Well?

Lao Tzu didn't trouble you, do you dare to provoke first?

"Funny Monster is angry and has a low opinion of you to -1"

As soon as the words fell, Lin Yuan immediately threw the seven-point oblique bangs to the ground, and punched him with his fist.

[Player ID: Seven points oblique bangs and three points of sass.]

Class: Assassin

Level: 0 (0/100)

HP：150

MP：60

Attack 42--- Defense 20--- Spirit Power 10--- Attack Speed 0.8--- Critical Strike Chance 1% --- Toughness 0% ---Movement Speed 5]

In order to better upgrade the monster in the early stage, the seven-point oblique bangs are full of points, and the 20-point defense can withstand the attack of Lin Yuan with 35 attack power.

Although Lin Yuan has no attack skills, and his shots rely entirely on basic attacks, but Rao is a basic attack, and this poor assassin can't stand it, let alone after entering the combat state, the burning effect of the Sun Flame Cloak is also good.

-5，-5，-5，-5......

A series of damage points floated out above the head of the seven-point oblique bangs, and the health bar quickly bottomed out.

Although he fought back the whole time, even if he used the basic skill "Cross Slash", he could only deal 82 points of damage with one blow, and even if he was lucky and hit a critical hit, the damage would only be more than 100 points, and he would not be able to break Lin Yuan's defense at all.

-1，-1，Miss，-1，Miss......

This damage is not as high as the amount of blood that the madman brought to Lin Yuan.

Even, if it weren't for the fact that the minimum damage value was 1 instead of 0, he wouldn't even be able to deal this damage.

[System: Player "Seven Minutes Oblique Bangs and Three Points Sass" is killed by a funny monster]

The light flashed, and the poor seven-point oblique bangs were sent back to Dali Village.

Under the abyss mask, Lin Yuan showed a lewd smile, and immediately sat back on the stone on the side, and continued with a melancholy expression: "I have a huge treasure, but I don't have a close friend, I really want to give the treasure to someone who is destined."

“......”

Tie Taizhuang and the four looked at Lin Yuan in a daze, speechless.

Isn't your own captain going to set the historic record of being the first player to be killed by an NPC?

The premise of "Nine Skies" is that once a player is killed in the wild, he will lose a certain amount of experience, equipment durability, and one-tenth of his money.

Therefore, the seven-point oblique bangs and three-point sao can be described as a heavy loss this time.

His experience has not fallen, because he has not gained experience at all, but the durability of the novice pack is a few points less, and the money has dropped by 4 copper, which is the money for two bottles of low-grade medicine.

"That...... Shall we wait for him here, or shall we go back to the city to find him? Tie Taizhuang asked.

"Wait here"

Tianqingyu answered, and immediately walked towards Lin Yuan.

"Xiaoyu, what are you going to do?"

"What else can I do, go and see if I'm destined to be someone"

Tian Qingyu playfully stuck out her tongue and came to Lin Yuan excitedly.

She's not stupid, she just wants to try it once and stop it, after all, this thing is the same concept as the lottery in other games.

The so-called life sometimes has to be there, and there is no time in life to force it.

So, she tentatively gave Lin Yuan 1 copper.

"Sister, you are the person I am looking for"

Lin Yuan hugged Tianqingyu, but he was only a little more than 1 meter tall, and he couldn't even reach people's waists, so he could only hug the long legs.

At the same time, he gave Tian Qingyu a blood tonic.

Well, of course, this blood tonic was given to him by the little assassin just now.

2 copper drugs sold for 1 copper, for his boss is definitely not a loss, after all, the game currency can be sold for money, and no one wants to spend real money to buy medicines.

(°Д°)

Tian Qingyu was stunned, thinking that this funny monster would give him some kind of superb equipment, but the result was ...... Dare to love yourself, a destined person, who only earned one potion, or a low-level potion of 2 copper.

This fate is too shallow!

"Shall I cry? Or should I laugh? ”

Tian Qingyu smiled stiffly and returned to his teammates.

However, her success has made the three teammates eager to give it a try, or at least it proves that this NPC won't cheat everyone for their money.

Tie Taizhuang came to Lin Yuan, stroked the bangs in front of his forehead, grinned, his white teeth glittered in the sun, as if he had used extravagant black toothpaste.

Bite!

【+1 B)

"Fate has not yet arrived"

Bite!

【+1 B)

"Fate has not yet arrived"

Bite!

【+1 B)

“......”

Do you think you're a beautiful young lady, and you dare to tease me with 1 bronze and 1 copper?

Hurry up and get rough.

Lin Yuan stood up speechlessly, changed his state to a killing state, and said angrily: "The comic monster's tolerance for you has reached the limit, please don't continue to provoke"

"I'll rub it, Lao Tzu is so handsome, why don't you give me a blood tonic too"

Tetsu Taizhuang looked indignant, but when he saw the funny monster rushing towards him, he immediately slipped back.

Subsequently, the remaining two teammates also made separate attempts.

As a result, without exception, they were all told that fate had not arrived.

But fortunately, they are all more sensible, and they don't lose as much as the seven-point oblique bangs and three-point sass.

Soon, the squad left, but other players rushed in.

Lin Yuan's business can be described as extremely hot, you can easily make a lot of money by pretending to be an NPC, where can you find such a good job?

When you meet a young lady, hug your thighs and send away some worthless things.

What should I do if I meet a rough man?

Then it can only be fate.

However, this method only took 1 hour, and the market took a sharp turn, so that he had no choice but to give up this business.

Because the story of his funny monster has spread among the players.

"There's an NPC called Funny Monster outside Dahlia Village, and this NPC is so special.

If it's a male player, this thing will hack your stuff.

If it's a female player, and it's a beautiful girl to hook up, this unconscionable thing will say that it is destined, and then give you something less valuable than what you give and send you away.

So, according to my experience as a veteran gamer, this NPC was released by the goose factory to recycle the game currency."

"Strange?

Is this funny monster only in your district? Why didn't I come across it?"

"This funny monster is the same as a child.,It's very cute.,This goddess will give him 1 copper every day in the future.,Tease him.,Hehehehehe"

On the official website forum, the funny post about Lin Yuan occupied the entire page for a while, and the evaluation of him was also mixed.

Male players hate him to the core, and some female players are also eager to hang him up and have a 360° hanging, but some players fall into his appearance (want to keep him as a pet).

What's even more exaggerated is that some players are so angry that they quit the game and start frantically calling customer service to complain.

At this moment, the headquarters of the goose factory has become a pot of porridge.

In the 3901 office on the 39th floor of the building, the boss Ma Feiteng looked at the high-level executives with an iron face, and the silent appearance made the atmosphere of the office extremely depressing.

......