In the endless galaxy, there are countless planets, each of which is composed of the three worlds of heaven, earth and man, the human world is the place where all living beings originate, the heavenly world is the place where all things in heaven and earth soar, and the earth realm is the place where yin and devils gather.

The three realms are interdependent and interconnected.

Most of the gods and demons in the heavenly realm have ascended from the human realm and the earth realm. The ghosts of the earthly realm are transformed by the fallen souls of the human realm and the heavenly realm. The human world is a bridge that connects the three worlds.

In the endless galaxy, the Three Realms of each planet are like this, as if there is a supreme law maintaining it, and it will remain unchanged for eternity.

But I don't know when there was a planet called the earth, but it jumped out of the supreme law of the Three Realms and disappeared into the vast galaxy.

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On September 9, 9999 A.D., in an old-fashioned residential building in Xingfuli Community, Wenyuan City, Dongshan Province, the earth Huaxia Kingdom, jingle bells! Jingle bells! A rush of alarm chimes shattered the silence of the early morning.

Syllable!

The alarm bell had just sounded, and a backflower pillow, like a cannonball, swished, crossed the head of the bed, and hit the alarm clock exactly on it, and the alarm clock seemed to have eaten a dull stick, and suddenly there was no movement.

"Do you have a sense of public morality?" On the single bed in the room, a young man in his twenties, almost **, covered with an army-green single quilt, covering his sturdy body.

After turning off the alarm clock, the young man lay back on the bed, his handsome face seemed to be filled with a smile, and there was a trace of saliva running down the corner of his mouth, as if he was dreaming some kind of sweet dream.

Just as the young man was dreaming, there was a rush of footsteps outside the door, and then a young woman with unkempt hair, wearing a white nightgown, a toothbrush in her mouth, and her eyes were still dozing, hurried into the room.

"Zhang Bufan, get up quickly, today is the day you report!" After the young woman entered the room, a pair of jade hands as white as clotted fat did not shy away from pushing back and forth on the young man's almost ** body.

"It's so comfortable!" Unbeknownst to him, the young man not only did not wake up, but let out a comfortable gasp in a daze.

"Okay, you're extraordinary! I'm daydreaming again! "The young woman's eyes suddenly lit up like the bright moon in the night." You wait! ”

After the young woman said a cruel word, she turned around and ran out of the room with a cigarette, and the slippers on her feet were like a pendulum.

After a while, the young woman returned to the room with a touch of cold water, "Zhang Bufan, let you taste the newly baked foot-washing water from Aunt Ben!" ”

As she spoke, the young woman threw up her hands violently, and was about to splash the foot-washing water in the basin on Zhang Bufan on the bed.

At this moment, Zhang Bufan, who was lying on the bed like a dead pig, snorted and fell asleep, and his limbs bounced up on the bed like push-ups, and when he got up, the single quilt covering his body fell on the bed like a fallen leaf. If you don't witness it with your own eyes, it's hard to imagine that the body that was lying on the bed like a puddle of mud a moment ago has become like a full longbow at this time, full of explosive power.

"You have been arrested, you have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be testified in court!" Zhang Bufan, who jumped up, crossed his hands together, formed a pistol-shaped, and pointed at the young woman with a triumphant face, but what made people laugh and cry was that Zhang Bufan did not wake up at all at this time, and his eyes were still closed.

"Shameless, despicable, shameless!" The young woman's pretty face was red, a pair of white jade hands on her face, covering her eyes, the celadon basin in her hand, when she slammed it, fell to the ground, the footwashing water in the basin was sprinkled on the ground like a torrential rain, and when the footwashing water spilled, it happened to wet the nightgown on the woman's chest. The dressing gown is attached to the body, and the pair of peaks on the young woman's chest are set off as perfectly as a hibiscus out of the water.

The young woman covering her eyes, with a pair of jet-black eyes, swirled through the gap between her five fingers, and secretly looked at Zhang Bufan who was making a gesture of surrendering the gun and not killing from time to time.

The height of one meter eight, a bronze tendon meat, and a little white face with potential make Zhang Buregret a little dizzy, although the muscles on Zhang Bufan's body are not as flamboyant as those of a muscular man, they are also staggered, ups and downs, and full of explosive power.

Whose girl doesn't have spring, such a scene, for an eighteen-year-old girl who is in the flowering season, is the time to be excited, but, "Thief God, I said let you give me a strong man, but you can't play with me like this!" ”

Zhang Buregret couldn't cry or laugh, but the sturdy man got his wish and really appeared in front of her, but this person turned out to be his brother.

The screeching sound of the celadon basin falling to the ground was particularly loud on this quiet morning.

"What's wrong, what's wrong?" Zhang Bufan, who woke up, looked confused, "Hey, Zhang doesn't regret it, why are you in my room?" ”

When Zhang Bufan came to his senses, he found that his sister Zhang Buregret was covering her eyes, looking at herself with a look of shame, and her eyes wandered between his upper and lower body like a thief.

"Zhang Bufan, you, you dare to point a gun at the old lady!"

"I'm down!"

Zhang Buregret's long eyebrows were clear, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he almost made Zhang Bufan, who maintained a squatting posture, stumble and almost fell on the bed.

Looking at the young and beautiful girl in front of him, Zhang Bufan burst into tears, this woman who keeps saying how the old lady is and how the old lady is is is the sister Zhang Buregret, who should explain such a fierce life to?

