Chapter 22: Star-Lord's Cellmate
In a five-star cell.
Star-Lord's eyes were fixed on the corner, where there was a stainless steel basin.
Star-Lord knew exactly what it was for.
He's struggling......
Use?
Or not?
After staring at it for a long time, Star-Lord gritted his teeth, was ruthless, quickly unbuttoned his trouser belt, and aimed at: "Can a living person be suffocated by urine?" Afraid of what. There are no ladies here. ”
"Yes~" Christina's voice suddenly appeared.
Just as it was cool, Star-Lord sighed, and was so frightened that he was so frightened that he was scared and peed directly: "Waterfack!" He hurriedly packed up the tools of the crime, stared blankly, and looked around blankly.
But there was no one.
"Hahaha...... Interesting. ”
In the opposite cell, there was a thin and tall prisoner who immediately laughed wildly when he saw Star-Lord's embarrassed appearance.
Star-Lord's face turned pale, and he was very dissatisfied with his fellow inmate.
Soon after he came in, the other party took the initiative to greet him. I ignore it, and the other party also talks endlessly.
Star-Lord could see that the other party had been imprisoned here for some time. Otherwise, people wouldn't be so boring. I actually wanted to teach him seventy-two ways to use stainless steel basins.
Star-Lord has been locked in a glass cell for seven days.
I don't know what happened outside. I don't know if Yongdu sent someone to find him. How Star-Lord wishes to see his most beloved Yongdu again......
"Hey! I know you can see me. I think it's a misunderstanding. Star-Lord raised his head and waved at what looked like a surveillance device in the corner of the room, "Let me out, how about we talk?" ”
No one responded to him.
The lady who said "I'm here" just now is gone.
The lady seems to be enjoying pranks. Every time, when he was most unexpected, he suddenly jumped out to scare him.
The other party seemed to be staring at him all the time.
That's not bad news. It shows that the master here still values him very much as a prisoner.
At least not to put themselves to death immediately.
Star-Lord thought to himself.
An interstellar thief like him has the consciousness that after being caught by the bitter master, he will be executed on the spot according to various terms and regulations of different planets.
The only way to deal with this is not to get caught.
Star-Lord has developed a transcendent skill for this. From childhood to adulthood, the few votes he has done have been invincible. Originally, he thought that this time he would easily succeed and get the five million star coins he dreamed of.
But who would have thought that as soon as he came in, he was discovered by the owner here. In the end, another thief took the lead.
"The guy who got ahead of the game seemed to have a fluffy face. Why does it always feel like a raccoon? Star-Lord had always had this doubt in his mind. That last glimpse brought back his long-ago memories of the Earth. Star-Lord sighed, homesick.
"At the very least, give me my Walkman!" Star-Lord opened his arms to the surveillance head and posed for a long time, but no one paid attention to him.
Star-Lord reluctantly lowered his arms and sat down weakly against the wall.
The fellow inmate on the other side said at this time: "Don't shout, no one will come to see you if you shout and cut your throat." Trust me, I tried. ”
"Who are you?" Star-Lord had a match or not, so he had to chat with the other party.
"My name is Malekith. I'm imprisoned here, just like you. ”
Star-Lord's cellmate is none other than the dark elf Malekith.
Malekith was now dressed as a beggar, and his original clothes were worn to tatters, but he could not change them.
In this five-star cell, except for the stainless steel basin pipe, there are no other services. Very user-friendly.
Star-Lord could see that this guy named Malekith had been here for too long, and there was something wrong with his head. It's really unimaginable, what kind of torture it is, tossing the other party like this?
Star-Lord shuddered unconsciously. He didn't want this kind of thing.
"So, you're going to sell me seventy-two uses of stainless steel basins?" Star-Lord asked.
"Hahaha!" Malekith looked up to the sky and laughed, and then stared straight at Star-Lord, looking like he was selling the palm of the gods: "Believe me, young man, sooner or later you will understand, here, it's your sky, your earth, your destiny, your joys and sorrows, it's your everything!" ”
"What is it?" Star-Lord looked confused.
"Big ...... Stainless steel basins. ”
"......" Star-Lord cried, "I want to go home." ”
"This is home!" Malekith swore by it.
"Oh my god, you're a madman."
"I'm not crazy! I'm not crazy! I'm not crazy! Malekith suddenly began to take his head and keep banging against the glass wall, hitting it so loudly that he kept saying "Knock knock" while saying "I'm not crazy!" I'm not crazy! Hahaha...... I'm not crazy! ”
"Who's going to save me......"
Star-Lord was distressed and held his head. He didn't want to be like this.
Malekith stopped hitting the wall: "Trust me, no one will come to save you." ”
"How long have you been locked up here?" Star-Lord asked.
"It's been five thousand years." Malekith replied. After thinking about it, he added: "The stainless steel basin is full again and again...... Over and over...... Again and again ......"
"Stop!" Star-Lord was on the verge of throwing up.
"Trust me, no one will come to your rescue." Malekith grinned grimly, grinning, and pressed his face against the glass wall: "Only the little demon will keep squeezing the darkness from your body." Devour your soul. Condenses into crystals. Other than that, you and I, we can stay here together forever. Hahaha! ”
"Extracting the energy of darkness?" Star-Lord was confused.
"Yes. That's a little devil. Behind him, there stood countless great demon kings. They are darker than us dark elves...... They are the darkest of the universe. They are ......"
Malekith was foaming at the mouth when the cell door suddenly opened, and Luke walked in on his short legs.
"No, no, no!" Malekith looked frightened and shrank back. It was as if the most terrible thing in the world was about to befall him.
However, Luke ignored him.
Luke walked straight to Star-Lord's glass cell and stopped. Raising his little face, he looked at Star-Lord and asked, "Do you want to go out?" ”
Star-Lord nodded stunnedly, "Yes." ”
"Then I'll let you out. However, you have to promise me one condition. Luke smiled brightly, innocent and harmless.
"I'm willing to say anything!" When Star-Lord heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and the chick nodded quickly.
"Assistant, open the door." Luke snapped his fingers into the air.
"Bilibili"
Star-Lord's glass cell, which immediately began to detach and disintegrate.
The nanotechnology-shaped glass cell faded to the ground like an ant in an instant.
"Cool." Star-Lord complimented, smiling wryly. He regretted it very much now, he shouldn't have been greedy for those five million Star Coins.
The owner of this room obviously has a lot of background. I'm afraid it's on par with Xandal. It's too easy to pinch him to death this little ant. I just don't know when he will be able to see the master here, he will definitely express his sincerest apologies to the other party in person.
"Follow me." Luke hooked his fingers, then stepped out of his short legs and went out first.
Star-Lord followed, happily leaving the cell. Before leaving, he did not forget to his fellow inmates and waved goodbye.
In the glass cell, Malekith looked confused.
After a few moments, Malekith was mad, screaming, and began to take his head again, constantly banging against the glass wall: "This-no-fair-even! ”
Christina's leisurely voice sounded: "Hmph~ There is no sense of a villain." ”