Chapter 64: A Strange Literary Fight
"Alright. I think everyone has a good idea of the beauty of Lord Xinling. If you want to get the county lord of Xinling, then you must at least have a very handsome appearance. Otherwise, it's a flower stuck in cow dung. "The staff member said it with a lot of humor. provoked a burst of laughter from the audience. But if you think about it, it seems too unfair to take a beautiful wife if a person is too ugly. At least as for those handsome guys, it's not fair. But the appearance is given by the parents. It's not your fault that you're ugly, but it's your fault that you're scary. Hehe.
Therefore, the topic of this Wendou is: within 10 minutes, say a reason why you are handsome. If you say it well, then he is a handsome guy, and if you say it badly, even if you are a handsome guy, you can only say sorry to you, you were eliminated! When the staff said such a topic of Wendou, many people were obviously stunned. Could it be that if you say that you are handsome, you really become handsome? Is that okay? Is this also called Wendou?
"Don't underestimate this topic." The staff patiently explained: "Actually, this is to train your ability to think in all aspects in a short period of time. If you say it well, then the Lord of Xinling will think that you are undoubtedly handsome in terms of thinking. What the county lord of Xinling means is that a handsome guy doesn't have to be really handsome, but at least his thinking must be handsome! Do you understand? Everyone! ”
None of the 53 people, including me, understood this explanation. What is this? Anyway, no matter what the reason is, this time Wendou wants to tell a truth, that is: I am handsome!
The people in the audience obviously don't have much objection to this topic, if it is that kind of crepe thing, the audience will feel bad, and they may even doze off after listening to it for a long time. However, like this topic, say a reason why you are handsome, that is, praise yourself for being handsome, what a creative topic this is. The county lord of Xinling seems to really understand the young man's heart. Today's boys, almost all of them have reached a certain level of understanding of handsomeness, and such a competition is not unfair. The appearance was given by his parents, that's right, God is destined and can't be changed, but now the county lord of Xinling has given such a big opportunity, as long as he says a reason to be handsome, then even if he is ugly, he will become handsome. If you can't say it, or say that it's worse than others, then even if it's a handsome guy, you'll become uglier than others.
I've been thinking about this topic in my heart. I think of a lot of handsome reasons, but I must think of the best reason that everyone can remember, so that when they think of this reason, they think that I am the most handsome guy in the world. Hehe. Even though I'm ugly, I'm gentle.
At this time, the first person has already said the reason why he is the most handsome.
"Hello everyone, as soon as I heard this topic, I said to myself, I'm done. Maybe it's God's arrangement, when my parents were born, they would think I was a handsome guy and would fascinate girls all over the world. So, they gave me the most handsome name, yes, my name is Chen Shuai. Think about it, so handsome that even his name is Chen Shuai, can it be said that there is anything more handsome than me? That's all for my reasons, thank you! Chen Shuai withdrew. The staff checked, indeed, the first person to come out and say the reason for being handsome, his name was Chen Shuai, and it really made him go shit luck. That's fine! It seems quite convincing.
The second person to come to power was a more Sven person, but it seemed a bit pedantic. Hehe, it's a bit like Lu Xun's Kong Yisi. Because his clothes look a lot like the ones Kong Yisi wears. Of course, that's just my feeling, I don't know what the audience feels like.
"Introduce yourself. Hello everyone, my name is Kong Shen. "I said in my heart, hehe, maybe you and Kong Yiji were one family five hundred years ago. Kong Shen continued: "There is only one reason why I am handsome: the mountains are edgeless, the heaven and the earth are together, so I dare not be handsome!" "With the tone of the hole, it's really sour enough." The meaning of this sentence is that when the mountains have no edges and corners, when the heavens and the earth are combined, I am not handsome. But will the mountains be edgeless? Will heaven and earth come together? No! So I'm the most handsome! Thank you! Kong Shen's words seem to look a lot like Wen Dou, but they are too sour.
Next, it was the number three who came out. Let's call him that for now. Lest Rosso.
"I don't know what handsome is, but my heart for the county lord of Xinling is unchanged, this is my handsome! Thank you"
Trumpet IV.
"I don't want to say more about the reasons for handsome. I'll give you an example. There was a guy who said I was handsome, and I asked him why he said I was handsome, and guess what he said? He said, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." Thank you, I'm handsome, and the reason is over. ”
Fifth trumpet
"Handsomeness is not only a man's pain, but also a woman's pain...... I'm lonely for the rest of my life...... Because...... All the women don't think they're worthy of me...... That's the most handsome reason. Thank you! "Wow, look for a fight, since you want to be lonely for life, what are you doing at this marriage proposal conference?
