Chapter 109: Are Facial Paralysis All Monsters?
A girl who looks to be only twelve or thirteen years old, with impeccable facial features.
Her face doesn't have too many expressions, only a pair of eyes like a soul growing on a holy mountain, with innate nobility, not angry, self-authority, not deliberately reserved This gorgeous nobility from the bones can make everyone feel alienated.
It's just that he has a lollipop in his mouth, but it makes the painting style cute a lot.
"Happy girl..."
Before he finished speaking, Yang Xiaoguang was directly pressed on the bar with one hand by this girl with a Lori face.
"I'll go! Happy sister's power is getting more and more perverted now! ”
The bartender at this bar is the eldest sister of the seven-person group, and Nangong is happy.
"Sister Nangong, I was wrong." Yang Xiaoguang hurriedly said.
Nangong let go of his hand at this time, still holding a lollipop in his mouth, and said expressionlessly: "How do you know that I am here?" ”
Nangong Happy especially likes lollipops, and often has lollipops in his mouth.
"I don't know, I just wanted to come in and have a drink."
Yang Xiaoguang remembered the quarrel with Wei Shan again, and sighed again.
"Huh?" Nangong glanced at Yang Xiaoguang happily, and said, "What's wrong with you?" ”
"Hmm... I had a quarrel with Wei Shan. Yang Xiaoguang finally spoke.
"Why?"
"Well, I don't know what to say."
Nangong Xingxing didn't speak, she casually mixed a cocktail and pushed it in front of Yang Xiaoguang.
Yang Xiaoguang picked up the cocktail and drank it all.
After drinking, his mouth was full of mellow aroma, and Yang Xiaoguang's eyes lit up: "What kind of cocktail is this?" I've never drunk it before, it's so delicious! Open... Sister Nangong, have another drink. ”
"One hundred thousand, no, counting the cup just now, two hundred thousand."
"What?"
"The cocktail you drank just now is 100,000 yuan."
Yang Xiaoguang: ...
"No, Sister Nangong, you can't even pit me."
"There is no bullying in this store, you can ask them." Nangong happily pointed to the two tables of customers in the store.
"Hey, brother, the cocktail that Miss Nangong made for you just now is indeed 100,000 glasses, and our acquaintances know the price." A bewitching woman in her thirties chuckled.
Yang Xiaoguang: ...
He was about to speak, when he suddenly felt his body heat up, like the feeling of strong wine, but not quite like it.
At this time, Yang Xiaoguang was suddenly stunned.
Because he noticed his dantian.
After drinking Nangong Happy's cocktail, the fairy water in his dantian seemed to have a lot more all of a sudden.
This discovery made Yang Xiaoguang ecstatic.
A new path suddenly stretched out in front of his eyes.
Previously, he had been producing fairy water by soaking in water.
But looking at it now, it seems that drinking alcohol can also produce fairy water?
Moreover, the yield seems to be very good!
Yang Xiaoguang was very excited.
Although he was tempted to say, "One more drink!" ”
But when he thought of the price of this cocktail, Yang Xiaoguang broke out in a cold sweat.
"I... I'd better go back and buy two pots to try, it's all wine anyway. However, what about the 100,000 bills? ”
Thinking of owing a debt of 100,000 yuan in an instant, Yang Xiaoguang's scalp exploded.
"No money?" At this time, Nangong said happily.
Yang Xiaoguang said stubbornly: "No money." ”
"Do you want me to pay for you?" Nangong happily said with a face paralyzed while holding a lollipop.
Yang Xiaoguang's expression was a little depressed: "Sister Nangong, it's not that you don't know that I have no money, and you still give me such expensive wine." ”
"I heard you're in love with a rich woman."
