Chapter 361: Eating Tofu

"This is sick!" Mei Niang's words became more and more presumptuous, and the men on the ** table around them all stood up, drawing knives, drawing swords, and in an instant, Han Han looked at this group of men wearing uniform black robes, and suddenly trembled in his heart, how can there be an underworld in this era?

Han Han was a little scared now. It's not that he's afraid of death, but he's afraid that this Mei Niang, who has a tendon in her head, will be injured, he just can't figure out why Mei Niang is so angry today.

Han Han didn't understand, but Mei Niang herself knew it clearly, in the Xiliang Army, who would dare to touch her hand? Who would dare touch her waist? Among the tens of thousands of Xiliang troops, no one dares, which is also the reason why Mei Niang's only woman is in the tens of thousands of men, but she will not worry about whether she will be insulted.

The first few times Han Han took advantage of Mei Niang, didn't Mei Niang also want to kill Han Han! It's just that because of Han Han's identity, Mei Niang couldn't help it, otherwise, if Han Han was just a small soldier in the Qin Army at that time, there might be no Han Han today.

The black-faced man bumped into himself just now, which is also the reason why Mei Niang was furious, there are not many men who dare to touch themselves and will not be angry, there are not many people in the world all day, and there is only Han Han behind him.

Mei Niang, who was taken advantage of by Han Han, was used to it, so Han Han touched his little hand and hugged himself Mei Niang had no temper, but for this man who 'touched' his waist, Mei Niang had to repair him!

"Neurotic, you!" Han Han didn't want to see Mei Niang's body and skin completely besieged by a group of big men, so he made a lightning shot and accurately held Mei Niang's wrist, and before she could react, Han Han grabbed the hilt of the sword and easily snatched the long sword.

Such a skillful and fast technique made the black-faced man standing in front of Mei Niang squint slightly, and glanced at Han Han with a meaningful look, he really didn't expect that this man's empty-handed white blade would be so skillful, it seems that this couple are all masters?

Mei Niang, who was robbed of the long sword, lost her weapon and was a little flustered, took a step back angrily, and then glared at Han Han and said, "Give me back the sword!" "I'm stupid to give you a sword!" Stop it! Let's keep going! "No! I'm not full yet! Mei Niang's cold gaze glared at the black-faced man, clenched her small fists, and said, "And this short-sighted thing hasn't been retributed!" Dare to touch my waist, do you want to die? ”

I just accidentally hit her with my knee, how did it end up being touched? The big man shook his head in distress, this woman's temper was really tricky, and she glanced at Han Han with sympathetic eyes, how much artillery fire does such a man have to endure every day?

"I apologized just now, and I was careless." The big man glanced at Mei Niang, then looked back at the group of news behind him, patted the table and stared at the appearance of holding a knife and a sword, waved his hand dissatisfiedly, "What are you doing one by one!" The sword in hand is not used to fight and kill. ”

A group of people around put away their swords very obediently, but there were a few men who stared at Mei Niang very unconvinced, and they couldn't be so horizontal if they were beautiful!

Mei Niang didn't have a long sword in her hand, Han Han originally thought that she would keep a low profile, but she didn't expect that the stubborn Mei Niang decided to go one way to the end, put her hand into her arms, and then pulled out a short knife, the fish intestine sword!

Han Han shook his head with a wry smile, stretched out his hand and just wanted to grab it, but this time Mei Niang, who was on guard, quickly dodged it, and then glared at Han Han dissatisfiedly, "Be honest, otherwise I will stab you together!" ”

Mei Niang's words are naturally angry, except for the last time she slept and scared herself, when did she hurt herself? A wordless wry smile, but this smile was seen by a group of gentlemen around him, but sympathy rose.

A man should stand up to the sky, but he was bullied like this by a hot-tempered lady! This woman too, even her husband has to be stabbed, what else can't this kind of crazy woman do?

A group of big men surrounded Mei Niang, and they had already imagined the Xiliang beauty in front of them with a cold temperament and a delicate appearance as a demon who could slaughter all men and women. A group of big men stared at Mei Niang with fierce eyes, and Mei Niang squinted her eyes without showing weakness, and stared back with sharp eyes.

"Look at this stance, do you want to fight me?" The tall black-faced man also knew at a glance that he was a martial arts practitioner, with thick wrists and thick arms, pointing at Mei Niang, and asked with a mocking smile, "Are you sure?" I scratched your face, but don't blame me! ”

"Good! If you have the ability, you can try it! Mei Niang snorted coldly, although she was holding a short knife in her hand, its extremely sharp blade made Mei Niang more confident, and the tip of the fish intestine sword pointed directly at the nose of the black-faced man.