I don't know how many handsome reasons I said, but it was finally Shen Yuan's turn to play. He walked slowly onto the stage. As soon as he appeared, everyone's eyes lit up, and from the outside, he already had the qualifications to be handsome. I don't know if the reason why he is handsome is the same as his people. Shen Yuan smiled like a sunny face: "Hello everyone. Let me tell you a story. Do you know how the Villars Desert came to be? As we all know, the Villas Desert is bordered by another city, and it is also the largest desert in the Villars Empire. Now I will talk about the formation of this desert. You may wonder what the formation of this desert has to do with my handsomeness. But don't worry, after you listen to what I have said, you will know that there is a relationship between the two. ”
Shen Yuan's words not only hooked the hearts of all the audience, but also aroused the hearts of Qian Xiaoyan. What does Shen Yuan's handsome have to do with the Villars Desert? This is the only doubt on people's minds.
"There was a girl in my neighborhood who had a crush on me. Of course, I didn't know because I was so handsome. She would look at me infatuated every day, and even when she saw my back, her heart would breathe faster. She would mumble to herself and whisper something every day. Once I couldn't help my curiosity, so I secretly hid in a corner and eavesdropped, only to hear the girl say: There is no desert in the world, but every time I see your handsome appearance, a grain of sand will fall from the sky, and from then on there will be the Velas Desert! I was so moved that I ran out to meet that girl! Because I have to thank her for being so fond of me. Alas, it wasn't my fault that I was handsome, but my handsomeness inadvertently created the largest desert in the Vilas Empire. This is something I didn't expect. Later, I asked her: Is there not only the Velas Desert in the world, but also other deserts? The girl said, "That's because other girls are also crushing on you." ”
"What more can I say? What a sin it is for me to be handsome! Because because of my handsome relationship, there are so many deserts in the world, and I solemnly apologize to you! If handsomeness is a sin, then I have sinned; If handsome is a mistake, then I have been wrong again and again; If Shuai is also to be punished, then I will not be cut by a thousand knives! I'm done, thank you! With that, Shen Yuan walked down slowly.
Qian Xiaoyan grimaced at him. She whispered, "Is there really another girl who has a crush on you?" Shen Yuan smiled slightly: "Yes, I have never deceived the audience!" Qian Xiaoyan asked, "Who is that girl and what is her name?" Shen Yuan deliberately stopped, and then whispered to Qian Xiaoyan: "She, called, Qian Xiaoyan." Qian Xiaoyan was ashamed and angry: "It's less smelly and beautiful, how can I have a crush on you!" "If it weren't for seeing so many people now, maybe Qian Xiaoyan would have used her magic to fight with Shen Yuan on the spot.
Next, it was Qian Xiaoyan's turn. Can a girl be described as handsome? Of course not. This is undoubtedly a huge test for Qian Xiaoyan. It seems that you can only be thick-skinned. For Qian Xiaoyanlai's psychology, I don't know why, I just don't want to lose to Shen Yuan. He can speak so well, and I, Qian Xiaoyan, can also tell the most handsome reason. Thinking of this, Qian Xiaoyan calmed down, and she slowly walked onto the stage.
Many viewers saw a beautiful girl walking up, and thought it was time for intermission. Who knows, the beautiful girl said: "The reason why I am handsome is because I am handsome and chic, graceful, jade tree in the wind, young and golden, brave and mighty, jade-faced Langjun, invincible benevolent, brave and fearless..." There are so many adjectives, all of which are used to describe my handsomeness. Well, that's why I'm the most handsome, thank you! Qian Xiaoyan didn't care about the audience's brains that had lost their thinking, slowly bowed, and walked off the stage.
The audience was secretly surprised by Qian Xiaoyan's handsomeness, and they didn't expect to see girls at the marriage proposal conference.
A few more people took their turn, and finally it was my turn. To be honest, it's fake if you're not nervous. In full view of everyone, if you want to be calm, you can't do it anyway. I find my current state terrible. As soon as I took the stage, I was very nervous. I don't even know where to put my hands, and I don't know where to put my feet. And the tongue seems to be a little disobedient. "Big ......... Hello everyone! I'm a traveler... Know...... Any idea why I'm wearing a mask? .......Because... Because I'm so handsome... It has happened many times that girls take the initiative to give them a hug. …… So, in order to avoid sexual harassment....I wore this mask. Of course... Of course, that's definitely not why I'm really handsome. I think I can illustrate my handsomeness by giving a positive example. ”
The audience was so nervous when they saw a masked teenager on the stage that he couldn't even speak continuously, and it seemed that he had already stammered, and he was really a shy teenager.
