Chapter 32: Headphones in hand
Wu Shuwen sent an invitation to form a team, and eighty percent wanted to know himself so that he could hug his thighs.
Do you want to confess your identity to him when you go in yourself?
If he knew that the "big brother" he was talking about was his student, his expression would be wonderful, right?
But this game is so cowardly, and his usual image in school is completely inconsistent, I already know, if I confess my identity, he will definitely give me small shoes to wear in the class in the future.
Or do you refuse, as if it didn't happen?
After thinking about it, Wu Shuwen persevered and sent another invitation to form a team, Ji Shaotian didn't think about it anymore, and agreed, he planned to wait and see first.
After all, how small is the probability of being able to meet your own homeroom teacher in the game, it's a pity to refuse like this.
"Big brother, can you add a friend?" After Ji Shaotian entered, Wu Shuwen asked tentatively.
"Yes."
Ji Shaotian typed and replied, and at the same time clicked on the friend interface and agreed to the friend application.
"Big brother, are you still playing? Take me one more round, I'm ten points away from the crown. ”
"Okay."
"Then let's pair up in four rows, anyway, most of the matching teammates will land in a box, haha."
With a smile, Wu Shuwen canceled the automatic replenishment of teammates and opened a game with Ji Shaotian.
Ji Shaotian faintly felt that he had some conspiracy.
"Hey, hey, is it convenient for big brother to open the microphone?"
Sure enough, as soon as he entered the game, Wu Shuwen began to ask Ji Shaotian, and he was also prepared to meet students in the game, but he should also know that the probability was very low, or he would not have kept calling Brother Ji Shaotian after exposing his voice.
"Humph!"
Ji Shaotian sneered, he just had a plug-in voice changer, which was a product that Du Teng had failed to unpack on Xianyu, this voice changer couldn't turn the male voice into a soft girl voice, so he was disliked by the original owner with bad intentions and sold it at a low price, and Du Teng also felt that he was pitted.
In addition to not being able to change a female voice, the effect of a male voice changing to other timbres is still obvious, Ji Shaotian knew that there was such a thing for the first time, so he asked Du Teng to come over and study it, but he didn't expect it to come in handy now.
"I'm in the living room, wait for me to go back to the room."
Ji Shaotian typed and replied, he didn't agree immediately, but indirectly revealed to Wu Shuwen that the reason why he didn't open the microphone just now was because he had his family by his side in the living room, hehe.
"Okay, big brother, where are we going to jump? Just gun... Or Gou? ”
Listening to the tone of his words, he was very reluctant to just shoot.
"Let's jump out of the bomb shelter and search around the prison." Ji Shaotian typed.
These two positions are generally only for junglers, and they won't jump a whole team, so they are not rigid or reluctant.
"Good, good! There's enough to feed the two of us, big brother is smart! ”
Wu Shuwen patted Ji Shaotian's ass, Ji Shaotian thought that this patting his ass was indispensable on weekdays, and everyone had a kind of homeroom teacher who had no expression after you finished your homework, and he was secretly cool.
The latter two didn't gossip anymore, two people jumped into the air-raid shelter with them, Ji Shaotian and Wu Shuwen ambushed and eliminated the two in the air-raid shelter, and after searching the air-raid shelter, the two went to the prison again, and there was only one person in the prison, and they were also eliminated by the two of them.
During this period, Ji Shaotian took out the voice changer, plugged it into his computer first, and tuned his voice much deeper and more mature, like an uncle, so different from his original voice, even his own mother couldn't hear that it was him.
The voice changer is like a small microphone, with a 3.5mm headphone plug on it, after plugging the voice changer on the mobile phone, it is very convenient to connect your own headphones to change the voice directly.
"Ahem......"
After plugging in the voice changer, Ji Shaotian deliberately opened the microphone and coughed lightly, and Wu Shuwen saw that Ji Shaotian's microphone lit up, and immediately asked, "Big brother, can you speak?" ”
"yes, that's fine."
Ji Shaotian held back a smile and replied lightly.
"Whew~"
After listening to Ji Shaotian's low and mature voice, Wu Shuwen was obviously relieved, he smiled and said, "Now the communication is convenient, big brother, you are in command, we will definitely be able to eat chicken in this game." ”
"Good. In fact...... Don't call me big brother. ”
Ji Shaotian was a little cowardly, he was afraid that if the voice changer failed one day and he was exposed, Wu Shuwen, who had been calling his eldest brother, would definitely have a deeper resentment, so he planned to be polite to him now, in case it was exposed, the end would not be too miserable.
