As I stood at the top of the mountain, the sun was dragging its way behind the horizon. At this time of the day, the light will play a little trick on your eyes. I met a snake and wanted to talk to me about the crust of pies. Oh, not a snake, it's the shadow of a stone.

It's a pity to die, I happen to have a lot of opinions about pie crusts. But at least it got me going through it in my head. It's been years since I've talked to anyone about this in a serious way.

I was about to take a big sip of mushroom juice and explain my theory to the snake when I heard their voices.

It was the low howl and hissing of the hounds, which were grazing. If there is a herd, there is a human - someone has broken in.

I climbed a boulder and looked north.

In my steppe, there are only rolling hills, and there are hills scattered on the horizon. Maybe those dog barks are just an illusion of mushroom juice stirring up in my head...... Then I turned my gaze to the south.

It was about half a day's walk from the hill where I was, and three hundred Hermaks were grazing. On my turf, graze.

The hounds surrounded the herd, but did not see the horses. There are a few humans hanging around. Humans don't like to walk. So even if you don't have a genius mind, you can guess that there must be a larger number of centaurs nearby. Of course, I also happen to be a genius. So it's simple.

My blood burned all at once. There seem to be a lot of bastards who disturb my peace. Don't they know that I'm going to have a good conversation with the snake about pie crust?

I poured a sip of mushroom water and walked back to the camp.

"Hurry up, stink lizard!" I grabbed the saddle.

It looked up, grunted, and lay back on the cold grass.

"Get up! Get up! Rise! Come! I shouted, "Someone has broken in, and our peaceful land is going to end." ”

It stared blankly at me. I sometimes forget that she doesn't understand what I'm saying.

I buckled the saddle to its back: "There are humans, on our turf!" ”

It stood up, its ears nervously erected. Human, it understands the word. I jumped on its back.

"Let's go! We're going to kill those humans! I snarled and pointed south. But the animal immediately turned its head north.

"No, no, no, no! They're over there! Over there! "I clenched the reins and pulled it back in the right direction.

"Grunt!" The dragon lizard screamed, spread its legs and ran. It was so fast that I couldn't even keep my eyes open, and a cloud of dust rolled up behind us, blades of grass whipped like whips on my legs. Before I could fasten my hat, it was already done in the half-day I had said.

"Woohoo!" The dragon lizard screamed.

"Don't come with me! Didn't you say last night that you wanted someone to accompany you? ”

By the time we reached the herd, the sun had just set over the horizon. I grabbed Sgar and slowed it down, trotting all the way to the human camp. They lit a bonfire and were cooking.

"Wait, stranger. Don't come near just yet, raise your hand. "It was a man in a red hat, I guess their leader.

I slowly let go of the reins in my hand, but instead of lifting them, I pulled my longaxe from the saddle ring.

"Old man, I guess you didn't understand me." Red Hat repeated. The others had already taken weapons: swords, lassoes, and a dozen repeating crossbows.

"Gollum Woo ......" Sgal whispered, as if he was ready to flee.

"I'll take care of it." I calmed the lizard before I went back to talk to the human. "You guys in the city don't use anything. I warn you, get out of my place. Otherwise. ”

"How else?" An afterlife guy asked.

"Boys, you'd better figure out who you're dealing with. This is Sgar, and she's a dragon lizard. And I, Kree, Major Admiral of the Cavalry Support Department of the Advance Artillery of the Second Regiment. ”

Some began to snicker. I'm going to make them cry – as long as I don't want to talk nonsense anymore.

"Why do you say this is your territory?" Red Hat's face was full of smirks.

"It's mine. I asked for it from the barbarians. ”

"This is the property of Lord Vakur, and it is the land of the Supreme Commander. His claim to this place is just. ”

"Oops, High Command! Why didn't you say it earlier?! I spat on the ground: "Force, this is the only law that true Noxians respect." He could have taken the land, if only he could snatch it from me. ”

"You and your ponies should go while you still can."

What I sometimes forget is that humans don't see us the way we see them. This was the last straw.