"Once, I traveled to a place called Ullah. The people there are very open. Girls propose directly to boys. I wasn't wearing a mask at the time, and I hadn't taken a few steps down the street when I was stopped by a girl. Guess what that girl wants to do? ”
Since I've already mentioned that the folk culture is open, and now that it's in a different city, the first thing that comes to the viewer's mind here is, "I must be courting you!" Someone in the audience shouted. No, it must be a marriage proposal! "What's more....I said she was just asking for directions...."The audience seemed to argue themselves.
"No, let me tell you. The girl blocked my way, and she didn't care about anything, so she asked me: Are you handsome? I was stunned. How do I answer? According to my principles of life, I am relatively modest, so I said that I am not handsome. Unexpectedly, the girl slapped her, I couldn't dodge, and was instigated a five-finger print, and when she left, she also scolded that the handsome guys in this world are hypocritical. ”
The audience laughed. It seems that handsome guys are not necessarily popular.
"But it's not over yet. I walked down the street again the next day. I was stopped by a girl again. Guess what that girl wants to do this time? ”
"This time it's definitely courtship!" Someone in the audience said. "No, this time it's definitely a marriage proposal!" "What's more, according to me, it's asking for directions...", the audience began to discuss again. Completely ignoring my existence.
"The girl stopped me and asked me the same question as the previous girl: Are you handsome? I learned the lesson of the last time, nodded my head, and said: I am handsome. I didn't know that the girl also slapped her. Before leaving, she said: The most unhappy thing about me is the kind of person who doesn't know how to be humble! ”
The audience burst out laughing again, and it seemed that this handsome guy was unlucky enough.
But it's not over. On the third day, I walked down the street again. At this time, I suddenly ...... "I deliberately stopped."
"No need to ask, there must be another girl!" Someone in the audience guessed.
I shook my head: "Wrong! This time, several girls suddenly surrounded her. I don't know what the reason is, but they asked the same question as the two girls two days ago: Are you handsome? How do I answer this? If you say you are handsome, you will be beaten, and if you say that you are not handsome, you will be beaten. Audience, what do you say I should do? ”
"Wow, it's not easy to be a handsome guy!" "It's not easy to be a handsome guy!" A lot of the audience sighed like this, even though they weren't handsome guys. I said in my heart, hehe, it seems that I have managed to leave an image of me as a handsome guy in the hearts of the audience. It seems that my presentation this time was quite successful. Still, the finishing touches still need to be done.
I continued: "I learned the lessons of the first two times, this time, I didn't say anything, silence is golden, there is nothing wrong with this moment. I don't know that my silence did not bring good luck, but it brought me more harm. At that time, I didn't answer them, I turned around, trying to get out of their encirclement, when several girls surrounded me and punched and kicked me, and one of the most fierce scolded me: You kid is so handsome that he dragged like this? ”
Ha ha... The audience couldn't hold back the laughter anymore. They all laughed maniacally.
"Well, my reason for being handsome is over with the end of this story. In the end, whether I am handsome or not, it's up to everyone to say, after all, people who say they are handsome are not necessarily convincing, only those who are affirmed by most people are really handsome! That's why I'm handsome, thank you! With a bow, I turned and got off the stage.
Although the county lord of Xinling did not come to the scene. But she could still see this literary fight, she never thought that there was a person called freedom who could interpret the reason for handsome so humorously and vividly. The other people are much inferior to the handsome reason of this man called freedom. Unconsciously, the attention of the county lord of Xinling was on me. Before that, her attention was on a person named Shin Yuan.
Qian Xiaoyan also saw the person called freedom, he came to the stage to tell the reason why he was handsome, it was really amazing! This is so handsome that I don't know how many times stronger than so-and-so to become a desert. In this comparison, the person called freedom should win in the second level. Inadvertently, Ling Xiaoyan's gaze swept towards Shen Yuan. Shen Yuan also knew that his reason for being handsome was not as good as that of the person called freedom. But this Qian Xiaoyan shouldn't look at herself with that kind of eyes. Damn, it's so contemptuous. Shen Yuan was secretly unhappy in his heart, I don't know why, anyway, as soon as he came into contact with Xiao Yan's gaze at the person called Freedom, Shen Yuan's heart was very unhappy. He was desperate to find someone to fight with, especially the one called Freedom. It's best to be able to beat him half to death, and see if he can be handsome or not!
There are a few other people behind me, and they are much less handsome than I am. Their handsome reasons did not arouse the interest of the audience in the slightest. Those people are also quite depressed, if only the person called freedom appeared later, so we seem to be very bad now.
The second fight was almost over. The staff immediately conducted an intense review.
The roster for the third level is also coming out soon.