"Zhang Wuji, it's very similar to that Jedi God Killer ID, hehe." Wu Shuwen said with a smile, "Why don't I call you Brother Wuji in the future, I hear that your voice seems to be louder than me, Brother Wuji, what are you doing?" ”
Ji Shaotian was embarrassed, and said in his heart, Wu Shuwen, are you evil? In "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", it is only the girl who is called Zhang Wuji and Brother Wuji.
"I ...... I just graduated from college and haven't found a job yet. Ji Shaotian said casually.
"Oh? Then Brother Wuji, you should be younger than me, I graduated from college for a few years. But it's not a few years old, we only look at strength in the game, with your strength, I don't lose when I call you brother. Wu Shuwen is free and easy, but when he checks students' homework, he is "more than a baht".
"Then just call me Brother J, by the way, what do you do?"
Ji Shaotian smiled and said in his heart, see if you dare to admit that you are a teacher.
"I'm ......"
After a little hesitation, Wu Shuwen said: "I work in the school, but in the political and educational office, my daily routine is to record students' grades, manage the school's official website, and not teach students, um." ”
Ji Shaotian smiled, and said in his heart that this thing lied more smoothly than me, but he also had self-knowledge, knowing that he was stubborn and obscene, and he was embarrassed to admit that he was a people's teacher!
"Well, that's good." Ji Shaotian's tone was neither salty nor light, and after glancing at Wu Shuwen's game name "Wonderful Pen Raw Melon", he said: "Then I will call you Brother Gua in the future." ”
By chance, he actually called his homeroom teacher a brother.
"Don't don't, just call me an old melon."
Wu Shuwen was very modest in front of Ji Shaotian.
"Let's go!"
Secretly smiling, Ji Shaotian replied: "Okay! ”
Later, the two no longer talked about reality, after all, they had just met, and the adult world paid attention to "only three points of words when meeting people, not all of them", and it is not appropriate to talk too much.
The two of them cooperated very happily in the back, chasing the airdrop all the way after searching for the equipment, Ji Shaotian was affected by Wu Shuwen, and he was a little reluctant, and although Wu Shuwen still loves punctuating toilets, he dares to take the initiative to shoot when he meets someone.
The two played a total of three games, eating two chickens, and in the end of one game, they were driven by the four-person team and their faces were both killed.
When it was almost eleven o'clock, the two said goodbye to the offline line.
"I didn't expect the head teacher to be quite easy-going~"
Stretching his waist, Ji Shaotian smiled, and tiptoed out of the room to go to the toilet, his parents came back at nine o'clock, then Ji Shaotian closed the microphone and hid his mobile phone for a while, and after greeting his parents, his voice was deliberately lowered, they should fall asleep now.
If they knew that Ji Shaotian had been playing the game until eleven o'clock, they would definitely be angry.
Especially his mom.
After coming back from the toilet, Ji Shaotian spent an hour completing a few test papers, plus he had played games for several hours before, even he felt exhausted and fell asleep on the bed.
Fortunately, they didn't study early at school, otherwise they wouldn't go to bed until 12 o'clock, and they would definitely be drowsy all day in class tomorrow.
Excessive gaming does affect learning.
When he and Du Teng arrived at school the next day, Ji Shaotian was a little afraid of seeing Wu Shuwen, as if he could recognize himself as the "Brother J" last night as soon as he met Wu Shuwen.
But as soon as he got to his seat, his attention was immediately diverted.
"It's ......"
There is a large packaging box on his desk, the big "ROG" red letters on the box are very eye-catching, and the headphone pattern with dazzling fire effects, the headphones are head-ear, which is particularly beautiful, and the double A side of the headphones is very similar to the RGB design of owl eyes, which is simply cool.
"Republic of Gamers...... Raptor! ”
Seeing a line of words in the lower right corner of the box, Ji Shaotian's eyes lit up, and he turned his head to look at Hei Jiayi at the same table inside, Hei Jiayi supported her forehead with one hand, and was sitting on the seat to make up her homework.
She makes up her homework every morning, and it is estimated that she played the game for a long time last night, but Ji Shaotian didn't see her tuba online last night.
"I promised you, I brought it. Don't be disgusted. ”
Hei Jiayi's voice was still calm.
"Hehe, don't dislike it!"
Ji Shaotian bared his teeth and laughed "shyly".