Chapter Eighty-Three: The Red-Eyed Koale
Red-eyed koala, red-eyed, and without a tail...... Isn't this nonsense?
In fact, many people have long thought that bears do not have tails, but in fact, bears have tails, but the tails are too short for many people to see. m.
The red-eyed koala is a real bear without a tail, and the advantage of this lack of tail is that it is...... Ah, there are no advantages. It's just that there is no tail.
The red-eyed koala in front of Zhen Xiang and them was walking towards the two of them step by step, and its mouth kept dripping saliva, Zhen Xiang could also see that the purpose of that guy should be the roasted bamboo rat in his hand, right?
Tang Yihan pointed at the red-eyed koala with the bamboo rat leg bone that had been gnawed in his hand and scolded: "Who are you!" Seeing that this goddess is here, she still doesn't kneel down and surrender?! ”
Zhen Xiang hurriedly pulled Tang Yihan away and said, "Are you stupid?" You've said that none of these monsters know you now, so what's the use of saying this? It just wants this bamboo rat in our hands...... Just give it to it. ”
"What is? How can a bamboo rat with a mouth fall into the hands of others? Don't you know that the people live on food? We were hungry all night and finally caught this bamboo rat. ”
"It wasn't caught, it happened to be stoned."
Tang Yihan paused for a moment, then said: "We finally happened to crush this bamboo rat to death, how can we let this bamboo rat fall into the hands of others?" I think I said it...... You just can't give it anyway! ”
"Wake up, there's a monster on the other side, and we're two people." Zhen Xiang then said to Tang Yihan: "Take off one of your shoes casually to solve it, maybe we can have a bear's paw dinner?" ”
As soon as Tang Yihan heard that what she said, she threw the gnawed bones aside and was about to reach for her slippers, but when she saw that her hands were full of the oil from the chili sauce, she wiped the oil on her palm on Zhen Xiang's clothes with her backhand and said, "Borrow it, and go back and wash it for you." ”
"you...... Forget it, I can bear it. ”
Tang Yihan took off the shoe on his left foot and threw it towards the red-eyed koala, but the sandals did not turn into Alexander's appearance as expected.
The sandals smashed into the face of the red-eyed koala, and suddenly the red-eyed koala stood up on its feet in anger and let out a roar: "Roar! ”
Seeing this, Tang Yihan naturally couldn't lose her momentum, and she also raised her hands and roared at the big bear like a red-eyed koala: "Huh! ”
"Are you selling moe...... Alexander, what are you doing! Deal with this guy! ”
Although Zhen Xiang shouted so, Alexander still kept the state of the shoes and came back.
Oops...... Could it be that Alexander and Catherine can't change back like this?
"Get out of the way!" Suddenly, he heard someone's voice coming from behind, Zhen Xiang looked back and saw a one-eyed dragon adventurer wearing an eyepatch rushing between the two, and the long sword in his hand swung towards the red-eyed koala, as if he was about to cut off the claws of the red-eyed koala.
But when his weapon slashed into the thick layer of fat on the red-eyed koala's claws, it didn't do much damage to the monster.
The red-eyed koala swung its other paw at the adventurer, and if it was hit by this powerful claw, it would surely fall off its head, right?
The adventurer quickly abandoned his sword and rolled to the side to avoid the attack, then grabbed a rock from the ground and smashed it at the red-eyed koala's head.
Looking at the adventurer fighting the red-eyed koala from behind, Zhen Xiang felt as if he had seen him somewhere......
"You guys get out of here!" The adventurer shouted to the two of them as he dodged the red-eyed koala's attack, "I'll hold it back, run away now!" ”
"But I refuse!" Tang Yihan crossed his hands on his hips and said to the adventurer: "My shoes are still over there, I have to take the shoes back, and the bamboo rat has not finished eating, I will not leave until I finish eating the bamboo rat!" It's stubbornness as a foodie! ”
Zhen Xiang felt that his lungs were about to explode for a moment, are you still in the mood to say these words at this time?
Zhen Xiang grabbed Tang Yihan and was about to pull her away and said, "You are satisfied with the blind bear who slapped you to death by the blind bear here?" If you can't get rid of that bear, don't trouble him here! ”
Tang Yihan shook off Zhen Xiang's hand and said, "Who said I couldn't help?" What's your name? ”
But that adventurer was now at the limit of fighting the red-eyed koala, and he couldn't spare time to answer Tang Yihan's question at all.
Seeing this, Tang Yihan walked towards one person and one bear, and picked up the shoes he threw on the ground on the way.
When the one-eyed dragon adventurer saw the girl coming towards him, he hurriedly said, "What are you doing here!" Go back! It's dangerous! ”
And the red-eyed koala naturally knew that Tang Yihan was walking towards it, because the weapon in the adventurer's hand was now stuck in its claws, so the red-eyed koala turned around and made that threatening action with two big paws after forcing the adventurer back a few more steps: "Roar!" ”
Tang Yihan waved his hand without hesitation, and used the shoes in his hand to pump on the stomach of the red-eyed koala, because he was too short, he could only hit the other party's stomach.
After a "snap", the red-eyed koala took a few steps back as if it had been hit hard by something.
"Whew......"
The height of the red-eyed koala after landing on all fours naturally decreased, and the shoes in Tang Yihan's hand were pulled towards the red-eyed koala's face again: "What is it called!" Haven't you heard that disturbing someone else to eat is a bad behavior! ”
The red-eyed koala didn't feel like it was in pain, but ...... But it's just a grievance! After being beaten by the person in front of me, I felt very aggrieved inexplicably. It's like the feeling of being beaten up by my own mother.
"Woo ......"
Tang Yihan put on his shoes and scolded: "Woo what! I don't care about you! Woo or not, I'll keep pumping you! ”
The red-eyed koala turned around and ran as if it could understand what Tang Yihan said, and the long sword on its paws didn't care if it hurt if it was embedded in the fat like this, anyway, it had only one purpose at this time, and that was to escape.
Looking at the red-eyed koala fleeing in a hurry, Tang Yihan looked at the one-eyed dragon adventurer next to him again, and then reached out to wipe it on the one-eyed dragon adventurer and said, "I seem to have touched a lot of feces when I picked up my shoes just now...... You don't mind if I rub it on you, do you? ”
"To be honest, I don't mind ......"