Chapter 10: Look at my anti-routine
"Nima, there are still ten seconds left to start the game, and the blind monk still hasn't changed the punishment?"
Is this the rhythm of letting my brother live chop and hang?
Xie Lang swallowed heavily and looked at the skills of the four teammates beside him:
You can't be so cheating, right?
The gift is small, but the problem is that Xie Lang bragged just now, saying that the blind monk would not change the punishment, and he would be hung live broadcast.
Now I'm going to slap my face.
"Whoever retreats in seconds is my son." The blind monk pretended to be forced again.
"Hehehe, then let's send it to the Welfare Bureau on the other side!"
There are 5 ...... left in the countdown to the Teleporter Summoner's Canyon 4…… 3…… 2……
Bite!
"Your teammate, I'm not Lu Benwei, quit the game, and the team was forcibly disbanded."
the groove.
Xie Lang broke out in a cold sweat.
Luckily, there was still a last second for a teammate to quit the game.
Otherwise, after entering the Summoner's Rift, the teammates will quit again, and it will have no effect.
After returning to the game hall, Xie Lang's Qianli Transmission came again, and he immediately opened the Qianli Transmission and listened to it angrily:
"Hey, little brother, cute and charming little brother, are you still angry with me?"
The voice was very loud, and Xie Lang's body trembled when he heard it, and then everything became boring.
Originally, Xie Lang casually threw the other party's Qianli Transmission in the trash, but if you think about it carefully, the other party is talking to himself in a low voice, and he won't be happy if he doesn't reply to one, right?
"Is there anything you want me to do?" Xie Lang asked.
"Little brother villain, can you add me a friend, it's very inconvenient to verify the transmission in this way, people just say a few words, can you delete it after you finish speaking?"
Luo Qili's voice now is sweet and gentle, revealing a trace of indescribable magic.
In fact, Luo Qili on the other end had a look of anger in her eyes, and her face was clearly a look of wanting to kill.
But she held back her anger and still said angrily, "Little brother, I'm sorry, I cheated you just now, so I want to add you as a friend and take you to win once." ”
"Take it as my compensation, please, or my conscience will not be happy, please! ▄██●!! ”
The expression is vivid and vivid.
Luo Qili has lived for 22 years, and this is the first time she has begged a man to add friends.
Fortunately, this new routine seems to have some effect, at least the other party began to transmit his voice back to himself.
Xie Lang couldn't help but be amused by the other party's expression.
As the saying goes, there must be a demon when things go wrong, Xie Lang is not a fool.
He knew that this woman must be a bad idea to fight something.
Maybe you just want to get your home address and then come to your own trouble.
Hum..
"When I, Xie Lang is a fool?"
"Brother is a man who has played fairy jumping!"
When my brother was 20 years old, he picked up a color in an Internet café. Love card, so dial the phone number above, opening the door to another world!!
"That day, I will always remember... I stripped naked... Sit on a bed and wait for the arrival of the pretty little sister. ”
Xie Lang told the old story with emotion.
Outcome......
As a result, Nima and several big men rushed in, beat Lao Tzu violently, and took away Lao Tzu's 300 oceans.
Hehehe, so it is said that eating a trench grows a wisdom.
With just your little trick, how can you deceive me now?
Xie Lang immediately replied: "Little sister, I feel ashamed to hear you say this, I didn't have a good temper just now, and I was in a bad mood, I'm sorry." Xie Lang's mind turned, and he thought that since you want to play, let's play with you.
Routine up WHO afraid of WHO?
Well?
How did this guy tone and how did he suddenly change so well?
Hearing Xie Lang's thousand-mile transmission, this made Luo Qili's heart begin to feel dark.
Shen Wanwan also whispered beside her, "Hurry up and add him as a friend, and then invite him to open a black one, and then let's slowly pretend to be friends with him, and when we get acquainted, we will say that we will go to him to play on vacation, so that we can cheat out his address and avenge the promotion just now." ”
"Great idea! You're so smart, what's the point! ”
Luo Qili hugged Shen Wanwan's pink face and took a heavy "puff", "Miss Ben's first kiss, hehe." "It's a good scene. Hue.
Holding back the smile that succeeded in the treacherous scheme, Luo Qili's crisp and pleasant voice came over again: Brother villain, add friends.
Bite!
You've successfully added a cute and charming villain!
Subsequently, Luo Qili sent Xie Lang an invitation to the game.
Xie Lang seemed to be waiting on purpose, so he immediately accepted the invitation, and then when he came to the open black hall, he made a drooling color. Color emoticons.
"Sure enough, it's a nasty embryo, the reality is definitely not a good person, old yin stick, you just wait!" Luo Qili thought to herself.
The corners of Shen Wanwan's mouth were pulled at the top of her mouth, and she scolded indifferently, "Dead wolf!" ”
"Little brother villain, I haven't asked how to call you yet." Luo Qili endured her disgust and took a bite of a little brother.
"Just call me the villain little brother, start the game, this will give me a good fight." Xie Lang said.
"Isn't that right? Villain little brother, do you have a name? Luo Qili is obviously using Xie Lang's real name.
"Isn't it good to call the villain little brother?"
"Okay, little brother villain, can't we talk for a while, why are you in such a hurry to play games, to be honest, do you have no girlfriend in reality?" In order to take revenge, Luo Qili decided to let go.
If she doesn't give out the address and name of this wolf's home, she swears not to be a human being.
Shen Wanwan felt that she was in a hurry, and hurriedly said: "Qili, if you ask people so presumptuously, aren't you afraid of scaring people?" Giggles, people who don't know think you like this kid. ”
Xie Lang, this kid was teased by two female devils.
If he hadn't known how many pounds and taels he had, he almost thought that others liked him.
Hum~
Want to set your brother's name?
Look at how my brother is anti-routine.
"Beautiful?" Xie Lang's eyes shot at Luo Qili with hot eyes, and he paused and said: "Good name, what a good name, Qili Qili, as soon as I hear the word Qili, it gives me a feeling like a spring breeze, I can take the liberty of asking, Miss Qili, what is your surname?" ”
"Oh, my surname is Luo, you can just call me Qili." Luo Qili didn't think about it, and directly told Xie Lang's name.
"Ahem, ahem." She had just finished speaking, but was interrupted by Shen Wanwan's cough.
Although Luo Qili has a very bad temper, she is not a city government, she is like Shen Wanwan, full of bad water, and she is clever.
As soon as she finished introducing herself, she introduced her best friend to Xie Lang again, and told Xie Lang that the beauty next to her was the rampaging Lori Jinx just now, called Shen Wanwan.
"Uh...... It turned out to be Luo Qili and Shen Wanwan, who were disrespectful and disrespectful. Xie Lang nodded, a subtle evil smile flashing in his eyes.