"Rush, ahhhh I jerked the reins and screamed. The dragon lizard began to run wildly, and we rushed towards the humans. I was going to say a harsh word to him, but I couldn't help myself.

The human fired the first round of arrows, but Sgal opened her ears—big brass fan-like ears to keep us out. The bolts landed on her indestructible flesh, and they all bounced off.

We were rushing towards the Red Hat. As he walked through the camp, Sgal let out a cheerful roar. The sword slashed into Sgar's crust, and I swung the axe in my hand.

The two humans are reduced to pieces, but the Red Hat Bastard moves quickly. He was short, just enough to dodge a flat swing from my high-speed charge. Then another round of crossbow bolts came over.

Sgar cried out in fear. This guy can't be killed or killed, but it's especially easy to be scared. There is no reason for the rare birds and beasts that have problems.

I tightened the reins, turned around and rushed into the crowd again. It's easy to kill everyone else, but Red Hat is a tough one. My axe struck him, but it slammed into his breastplate. However, this time it is estimated that he will also have to feel uncomfortable for a while.

At this time, the ballista fired. A cannonball bigger than a wagon hit the dragon lizard, throwing us out and rolling on the ground several times, and the axe in my hand was knocked off. Sgal was unharmed, but she threw me off the saddle and ran into the mountains.

"Ungrateful brutes! We're almost going to kill that bastard! "I wanted to curse a few words, but my mouth got stuck.

I crawled to my feet, my face covered in mud and blades of grass. I tossed my hat out in the direction of Sgar, then turned back, intending to kill the red hat.

However, on the ridge behind him, stood another hundreds. Iron warriors, blood traffickers, and a ballista mounted on a carriage. The Red Hat's dog haggy called most of the Legion to the city.

"You shitty slippery ghost!" I yelled.

"You don't look like it, but I'm guessing you're the one who makes the ranchers under Lord Vakur complain."

"Vakur isn't a Noxianian at all. Let your bullshit shit-sama kiss me on my lizard's crotch! ”

"Hopefully, I can let you end your life in Lord Vakur's gladiatorial arena. If you learn to shut up. ”

"I'm going to rip your mouth off and wipe your ass!" I roared.

I had a feeling he didn't like the idea, because he and hundreds of his buddies drew their weapons and started running over. I can also run. But I didn't. Want to kill me? It's going to take a lot of effort and a lot of effort to do it.

Red Hat is fast. Before I could pick up the axe from the ground, he was already in front of me. His knife was raised above his head—it was a fatal one, but I still had a pistol hidden.

I raised my hand and fired a shotgun that knocked him to the ground, and I was knocked out of the way, rolling a few times in a row. The shot bought some time, but it wasn't enough.

The blood traffickers soon followed. Their hook knives are already impatient. I'm going to die in this place. Alas, if this is where I end up, shouldn't I make it decent?

By the time a group of blood traffickers at the front of the pack struck, I was ready. I cut these dark magically transformed pieces into flowers, but they also cut me into rags. I began to feel the exhaustion of blood loss and fighting.

Then, with their battle cries, the Iron Samurai began to charge, draped in heavy black armor. They split into two groups, apparently intending to use their "squeeze" tactics. Two walls of iron could easily clinch me into a patty, thinner than a silver coin in Noxus.

See his ghosts.

Any hope I had of living was dashed......

That's when I saw her. The most loyal, reliable, and honorable companion in the world, a bastard like me doesn't deserve it......

Skal.

She ran towards me like crazy, faster than any I can remember. A cloud of smoke was thrown high behind her, and the silly lizard didn't even forget to pick up my hat along the way. I ran to her as hard as I could, and the blackened ironclads were about to converge.

I jumped into the saddle and leaped out of the encirclement of the Iron Samurai. When we get rid of the ballista first, we will have time to kill them all.

"It's been a long time since we've taken out an entire legion." I say.

"Goo, woo." Sgal screamed with joy.

"Each other, good fellows." I grinned, more exaggerated than the crocodile.

Because, this stupid lizard is my favorite in the world.