Han Han suddenly had mixed feelings but couldn't say anything, looking at the face of Emperor Tang Wen who was still maintaining the dignity of the royal family, Han Han sighed lightly, if he can live to adulthood, then today's events are also an optimistic tempering for him.

When I entered the garden of the imperial study, before I entered the house, I saw the Queen Mother sitting on the stone bench next to me. There are two palace maids waiting by the Queen Mother's side, one beating her back and the other pouring tea, the Queen Mother's majesty is unconsciously revealed.

Seeing the Queen Mother, Emperor Tang Wen smiled happily, and walked up to kneel down, "Good morning Queen Mother." "Excuse me, the emperor should get up." With a smile and a wave of his hand, Emperor Tang Wen got up with a smile, and then walked to the Queen Mother's side, "Why is the Queen Mother here today?" ”

"What, the mourning family came to see you, will the emperor also feel impatient?" Today's Queen Mother is wearing a comfortable and light floor-length dress, and the plain skirt is embroidered with a dazzling array of plum blossom patterns, black and white, which is very good-looking.

The long black and thick hair was still tied up by a valuable hosta, and he looked at Han Han with a quiet and steady face, and his ruddy and gorgeous lips were slightly pursed, revealing a faint smile.

"I've seen the Queen Mother." Han Han bowed and bowed, and the Queen Mother smiled and nodded, and asked, "Did the national teacher sleep well last night?" ”

"Fortunately, thank you for the Queen Mother's care, the yard is wide, the bed is comfortable, and even the maids who have been transferred to my mansion are all cute."

"That's good, after all, you are the emperor's teacher, and it is also right to mourn the family and respect the teacher." The Queen Mother's bright eyes stared at Han Han.

At this time, the palace maid who was waiting next to the Queen Mother glanced at Han Han prettyly, and then asked in a sweet voice, "Queen Mother, is this the national teacher of the first talented man of the Cao Dynasty?" ”

"Yes." The queen mother also seems to be very fond of this palace maid, a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, glanced at Han Han, and said, "The Xuanzheng Palace's poem 'self-hanging southeast branch' angrily walked away from the scholars of the Hanlin Academy, and made seven poems between seven steps. ”

Looking at the palace maid's glowing expression, Han Han smiled modestly and arched his hand, "The Queen Mother has won the award." The palace maid looked Han Han up and down with a smile, and then asked, "Queen Mother, can the slave maid take the national teacher test?" ”

The queen mother didn't speak, just smiled, and the emperor also stared at Han Han jokingly, and the corners of Han Han's mouth rose without saying a word, as if he acquiesced to the palace maid's suggestion.

Seeing that no one stopped her, the palace maid was eager to try, looked at Han Han, and said in a soft voice, "The slave maid is not very literate, so please don't laugh at the national teacher." ”

"But it doesn't hurt to say that a woman can write poetry, which is already very good." was praised by Han Han, the palace maid showed a shyness on her face, and then said, "The slave maid wants to be the right pair, please listen to the national teacher, this Shanglian is from a show talent in his hometown, 'Quartet, Quartet, Quartet, Qu ”

The corner of the Queen Mother's mouth showed a bright smile, and she glanced at Han Han with lively eyes, and then glanced at Emperor Tang Wen, "Your Majesty, can you make a couplet?" ”

Emperor Tang Wendi looked embarrassed, stretched out his hand and scratched the golden silk winged crown on the top of his head, then shook his head, and said with some shame, "No." ”

Han Han looked at the palace maid at this time and asked with a smile, "If I make the next link within one step, how are you going to reward me, little girl?" ”

"Huh? Do you want to be rewarded? The palace maid was a little surprised, Han Han smiled and nodded, "Others want me to pair poems, even if I give me 10,000 taels of silver, it's still wrong for me to be interested, but little girl, you are so cute, this color is up to you to choose." ”

The palace maid hesitated, her mind was thinking about what to bet on, and the queen mother was not an ordinary palace maid who loved herself, so she opened her mouth and said, "National teacher, if you can make the next couplet in one step, let Cuihua serve you tea, this is always okay, right?" ”

I wanted to take advantage of it and eat some tofu, but the Queen Mother said so, did Han Han dare to shake his head?

glanced at the Queen Mother with a little dissatisfaction, and the Queen Mother actually looked straight over, and the moment she made eye contact with Han Han, she showed a smug smile. Han Han gritted his teeth, she was purely making trouble!

