"It's boring."

Bai Xi rolled over on the bed.

"It's a new day."

"Strive, strive!"

"Forget it, it's still comfortable to lie on your stomach."

"Even if it's a salted fish, you have to make the saltiest one."

By noon, Bai Xi couldn't go any longer because he was hungry.

Boiling water, instant noodles.

A small bed, a desk, an old-fashioned computer, and a mobile phone in the dimly lit cottage are all that Bai Xi has to be.

I filled my stomach with instant noodles, turned on the computer and was about to turn over the old game to play, and the moment the screen lit up.

"Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Want to ...... Alive? ”

Yes or no

"No, thank you."

Although I don't understand whether it was hacked or targeted by the so-called main god space, Bai Xi, who is a salted fish, will never be willing to look for that excitement.

Is it bad to be alive?

He didn't point "no", if the main god space existed, the knots of that ball of light were unimaginably low, no matter whether the point was "yes" or "no", I am afraid that he would be pitted, and the next second he would "biu" faint, and then "cold, shaking", when he woke up, he would see a scar-faced man sneering and saying to himself: "Waste, you are the worst quality of the people who came this time!" ”

Not an elite white-collar worker, nor a psychopathic killer.

Otaku.

The lowest level of the food chain.

has no ambition and eats salted fish waiting to die.

Bai Xi turned off the computer, unplugged the power cord, and in order to prevent the rejection of the "kindness", the main god sent a Sadako over in anger, and also put the monitor down, Sadako wanted to drill out of the screen, and her face would be pressed against the table.

Plan to pass!

If you can't play on the computer, then play with the phone.

Bai Xi intends to fight the landlord with joy.

6,000 happy beans per day, free of charge!

Flattered.

The biggest surprise of every day is the penguins.

"Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Want to ...... Alive? ”

Again?

Is it a hacker or not?

Even mobile phones can be hacked, if you are a hacker, I would like to call you the strongest hacker!

Putting down the phone, Bai Xi planned to wash his face and calm down.

When I entered the bathroom and looked in the mirror, I saw a childish young face, half-short hair, big eyes, a small nose, and pale red lips??? Of course, as an otaku who eats and waits for death, the dark circles under his eyes that stay up late to play games are also essential.

The mirror image on the mirror suddenly disappeared, and two lines of words emerged:

"Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Want to ...... Alive? ”

Bai Xi: "......"

He left with a blank face and returned to his bedside.

Sit down.

seems to be as stable as a poi, but in fact, it is a batch of panic.

He knew he was in trouble.

It's a big deal!

If there is still the possibility of hacking computers and mobile phones, then the appearance of handwriting in the mirror is beyond the scope of comprehension.

The man...... No, that ball of light, it's eyeing itself!

Anyway, he is just a salted fish who has no specialties, what to do, that undisciplined ball of light, why should he focus on himself? Obviously!

There is only one truth:

Lack of cannon fodder!

The main god space, the kind with a mortality rate of 99%! And ninety percent of the first world is Resident Evil - and then this salted fish, who has no expertise and can't do anything, will be bitten alive by zombies...... In other words, among the first batch of people, how many can they survive until they die?

Well, if there is a yellow-haired gangster, then it must die first.

Who is the second? Green tea?

So who will be the third to die?

Bai Xi lowered his head and looked at himself.

Salted fish.

He could almost imagine that the ball of light was staring at him insidiously, with a sinister smile on his face: "You are a dead runner!" ”

"Forget it, go to sleep."

I woke up and it was fine, it was all hallucinations and it didn't scare me.

Wake up.

It was still a small rental house that had not been teleported to an inexplicable place, and Bai Xi breathed a sigh of relief.

Not to mention the main god space.

Crossing the other world, being a dragon and a dragon, and being a beautiful woman in the Tianhou Palace, I don't want to be 3,000.

It's so tiring.

Or be a salted fish easily.

Entering the bathroom, Bai Xi didn't dare to look up at the mirror, picked up the basin and received a basin of water, ready to wash his face again to calm down.

On the clear water, a line of words slowly emerged.

"Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Want to ...... Alive? ”

Bai Xi: "......"

"Damn, there's no end to it!"

Bai Xi has already left his anger, I have made it so clear that I refuse, do you still have to rely on me?

"Please, I know you're looking at me, but...... This kind of thing can't be forced, there will be no happiness if you are reluctant to be together, you look at me, if you have the ability or not, if you want to be passionate or not, even if you need a trick, at least you have to find an actor like Yin Tianqiu who has self-cultivation, pull me away, even if I am a salted fish, it will lower your level. ”

"I really want to find a trick, I recommend one, there is a big brother on the third floor of the left turn of the corridor outside this rental house, there is a big brother who is messing around, people don't talk much, that guy is definitely more suitable than me to be a trick, thank you!"

"The so-called autumn breeze is clear, the autumn moon is bright, the fallen leaves are gathered and scattered, the jackdaws are frightened, and the lovesickness knows when to see each other? Embarrassed at this moment! Let's say goodbye and meet again in the rivers and lakes...... No, we don't have a chance, and we'll never come to me. ”

After saying this, Bai Xi turned his head back to the bedroom and picked up his phone in fear.

There is no maddening line on it.

"Finally gone."

Bai Xi wiped his sweat.

The undisciplined light ball of the main god space.

O plague god!

He let out a long breath, and was about to fight two landlords first, the greatest meaning of life every day is nothing more than this! Suddenly, some spots of light gradually appeared on the screen of the phone.

In Bai Xi's dull gaze.

These points of light gathered into a ball of light in the void in front of him.

The ball of light in the main god space has come to my house?

Bai Xi couldn't help but scold:

“shift！”

Is this to pull business?

Don't you want to be so desperate!

It's just that I rejected you, and the big ball of light in the main god space actually found it by itself!

What about your self-esteem?

What about your festival?

Bai Xi's expression gradually changed from shock to anger, from anger to despair, and finally from despair to resignation.

Mourning is greater than the death of the heart, the heart is like dead ashes, and the ashes do not slip away......

Computers, mobile phones, instant noodles, sanitary napkins, and warm quilts, let's see you again in the next life.

I'd rather bite my tongue and kill myself than be bitten to death by a zombie.

I kill myself!

Bai Xi opened his mouth, his tongue sticked out, and his upper and lower teeth closed and bit hard.

Damn!

It hurts so much (T_T)

Who said you can kill yourself by biting your tongue?

Stand up, I'm going to beat you to death before I die!

The ball of light floating in the air above the phone suddenly made a embarrassing voice: "Boom." ”

The sound made Bai Xi get goosebumps and almost jump up and punch it.

"Why don't you want to be my master even if you die?"

"Is that how people are disliked?"

"Boom ......"

Bai Xi: "!! ”

Wait, this script doesn't seem right!

Lord, master?

The master of the big ball of light in the main god space!

It's not a delicious Lori though.

But it's a ball of light!

Call me my master?

Whoa!

I feel like I'm at the pinnacle of my life!

Bai Xi said seriously: "So, can you call me Ernie sauce?" ”