Bite!

"Player, you sell a good teammate, worthy of being the obscene villain selected by the system, with points +5, and the current rank: Shame Black Iron 3, 45 points.

Friendly reminder to players: "If you can spray your teammates five times a second, you will also have a bonus points, dear." ”

"Yo?"

Can you still get extra points for spraying teammates?

, this plus is cool.

It seems that not only doing tasks in reality can add points, but it turns out that games can also be used.

"Galen, I'm holding your sister's pit, knowing that there is a robot on the other side, and you still insist on probing the grass with your face? Qinnu, too, as an assistant, don't you know how to insert an eye into the grass? Pit coercion, a group of pit coercion, Lao Tzu's first League of Legends in his life, how did you meet your group of pit goods? ”

"And you Jinx, who thinks she is a beautiful woman, is she beautiful? No wonder they are still in the black iron mix for hundreds of games, there are robots and fire girls on the opposite side, and they still have to open a group, and they can still fight? Hit a fart, if Lao Tzu hadn't taken the lead in escaping, this wave of regiments would have come down and sent five kills directly. ”

All kinds of unbearable insults came out of Xie Lang's mouth one after another, who had been silent for a long time.

"yes, five sprays in one second, brother is so stable!"

The corners of Xie Lang's mouth raised slightly, and he secretly wondered: Do you want to play League of Legends when Lao Tzu played back then, do you know what kind of poem his teammates sent to Lao Tzu?

Help me I don't C, if you don't help me, I'll blow up, if you ask me who I am, go on the road to raise my father.

Lao Tzu stroked tens of thousands of League of Legends, the rank is still in Bronze 5, pit 9999 rounds, proficient in all kinds of ways to insult teammates, sell teammates up to tens of thousands, the corpse lies in every corner of the summoner's canyon, practice to the limit to send people's heads, spring water hangs up five sprays a second, has more than 1,000 reasons to hang up, and sells teammates and never looks back.

It's just five sprays in one second, what's it?

Immediately afterwards, a series of system prompts suddenly sounded in Xie Lang's mind:

"Ding!"

"Congratulations to the player for spraying his teammates five times in one second, getting +5 points, and his current rank: Disgraced Black Iron, with 50 points.

"Congratulations to the player for hanging up, your lewd spirit is additionally rewarded by the villain system, and the points are +5! Current rank: Disgraced Black Iron 3, 55 points.

When the teammates in the game heard this, they were instantly dumbfounded.

They have never seen a scolding person who can scold so much, and after a sentence, they don't even take a breath.

Awesome, awesome.

The piano girl was also extremely stunned, as if she didn't expect this Yasuo, who was silent at the beginning, to have such a vicious mouth.

I'm a beautiful woman.

At this time, Galen (Demacia's power), the first in the national uniform, spoke, and said in the camp of the party: "Brothers, I'm sorry, I don't have the money to resurrect, next time I have a chance to fly with you." ”

"What?" Down, Jinx and the piano girl were stunned.

Late Xia Weiliang (Debang Manager): "Brother, the mentality is stable, this can win, the three heads at the beginning are nothing." ”

The first Galen (Demacia Power) in the national server: "I don't want to fight, really, you see that there are such scolding teammates, and it's boring to play." ”

The piano girl was speechless for a while, and immediately sent Xie Lang a thousand-mile transmission, and said in a low voice: "Help stop talking, I'll advance to the competition." ”

Baa Baa Little Fairy (Rampage Lori): "Galen, you're still not a man, Miss Ben spent a thousand yuan to resurrect just after she died, and you're going to quit before you start??" ”

Fairy Joy (Fairy Qinse): "Galen, send you Alipay, I'll transfer you 1,000 yuan to continue playing, okay?" Can you do me a favor in my qualifiers? ”

Mo Xia Wei Liang (Debang Governor): "Beauty, I think you should not transfer money, if you are caught by the system, you will be punished." ”

Xie Lang pulled his neck and said again: "What about the first Galen in the national uniform, just like this?" Spend a woman's money?? Eh, no wonder hundreds of games are still a black iron, and I don't have the money to play your MMP. ”

Xie Lang is still spraying, and the points have only increased by 2 points this time, and the current rank points: 57.