Sensing Zhang Bu's unrepentant and ill-intentioned gaze, Zhang Bufan only felt that between his legs, it was like a cold wind blowing, and he couldn't help but look down, ah! At this time, he realized that he was not wearing a single piece of clothing on his body.

Feeling the disdain in Zhang Buregret's eyes, Zhang Bufan couldn't wait to find a hole to get into, "Zhang Buregret, you turn around!" After finishing speaking, Zhang Bufan stretched out his hand and picked up the sheet lying on the bed with lightning speed and wrapped it around his waist.

"What's so beautiful, it's not like my mother hasn't seen it!" Although Zhang Buregret said that he didn't care, after finishing speaking, he smeared oil under his feet and ran out of Zhang Bufan's room as if he had escaped with a smoke.

Syllable!

"Lewd, lewd! But it's not a good size! Zhang Buregret, who was full of crimson, opened the old-fashioned refrigerator that roared like a tractor, took out a can of herbal tea, and drank it in a big gulp! From time to time, she also slapped her slim chest with her jade hands to dispel the depression in her heart.

"I'm K, isn't it already 7:60? Damn! It's going to be late! After his sister Zhang Buregret left the room, Zhang Bufan, who had already woken up, swept his eyes to the alarm clock at the bedside, only to find that the time had come to eight o'clock.

Whoosh!

The single around his waist was torn off by him, and Bai Huahua's ass balls, at the extreme speed, turned up like a wave of flesh, if Zhang did not regret leaving, I am afraid that he would be vomited out directly disgusting by this scene.

"Handsome! So handsome! It's so handsome! After a while, Zhang Bufan stood in front of the mirror, looking at himself in the mirror, wearing a straight blue suit with a white shirt, a pair of pure black trousers and a pair of big scalp shoes are bright and bright.

"Hell!" Just when Zhang Bufan was intoxicated by his handsomeness, an exclamation suddenly came from behind him, and his sister Zhang Buregret's eyes widened, staring at him as if he had seen a ghost, and in surprise, the herbal tea can in his hand fell quickly to the ground like a cannonball.

Sou!

Zhang Buregret only felt a flower in front of him, and his brother Zhang Bufan, who was originally standing in front of the mirror and smiling like a sea dog, suddenly appeared in front of her eyes like a gust of wind, and there was a pot of herbal tea in her hand for some time.

"That's not right! This is the old lady's herbal tea! Seeing the herbal tea jar in Zhang Bufan's hand, Zhang Buregret reacted at this time, Zhang Bufan was drinking the jar of herbal tea in her hand at this time, and there was still saliva left when he drank it just now.

"Sister, my brother's yang energy is so strong, how can he see ghosts at home? I didn't see you overnight, sister, you've grown up again! As he spoke, Zhang Bufan raised the herbal tea pot high with his left hand, hung it in his mouth, put the last drop of herbal tea into his mouth, and gently patted Zhang Buregret's head with his right hand, and said unsatisfied. As he spoke, Zhang Bufan's Adam's apple squirmed, and he swallowed saliva from time to time.

"Zhang Bufan, this is my drink, you give it back to me!" Zhang Bufan's powder fist slapped on Zhang Bufan's chest like a drizzle, making Zhang Bufan, who was sour in his heart after drinking herbal tea, couldn't help but feel hot.

And Zhang Buregret after approaching was not happy, feeling the hot breath exhaled from his brother Zhang Bufan's mouth and the hot eyes in his eyes, Zhang Buregret's body was weak, and he almost fell into Zhang Bufan's arms, "Zhang Bufan, where did I grow up?" ”

"Huh! This used to look like xiaolongbao, but now it looks like a big steamed bun! Sure enough, I grew up! Zhang Bufan only cared about admiring this pair of beautiful peaks, and he didn't notice that his sister Zhang Buregret's gaze was like breathing fire.

"What, xiao long bao, big steamed buns! Pervert! Rao is Zhang Buregret's character is pungent by nature, but after being teased by Zhang Bufan, his pretty face is still as red as an apple.

"Shh Zhang Bufan gasped, and his sister Zhang Buregret's claws, at some point, appeared on his waist, like a rotating screw, twisting vigorously on his body.

"You're going to murder your husband!" Zhang Bufan took a step back, and under the pain, he clenched the wrist of the herbal tea canist, and with a force, he pinched the herbal tea can in his hand into a pancake shape.

"Murder your husband! Whose husband are you? Zhang Buregret was like an angry lion cub, and he pounced towards Zhang Bufan with his teeth and claws.

Seeing this, Zhang Bufan's fingers flicked quickly, and the pancake in his hand crossed a perfect parabola, and accurately fell into the trash can two meters away. ”

Hearing Zhang Bufan's words, Zhang Buregret remembered that he had worked so hard early in the morning to wake up this dead pig.

When Zhang Buregret was stunned, Zhang Bufan's big hands rubbed vigorously on her head, and her freshly combed hair suddenly became as messy as a chicken nest.

"Zhang Bufan! You... Without waiting for Zhang Buregret to finish, Zhang Bufan had already snatched the door.

Pedal Pedal Ped

By the time Zhang Buregret chased him to the door, his brother Zhang Bufan was gone.

"This bastard, if you go one step late, see if the old lady doesn't castrate you!" Zhang said viciously. It's just that when she looked at her messy hair in the mirror, there was a smile with a little warmth on her face.

At the same time, Zhang Bufan, who had already run away, suddenly felt a trace of coolness flash between his legs, "Women are indeed the most terrifying creatures in the world!" Zhang Bufan turned his head to look in the direction of home, and said to himself with palpitations.