Chapter 11 [The Early Bird Gets Worms (x) and Shoots the Head Bird (√)]
"Whatever you want?"
Girl, your mind is very dangerous, and if you say such things, be careful not to be eaten.
Do you want to put on a show: really ● three years in prison to steal fun, Huangquan Road smiling and walking?
Huang Quan felt that he couldn't laugh.
Is blood to be earned or not to be lost? Come on, come on, the girl will give it to you, and you will earn it one by one.
Is his paper man wife good-looking? Just want him to leave with a smile?
Never, and it promises not to smell real.
With that money, it is better to buy two more sets of clothes for the paper man's wife with 648.
Or to see if the small cream is healthy.
Do you know how expensive it is for two people to eat these days?
Especially Huang Quan, he doesn't know how to cook at all.
It's not as simple as adding a pair of chopsticks.
In particular, he is also facing an employment crisis (fog).
The day before yesterday or yesterday?
Jiangnan University gave him an ultimatum.
The soft girl on the phone seemed to say so.
Soft Girl: "Teacher Huang, this semester is about to start, do you still plan to teach in our school?" ”
Huang Quan: "Call me Huang Quan or Teacher Huang Quan." ”
Soft Girl: "Okay, Mr. Huang, I'll tell you one thing, don't be afraid." ”
Huang Quan: "I am Huang Quan, I will not be afraid." ”
Soft girl: "The vice president told you to get your salary this month, pack up and get out." ”
Huang Quan: "I suspect that bad old man is targeting me, but I have no proof. ”
Soft Girl: "He said that last year, 43 parents and two students complained about you with their real names, saying that you were tireless in destroying people. ”
Huang Quan: "Can you not bring it when you speak?" I don't care if students complain, what are these parents involved in? X Yangyang and X haunted debts I Huangquan can't repay, why do you say that I am tireless in destroying people? Who doesn't know that parents are the most likely group to lose the pot? ”
Soft girl: "Okay, a parent said so: I finally let my lazy son understand the truth that 'early birds have worms', he went to the school's actual combat department early every morning to exercise himself, I was very pleased, but this situation only lasted for a week, I thought he would be good for a three-minute hot beating, but after I was beaten, he told me: Teacher Huang Quan told us that the early birds not only did not eat insects, but also shot the first bird. Burst. ”
Huang Quan: "What are you laughing at?" If you want to hurry, you can't reach it, am I not right? ”
Soft Girl: "You heard me wrong, I'm professionally trained, no matter how funny it is, I won't laugh, unless I can't help it, otherwise I won't laugh." ”
Huang Quan: "You go on. ”
Soft girl: "Then a female student reported: Teacher Huang Quan is not a question of whether he teaches well or not, he is the kind of person, rare, he has never won a fight, and he has never lost if he pretends to be forced." ”
Huang Quan: "Who are you talking about as a female student?" Who doesn't know that I'm a theory teacher, how can I get into a fight with someone? Why do you smear people's innocence? ”
Soft Girl: "I heard that you had a fight with Teacher Li in June, and said to him: What does it mean to use one hand?" Look down on me? But Mr. Li, he only has one hand. ”
Huang Quan: "It was too windy that day, and he moved too fast, so I didn't see it clearly. ”
Soft girl: "There is also a female student who reports: I suspect that Teacher Huang Quan is a gay." ”
Huang Quan: Hang up the phone......
That's about it.
There are always people who want to harm me.
Jealous of his teaching ability.
Who doesn't know that the class he led was the best of that class of graduates?
Until jealousy separates their IQ from JGP.
It is impossible to dismiss, it is impossible to dismiss in this life, every time he goes to class, it is like touching a fish, he likes it there.
It's just that the year-end bonus is gone......
It's infuriating.
"Girl, you know how to eat chicken."
Huang Quan: "??? ”
Damn, where did this obscene voice come from?
Isn't Gu Dye the only one living here?
Didn't I come at some bad time to disturb them to do good deeds?
Let's just say how can it be so quiet.
Do you want to slip away quietly?
"Give me 10086K, it's time to brush the circle, follow me."
Then came Huang Quan's familiar voice.
(ˉ▽ ̄~) cut, it turned out to be hiding in the room and playing a game with people's voices.
I don't see her like an Internet addict girl on weekdays, why don't you even open a store when playing games today?
Just looking for her for something.
'Tuk Tuk'
There was a sharp knock on the door.
Gu Ran was engrossed in dealing with the big man in front of him.
Disturbed by the sudden sound, the movements of his hands slowed down.
A barrage of bullets perfectly avoided the big man in front of him.
Then one appears on the screen, losing the second place.
It's infuriating.
Originally, this gun was hanging on the opposite side, which bastard was knocking on the door? Aren't the doors closed?
With a 'snap', he hammered his hands directly on the keyboard.
[Main Quest: Complete a one-handed chicken meal (0/1) in the state of no less than 5,000 people live broadcast]
[Current Popularity: 8215]
[Remaining time: 4 hours, 21 minutes, 52 seconds]
【Reward: Obtain Unknown Awakening Ability】
Not only did the patronage dye and dye it exploded, but the live broadcast room also blew up.
Chicken chestnut is too beautiful: The anchor said that it is good to live alone?
music: Haha, I pressed the second place, super doubled, made a lot of money, I said I can't eat chicken with one hand.
Boar Overlord: I said that you must eat chicken with two hands, and you can't do it with one hand.
System tone: Thank you Boar Overlord for giving away the rocket X1
Gu Ranran: "There may be a friend looking for me, leave for two minutes." ”
As a result, without waiting for Gu Ran to get up and open the door, Huang Quan pushed the door and came in.
"Why did you just come in?"
Gu Dye definitely didn't care about it in normal times, anyway, he usually came over like this.
But now, she was very unhappy.
She doesn't have to look back to know what the barrage is doing now.
XX: Does the anchor have a boyfriend? Close.
XX: I lost my horse, said that I was single, and returned my gift.
[Current Popularity: 7210]
And it's still going down at a slow pace.
Gu Ranran's face sank and he said angrily: "What's the matter?" ”
If Huang Quan can't say a reason, don't blame her for not giving face and driving people away.
Gu Ranran is not a girl who loves vanity, money and attention don't matter, she only cares about the tasks released by the system, and she has been disturbed by Huang Quan and lost hundreds of viewers, and the difficulty of completing the follow-up tasks may be greatly increased.
"The community sends warmth."
Gu Ranran: "??? ”
Why don't you say check the water meter?
Then he saw Huang Quan push Liu Yue'er, who was hiding behind him, in front of Gu Ranran.
"Can you teach my sister how to do it...... Cook? ”
System tone: Thank you for the Super Rocket X10 presented by Ah Wei's mass grave
[Side Mission: Get 10 Super Rockets at once today (1/1)]
【Quest Reward: Talent Resetter】
Gu Ranran: "???"
Just now, if you don't return a group of people to take the customs, and there are still people who are shouting to return the gifts, why did you suddenly complete the side quest?
Ah Wei's mass grave: Get out of the way of the stinky anchor, don't block my chance to recognize my brother-in-law.