Now League of Legends is like this, after death, in addition to the countdown, the resurrection needs to pay an additional thousand yuan, and then for each subsequent death, the price doubles.

"Yasuo, shut up! Brother Galen, don't be like this, you can be resurrected quickly, how about I give you a friend position if you win? After Jinx and the piano girl came to the lower road, the piano girl finally found an opportunity to continue to send a message to tempt each other.

"Brother Galen, we finally ran into a girl, don't you actually play, people have promised to give you a friend position, I can open the black with you in the future, the game is lost, maybe I have a girlfriend." Zhao Xin properly licked a dog, trying to help the second daughter on the lower road to persuade Galen to resurrect, he had already come to the upper road at this time to help Galen guard the tower.

"Eh, if you lose, you lose, you see, it's also a pit to bring this kind of person to win." Xie Lang still said mockingly on the side.

Originally, Galen was about to be moved by the Qin girl's words, and was ridiculed by Xie Lang like this, so he simply came to the middle lane from the perspective of God and looked at Yasuo operated by Xie Lang: "You seem to be playing well?" A wave of soldiers came down and made up two knives.,Level 1 also learned to step forward and chop.,Spicy chicken.。。 ”

Wow.

At this time, bad news came again from the lower road.

"I'm dizzy, this praying mantis will come down the road after playing the red BUFF, can you guys stop arguing?" The little fairy was so angry that she was already on fire.

This praying mantis appeared too suddenly.

Because she and Qin Nu flashed that they had just made a deal, so the other party would choose to catch them on the way.

Now it seems that the bottom lane has completely collapsed, and the odds of winning are slim to none.

The further back they dragged on, the more Jinx and the Jean Girl couldn't beat Vayne and the robot.

"It's no fun, it's back."

Bite!

Galen, the first in the national server, has withdrawn from the game.

"Holy!" The baa little fairy couldn't help but burst out foul.

Late summer is slightly cool (Debang manager): "??? ”

"Look at you, elementary school students are elementary school students, and they quit before they said a word, with such a fried mentality, playing a fart League of Legends." Xie Lang sneered again.

After saying that, Xie Lang pressed the button on his body, and after waiting in place for eight seconds, a holy light enveloped his body, teleporting him back to the spring.

Fairy Joy (Qin Se Fairy): "You also said that you sprayed people away, woo woo, my qualifier." ”

"Mom. Yes, you woman still blame me, it's all because you are forced to go down the road, saying that you want to break through the next road, but you are blown up, and people are angry with you. ”

Really.

If they had fought better, maybe they would have been resurrected.

Baa Baa Little Fairy (Rampage Lori): "Have you scolded enough?" We're all girls, can't you just talk about virtue? ”

"What's wrong with the girl?" Xie Lang smiled contemptuously, "E-sports, Cai is the original sin, girls can't scold?" ”

Who is Xie Lang, he is a lewd villain, and immediately said confidently, "What I said is the truth, I know that I didn't flash and I don't know how obscene it is, hehehe, I think you two women Black Iron 2 were brought up for money, right?" Pit force, two pit force, Lao Tzu has never won when he meets a female player, I wish you to stay in Black Iron forever, and I won't accompany you. ”

Xie Lang's sentences were full of personal attacks, which were simply heart-piercing.

No wonder this kid hasn't talked about a girlfriend until now, not for nothing.

The two beauties on the next road were scolded by him, and their faces were flushed, especially the qin girl who was scolded by Xie Lang and cried.

They remember this ID deeply - the cute and charming villain!

This revenge is not avenged, not a little woman.

Bite!

After scolding, Xie Lang decisively withdrew from the game.

This retreat, the League of Legends and the villain system news are coming.

Bite!

"Player, you are so unqualified, oh no, you are too talented, even scolding women is so fresh and refined, points +5, current points: 63!"

System, don't do things, don't scold women, as long as you give me rewards and points, I dare to hit women.

"Player, you are really the most pitiful in the history of the sinkhole, your wave of good teammates who quit the game pit is worthy of being the most obscene villain player in history, and the points are +10, and the current points: 73!"