Chapter 121 The Almighty Old Godmother and the Magical Ma Yinglong
Enduring the guidance and criticism along the way, the group of three finally left the teaching building and came to a secluded lake nearby, Jiang Yunfeng put down the package, untied the outer silk scarf and spread it on the grass. I opened the lid of Erina's expensive black-lacquered multi-layered lunch box, and the first layer was filled with fried shrimp, fried chicken, tempura with tartar sauce, golden and crispy, even though it was already cold, it was still fragrant, swallowed saliva, and held it with both hands and set it aside. The second layer is a combination of seasonal vegetables and fruits. The third layer is Tamakoyaki and Nagasaki cake and strawberry Daifuku, and the last layer is the main dish, which consists of nori rolls and rice balls, respectively, and a thermos pot, presumably miso soup.
Xingping Chuangzhen looked at the home-cooked lunch in his hand, and then looked at the luxurious lunch spread out on silk by Jiang Yunfeng, and couldn't help but sigh, "Miss Nagi is worthy of being the eldest lady, the lunch is many times more luxurious than us civilians, but the amount is so big and small, can you finish it?" ”
"Cut~ I want you to take care of it!" Erina Nagikiri impatiently spat Kohei Somana. After taking the rosewood chopsticks that Jiang Yunfeng had offered with both hands after wiping them with disinfectant tissues, he bypassed Kohei Chuangzhen, who was sitting on the ground, with a look of disgust, and walked to the other side to sit down, ready to enjoy his luxurious lunch. As for why Jiang Yunfeng helped spread out the lunch box, in the past, all this was handled by the personal little secretary Xinhu Scarlet, but today the little secretary did not follow this eldest lady, if he didn't take care of this delicate girl, he could guarantee that this arrogant little cat would survive the afternoon physical education class hungry.
"Grunt~" Jiang Yunfeng, who was rubbing his stomach, laughed at himself in his heart: It's really a professional habit, he wants customers to eat delicious food, and he always ignores himself. Smiled awkwardly, "I don't have a bento. . . You eat first, and I'll go to the kiosk and see if there's anything to cushion my stomach. After speaking, he was about to turn around and leave, but was stopped by Erina Nagikiri, "The nearest store here is at least 1 hour away from the school bus, and the lunch break is not enough for you to go back and forth." For the first time, Jiang Yunfeng hated the huge size of the school he studied, so he reluctantly walked to the lake and started the idea of a koi swimming happily in the water.
"The koi fish in the lake are fed with feed and hormones, so if you want to eat them, just catch them." Seeing Jiang Yunfeng squatting by the lake, the whole person wilted, Erina Nagi couldn't help but chuckle out with a chuckle, "I told you not to prepare lunch, forget it~ Look at how pitiful you are, eat mine, there are so many anyway. ”
"Really?"
"If you want to eat, hurry up and do it, before I change my mind!"
"Yes, yes, Miss Xie Nagi gave me a banquet, I am very grateful!!" Jiang Yunfeng grabbed a rice ball in his left hand and fried shrimp in his right hand, and his eating appearance was still as ugly as ever. Erina glanced at her with disdain, and she also picked up a fried shrimp herself, biting lightly with her small mouth, and her eyebrows were slightly wrinkled, although the whole box of bento dishes was her own handiwork, but the noble 'Tongue of God' was obviously not satisfied.
Seeing Erina Nagi put down her chopsticks, Jiang Yunfeng hurriedly swallowed the food in his mouth. Ask "What's wrong, isn't it with your appetite?" It's a dish of scarlet sand, right? I think it's delicious, really! Kohei Chuangzhen, who has always been self-cooked, also tasted the luxurious bento, and from the fact that he was stuffed with food and didn't have time to speak, but he kept nodding his head, it was obvious that he agreed with Jiang Yunfeng's statement.
"You don't understand!" Erina Nagi glanced at the two foodies disdainfully, and said, "I did all this, and my 'tongue of the gods' is not satisfied at all. After hearing this, Jiang Yunfeng suddenly thought of something, hurriedly put down the food in his hand, pulled the express carton that he was carrying with him for a while, tore off the seal, took out a can of beautifully packaged hot sauce from the carton, tore off the plastic seal, and unscrewed the lid. A fresh and spicy smell that Kohei Soma and Erina had never smelled before spread. "This smell ... It's much more fragrant than the vat of red oil you made yesterday at Senior Jiume! Just asking makes you have an appetite, so let me taste it!! Kohei Soma Monkey hurriedly scooped a spoonful from the glass jar, mixed it into his own poop, and then took a bite "Hmm!! Delicious!! The chili pepper is very spicy, but it is also very fragrant, and unlike the mapo tofu that I grew up with, although it is spicy, it is very soft and spicy!! Erina Nagi looked at the glass jar hot sauce in Jiang Yunfeng's hand with a white apron printed on the logo, and swallowed involuntarily.
A small spoon scoops up some hot sauce in a glass jar and spreads evenly on top of the fried shrimp, opening your lips lightly. Erina Nagi tentatively took a small bite tentatively, and an indescribable delicacy immediately spread in her mouth, and her slender jade hand covered her lips, what kind of noble daughter of a family, the reserve of a famous lady was all forgotten at this moment, Erina was like a little girl who ate her favorite toffee, bouncing and jumping. After trying the fried shrimp, you can change the fried chicken, tempura, seasonal vegetables, fruits, tamagoyaki, nori rolls, rice balls, and even Nagasaki cake and strawberry Daifuku as desserts. After trying all of the above, Jiang Yunfeng immediately stopped Miss Erina's next crazy test, because she wanted to add chili sauce to the miso soup...
