Chapter 32: China's Good Teammates

In the grass of the middle road, the heroes of both sides plus Zheng Ming and other ten people gathered together.

Zheng Ming: "If you really want to talk about it, I don't know where to start. In this way, if you have any questions, ask them, and I will try to answer them. ”

Hearing Zheng Ming's answer, the remaining nine people immediately asked the doubts in their hearts, and the scene became extremely noisy.

Wait for madness: "Everyone, be quiet. It's too messy, and I can't hear the problem clearly. Let me ask him first, what is missing, how about you add it? ”

After looking around for a week, he saw that the rest of the people said they had no opinion, and then turned his head to look at Zheng Ming.

Wait for madness: "First of all, the first question. Who are you? ”

Zheng Ming: "I'm a slime. ”

After thinking about it for a while, Zheng Ming decided to hide the truth. In fact, this is also its only option at the moment, otherwise what to do? Said that after his death, he crossed into a slime, and inexplicably traveled to this game world? A normal person wouldn't believe this kind of nonsense!

Wait for madness: "I'm not asking you for your game ID. Alas~ Forget it. The next question, was it you who typed on the public screen before? ”

Zheng Ming: "It's me." ”

Wait for madness: "Can you answer properly." Can you die if you say a few more words? ”

Zheng Ming: "No. ”

Wait for madness: "... ”

Waiting for the madness to look at Zheng Ming, who seemed to be serious but was actually teasing himself, he was defeated with a painful face.

Seeing that he was crazy, he didn't ask again, and Hua Shui hurriedly asked, "How old are you?" Do you have a girlfriend? Love women's clothing? What are your views on the opposite sex and the same sex? ”

Zheng Ming: "... ”

Zheng Ming directly ignored the existence of Hua Shui's sympathy, turned around, and aimed the back of his head at him. It seemed that even his teammates couldn't stand it anymore, only to see the "colored pen of the beating girl's pit" kicked him in the ass, raised his head and yelled at him: "Get out." Don't mess with the old lady. ”

Hua Shui sympathized: "How can this be called chaos?" His age reflects his experience. Whether or not a girlfriend reacts to his private life, whether he likes women's clothes or not can be seen in his taste. Perceptions of the opposite sex and the same sex determine attitudes towards me. ”

Ignoring the fact that everyone was punched and kicked while not forgetting the sophistry of the flower and water, "Zhi Cake Powder Boxing" asked Zheng Ming a question.

Fist of the High: "Hee-hee, leave him alone." Can I ask the next question? ”

"Shi Cake Pink Boxing" is an ordinary-looking but extremely hot girl, dressed like a blind monk in the League of Legends. She wears blue shorts underneath and a snow-white bib on her upper body, with bandages around her wrists and ankles.

Due to the problem of clothing, large areas of wheat-colored skin are exposed and exude a healthy glow. A pair of chest instruments on the chest prop up the white bib, which contrasts sharply with the slender waist.

It has to be said that people are different from each other. The two are also players, and they want to ask the same questions, but they get diametrically opposite attitudes.

It's also unavoidable. If you choose between a women's clothing boss and a stunner with a hot figure, of course, the latter is more comfortable.

So after hearing the girl's pleasant voice, Zheng Ming's attitude immediately changed, and he changed his previous lazy tone and said with a serious face: "Yes." Say hello to something. I will do my best to answer. ”

Shikai Pink Fist: "Are you a player?" Why isn't it shown on the map? There are already ten players, why are you coming in? How did you get here? ”

Hearing the girl's question, Zheng Ming's heart sank. Unlike waiting for madness, her questions are to the point, and it's hard to get past with ambiguous answers.

Zheng Ming: "Yes." I'm a gamer. As for the lack of display on the map, it should be a bug. I don't know why I got here to be the eleventh. I entered the game normally and came back to my senses, which is already like this. ”

Just when Zheng Ming was nervous because he couldn't stand up to scrutiny, the waiter on the side stroked his chin and muttered to himself.

“em…… It seems that like that explorer, it has become like this. ”

Seeing that he was waiting for a crazy detective with a "I'm thinking" expression on his face, Zheng Ming secretly gave him a thumbs up in his heart.

"Nice, good assist."

