Of course, if you say to play with a different number, it's another matter, just now blowing water with water friends is also the reason, was stopped for 15 minutes, knowing that the accumulation to 8 hours, directly banned online, I have to say that this system is very humane for parents.

If you don't say it's a good one, you won't broadcast it?

Wushuang only remembered at this time, it turned out that there was no health system at that time, no wonder it could be broadcast continuously for 48 hours, which was very embarrassing, but fortunately, Wushuang was eye-catching, and it had long been changed to the king of consecutive victories.

"Men have six appearances: they are usually like people; cheating like a thief; Dating is like a ghost; Go to bed like a wolf; Finish like a pig; Like a cat in front of a lover...... Women also have six appearances: like a virgin in front of men; Snack like a mouse; Romance and laughter are like honey; went to bed like crazy; screaming as if it was dead; When it comes to orgasm, it's like dying of breath, don't laugh, and so do you. ”

"A person who plays with you will always say to you: Don't go, can you stay with me? Just for a moment, a person who loves you, he will only say to you: Fool, so late! Go back early! Don't make your husband suspicious. ”

"My colleague once wore a short skirt to work, and I asked her, "Aren't you afraid of walking naked with such a short skirt?" As a result, she actually lifted her skirt and said that there were safety pants, I didn't look at it because I was shy, and then I only listened to her "ah" and muttered: I remember wearing it today! I.... ”

"One day, my sister-in-law and I were at home. After taking a shower and wearing suspender pajamas, she came to me and said: Brother-in-law, I went to rest first, smelling the intoxicating smell on her body, my blood surged...... What's even more infuriating is that she still keeps the bedroom door open! I struggled in my heart, tangled, afraid that it was a trap, and I didn't dare to go in after a night of conflict, but early this morning I found a note on the coffee table in the living room, which read: "Brother-in-law, 969426423464***". Could it be that this is the Persian cipher? Or are you praising me for being a decent gentleman? ”

.....

"Dirty, anchor brother, you old dirty turtle."

"It's worthy of being an old driver, the kid admires and admires, and he is decisive."

"It's overdone."

.....

There were a few dirty jokes in the Wushuang live broadcast room, and it was decisively broadcast, and Shi Liying on the side, Wuzhishan pinched, and suddenly Wushuang's room remembered the sound of killing pigs, Wushuang didn't know that when he was dirty, Shi Liying's face turned green when he looked at it on the side, no, no one can save Shi Wushuang.

After a period of ghosts crying and wolf howling, it was really sad to hear it, and people who didn't know thought that they had staged a domestic violence scene here.

Sunday.

Fortunately, you don't have to go to school, Wushuang will still have a dark circle under his eyes, take a closer look, it definitely doesn't come out of staying up late.

On this day, Wushuang is still on the score, but he is a little calmer than yesterday, no way, there is a wicked old lady in the family, you and I say good night to each other, but we met in the King's Canyon, pop pap, this is how Wushuang's dark circles came about.

One hundred percent victory.

Steady.

Double row to Wushuang their team, also swallowed deeply, it seems that they all know that they have met the great god, sit back and wait for the great god to fly, especially when they enter the canyon interface, they see, the white dragon yin, the phoenix, the skin, gasp, it must be a master.

Sure enough.

Ten minutes or so a game to get it, when the Wushuang Star 1 Crossing the Robbery Bureau, countless tourists are waiting to give him a red, yes, the Wushuang Crossing the Robbery is the same as playing the Diamond Bureau, they have watched many of the Wushuang rounds of sailors, and they haven't seen when the headwind has passed, it's terrible.

Victory！ ~

The king is the beginning, and the pursuit of glory is not endless.

This is the sign of a king.

Tourists [Sub-Olympics] will give the anchor perfume*4.

Member [Jun Yan Laughs for Whom] presents the anchor Blue Enchantress *88.

Member [Zhaohua Zhiyaojun] presented the anchor with applause to welcome *1314.

Member [Mo Yanxi] will give the anchor rocket*1.

.....

"6666, it's really a winning streak, dick."

"Amazing, please tell me which professional player the anchor's brother is? Is it the Generalissimo? ”

"Impossible, the generalissimo participated in this year's KPL autumn game, how can he have time to play live broadcast, don't make trouble."

"Chop King, Xiao Anzi, GJ Cotton, Feiyao, Yu Sheng, MD Lao Wan, indifferent? Or XG Old Teeth? ”

"Same as curious..."

"Guess, you guess hard, I won't tell you, haha."

“。。。”

Why did everyone want to kill this old driver so much?

"I know, the anchor's younger brother's sister's surname is Shi, let's go and find out if there is a professional master with the surname Shi."

"6666, I'll look for it too."

......

Suddenly, there was a wave of searching for professional players in the live broadcast room, and many professional players with the surname Shi became popular inexplicably, and many people asked them if they were old drivers, making the second monk puzzled, what the situation was, when did they become old drivers.

Playing the king, Shi Liying took the broadcast, Wushuang prepared to go to the codeword, logged in to the backstage, and found that the system prompt came, it turned out to be a recommendation for the banner, Wushuang's eyes lit up, and after looking at the data, his own little heart couldn't help but thump.

The click rate directly broke 10 million, there were more than 60,000 recommended votes, and there were more than 8,000 monthly tickets, one horse for the show, one silver league for apprentices, three alliance leaders, 1 head, and below was the elder hall master, Wushuang said that he didn't need to look at Shi Liying's face anymore, because he had seen his small treasury constantly beckoning.

Don't say anything, hemp-slip code words.

Where is the yard the day before yesterday?,Open the notebook.,Immediately after,Yard out a shield mountain.,Just when the enemy pulled out all the protagonist's three-way highland towers,The protagonist's shield mountain moved.,A super invincible big shield (immovable as a mountain) shook down.,Even the highlands on the road are all shrouded.。

It's like an enchantment blocked by the supporting role.,That's it.,And use Wanfu Mo to open.,Throw the enemy five people into their own spring water one by one.,What kind of sassy operation is this.,It's simply invincible.。

I only want to do four things with you every day, three meals a day (breakfast, lunch and dinner).

Girl, I can't move, your chance has come (confess to me),

I just like the way you slump and sy (talking), and I like the way you go in and out of concentration (forgetting to bring your keys and forgetting your wallet when you go out).

.....

"If you don't tell me in the live broadcast room, won't I say it in me?"

Wushuang is that stricken, that's right, he was knocked out by Shi Liying last night, three chapters of the law, and he is not allowed to say those dirty jokes in the live broadcast room, this is not, he is not allowed to say it in the live broadcast room, he can enjoy it, the super invincible plug-in of the glory of the king, this is his world.

As everyone knows, in the eyes of the editor, you should play hard to rub the ball, silently mourn that you will not be involved in pornography, how to say it in the 21st century? That is, if you don't pretentious, you won't die.

As for the criteria for pornography, what is the standard?

In fact, it all depends on the individual, how yellow the thought is, how yellow it is, the so-called standard is actually self-fantasy, you don't specify what part in the article, otherwise someone reports or involves the taboo of keywords, and the censor thinks you are yellow, so naturally it will be banned, as for the standard, you don't know? If you don't know, figure it out for yourself, and no one will have time to pay attention to you.

If there are no sensitive or illegal keywords in your article, then you can only say that the editor's mind is too yellow, which is even worse, and the editor will directly cut off your head, cough cough, just kidding.

It's not really possible to close the book, right?