With a light snort, Han Han closed his eyes and thought about this familiar Shanglian, took a step, stood in front of Emperor Tang Wen, and arched his hand, "Long live the lord, long live the lord, long live the long live." ”

Emperor Tang Wendi opened his mouth in surprise, listening to Han Han's sycophancy, and then his face immediately appeared excited and happy, laughed and nodded, gave Han Han a thumbs up, and was the first to praise, "The teacher is right!" What a couplet! ”

The Queen Mother also glanced at Han Han with some surprise, looking at her son's excited appearance, and was speechless, "National teacher, this 'Long Live Lord' refers to the emperor?" ”

"Yes, Queen Mother, the teacher is very good." At this time, Emperor Tang Wen remembered the situation when Han Han went to the early court, and took the queen mother's little hand with a smile, and said, "You only know a little about the teacher's affairs in the court, when the teacher entered the palace for the first time and knelt down to worship me, the teacher only stood one step in the threshold, and after kneeling, he shouted to me, 'Grass people Han Han, knock on the emperor, long live my emperor, long live long live, long live, long live', when I heard it, my heart was very happy!" Now that I think about it, the teacher blessed me so much, I should have been rewarded a lot! ”

"There's no need for a reward, it's just a sycophant." The Queen Mother directly interrupted Emperor Tang Wen's words, and Emperor Tang Wen looked at Han Han with an embarrassed face, and Han Han was also embarrassed.

The clear eyes glanced at Han Han, and the Queen Mother's ruddy lips pursed slightly, and said, "This couplet doesn't count, Cuihua, another couplet." ”

The palace maid named Cuihua lowered her head and smiled embarrassedly, "Queen Mother, the slave maid only knows this couplet, and the rest will not, but the slave and maid also admire the national teacher's literary and witty thoughts." ”

Seeing that her palace maids all admired Han Han, the Queen Mother seemed to be unhappy, her good-looking willow eyebrows were slightly wrinkled, and the Queen Mother's solemn face showed an expression that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, "In that case, let's come to the question of the mourning family." ”

Han Han was a little helpless, why couldn't this queen mother get along with herself? The ink in his stomach is actually pitiful, and if he says it, he can't keep his reputation as the number one genius of the Cao Dynasty.

"Queen Mother, it's time for the emperor to study." Han Han reminded him, he just wanted to avoid the queen mother's catastrophe, the queen mother was stunned, nodded, and then glanced at Emperor Tang Wen, "Your Majesty, go to the study to read, and the national teacher will go in after the pair." ”

"......" Han Han and Emperor Tang Wen were not happy, the emperor, who originally wanted to watch the play, turned around unwillingly, stepped into the study, and the door was not closed, it seemed that he was hiding at the door and eavesdropping.

The Queen Mother didn't care, glanced at Han Han with a smile, and asked, "Is the national teacher ready?" ”

"Nope!" Han Han shook his head very directly, looked at the two palace maids on the left and right of the Queen Mother, and suddenly bared his teeth and smiled, there was a taste of conspiracy in his smile, "When I face many beauties, I am always easy to be nervous, please let the Queen Mother let your lovely two palace maids step down, in this way, only facing the Queen Mother who is alluring the country and the city, I think I will still have a good couplet." ”

Who are you fooling about this, although only the Queen Mother believed it, the two palace maids heard Han Han praise them as beauties, and they were happy and happy, but they didn't doubt the truth of Han Han's words at all.

Let the two palace maids leave, so that only himself and Han Han are left in the courtyard, what does he want to do? The Queen Mother's eyebrows were a touch of thought, thinking about Emperor Tang Wen who was in the study, and the two guards at the gate of the courtyard in front, the Queen Mother was relieved, what a big storm he could make.

Waving her hand, the Queen Mother said in a soft voice, "You guys stand down, go back to Cining Palace and wait for the mourning family." The two palace maids nodded obediently, and after bending down and bowing, they glanced at Han Han with a smile, and then turned to leave.

