Chapter 242: Little Cheap
"You bastard, do you really want to die?" Saitama couldn't help but yell at Deadpool.
Saitama's sudden roar made Captain America not far away hear the movement, and subconsciously looked over here, and when they saw Saitama's figure, they couldn't help but change their faces.
"Oops, Saitama is here."
"It's terrible."
Captain America: Their faces turned a little ugly. On the contrary, Tony's face had a radiant feeling.
"Steve, you can't escape, I advise you to obediently hand over the Winter Soldier, so that I can not blame you for the past."
"Impossible." Captain America was resolute and decisive.
Tony's face changed again, and he said in a tone that was almost gritting his teeth: "Captain America, you have to think about what you face if you do this." β
"Of course I know, Tony, I'm sorry. Bucky is my brother. Captain America shook his head.
"Bastard, what about me? What about the members of our Avengers? Aren't we brothers? Tony roared.
"I'm sorryβ"
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"Want to die? Sorry, sorry. Although there was a time when I really wanted to die, well, I even tried various methods during that time. But not now, now I don't want to die, not at all, because my little sweetheart Vanessa she has come back to life, oh no, it should be said that she never died, no, it was dead at first, but I traveled back in time and saved her before she was killed. Well, do you understand what I mean? So I don't want to die now, I still want to live well, very well, and if I die, Vanessa will be very sad, she will definitely not find a second banana that suits her. Of course, I won't die, after all, death is too difficult for me. Deadpool chattered, and before he knew it, there was something else in it.
"It's really verbose. Never mind. Saitama shook his head, he even felt that Deadpool's head was a little problematic, and it wasn't worth talking to him at all. And most importantly, Tony needs his help now.
That's right, Tony Stark, the famous Iron Man needs his help now, because this time Tony invited Saitama, so he didn't even bring Natasha and them, and rushed over alone. If Saitama makes a move, then naturally there will be no problem. But because of Deadpool, Saitama stopped here for a while.
Tony's situation can be imagined.
Captain America, the Winter Soldier, Ant-Man and Falcon, the four of them besieged Iron Man, it should be said that it was a group fight. If it weren't for Tony's steel suit, which was passable, he might have been beaten into a pig's head by now.
"Wow, it looks like it's even more exciting, obviously under normal circumstances, Iron Man should have been beaten by two men, but now it has risen to four. Great, but unfortunately I didn't have a camera, otherwise I should have captured this scene. Deadpool whistled and said in a tone of pretended surprise.
Saitama ignored this guy, and in a flash, his figure had already disappeared in place. The next moment, Saitama appeared in front of Tony, who was beaten down.
Tony lay on his stomach and saw a pair of familiar shoes, and breathed a sigh of relief: "Saitama, you guy finally knows that you're here." β
"Well, sorry, sorry, because I saw a strange guy over there."
"Strange guy? Isn't it a little spider? After all, Deadpool and Spider really look a little similar, so it's no wonder he said that.
"Not really." Saitama shook his head: "By the way, it's this guy." I've got you covered. Saitama grabbed the Winter Soldier and held him down with one hand, so that the Winter Soldier couldn't move.
"That's right, it's this guy." Tony looked at the Winter Soldier in Saitama's hand and sneered.
"Stop, let him go, Saitama, why are you here to help Tony? The Winter Soldier: He is innocent. Captain America couldn't help but yell at Saitama, and even threw his shield directly at Saitama.
Syllable!
The shield was knocked off. Embedded directly into the wall, only a small half of it is exposed.
Then Saitama's left hand took advantage of the situation.
Bang, the smaller Ant-Man was slapped to the ground directly by Saitama, and the Ant-Man who turned back into the size of a human lay on the ground, and he couldn't get up for a while.
"Boom." The hunter swallowed, "He's the Saitama you said earlier?" It looks like it's very powerful. β
"Saitama, Bucky is innocent, you should let him go." Saitama staring at Captain America with both eyebrows.
"But he did kill someone."
"But that's not what Bucky intended."
"Even if it wasn't meant to be, it was a murder. Even if an ordinary person kills someone by mistake because of negligence, he will be sentenced. Saitama shook her head.
"But-" Captain America didn't know what to say, indeed, even if it was manslaughter, it was not intended, but as long as it was killed, then it should be sentenced, which is a normal thing. Although Bucky is manipulated by others, he does kill people, especially Tony's parents.
"Alright, Steve! Don't say it anymore, no matter what the reason, no matter what the situation, the person, it is indeed me who killed, and that is enough. The Winter Soldier sighed, then looked at Tony, "I'm sorry, Mr. Stark. It wasn't my intention, but I did do something unforgivable, and your father and I are still friends. So, even if you kill me to avenge your parents, I won't resist. β
"Won't resist? Haha, what were you doing? Tony sneered, feeling that the Winter Soldier's words were like a joke, who was the person who had just been beaten by the group? Isn't it Tony Stark?
"I'm sorry!" The Winter Soldier apologized again.
"Excuse me? Is it okay to say sorry? Bastard! Tony let out a low growl, then punched the Winter Soldier in the face.
"Buckyβ"
"Stop Steve. I did. Just let Mr. Stark come. Please don't stop him. The Winter Soldier stopped Captain America from trying to help, even though it didn't help even if Captain America wanted to help.
"Buckyβ"
"Bastard, die." Tony roared again and charged at the Winter Soldier, then punched the Winter Soldier in the face, knocking the Winter Soldier to the ground, and then the whole person pounced, crushing the Winter Soldier under him, raising his fist and slamming it into the Winter Soldier's head.