Han Han slapped his forehead speechlessly, seeing that the war was about to break out, Han Han was very rational and did not mix in, but instead walked towards Xiao Er, who was hiding behind the counter with a timid face.

"Hey! Do you have any ...... here" Han Han leaned into Xiao Er's ear and whispered a few words, Xiao Er was stunned for a moment, and then shook his head decisively, "We don't have this kind of thing here, guest officer." ”

"Less nonsense! Hurry up and get it! Han Han glared at Xiao Er, Xiao Er was frightened, and still shook his head with a bitter face, "I really don't, guest officer, I'm not that kind of person!" ”

"Do you want this place to be in tatters? My wife and I won't be able to afford it! Han Han grabbed Xiao Er's collar and said in a deep voice, Xiao Er was stunned, looked at Han Han's 'Mrs.' with dull eyes, Mei Niang with a sinister face, and then endured the distress, quickly bent down and took out a small celadon medicine bottle from the cabinet, and handed it to Han Han, "This was originally intended to be used by my sister-in-law, but for the safety of the inn's tables and chairs, I couldn't bear to cut my love!" ”

"Well done!" Strange eyes glanced at Xiao Er, he is really a great person, he can be willing to give up, this is the big husband!

"Bring me two bowls of wine!" Han Han looked at Mei Niang, who was getting more and more fierce and her face was getting more and more unkind, and the big black man and his group of brothers were in a state of imminent outbreak, Han Han was afraid that he would suddenly see the scene of seeing blood and sealing his throat.

The little second-hand foot diligently poured out two bowls of wine, Han Han poured the sweat medicine in his hand into a bowl of wine, and then took two large bowls and walked quickly towards the two people, "Come!" In order for you to be able to fight happily, I can't help much, it's better to dry this bowl of banlan root, and be a Chinese in the next life! ”

"What?" Mei Niang and the black-faced man glanced at Han Han with strange expressions, Han Han's eyes rolled, and he handed over the two bowls of wine with a smile, "Hometown, don't care about these details!" Come! Done! ”

The black-faced man is also a happy person, he glanced at Han Han with a smile, picked up the bowl and then raised his head and drank it, and Mei Niang already loves to drink, and at this moment, seeing the big man drinking so happily, she didn't dare to fall behind

also took the bowl of wine handed over by Han Han, raised his head and drank it all.

Her eyes were shining, Mei Niang threw the bowl in her hand aside, there was a crisp sound of 'ping pong', Xiao Er hid behind the counter and looked at the broken bowl, grinning, really distressed.

"That's it! Come on! With that, Mei Niang rudely pushed Han Han away, held the fish intestine sword, and rushed forward quickly.

This silly girl! If you dare to run forward after drinking the medicine, aren't you afraid that you will suddenly be cut off by the other party with a dizzy head! Han Han was helpless and hurriedly followed, and at the same time, the black-faced man's temper that he had endured for a long time finally broke out, and he shouted, and then the Pu knife on his waist was pulled out and slashed towards Mei Niang.

It's really ruthless! Suddenly a little disliked the coldness of this black-faced man, Han Han held Mei Niang's long sword in his hand, and then quickly greeted him.

Han Han blamed Dahan's subordinates for being ruthless, but he didn't know that Dahan was thinking about being surprised by Han Han, because in the eyes of these people, Han Han must be a very poor man, because Han Han often received bullying and oppression from his wife, so Dahan decided to help Han Han vent his anger.

It's just that what they think is getting farther and farther away from the truth. "Be merciful!" With a shout, Han Han caught up with Mei Niang, one hand wrapped around her little waist, and at the same time, Han Han held the sword in his right hand, bent his knees slightly, and raised the sword horizontally to block the knife that the big man slashed over!

Bang! With a crisp sound, Dahan retracted half of his strength in time, but the big knife still didn't have time to withdraw, and slashed at the blade of Han Han's hand.

"What are you doing!" Mei Niang, who had just drunk the sweat medicine and didn't react, couldn't figure out what Han Han was doing to join in the fun, seeing that he blocked the big knife of the black-faced man with one hand, Mei Niang was worried again, what if she was injured!

