Chapter 12: The Most Aggrieved Death in History
At the same time, the Tiger Fish live broadcast platform.
In the live broadcast room of Wuhu Da Sima, he happened to start a live broadcast of the black iron rank.
"Students, Mr. Ma is in a very good state today, this one shows the students a weapon master jungler, the opposite jungler is the sword master, just now we have received a message from the game system, prompting the opponent to be killed by the red BUFF."
"Eh, that's right, the little boss has something, and he actually thinks of the red BUFF start, with Olaf above us as a breakthrough." Da Sima squatted in the grass with a nose and eyes and analyzed.
Wuhu Da Sima used to be a computer anchor, but now after the earth enters the first year of evolution, he is still on the live broadcast and dominates the black iron rank.
There are many players who wonder why well-known streamers have several game pods and different trumpets?
And ordinary players, can only correspond to one game pod?
The reason is nothing more than that when these streamers are playing games, they advertise the game and bring a lot of fresh blood to the game, so they have some internal advantages over ordinary people.
"WHAT'S THE MATTER, THE OTHER PARTY'S SWORD MASTER WILL DEFINITELY COME TO THE RED BUFF NEXT, AND I WILL SQUAT IN HIS WILD AREA THIS TIME, SQUATTING ON HIM FOR A WAVE."
"Everyone, pay attention, in 10 seconds, the Juggernaut will definitely appear five meters in front of me... Five...... Four...... Three ......"
Da Sima was dressed as a weapon master, and his obscene appearance of squatting on the grass on the road amused many viewers:
"Teacher Ma, it's a little skinny!"
"Teacher Ma has started bragging about teaching again."
"Two ......"
"One ......"
Didn't show up!
In an instant, the audience who connected to the live broadcast room of the Da Sima game cabin all laughed out loud.
"The horse's face is getting serious!"
"The little boss of the Sword Saint on the other side has something, and he actually escaped the clutches of Teacher Ma."
"Eh, this is very comfortable, Mr. Ma was slapped in the face this time, what do you say?"
"This Sword Master has the consciousness of a king!" A certain audience member is serious nonsense.
At this time, the fans who watched Da Sima's live broadcast all watched Da Sima squatting in the grass.
One second, two seconds, ten seconds, thirty seconds.
The Infinite Sword Master never appeared.
Da Sima put down the street lamp in his hand, sat in the grass and gasped heavily, his expression was still serious:
"Yo, the little boss of the Sword Master doesn't play cards according to the routine, there is something, let's squat again."
Time passed slowly.
Xie Lang has become a lot smarter this time, since he died back, he immediately called Luo Qili, came down the road to help him finish the blue BUFF, and learned "meditation" at level 2, just to be able to have more living space in the wild area.
He didn't realize it at all, and the weapon on the opposite side was squatting in the grass above the red BUFF area, and it was also the Great Sima anchor!!
"Juggernaut, the weapon master may be ambushing in your wild area, you pay attention, come on the road later, I will come to support you." Teammate Pan Sen was very witty and seemed to have guessed that the opponent would come to the backfield.
Is this still the consciousness of a Black Iron player?
Start with bronze strength!!
"Sing a song."
"The little snail is blown by J.B., and the seagull is flying by J.B."
Xie Lang meditated on the spot, and after a song, his blood volume recovered nearly 100 points.
it!
"I heard someone singing just now."
"Me too."
The audience watching the live broadcast seemed to be immersive, and the weapon master of Da Sima was now very sure that the sword master opposite was not far below, and he must have been meditating just now.
"This little boss of the Sword Saint is very naughty, and he is still in the mood to sing."
"Players who are fishing more, they also sing the little snail."
Sure enough, while the audience was discussing, when Xie Lang's Infinite Sword Saint came into everyone's eyes, the expression on Teacher Ma's face gradually became solemn.
Who knew that Xie Lang spoke: "Weapon master, don't hide, I know you are in the grass in front, hurry up and go back to the city, otherwise I will be on the road, Brother Pan Sen will come, and we will definitely work together to send you home." ”
From a long distance, Xie Lang said into the grass above the red buff, the curvature of the corners of his mouth.