"Han Han, what are your intentions?" There is no one else, the Queen Mother doesn't even call her 'National Teacher', Han Han looked at the Queen Mother's serious and solemn face with a smile, but she didn't care in her heart, "I'm curious, the Queen Mother seems to be interested in me, I don't know where to offend the Queen Mother?" ”

"The mourning family just wants to see the strength of the emperor's teacher, to put it in my heart, the mourning family still has some doubts about you making seven poems within seven steps, and the mourning family even suspects that it is something that Cao Yunde has prepared, and you just recite it."

Han Han was on his back, but he didn't have Cao Yunde's share, he grinned speechlessly, Han Han asked stubbornly, "Could it be that the first time I met the Queen Mother in the garden, the poems I said were also fake?" ”

"Who knows, okay, don't shirk, the more you shirk, the more the mourning family will doubt you more." The Queen Mother's serious expression made Han Han feel a headache, and he sighed helplessly, Han Han straightened his waist and said, "Yes, but there is still a blockage of color." ”

"With the mourning family, do you dare to ask for a lottery?" The Queen Mother was unhappy, but Han Han nodded confidently, "That's right, otherwise, let's not match each other!" ”

"Good!" It was the first time to meet such a bold man, the Queen Mother nodded angrily, glared at Han Han with majestic eyes, and said, "If you can't come up, you will be punished by the mourning family." ”

"If I come up...... Han Han wanted to speak and stopped, at this time, he looked down and looked around, there was a smooth marble slab under his feet, Han Han ran to the side and picked two stones under the flowers and plants, and then came back and sat opposite the Queen Mother.

Staring at the Queen Mother with a serious expression, Han Han said, "Before the pair, I want the Queen Mother to know one thing, that is, Prime Minister Cao Cheng promised that I would never be beheaded or killed by the laws of the imperial court." ”

"Cao Yunde is really a big breath!" The Empress Dowager, whose body was trembling, stared at Han Han coldly with her eyes, and asked sarcastically, "What?" What are you going to do to the mourners? Although what Cao Yunde said is true, it is also possible to break your leg in mourning! ”

The hairs on his body stood up, and seeing such a brutal side of the gentle and virtuous Queen Mother, Han Han was forced to be scared at the same time, and at the same time, he had the crazy idea of taking advantage of death.

With a snort, Han Han put on a face in front of the Queen Mother again, put the two stones in front of the Queen Mother and said, "Then, please ask the Queen Mother to ask you to solve the question first!" ”

Looking down at the two ordinary stones on the stone table, could it be that he wanted to stuff this thing into his ...... The Queen Mother's face turned red, and she suddenly realized that she was definitely crooked, even if Han Han was bold, he would not do such a thing!

A trace of shyness flashed in her eyes, and the Queen Mother, who secretly scolded herself for being impure, pretended to look around calmly, and after thinking carefully, she spoke, and said with ruddy cherry lips, "Put the first flower in front of the door." ”

Unexpectedly, the Queen Mother looked decent, Han Han looked at the bright flowers at the door of the study, and quickly turned his head to look around, a yellow warbler flew under the blue white clouds, accompanied by its crisp cry, Han Han's heart moved, and he slapped the stone table and said, "The warbler sings several times outside the window!" ”

That's right, it's quite neat, and it's quite appropriate, the Queen Mother pursed her lips and didn't say a word, Han Han smiled very proudly at this time, and arrogantly showed off, "What does the Queen Mother think?" If you think I'm barely a step higher, we can change it to poetry, poetry and songs, and choose and compete with the Queen Mother! ”

The Queen Mother doesn't read much, and it's already very good to be able to make a couplet, shaking her head helplessly, the Queen Mother sighed and said, "Mourning Jiazhen is curious about what you have hidden in your head, is the poetry couplet really easy for you?" Well, the mourners lost, say what you ask, don't go too far! ”

The Queen Mother is afraid that Han Han will take this opportunity to take advantage of herself, although she is the emperor's mother and the mother of a country, but she also knows that the more capable the person, the greater the courage, and the Queen Mother is always vigilant against Han Han's thief heart.

Han Han smiled, stretched out his finger and flicked the two stones on the stone table, "Two conditions, it depends on your luck Queen Mother." ”

"What do you mean?" The Queen Mother, who felt that Han Han was not at ease, frowned slightly, Han Han grinned, pointed to the stone and said, "If the Queen Mother chooses this sharp stone, you have to hand me the tea ......"

