Under the leadership of the old squad leader, the soldiers of the cooking class performed the PLA camp voice in the famous platform shooting game "Battlefield 4", which is known as Boyfriend 4, and the built-in dialogue voice of these games is nothing special, but after the skillful editing and screening of a domestic game video UP master, it becomes extremely hilarious when it is rearranged with a happy BGM.

"Ahh I've been shot..."

"me, I'm bleeding all over the ground!!"

"I'm ??? Hit! TMD TMD hits! ”

"Grass! I'm hurt..."

"Who hit me in MB??"

"Labor and management were hit by TMD~~~"....

"Be careful! Grenade!!! ”

The emotions and context of the fighters are in the same order, and the emotions and context render the tense atmosphere very well, but they have always kept their faces expressionless, and this huge contrast makes the lethality of this hilarious rap increase geometrically. Most of the soldiers on the warship are post-90s or post-00s, and they often browse barrage video websites before joining the army, and the famous "Friendly Siege" on the Internet is also thunderous.

After the reform of the military rank, the old squad leader who was promoted to the rank of sergeant major was already gray with gray temples and was more than 100 and a half years old. It is said that the captain of the ship had just graduated from the Naval Naval Academy and was brought by him when he got out of the unit, and they never expected that even the captain would take the initiative to hand over cigarettes and greet the old squad leader of the cooking class on the warship.

After a brief silence in the cafeteria, the hall erupted in laughter, and some of the young soldiers even slapped their thighs in an attempt to suppress their laughter with pain, but the failure of the brainwashing song made them laugh in pain. Jiang Yunfeng slid from his seat to the ground, snot and tears flowing.

The sudden burst of laughter made Erina Nagikiri, who was sitting next to her, not know what was going on, glanced at the performance team that detonated the laughter at the scene, and then looked at the people who were already laughing forward and backwards, Erina Nagi felt very puzzled, so she pulled Jiang Yunfeng, who was paralyzed on the ground, up and asked for an understanding.

After the show, he finally stopped laughing, Jiang Yunfeng wiped away his tears and snot with a napkin, rubbed his sore abdominal muscles, and patiently explained to Erina Nagi to the origin of this brainwashing divine comedy and the demonic nature.

"You think it's funny that this kind of friendly pleading?!!" Erina Nagikiri, who is only obsessed with the ACG world such as manga and anime, and has never been exposed to online ghost animal spoof culture, sternly attacked Jiang Yunfeng's 'indifference' and 'ruthlessness'.

"Yes, yes, the eldest lady reprimanded right. We are indifferent and ruthless, deeply reviewed! Seeing that Erina Nagi didn't understand the mystery, Jiang Yunfeng didn't bother to explain it, but smiled perfunctorily.

The song "Siege of Friendly Forces" by the cooking class ignited the enthusiasm of the people present, and they bravely stood in the center of the venue to perform the program. A good Lantern Festival literary and artistic activity was stunned to be turned into a military-civilian gala, and the follow-up programs and games became more and more self-liberating. The captain and political commissar present did not stop it, firstly, the Lantern Festival was originally a happy festival, and secondly, the basic young soldiers on the ship were usually bored sailing, so that their exuberant energy had nowhere to vent, so they acquiesced to the soldiers' little presumptuousness.

Erina Nagikiri, who has greatly improved her seasickness symptoms, also participates in the game of guessing lantern riddles with high emotions, and she guesses several very difficult lantern riddles in a row, and the captain who acts as the stall owner is bleeding, and endures the pain and gives her the exquisite model of the warship itself as a jackpot.

"Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Guess an idiom? Jiang Yunfeng stopped in front of a lantern riddle and pondered, analyzing the meaning of the riddle. Erina Nagikiri, who returned with a model of a warship and a bunch of small gifts, only knew the answer to the mystery after a little scrutiny, but smiled lightly and didn't say it.

The numbers on the puzzle were missing one and ten, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, Jiang Yunfeng guessed the answer to the riddle, so he excitedly raised his hand and took off the hanging small round ball and said loudly, "I guessed it, the answer to this lamp fan is lack of food and clothing!" ”

"Congratulations, you got it right! Please claim your prize!! "The captain of the rising ship, who was also playing, shook the bell and shouted in spite of his own majesty.

Jiang Yunfeng happily twisted the small round ball, and his smile immediately froze when he saw the prize inside, and the onlookers who rushed up to watch also burst into joyful laughter. The captain looked at the prize, and his playful eyes kept switching back and forth between Jiang Yunfeng and Erina Nagikiri, and said jokingly, "You just used it." ”

Erina Nagi was also blushing at this prize, and snorted at Jiang Yunfeng angrily and left with his prize.

Jiang Yunfeng took a deep breath, smashed the half-pulled ball in his hand to the ground, and roared angrily, "Pit daddy~ This is !! ”

The half-pulled plastic ball rebounded after it hit the ground, and the prize in it was separated from the small ball, which was the box of family planning latex products that the female military doctor stuffed to Jiang Yunfeng during the day. Originally, he had already returned it and exchanged it, but he didn't expect that the feng shui would take turns, and it would return to Jiang Yunfeng in the form of lantern riddle prizes.

After a night's voyage, the formation of ships carrying the evacuees docked in Dubai, the second largest city in the United Arab Emirates, at the eastern tip of the Arabian Peninsula, at dawn the next day.

Under the precise control of the helmsman, the warship smoothly docked at the designated berth in Dubai Harbor, and the people on the two warships stepped on the territory of this tyrant country along the suspension ladder.

After all the civilians disembarked, the naval ships in port immediately withdrew the suspension ladder, occupied no more than a minute of berths in the busy Dubai Harbour, and sailed towards the open sea to join the waiting fleet to continue the escort mission in the Gulf of Aden.

The people spontaneously stood at the wharf and waved goodbye to express their gratitude to the officers and men of the navy who had rescued them from the dire battlefield, and the reporters of the major mainstream media on the wharf also broadcast this humanitarian picture of the military and civilian fish and water situation and the rescue of people from other countries to the world.

In the process of bidding farewell to the People's Navy, Jiang Yunfeng finally met Fu Hua, who had not been seen for a few days, and the members of the team reunited together to take the bus arranged by the Chinese Consulate General to Dubai International Airport.

Fu Hua, who was dragging his luggage and following his parents to the boarding aisle, found that Jiang Yunfeng did not follow, so he turned around and asked, "What are you still standing stupidly for?" ”

Jiang Yunfeng smiled and waved goodbye: "After the Lantern Festival, the Lunar New Year will be over, I plan to repair it in Dubai, wait for Chuangzhen and Xiaohui to arrive, and then I will leave for Paris to make an appointment." So ~ squad leader take care all the way! ”

Fu Hua fell into hesitation, and he also wanted to go to Paris with Jiang Yunfeng, just like Rio de Janeiro when he went to Brazil. But the call of her parents still made her bite her lip, just said that she remembered to go back to school on time to report, and resolutely dragged her suitcase into the boarding gate.

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