"Dizzy! There is no such thing! ”
"Hmm..." Nangong stared at Yang Xiaoguang happily for a long time, and then retracted his gaze and said lightly: "Forget it, this cup is for you I invited." ”
Yang Xiaoguang breathed a sigh of relief, he glanced at Nangong happily, and said, "Sister Nangong, do you have cheap wine here?" I can accept anything less than 1,000 yuan. No matter how expensive it is, you can't afford to drink it. ”
Nangong happily took a bottle of whiskey to Yang Xiaoguang: "999 yuan." ”
Yang Xiaoguang sweated profusely: "You are really good at business." ”
He didn't refuse, took the whiskey from Nangong Xingxing's hand, poured a glass, and then drank it all.
Afterwards, he focused on observing his dantian.
With the belly of whiskey, the fairy water in Yang Xiaoguang's dantian did increase, but the increase was very small, and it was completely incomparable to the increase in the cocktail just now.
"Rub, what kind of cocktail did this happy sister make just now?"
Yang Xiaoguang looked at Nangong Xingxing, and thought in his heart: "If only Sister Happy was willing to tell me the recipe for that cocktail." ”
"Hmm..."Nangong Xingxing also looked at Yang Xiaoguang with a paralyzed face: "Yang Xiaoguang, are you thinking, how to trick me into bed?" ”
Burst~
Yang Xiaoguang collapsed instantly.
"Sister Nangong, you're not fair. Why do you always beat me up when I molested you? And you can tease me with impunity? ”
"Who told you you couldn't beat me. Fists are the last word, don't you understand it until now? ”
Yang Xiaoguang: ...
He was speechless.
It's not that 'good men don't fight with women', it's that he really can't beat Nangong Happy.
Every time I have a happy discussion with Nangong, I am always instantaneous.
Who knows, how can this woman's petite body contain such terrifying power?
Yang Xiaoguang couldn't help but think of a novel he had read before, in which the protagonist's sister-in-law was also facial paralysis and a bug-level woman who could tear crocodiles with her bare hands.
"Rub, are facial paralysis all monsters?"
Yang Xiaoguang then thought of the mysterious bead in his body.
This is the biggest cost of his salted fish counterattack.
He originally thought that the mysterious beads could produce fairy water, and the fairy water could cure diseases, and he would be able to reach the peak of his life in minutes.
But now he was hit by Nangong again.
Even if he has immortal water, even if he becomes the world's number one divine doctor in the future, he still can't beat Nangong Happy.
may have been abused a lot by Nangong Happy, Yang Xiaoguang subconsciously had the idea of counterattacking Nangong Happy by force.
"Whew~"
Yang Xiaoguang wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"I'm too inflated, I want to suppress Nangong Happy by force, haven't I been abused badly enough over the years? It's just..."
Yang Xiaoguang sighed lightly.
"Whether it's a man's dignity or not, I'm still a little unwilling."
After a while, Yang Xiaoguang shook his head and didn't think about it anymore.
"That's right." Yang Xiaoguang looked at Nangong happily again, groaned slightly, and then said: "I met Qianli when I was recruiting today, and he has already joined our Kyushu Hospital." ”
"And then?" Nangong Happy continued to hold the lollipop in his mouth, and his face was paralyzed for thousands of years.
"That's it, he said, he you off, and you ignore him now. You want me to be a peacemaker. Yang Xiaoguang said.
"Did he say something was wrong?" Nangong said happily.
"Nope. He looked indescribable. ”
Nangong nodded happily: "It's not a big deal." ”
Yang Xiaoguang was overjoyed: "Then I'll call everyone here for a drink?" Anyway, you have cheap liquor here. ”
"Don't." Nangong Xingxing suddenly said with a serious expression: "This store generally does not accept customers. I hope you keep your mouth shut, don't tell anyone, and don't bring people here. ”
Seeing that Nangong was happy and so serious, Yang Xiaoguang also nodded: "I know." ”
The atmosphere was a little serious, Yang Xiaoguang wanted to adjust the atmosphere, so he smiled and said, "Sister Nangong, do you have a boyfriend now?" ”