"You wait and fight him!" Smiling and holding Mei Niang's waist and taking a few steps back, Han Han shook the long sword in his hand, and then nodded to the black-faced man with a puzzled face on the opposite side, and said, "I apologize for the trouble caused to you by holding the naughty lady today, we are leaving." ”

The black-faced man put away the knife first, looked at Han Han and then at Mei Niang, Han Han is a very gentle man, but will his fierce chess piece agree to leave?

Sure enough, Mei Niang unhappily pushed Han Han away beside her and glared at him, "You wait!" He touched my waist, and I haven't settled accounts with him yet! As she spoke, the fish intestine sword in Mei Niang's hand was raised again, but Han Han smiled and grabbed her arm with her hand, unable to move the slightest, "Don't be reckless, you can sleep." ”

"What a sleep! You dodge! Mei Niang yelled at Han Han fiercely, and just wanted to break free from Han Han's shackles, but this time she suddenly felt a little groggy and uncomfortable in her head.

Squinting her eyes, her body shook slightly, Mei Niang stretched out her hand and grabbed Han Han's shoulder tightly to stand firm, feeling that her vision was getting more and more blurred, Mei Niang froze for a moment, and then glared at Han Han, before she could remember to scold a few swear words, her body was crooked, and she fell softly into Mei Niang's arms.

What kind of kung fu is this? I don't know if Han Han put the sweat medicine in the wine, the black-faced man watched in surprise Mei Niang fell into Han Han's arms with her eyes closed, sure enough, are the husband and wife both masters in the rivers and lakes? With Han Han's amazing martial arts that can make people faint, it is really more than enough to be a successful flower thief.

"Sorry for the trouble, let's go first!" Han Han looked at the black-faced man and the group of brothers around him, nodded with a smile, and then hugged Mei Niang, carrying the burden and holding the long sword, and was about to turn around and leave.

The black-faced man stood in place and was silent for a moment, then said, "Please stay." "Please stay? Do? Still want to fight? Han Han turned his head strangely to look over, and then saw the black-faced man turn his head, handed a small bag of things on his table to Han Han, and put it in the arms of Mei Niang, who was held by Han Han, the black-faced man showed a gentle smile, "Don't fight, don't know, this small bag of dry food, I'll give it to you on the way to satisfy your hunger, my name is Li Kui, I don't know what the name of this little brother is?" ”

Li Kui? Which Li Kui? Liangshan's? After Han Han was surprised, he replied with a smile, "Under Han Han." "Han Han? Which Han Han?

Han Han is familiar with the name of the black-faced man, and the black-faced man Li Kui listens to Han Han's name, and it is even more deafening, the national teacher of the Cao Dynasty, the first genius in the world, and the man who once made a seven-step poem, isn't it Han Han?

Looking at Han Han's gentle and elegant temperament and indifferent smile in front of him, Li Kui guessed something, Li Kui, who didn't know much about the scandals of the royal court, saw that Han Han's wife holding him in his arms was just two people, Li Kui felt a little strange in his heart, if it was really him, why didn't there be a court guard to follow? It's far from the capital, but it's very remote.

Li Kui, who didn't know if Han Han was here to fight, smiled slightly, then nodded, didn't hold back or talk much, and said, "Go slowly!" Have a safe trip! Glancing at Li Kui meaningfully, Han Han smiled and nodded, "Thank you." After leaving with Mei Niang in his arms, several of Li Kui's younger brothers behind him came up and discussed, "Big brother, how can this Han Han have the same name as the national teacher?" "Could it be that he is really a national teacher? But this is Gansu, he is not in Qinghai, what is he doing here? "Shall we catch up and ask him to make a poem for us?"

A group of little brothers around him were talking nonsense, and Li Kui glared at them with a displeased face, "What nonsense!" Know how to count the etiquette! Regardless of whether the other party is or not, we have no right to detain others, and besides, we have to force others to compose poems, you are a chopping wood, what qualifications do you have to ask others! ”

Li Kui's serious words quieted down a group of noisy little brothers, Li Kui looked at Han Han's tall back who had walked out of the inn with a black face, and said to himself, "To be a man, you must keep your duty." ”

"Big brother, let's hurry too, this dart is about to be delivered." A little brother behind him said a word, and Li Kui nodded slowly, "Let's go!" ”

Li Kui's group of people were behind the inn, got into the car, rode the horse, and went around to the front of the inn to prepare to hurry, but Li Kui saw Han Han sitting in his own carriage, not moving a bit.

Li Kui, who saw something, got off the horse and walked over, and asked with concern, "Brother Xiao Hanhan, what's wrong?" "It's nothing, I won't catch the car, so I can only wait for my wife to wake up before I can continue on my way."

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