It's so much fun!

Li Mo squinted slightly, lay comfortably on the stretcher, and let these women carry him out of the house.

It was the dead of night, and most of the town was dark, except for a few street lamps that still glowed yellow.

The women carried Li Mo through the street and into an old Victorian-style villa.

Through the dark passage behind the closet, you will come to a large basement hall.

Li Mo quickly squinted his eyes and glanced around while people were not paying attention, and he was a little surprised, this place looks not young.

It seems to be a cult that is deeply hidden!

After being carried to the central altar by these women, Li Mo didn't notice anything abnormal, so he decided to continue pretending to sleep and see what they wanted to do.

He suddenly rolled over, snorted, and pretended to snore.

The women were taken aback, and the girl just now asked worriedly at the leader, "Candace, what if he wakes up?" ”

"It's okay." The woman named Candace was not worried at all, "If you wake up, just say that we are playing a game, don't you know what kind of virtue a man is?" Let's get started! ”

The women quickly changed into monks' robes, drew all sorts of strange symbols next to the altar, and Candace respectfully pulled out a book...

The atmosphere gradually became serious.

Although he didn't feel the strange energy, Li Mo also became nervous.

The men gathered together, and the leader began to chant aloud:

That eternal existence does not die,

And in that strange eternity,

Even death will die,

Eternal existence,

Respond to our call,

With this tentacle monster as a container,

Come, come, come!

Li Mo tensed his nerves and was ready to make a move at any time.

However, after a long time, nothing unusual happened.

After a while...

"I'll just say it's useless!"

The girl just now suddenly screamed madly, "It's just a broken book you picked up from the thrift market, I've read many versions, and they all say it's written by a madman." ”

The others also started talking.

It turned out to be fake, Li Mo breathed a sigh of relief, and then prepared to tease these women to see what they wanted to do...

"Who is it... Calling me..."

Li Mo slowly climbed out of the altar, his face was cold, his eyes were indifferent, more than a dozen tentacles stretched out at the same time, writhing like a snake, and the big mouth at the front end was still opening and closing...

The women were so frightened that they immediately knelt down, and Candace, the leader, stammered, "Supreme... Being, it's... These lowly people are calling you. ”

"You... What do you want to get? Li Mo's voice was a little ethereal.

"We want your protection to rule over the men of the town!" The woman said reverently.

What's the hair?!

Li Mo was messy in the wind, and almost fell down, you are engaged in such a big battle, just to rule the men of a town?

Li Mo was unbelievable.

"Do you want me to kill them?" He continued.

"No, don't." The leader and the women below were a little anxious, "They are all our husbands, sons and fathers, we can't afford to lose them!" ”

"That's again... For what? Li Mo asked curiously.

"Here's the thing." Candace, the leader, recounted in detail what had happened...

The people of this town have been here since the colonization period and because of the customs of the time, combined with the remoteness of the country, men were the absolute dominant position in the family at that time.

With the rise of the feminist movement, women began to wake up, and they rebelled against injustice and launched various actions against men. Gradually, they gained power, and even gained the upper hand for a time.

The men in the town can't stand it, and they also want to hold a men's rights movement, but unfortunately no one in society responds. A man named Robert had an idea and founded a patriarchal sect, which gradually recovered from decline with the powerful brainwashing power of religion.

And the women also set up a feminist religion and waged a long religious war with the men in the town.

Their war behaviors include: women don't cook, men don't work, women don't let them do A, men go to prostitution...

And just after Li Mo appeared, the balance was broken.

Vincent, a well-known figure in town, set up the Tentacle Cult and wanted to take advantage of the heat to advertise his produce and become a councillor or something. But after a large group of patriarchal religious people joined, the flavor of this tentacle cult changed...

The women of the town were completely at a disadvantage.

"They dared to shout at me, which was unimaginable before." One woman couldn't help but speak.

Others chimed in...

"They're getting lazier and lazier."

"I always have to deal with errands when I get to work."

"Hiding private money openly."

"Gather to watch a striptease show."

"They don't even take a shower very often!"

……

Looking at the noisy crowd of women below, Li Mo was completely messy.

"Just for this, you dare to summon this evil god?" He couldn't help but ask.

"I can't live this day!"

"yes, I can't take it anymore!"

The women yelled angrily.

Li Mo had the urge to vomit blood, and then suddenly realized that the war between men and women was the most protracted war that affected the entire universe...

Even God is helpless!

After Li Mo cooperated with these people to finish acting, he went back to wake up Elizabeth and told them what had happened.

Everyone was amazed and exclaimed.

Li Mo really didn't know what to do, and in the end, he could only issue an oracle to both parties as the Holy Son of the Tentacle Sect and the Feminist Cult Evil God:

Men cannot bully women and cannot use domestic violence.

Women should care more about men and not do strange things.

As for whether they can do it,

The devil knows!

After participating in the cooking competition as gods, Li Mo and the others left here.

With the town of Batsk Springs disappearing from the rearview mirror, who would have thought that this peaceful town was engaged in a protracted religious war, perhaps one that would continue forever.

Noisy and noisy, peaceful,

Maybe this is the life of ordinary people.

…………

After that, the itinerary was relatively smooth, with food and beautiful scenery along the way becoming the main theme, and, of course, women.

Across Oklahoma, they participated in a lawn music tent festival in Texas.

Tens of thousands of people gathered in the vast wilderness, and the tents that had been erected could not be seen as far as the eye could see.

Five outdoor stages are set up with underground bands and stars performing in turn.

Both men and women have become drunkards, often carrying a bottle of beer in their hands, and many restaurants come in food trucks, in addition to Texas specialties, there are also snacks from other countries. Well... Egg scones are the hottest sellers.

People in the agitation have let go of their reserves. Sometimes, as long as they look at each other, they immediately get into the tent together.

The set is the second most polluting source after the beer bottle.

Not far away, Seth and Evan were singing and telling jokes, and a group of laughing girls gathered around them, who had learned to attract girls with their sense of humor.

Elizabeth has completely abandoned the past, let go of herself, and has gained several pounds of weight by eating and drinking heartlessly along the way. Mike, the stripper, came over yesterday, and they were kissing each other, and the two made a strange pair.

Li Mo and Walter were also sitting with several women drinking and chatting.

Walter had a very hot conversation with a round-faced girl who was not pretty, but very attractive.

Li Mo suddenly received a call from George and stepped aside.

"Boss, there's a hammer down there in New Mexico..."

Hanging up the phone, Li Mo called Walter over.

"I'm sorry, I have something to leave."

"Don't you talk to them?"

"No, so be it, the next journey is yours."

Li Mo saw that Walter's expression was a little sad, and he smiled and said, "I think that girl named Lily is very good and suitable to be a wife." ”

Walter said embarrassedly: "I also think she is very good, gentle and kind and generous, but I am too far away from her, we are ten years apart, I have no stable job, I..."

"Stop!" Li Moah interrupted Walter's ramblings.

Looking at this middle-aged white-collar worker who had no sense of presence along the way, Li Mo said: "Do you remember what I asked of you? ”

Walter nodded, "I don't hesitate to rush up when you say rush." ”

"Then now I say..."Li Mo had a smile on his face,

"Rush forward!"

Walter looked at Li Mo for a while, gritted his teeth and turned his head towards the girl, his expression resolute.

Looking at Walter, who was already chatting with the girl, Li Mo smiled, took out a cigarette and took a deep breath.

Spat out a smoke ring into the sky, Li Mo turned around and walked towards the car.

……

The blue Ford Mustang slowly drove away from the tent music festival.

Li Mo, the false evil god,

To see the so-called gods,

What kind of virtue is it...