was also concentrating on reading a newspaper.

"Which one?" Mason wondered.

The New York Times, The New York Gazette, The Postal News...... Whatever you choose, today the newspapers in the whole country are all the same headline, and there is only one news - Ben Ulrick's interview with Maya Hansen! ”

"Shit, is it the civilization mentor who was captured by the aliens recently?"

Mason immediately paid and pulled out a copy of the New York Gazette from the newsstand, which had no cover characters, all text, dense text.

He roughly flipped through it, and sure enough, the thick stack was all about the content of the interview.

"Even-bought karma! Is she Payne? Is Amaterasu? ”

"Holyshit, is Chinese kung fu really so powerful? Ford, how about you say we also go to Kunlun to learn art? ”

"Hehe, look back, there are details of Qi cultivation in the back, people are tenth-level wisdom, the smartest person in the universe, you? Hehe......"

"What do you mean? The universe is the smartest, too bragging, right? ”

"Bragging? Old Mason, old Mason, this is not bragging, the smartest name is recognized by the major empires of the universe, interstellar certification!

Otherwise, there are so many people on the earth, why would the aliens only arrest her? Why people... Hey, don't talk about it, you can see it yourself by looking down. ”

......

Twenty years later, the 80-year-old Mason looked at his great-grandson who was yelling at the new superhero, and smiled calmly: "You guys, you're still too young, you haven't experienced that era!" “