In fact, Xie Lang didn't know if there was anyone in front of him.
", that sword saint seems to have guessed that there is someone in the grass and deliberately provoked Teacher Ma."
"I heard it too, could it be that he was peeping at the screen?"
"Fart, people's mental consciousness is in the game now, how can they peep at the screen, I'm afraid that the audience upstairs is not a ZZ?"
"Teacher Ma, don't act rashly, maybe that kid is cheating..."
"Teacher Ma, don't be skinny, this is a wild area, level 3 Pan Sen's father is here, the situation is not right, retreat quickly!"
Xie Lang had an idea, and seeing that the other party's Olaf was coming over, he expected that the weapon master must be in the grass.
"Hehe, it's time for a wave of acting."
Xie Lang held the long sword in his hand and walked forward like a stunned young man.
"Yo, this kid is really trying to cheat and make peace."
Seeing that the other party came to his attack range, Da Sima decisively handed over the jump slash!
Xie Lang reacted as soon as possible - Alpha Raid!
Da Sima secretly screamed badly, his blood volume was deducted by nearly a hundred points, and he was just about to release it - counterattack the storm, when Pan Sen stepped on his face with a holy shield blow, which made him dizzy on the spot.
"Huh.!"
Xie Lang raised his hand with a sword, stabbed it on the little brother of the weapon master, and said with a mocking gaze: "The little boss is really dripping, he actually dares to squat me in the wild area?" ”
Da Sima's blood volume bottomed out at once, and in the counterattack storm, he was blocked by Xie Lang meditating in situ and was injured, seeing that it was not the opponent of the two, he hurriedly said: "Brother...... Give me a chance, don't kill me. ”
Xie Lang said coldly: "Ah, why is your voice so familiar, isn't it Teacher Ma." ”
Pan Sen also stopped, and immediately said politely: "It's really fake, weapon master, let me ask you, are you the big Sima of Wuhu?" ”
The weapon master took off the mask on his face and moved it down, it turned out to be the obscene teacher Ma.
Xie Lang smiled and said: "Teacher Ma, you are messing around in our Black Iron Bureau again, this time I was caught in the wild area, what do you say?" ”
Xie Lang's long sword struck Da Sima's face.
Da Sima said weakly: "What do you want?" ”
"My cute and charming villain has always been to convince people with virtue and never be difficult to force others! In this way, Mr. Ma, you take off your clothes and give us a dance, and I'll let you go? ”
Suddenly, the effect of Da Sima's live broadcast room exploded.
"I'll go, I'm not mistaken, right? Did the Sword Master and Pan Sen on the other side catch Teacher Ma? ”
"Tsk, I also threatened Mr. Ma to dance... Kill him if you don't jump. ”
"Hahaha, Ma Lao C is ruined!"
"Teacher Ma dances, this wave is not a loss, you can save a thousand yuan by dancing once."
"Have you noticed the ID of the Juggernaut - the cute and charming villain, oops, the old man and the girl who watched it melted their hearts, what a cute player, I really want to take him out of the black iron pit."
"What happened? Ask for popular science! ”
Many viewers watched it in the live broadcast room of Da Sima.
Olaf is also a witty guy.
Seeing that his teammates' weapon masters were outnumbered, and there was only a trace of blood left, he thought to himself: The other party must be playing me, after he passes, they will kill his teammates immediately, and then come to chase and kill him, so he simply turned back and replenished the troops online with peace of mind.
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
The sound of punching and kicking came, and Teacher Ma would rather die than dance, but Xie Lang and Pan Sen put down their weapons and dragged them into the grass for a beating.
The dignified Da Sima, a generation of kings, actually overturned in the black iron pit?
Who would dare to believe this?
And the two of them shamelessly stripped off Mr. Ma's clothes, and dragged him into the grass in front of all the live broadcast viewers, and beat him to death in turn.
This way of dying is too embarrassing.
In this game, Xie Lang simply created the most aggrieved way to die in the history of League of Legends, and there is no one!