Zhi Cake Powder Boxing: "What do you mean by what you wrote on the public screen before?" Why do you ask us about the time? It's also strange that you say that this game is League of Legends. ”

Zheng Ming: "Ahaha. I saw that the little things on the line looked like slimes, so I couldn't help but skin them. As for your question after that...... I'll tell you the truth. I'm a time-traveler and I'm from 2018. ”

Wait for madness: "Haha, fools only believe your words." If you're a time-traveler, then I'm a futuristic person. ”

Seeing that he was waiting for a crazy look of "don't want to lie to me", because the atmosphere that had been stagnant by Zheng Ming's words was relaxed, everyone let out exaggerated laughter and said that they didn't believe it at all.

"What a lucky star! What a good match! ”

Zheng Ming sighed with praise in his heart, secretly glanced at Zhi Cake Powder Boxing, and saw the other party staring at him suspiciously, and quickly turned his head with a weak heart.

Wait for madness: "Speaking of which, when I looked at those little things on the line before, I also thought they looked like slimes." You're playing giant stalks on the public screen, right? It's an old anime from decades ago, you actually know? ”

Zheng Ming: "Haha. While...... Of course. I'm a nostalgic person. I'm very familiar with the previous things.,But I don't know much about the recent works.。 ”

Wait for madness: "Ahem! Don't mention it. The current anime is either harem-oriented, or hunting. The special effects are getting better and better, but the plot is getting more and more scummy. Recently, the new episode has been dominated by BL and women's clothing bigwigs and muscle brothers. It's still a classic of previous works. ”

Shiba Powder Fist: "What's your character's name?" How come I haven't seen it? ”

The warrior monk's cold question interrupted the emotion of waiting for madness, and Zheng Ming's heart almost collapsed. This girl's sharp question made it start to break out in a cold sweat with its self-proclaimed quick response and amazing brain.

Just when Zheng Ming was helplessly thinking about countermeasures, he had already been regarded as a "good teammate of China" and jumped out to solve the crisis.

Wait for the madness: "This is Zack, a cyborg man, right?" It should be because of the good skin and its own foundation that it looks so beautiful. ”

Shibashi Powder Fist: "Is that so?" ”

Seeing Zhi Cake Powder Fist staring at him, Zheng Ming looked away with a weak heart. With a diametrically opposed attitude, he said categorically: "Yes." That's it. ”

Shibashi Powder Fist: "So the anomaly in this game was not caused by him. And because something was wrong in the game, he came in? Alas~ No matter what happens, it will focus on the game BUG. I don't know much about that. ”

Looking at the "Zhi Cake Powder Boxing" who was alone muttering in a low voice, as if practicing a tongue twister, Zheng Ming glanced at the corner of his mouth.

"Hmph, sample. Fight me? Heads-up is not afraid of you, let alone two against one? ”

Zheng Ming thought this in his heart, and his gaze at the other madness softened more and more.

On the other side, the other side was stared at by Zheng Ming's admiring gaze, and Rao is face was flushed, and the other party called himself a man and began to fidget.

"Am I bent? No! No way! This must be an illusion. ”

Waiting for the madness to repeatedly admonish himself in his heart, he quickly changed the topic before sinking.

Wait for the madness: "What next?" Do we still follow the original saying to play a team to decide the winner and then push it? ”

Hua Shui sympathized: "Actually, I'm not in a hurry. It's rare for the game to be out of the ordinary, so it's a good idea to explore it and see if there's anything else interesting. ”

Real Man ♂: "Yes, yes, yes." He's right. ”

Zheng Ming: "Hey, can you not stare at me and drool when you say this?" ”

Xiao Xuesheng: "Actually, it doesn't hurt to explore more. Not long after the game was added to the 'virtual world', there were a lot of changes. Maybe we'll find Easter eggs. ”

Beat up the colored pen of the sister's pit: "I was yelling to end it soon, why did I change my mind?" ”

Xiao Xuesheng: "What's wrong?" What's wrong with changing your mind? Isn't it natural to take what others say makes sense and take it for granted? ”

Hua Shui sympathized: "I saw that he was afraid of ghosts before, so he was in a hurry to run away." ”

Xiao Xuesheng: "You're afraid of ghosts." I'm not even afraid of you, but I'm still afraid of ghosts? ”

Wait for madness: "Okay, okay. Stop arguing. So let's explore the map? See if there are any other anomalies? ”

Orange Girl: "I have no problem. ”

Whoever asks me for milk will die: "Me too." ”

Shangdanba: "It doesn't matter. It's just a match. It doesn't matter if you win or lose. ”

So everyone who had unified their opinions looked at Zheng Ming.