"Ahem~" Looking at Erina Nagikiri, who was holding the hot sauce she took from her hand in her arms, Jiang Yunfeng coughed a few times in embarrassment, and asked with a smile, "How does it taste?" Do you like it, big lady? ”
"Like!!" Erina Nagi answered without hesitation, looking at the glass jar, but unfortunately did not know Chinese, and said, "Just like Kohei said, although this hot sauce is very spicy, it is very spicy, and the oil in it is not vegetable oil, nor is it general animal fat, it is chicken fat!" I couldn't taste a lot of the spices, everything was perfect under the tandem of tempeh, and the diced chicken in the hot sauce was fried in fat until it was charred and crispy!! It's like a loving grandmother caressing the top of my head. "Pull out all the words of praise you can think of without hesitation.
That's right! Held in the arms of Erina Nagikiri, she refuses to let go of hot sauce is a must-have sauce for all Chinese students and other Chinese people studying abroad, and it is she who soothes our hungry hearts in every lonely, lonely, and empty night. Wherever we go, we feel like home when we see her, and it's a versatile hot sauce that instantly sublimates the flavor when you add instant noodles or a simple lunch box. The high-end banquet also has her graceful figure. She is known as the 'national goddess' - the old godmother!!
"This hot sauce is made by the Obasang (aunt) on the trademark? What is your name? This Obasan must be a special chef too, right? Erina Nagikiri asked questions excitedly, and Kohei Soma on the side also pricked up his ears. Uh~~" Jiang Yunfeng, who was cornered by the sincere eyes of the two people who coexisted with desire and curiosity, had to confess honestly, "That's right, this can of chili sauce is produced by the Obasang company, called 'Lao Gan Ma', and the flavor is flavored chicken fat chili sauce." Obasang is not a Grand Cru chef, but in China she is the second in chili sauce, and no one dares to call her first. No grandmaster, including the 'Seven Uniques', would not dare to challenge her in the field of hot sauce, even if she is the absolute authority in the hot sauce industry all over the world, a master-level figure, a palace-level master!! ”
"Oh~~!! awesome" Kohei Chuangzhen bowed to the rice mixed with the old godmother in his hand. Erina tasted it carefully a few bites, but she didn't taste the recipe for the hot sauce, and finally gave up the delicate danger Jiang Yunfeng "Now the school festival Whether it is the cloister area, the central area, or the Gaotai area, the store has been allocated. As long as you tell me the recipe for this hot sauce, I'll let you set up a stall in front of my store, how about it be a good deal, right? ”
"No way!" Jiang Yunfeng refused without hesitation, the old godmother was sacred in his mind, even if he knew the recipe, he didn't try to make it, just to preserve that mystery, "The eldest lady wants to know anything else, as long as I know, I can tell you, and I can even teach you by hand, but this is the only one I refuse!" ”
Erina Nagi couldn't help but look at Jiang Yunfeng stupidly, it was the first time since he met him that he rejected himself directly and resolutely. Biting his lip, his eyes began to accumulate tears, and he continued to ask, "Is it really not?" ”
"No! This one really doesn't work! There is no store for the school festival, I can push a tricycle and sell it along the street, and I can't exchange the master's recipe for a stall! ”
Seeing that the request was fruitless, Erina wiped away her tears and said, "If you don't want to give it, forget it, give Miss Ben a little time to analyze the formula!" It's not impossible for me to help you with the problem of the school festival stall.,It's not impossible for me to help you with the scarlet sand today.,After school, you accompany me to a place.,Get back what belongs to me.。 ”
"The entire far moon belongs to your family, what else do you need to pick up in person, Miss?"
"You talk a lot of nonsense!! To go or not to go? ”
"Go, but go~" Jiang Yunfeng stretched out his hand with a hippie smile, hoping that Erina Nagi could return the bottle of old godmother to him, "That. . . Can you give me back my old godmother? ”
"Ahh
"Ouch~~~ Miss, can you do something reasonable? I bought this bottle on Amazon and it cost $11.95! ”
"Hmph~~╭(╯^╰)╮"
Xingping Chuangzhen saw that Jiang Yunfeng was asking for a deflated meal, and couldn't help laughing. Jiang Yunfeng glanced at Chuangzhenjun with disdain, and found that Chuangzhenjun's lunch box was empty at this moment, so he took out the ointment that came with a gift sale from the mail-order carton and handed it over, "Take it, maybe you can use it tonight." ”
"What is this, is it also food?" Chuangzhenjun, who also did not know Chinese, played with the ointment in his hand.
"It's not food!! Selling it on 'Amazon' for $8.5, I spent more than $30 on these two little things with postage! This ointment is given to you, it can save you and make you yourself. There is no need to twist and twist in order to suppress the urge of the rectum. It allows you to dance in the toilet and pour out all the troubles of the past few days with pride and pride!! ”
Xingping Chuangzhen immediately felt a chill when he heard this, although he didn't know Chinese, he instinctively felt that the ointment on his hand was an incredible thing, and asked carefully, "Ah Feng, what is the name of this thing?" What for? ”
"Oh ~ 'Ma Yinglong hemorrhoids cream', for the treatment of hemorrhoids, of course, I have no opinion if you want to apply it to your mouth."
The ointment smashed into Jiang Yunfeng's head with a sound of breaking the sky, and along with it, Xingping Chuangzhen roared, "Fuck you!! ”。。。。 (To be continued)