The Queen Mother's face was displeased, her elegant and dignified face showed a steady yin qi, and her eyes stared at Han Han with a hint of murderous eyes, the Queen Mother's red lips opened slightly, and she asked in a slow voice, "So what if the mourning family picks this piece of stone that is a little rounder?" ”

"Then this condition will be much easier, after all, you are the queen mother, I dare not make a mistake, if you choose this stone, you can tell me the color of the obscene clothes you are wearing today."

Han Han's heart was lascivious, with a smile of anticipation on his face, when the Queen Mother heard this, a pair of soft eyes of anger widened, and a look of dissatisfaction and annoyance appeared in the Queen Mother's eyes, "Han Han! How daring! ”

Han Han left his seat with his buttocks, and hurriedly took a step back, seeing that the Queen Mother was mad and just couldn't move his mouth, he was relieved, exhaled lightly, and said with a smile, "Queen Mother, I am willing to lose the bet, I knew today, why bother in the first place!" ”

The Queen Mother stared at Han Han for a moment with a pair of gloomy and dissatisfied eyes, and seeing that Han Han's belief was so firm, the Queen Mother, who knew that she was wrong, said angrily, "You are not afraid of losing your head......"

The sentence stopped abruptly, and the Queen Mother thought of what Han Han said before, even if she really wanted to kill Han Han, but with Cao Yunde here, she really couldn't move a single hair of Han Han, and the anger in her stomach was almost about to explode in her chest, the Queen Mother stroked her dull chest with one hand, and then raised her eyebrows, gritted her teeth, glared at Han Han and asked, "How to choose?" ”

In stark contrast to the Queen Mother's face, it was naturally Han Han, one with a gloomy face, the other with a smile and getting carried away, turning his back to the Queen Mother, Han Han held the two stones and swapped them a few times at will, and then turned around again, facing the Queen Mother who still had anger on her face, Han Han smiled and clenched his fists, and stretched out his arm to the Queen Mother's eyes, "Please choose a hand, in the palm of your hand, what kind of stone is it, what kind of promise do you want to fulfill, Queen Mother." ”

The Queen Mother's cold eyes swept Han Han's eyes, looked at Han Han's two clenched fists, and was in a dilemma. The two of them were at a stalemate for a moment.

Han Han waited patiently for the Queen Mother's response, and the Queen Mother, it is estimated that at this time, she would rather run away without keeping her promises, rather than take the initiative to choose the opportunity to embarrass herself here.

"This one!" The Queen Mother touched her forehead helplessly with her hand and pointed to Han Han's right hand, Han Han smiled and spread out her right hand, which was a bright and round stone, "Congratulations to the Queen Mother, you don't need to deign to pour tea for me, then, may I ask, Queen Mother, what color is the profane dress you are wearing today?" ”

Han Han stared at the Queen Mother with a dirty smile, the Queen Mother's fair melon seed face was suddenly flushed with shame, looked at the stone in Han Han's hand, puffed out his cheeks and held it for a long time, and then shouted angrily, "Red!" ”

Red? It turns out that the obscene clothes are also red? Han Han happily imagined the sexy and sultry appearance of the Queen Mother wearing only red obscene clothes, and at this time, there was a lot of wind in front of her.

Han Han came back to his senses from his fantasy, and then he felt that his cheek was slapped in the face. "Smack!" This slap made Han Han's head sideways, but it didn't hurt much, and the queen mother, who was a little stunned, Han Han had a dull expression.

He could imagine the expression of the Queen Mother who was forced by himself to gnash her teeth, but he really didn't expect that the Queen Mother, who paid attention to the prestige of the royal family, would slap herself like a shrew.

The Queen Mother, there is no queen mother should have the consciousness of repentance after being rude, the gloomy expression on her face suddenly smiled, the Queen Mother thought, isn't it just a color, what's there to be ashamed of?

