"Welcome to watch, Shagil talks about current affairs, I'm the host Shagil."

"I'm the host, talking about current affairs."

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Shagil: "First of all, the Sinnoh Regional League Champion Shirona and the Fangen Regional Champion Daigo came to the Kanto region for cultural exchanges, and accompanied by Wataru, one of the Four Heavenly Kings, the two champions visited the world-famous Pokémon Research Institute Dr. Ohki in Shinjin Town, and had a friendly and enthusiastic academic meeting with Dr. Ohki. It is a pity that a large number of fireworks were set off in the institute to celebrate the friendly conduct of the talks, and the Oki Research Institute was almost blown up, leaving a shadow on the talks, but fortunately there were no casualties. ”

Talking about current affairs: "According to the description of witnesses at the scene, during the explosion, a large number of people wearing Team Rocket uniforms entered and exited the Dr. Ohki Research Institute, and later through Miss Junsha's investigation, it was learned that Team Rocket made a plan to rob the elves of the Institute on the same day, but was thwarted by the two champions and Tianwang Wataru, and this operation made an indelible contribution to the fight against the underworld forces and the maintenance of the harmonious and stable development of the Kanto region. ”

Chagil: "Okay, next news, the day before yesterday, the two champions participated in the rare fossil exhibition held on the cruise ship San Diego under the name of the Withered Leaf Steamship Association, unfortunately, the cruise ship hit the reef and sank, but fortunately there were no casualties. This is very similar to the sinking of the cruise ship St. Anthony two months ago, two similar accidents have attracted the attention of the relevant authorities, and the cause of the accident is still under investigation......"

Talking about current affairs: "According to the description of the tourists on the cruise ship, the accident was planned and implemented by the terrorist organization Team Rocket, with the aim of capturing the legendary elf Lokia, but the two champions once again thwarted Team Rocket's plan, but some of the elves of the tourists on board were taken away by Team Rocket, and the alliance police said that they would do their best to recover the lost property and severely punish the villains." ”

Shagil: "But as of this point in the news, the Rockets still have no intention of taking responsibility for this. It is worth mentioning that some witnesses said that a mysterious man jumped into the sea with Sirona and a beautiful female cadre of Team Rocket and Lokia. Sirona kept silent about the matter in a later interview, and she was afraid that something unspeakable had already happened to her. ”

Talking about current affairs: "Hey, it's dirty, if this show is blocked, we won't have any money." Well, cough cough, let's take a look at the next piece of news, recently, the identity of the owner of the superpower gym in the gold city was exposed, and the owner of the gym, who is known as the superpower beautiful girl, turned out to be the popular actress Nazi! The news has attracted the attention of Nazi fans everywhere, and the Super Power Gym has taken advantage of this to launch various activities and take the opportunity to make money. Some experts pointed out that this is the hype of the superpower gym and Nazi's team. ”

Shagil: "The expert was swallowed by Miss Nazi's fans in stinky mud the day after he spoke. In addition, according to the official statement of the Superpower Gym, this event was held by Miss Nazi, the owner of the Gym, in order to let more people know about the superpower. Prizes include Miss Nazi's salt-baked sausage set, Ms. Nazi's signed photo, and Ms. Nazi's original hand towel...... Through this activity, those who are interested in superpowers can sign up for the superpower training courses offered by the superpower gym...... According to onlookers, the event was full of people and participants......"

On current affairs: "However, the event has been ordered to stop by the local police because of the indiscriminate construction of illegal buildings and the use of inferior light bulbs that led to accidents at the event site." ”

Chargil: "Next news, on the road from the gold city to the rainbow city, there is a pervert who abuses the wild elves, and attacks the elves on the road indiscriminately in a large area, without the intention of subduing the elves at all, this behavior leads to the elves on this road will have a hostile attitude towards humans for a long time, which will have an adverse impact on regional stability, which can be described as outrageous!" “

On current affairs: "In this regard, Miss Junsha of Gold City and Rainbow City jointly issued a statement that they will organize police forces to strengthen patrols on this road...... We will do our best to apprehend criminals and restore a stable and harmonious environment to society......"

Chagil: "The last piece of news, the underworld forces entrenched in the bicycle path from Rainbow City to Light Red City organized a bicycle riot group, which was arrested by the local police today...... According to the interrogation, the rioter group was killed by an unnamed trainer when he robbed him, and in honor of this unsung hero, the Rainbow City police decided to name the bridge 'Nameless Bridge'. “

Shagil, talking about current affairs: "That's all for today's news, thank you for watching, goodbye. ”