[2] Brother, will you push me down?
I have very few friends and a lot of my sisters.
Well, how can I say it, my parents' families are very big families, and in my generation, there is only one cousin, who was sent to the United States because he was too powerful, and as for the cousin, there is no one at all, and the rest are all sisters.
If you count it, there are twenty-three cousins and cousins...... There are only 25 people in a class in our international department, which is really a big number.
And what about my two best cousins-
"Wow - there are a lot of yellow books hidden under my brother's bed!"
As I was lying on the couch reading the philosophy book "Sophie's World", I heard the sound of subfire resounding throughout the room—it scared me into a cold sweat.
She-would go under my bed!? This guy!
I hurriedly threw down [Sophie's World] and ran upstairs like a fly, Yahuo was lying on my bed, and was opening a comic of my peers, which was my favorite comic of "Friends and Love".
The same 'person comics,It's a derivative comic that satisfies the reader's YY from the original normal comics.,Mostly contains eighteen forbidden plots.。
It stands to reason that I'm a serious person and shouldn't have watched this - but it's a shame that I can't witness the end of the love between the male and female protagonists when I watch the anime, and with this feeling in mind, I bought the same manga ......
At this time, Yahuo was lying on the bed, shaking his white calves, humming a little song, and looking intently at my fandom's comics.
“…… Oh no, it's going to come out, it's going to come out-"
And this guy has fun reading out the sentences in such obscene comics!
"(*^__^*) Hee-hee......, is this my brother's?"
Yahuo rolled on the bed, reading the comics, looked up, opened his eyes wide, looked at me and said badly-
If it's a girl, at least blush me!
"It's not...... It was my friend who forced me to watch it......"
I turned my head and blushed and said, I don't dare to look at the subfire, damn, this is the rhythm of death, my cousin who has just lived in my house for half a day saw that I have a collection of adult comics...... And I'm not good at deceiving people.
"Oh—really?"
Yahuo stood up from the bed, leaned into my face, and stared at me closely.
And I was like a thief who had done something bad, and I didn't dare to look at Yahuo.
"No...... If you don't have it, you don't have it! ”
I stepped back, and Yahuo's face got closer and closer, hateful, indefensible.
"Oooh—is it?"
The evil stared at me like a prey.
Why did this guy become so clever when he forced confessions from others!
"Okay......"
I admit in frustration.
"Hehe, my brother has reached this age, I can understand it."
Yahuo nodded proudly and patted me on the shoulder, as if to encourage his boss, or a parent who witnessed the growth of his child - hey, you guy who just graduated from elementary school don't put on such a posture!
"But...... What does my brother usually use this for? ”
Yahuo lay down energetically and continued to flip through the comics of my peers.
Uh, how do you ask me to answer?
— Just as I was thinking — suddenly
"it?"
Yahuo said nonchalantly.
……
Uh, jerking off?
“……”
I was silent for a moment, and after making sure I heard correctly, I yelled hysterically
"Who taught you that, Yahuo! Let me kill him! ”
I grabbed Yahuo's shoulder and said, who would teach my pure and lovely cousin such a lewd word!
“…… Sister Leyan. ”
Yahuo stared at me and said with a grin.
That guy......
I can't kill her.
“…………”
I bowed my head in frustration, I really can't help it, if the person I don't want to face in this world is Lefang.
Yin Leyan, four months younger than me, is my cousin who has the best relationship with me, and is also a childhood sweetheart-like existence, who often played together when she was a child (she had been bullying me until she was six years old...... )
Well, my cousin Yin Leyan is a super beauty.
It's definitely comparable to the school flower, and it occupies the first place among my cousins.
And it is the school flower of Yangyue Bilingual High School next to Yangyue Provincial Experimental High School.
However, I don't want to face her and always avoid her.
The reason is very simple.,I love it.,Anime,Games and other two-dimensional ones.,I like Hatsune Miku.,Dome Girl,Icarus,Tachibana Sotachia,Jocola,And other two-dimensional heroines...... These heroines are super beautiful and cute.,But they don't have any friends.,Male friends are almost only the male owner.。
And my cousin Yin Leyan is an absolute three-dimensional girl!
It is rumored that I have more than 30 boyfriends, and the iron buddies next to me when I was in junior high school were all raided by her, and every time I saw her, she always kept texting on her mobile phone, smiling lewdly like an idiot......
If there is such a heroine in a girl's love development game, the game company will be burned!
Ha? Such a guy, how could I possibly like her! No...... Even continuing to date is a betrayal of the two-dimensional I yearn for--So,Even if it's a super beauty.,And I have a pretty good childhood sweetheart.,But-Absolutely don't want to be dating.,In case someone says that she even attacked my cousin, wouldn't I be reduced to her reverse harem!?
That's it, that lewd guy with no lower limit will teach bad subfire this, I don't doubt it at all.
"Anyway...... Sister Yahuo shouldn't be with this guy often in the future. ”
I sighed and said, I just hope she doesn't defile my cute little Yahuo......
"Really...... My brother who reads adult comics is not qualified to say sister, right-"
Yahuo pouted at this time, sat at the head of the bed, shook his calves and said, and finally lost interest in my fellow comics and threw it aside...... It's like thinking about something.
We were silent for a short while, and it was really embarrassing, because the conversation she started when she found out about my yellow book had to end in this way!
“…… Brother, will you push me down? ”
……
Ahh
I'm super invincible, cute, and super invincible, and I'm speechless about the sports-type god Yahuo cousin, what did you just say...... PLEASEREPEATIT…… (Please repeat)
Brother, will you push me down?
This is the sentence that came out of her mouth just now.
I'm glad I was at the minute-long point you just thought, but that's the result of your thinking?
No, no, how did you come up with the idea to ask this question?
"Actually...... Before I called my brother, I also saw a comic......
The heartless Yahuo also blushed...... Said to me hesitantly.
…… Wait, is it!?
I felt a chill down my spine.
[My sister can't be so cute] of the same 'human-oriented! I seem to have a library, too! That's an adult manga where my brother overthrows my sister!
I saw the phrase...... "Brother...... I like my brother, so please push me down this time......" Yahuo said as he blushed and looked at me, his fingers uncomfortably clasping the bed......
And then ...... And they had less and less clothes, from under the elder brother...... A ...... appeared," Yahuo said with a blushing face! Ah, I somehow taught her badly, more than the abominable Drifting Rain's bad influence on her!
"I don't want to listen to it!"
I stopped her in time and listened to it again...... I might die from heart arrest.
"I know my brother is in the prime of his life...... But when I was a child, Sister Yuyou and I were fighting to marry my brother...... Mom said: We can't get married, so my brother can't push me down......"
Yahuo folded his hands, looked at me, blushed, and said earnestly.
I've been anti-educated by this stupid cousin! Or in my aunt's words!
Hey, hey—what the hell is going on?
My cousin, who had just been living in the house for a day, began to doubt my temperament......