"Oops, oops, I'm going to be late!! The supermarket in City A has a big sale, especially the steak, which is an unprecedented discount. Definitely, it must be fast, it must be fast, it must be faster, and run to City A before the end of the discount event. Be quick! Be quick! And even faster! ”

A bald head in a yellow tights, a white cape and red gloves is running for his life. While running fast, he muttered in his mouth.

The speed of this bald head is very fast, his speed has exceeded the speed of sound, and even exceeds the speed of light, the whole person is like a yellow lightning, fleeting, and the people on the road can't even find out about his existence, only after he rushes for a few seconds, a gust of wind blows, lifting the skirts of the girls one by one.

"Yikes!"

"Why is there such a strong wind all of a sudden, damn it!"

"Bastard, it's gone!"

"White, white."

"Okay, I'm so excited, it's amazing that this wind is coming."

The bald head didn't even think about the consequences of his high-speed charge, all he had left in his mind was the steak he was playing, and everything else had completely disappeared from his mind.

The speed of the bald head is too fast, such a speed has even made the space begin to distort, and even under such a high-speed charge, not only space, but even time has begun to twist.

Kiss~~~

A peculiar voice suddenly sounded.

"Huh? It felt like something was wrong. Forget it, the discounted steak is the most important thing, I haven't eaten meat in a long time. So the world is big, and the discounted steak is the largest. ”

The bald head muttered, but he didn't stop at all, and the figure flashed.

And at the moment when the bald head disappeared, like a broken mirror, some broken space fragments appeared out of thin air, and then a woman wearing a yellow robe appeared, and the most peculiar thing was that this woman turned out to be also a bald head!

"It's here, a spatial passage suddenly appeared, although it was only a flash, but it still left some traces, but, what about the intruder?" The bald woman frowned slightly, her eyes scanned the surroundings, and there was no sign of an intruder at all.

"Who the hell is it? Dormammu or an invader from another dimension? The bald woman muttered to herself: "It's just that it seems that there is no trace left here except for the remnants of space, there are no dark energy fluctuations, and there are no other energy fluctuations." So, it's just a space-time passage that is broken by accident? Or a black hole that suddenly appears and disappears? ”

The bald woman didn't find any clues at all, so she could only shake her head in the end, and then stretched out her hands, and a magic circle formed in her hands, and magic appeared from the magic array, wiping it away where there were residual space-time energy fluctuations, erasing all traces.

"I don't know if it's good or bad. Let's hope there aren't too many surprises. After the bald woman finished speaking, she drew a circle with her palm, and a circular space door appeared, stepping into it, the space door disappeared, and there was no trace of it anymore.

……

“…… So that's it! What the hell is this place! Why don't you know each other at all? Where is this? Am I lost? No!!! My Discounted Steak!! The bald guy Saitama let out a mournful cry, his legs weakened, he fell to his knees, his hands propped on the ground, tears rolling in his eyes, his economic conditions have been very bad recently, he has not eaten meat for a long, long time.

"Squeak—"

A sports car almost stopped against Saitama Sensei's body, and the man with a mustache in the sports car frowned slightly, looked at Saitama Sensei who was blocking the road, and pressed the horn twice: "The clown who is blocking the road, please give way, I don't have time to watch this clown show now." ”

Saitama sensei looked up blankly, looked at the sports car that almost hit him, and looked at the man sitting in the sports car and frowning at him. touched his bald head: "That, excuse me, do you know how to get around City A?" I seem to be lost. ”

"What?" Tony Stark couldn't help but be stunned for a moment when he heard Saitama ask this question.

Tony Stark He thought about many situations, like Saitama, who was dressed in fancy clothes, looked like a clown actor with a bald head, he thought that maybe Saitama would ask him for some money as a clown performance fee, or other situations, but he didn't expect that the other party would ask him for directions at this time.

"Well, I'm going to City A, where the steak is on sale, and the time is almost over, so I have to rush to the supermarket before the sale ends, so, do you know how to get to City A?" Saitama sensei pulled out a somewhat crumpled leaflet with the word "discount" written on it.

"So, you stopped Mr. Tony Stark, the richest man in the world, just to ask if you could buy a discounted steak?" Tony Stark's expression was as strange as it was.

"Uh-huh, there's not much time left, so, where is City A? Please let me know okay? Saitama nodded vigorously and looked at Tony Stark with those eyes that looked like dead fish.

"It's not funny." Tony Stark had a straight face.

"Huh? Joke? No way? Obviously this leaflet says steak discounts? Saitama Teacher hurriedly looked at the leaflet with the word discount written on it again.

"This Mr. Clown, are you an actor who graduated from acting? I have to say that your acting skills are good. I don't have the time to play this clown show game with you, though. Tony Stark pouted: "So, get out of the way!" ”

Saitama was still looking dumbfounded, and after scratching his bald head twice, he realized that he didn't understand what the guy who called himself Tony Stark was saying. However, Saitama still took two steps to the side and gave way to the position: "That-"

"Well, seeing that you impressed me in this peculiar way, I'm giving you a chance, here's my business card, you can take it to Stark Industries for an interview. I have to say that your way of applying for a job is very novel and very good, and I am deeply impressed, especially your image is very distinctive, and I will probably not forget it in a short time. Tony Stark gave Saitama a thumbs up.

"Huh?" Saitama looked at the business card in his hand blankly, and he still didn't understand what was going on. But it seems that the other party wants to find a job for himself?

"That I-"

"Whoosh!"

Tony Stark's sports car rushes straight past Saitama.

"Well, you haven't told me how to get to City A......" Saitama looked at the departing sports car and muttered what he wanted to say.

PS: Some readers may ask why Saitama can speak English and understand English? That's unreasonable. Well, the explanation given by the author is that this Saitama teacher rushed out of the English version. Or, in fact, whether it is Saitama sensei or Tony Stark, they all speak Chinese, because the version they are in is both in Chinese.

It's very reasonable to explain this way, just like in Japanese anime, the whole world speaks Japanese, in Hollywood movies, the whole universe speaks English, then in this book, everyone speaks Chinese, which is also very reasonable, right?