"The mourning family can't kill you, but it's still okay to slap you." The Queen Mother snorted lightly, withdrew her hand, looked at Han Han, who had just teased her in front of her, and said nonchalantly, "Mourning hope, there is no next time." ”

Han Han raised his arm and touched the corner of his face that had been slapped, and the ruthless look in his eyes made the Queen Mother look a little strange, and her heart trembled, "I just wanted to make a joke, who knew that the Queen Mother was so excessive, don't force me to be in a hurry, otherwise, I will be the second Cao Yunde!" ”

"You! What did you say! "The Queen Mother's head hurts, who is it too much? Who is forcing whom? However, Han Han's serious and cold tone made the Queen Mother unexpectedly see the kind of bloodiness hidden under his smiling face.

The Queen Mother originally thought that Han Han was Cao Yunde's person, but now it seems that she was very wrong, Han Han is a man who is unwilling to fall under others, and even wants to compete with Cao Yunde!

The Queen Mother's heart was tightly pinched, and she stared at Han Han with nervous hands on her chest with a panicked expression, Han Han's indifferent and sharp eyes looked directly at the Queen Mother, pursed her lips, and snorted coldly, her voice was not loud, but she could hear every word, "When I kill Cao Yunde and let the emperor really have the imperial power of the Cao Dynasty, you will wait to repay me!" ”

The Queen Mother was suddenly dizzy, today's Han Han brought him too much stimulation, the man in front of him was so fierce and sunny The male breath came to his face, this kind of feeling that did not belong to Cao Yunde's femininity but another kind of domineering male tightly wrapped the Queen Mother, making the Queen Mother almost suffocate.

She took a step back in fright, looking at Han Han's masculine and domineering face, inexplicably, the panic in her heart suddenly dissipated, and she regained her steady demeanor, the Queen Mother exhaled lightly, stood on tiptoe and left the stone table, standing opposite Han Han, the eyes of the two people touched together, "If you can really let the emperor have a free body and assist the emperor to sit firmly on the dragon chair, when the time comes, whatever you let the mourning family do, the mourning family will do it, otherwise, don't talk big here!" ”

With a light snort, the skirt of the Queen Mother's lower body rippled, and she turned around and was about to leave, but at this time, Han Han suddenly raised his arm, raised his palm and slapped the Queen Mother.

"Smack!" The Queen Mother's plump buttocks under her plain dress were slapped by Han Han, the Queen Mother blushed in surprise, like a frightened little white rabbit jumped to the side, her hands tightly covered her buttocks, the Queen Mother glared at Han Han, a little cheek was blood-red, "You! How daring! ”

"Hey! This is the reward for the Queen Mother's slap just now! Queen Mother, just wait for the day when you will be the Queen Mother in peace! Han Han, who was full of confidence and energy, squeezed his eyebrows at the Queen Mother and teased coquettishly, then strode into the study where he didn't know when the door was closed.

In the study, Emperor Tang Wen was sitting upright on the chair behind the bookcase, and when he saw Han Han coming in, Emperor Tang Wen blinked very urgently and asked, "Teacher, you must be right, what is the upper link that the queen mother said?" ”

A smile appeared at the corner of Han Han's mouth, and he looked Emperor Tang Wen up and down with playful eyes, and asked, "Didn't the emperor overhear it just now?" ”

Emperor Tang Wen nodded a little embarrassedly, held the "Analects" in his hand, and said, "I originally wanted to eavesdrop, but I was afraid that the queen mother would blame, so I closed the door and read quietly, teacher, you can speak quickly!" A pair from the queen mother! ”

Han Han smiled, fortunately the emperor didn't eavesdrop, otherwise Emperor Tang Wen saw such a big rebellion just now, and his image as a teacher would be completely ruined, sitting on the chair next to him, Han Han recalled the feeling of the queen mother's plump and elastic buttocks, and then replied with a smile, "The queen mother's pair of upper couplets is the first flower in front of the door, and my lower couplet is the warbler song outside the window several times." ”

"The first flower is put in front of the door, and the warbler sings several times outside the window." Emperor Tang Wen nodded in admiration, and then looked at Han Han with admiration, "I don't know when I can be so knowledgeable and talented as my teacher." ”

"Read more, memorize more, and the emperor's literary foundation will naturally thicken." Han Han opened the empty teacup on the table next to him, Emperor Tang Wendi's eyes were sharp, and he immediately spoke, and shouted outside in a childish voice with a hint of majesty, "Come on, make tea for the national teacher!" ”

(End of chapter)