Watching the Winter Soldier being beaten by Tony, Captain America gritted his teeth, he wanted to rush forward, but was stopped by Sam and Scottron, and at the same time he also knew that the Winter Soldier wanted to atone for his sins, so he turned his head and didn't want to see this scene.
Saitama stood aside, watching the scene, scratching his head, the matter seemed to have been resolved.
"Wow couple. Did Iron Man beat up his rival in love for favor? Tsk tsk. It's really exciting. Hahaha, look, I brought a camera with me this time. A cheap voice suddenly appeared, and Deadpool's figure appeared next to him at some point, and then this guy still had a camera in his hand, and then took pictures around Tony and the Winter Soldier, and even this guy ran to Captain America and took a frontal photo of him.
"Who are you guys?"
Captain America and Tony yelled at Deadpool almost at the same time, I don't know why, looking at Deadpool, they had an urge to beat Deadpool hard.
"Well, I don't seem to have introduced myself yet, I'm Deadpool, and of course, you can also call me nicknamed Cheap. To be honest, my ass is also very warped, although not as famous as the American buttocks, but it is not bad, so I think you may want to consider me. After all, the two of you are jealous of the United States, and even make this kind of scene, I think one of you can come at me, so the distribution is reasonable. There will be no conflict. Deadpool turned around and slapped himself on the ass.
Although it's the first time I've heard of American buttocks or something, Captain America probably understands that what Deadpool said about American buttocks is referring to himself, and he can't help but turn dark. And Tony and the Winter Soldier are even in a very bad mood at this time, are they jealous of a man? Don't say it's so disgusting. It's just not too bad.
"By the way, I forgot to take a picture of your wedding last time, it's a shame. Otherwise, I can take out a photo of the two of you at this time, well, it's a wedding photo. I think you're going to be very, well, shocking? It's a shame that it's so exciting to think about. Deadpool said to Tony and Captain America.
"You guy shut up, and if you're talking nonsense, don't blame me for being rude to you." Tony said in an angry tone, although he said that he would be rude to him if he said it again, but in fact, at the same time as saying this, Tony had already given Deadpool a blow.
A shockwave hits Deadpool's body, sending him flying.
Deadpool is knocked into the air, then rolls twice and arrives in front of Captain America.
"Oh, I'm going to die. I didn't expect, I didn't expect my Deadpool to die here right now. And he was killed by Iron Man. Can you fulfill one of my wishes before I die? I've admired the famous American butt for a long time, so could you please turn around and let me touch your ass, well, it would be better if you could bend over. Deadpool grabbed Captain America's trouser leg in one hand and spoke to Captain America in a tone that he had made his last wish before he died.
"ββ" Captain America, whose face was already a little dark, turned even darker now, and then couldn't help but be impulsive and kicked Deadpool directly in the face.
"Wow, aren't you Captain America? Aren't you of noble character? In the face of the last request of the dying man, you kicked me directly. And kicked me in the face, you're too much. "Deadpool was kicked and flew out.
ββ¦β¦β
Looking at Deadpool's cheap appearance to the bone marrow, almost everyone present was eager to beat him up, and even made people feel that killing this guy was the most suitable choice.
"Who the hell are you?" Captain America couldn't help but ask in a deep voice.
"That's right, who are you? Although it looks like a spider in costume, and it's just as talkative, the spider is much purer than you. Tony also looked at Deadpool vigilantly, this guy with no name or surname, who had never heard of before, and was so cheap, maybe it would be a very dangerous guy, especially now that the superhero registration bill came out, maybe there would be some ghosts and snakes that would pop out to make trouble.
"I said, I'm Deadpool, your favorite little. And don't put me with that little spider guy, even if you put us together, then you should put me in front. Otherwise, the audience will misunderstand that I am a pirated spider, which will be very embarrassing, and it will also affect my popularity. Deadpool grumbled, trying to get Tony to change their minds.
"Deadpool?"
"Audience?"
"Although I know every word you say, why does it feel a bit messy when you put it together?"
"Alright. That's enough. Deadpool? Who the hell are you? Why is it suddenly here? What's your conspiracy? If you don't want to die, then bring me the truth. β
Tony, at this time, they kind of want to be unanimous with the outside world. Now Deadpool is this outside.
"You're so unfriendly. I'm just a little curious, a little curious about the Avengers, plus I want to see the little spiders here. That's why I came here on purpose, but unfortunately, there seemed to be a little accident, and the little spider didn't appear. But luckily, I brought my camera, and although I wasn't able to take a picture of the four people beating Iron Man, I did capture the picture of Iron Man and the Winter Soldier fighting for the sake of America's buttocks-"
"Shut up, you guy."
"Tell me, who the hell are you? Why is it here? If you don't, then don't blame us for arresting you. β
Tony raised his hands, his palms glowing white, and if Deadpool's answer didn't satisfy him, he would attack the next moment.
"But I've made it clear? Why do you still want to do this? Deadpool spread his hands and said helplessly and innocently.
"Take your hood off." Tony threatened.
"I'm sorry, I'm so handsome, I'm afraid you'll fall in love with me when you see my handsome face, and although I don't mind having a few more male admirers, my heart has been given to my little Sasha. So sorry. We can't do it. Of course, if it's one night = love, I'm still barely acceptable. Do you prefer to attack or receive? Well, I'll prepare the lube in advance, but what brand do you like? I usually use the Great Demon King or EXE brand, which is cold and cold, and it's very crun-"
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