Sixty-five

It's easy to kill the boss, and it's easy to sing.

But if you combine those two things, it's probably one of the hardest things in the world.

Fang Ding, who went to fight the monster as a watchman, rushed towards the boss, and sang the miserable tune to his grandmother's house.

"Who can ignore their homeland~~ Huo! (roaring) put aside the memories of drinking! (Use Defensive Stance) ...... Oh, childhood ~~~~~"

Hearing the command of this shouting skill mixed with the out-of-tune singing, we all burst into laughter.

"Seriously, seriously, let's train that! ~~~ It's time for me to sing? Oh...... Who can bear to look at yesterday's '!' (using the charge) sorrow~~~" while charging and singing, I also laughed, "Take away~~ Haha, take me, bah! (Use of punishment) ~~Our smile~~"

Everyone laughed, and their tunes all ran in line and disappeared.

The magic flute also laughed wildly and sang while releasing magic: "Youth~~ Hahahaha, Ice Youth can't understand the red dust, I'll smash it!" Rouge stained all over me, I'm icy! ~~Ash~~~Hahahaha"

Ah Long had already rolled on the ground with laughter: "Hahahaha, let, haha, long absence, no, see, hahahaha, tears, moisturizing your hahahaha, your hahahaha......" Ah Long, who was rolling on the ground, basically held his stomach and struggled to read this sentence word by word.

Moses sang and directed, but he was meticulous and did not smile. "Sing your enthusiasm ~~~~ Aaron puts a trap! Stretch out your hands ~~~~~ the original aura of power! ~~~ Let me hug and add blood! Your dreams~~~~ Let me have your true heart, curse! ~~Faces~~~"

The more Moses sang seriously, the more we laughed, and when Moses sang the phrase "Let me have the curse of your heart," even the little girl Rose burst into laughter.

Fortunately, Rose just laughed, cleared her throat and continued to sing: "Let our smile ~~ full of youthful pride~~Pride~~~~ Give a pious prayer for tomorrow~~~~"

Since Fang Ding slashed at the boss for the first time, only now has someone finished singing a complete sentence.

The depressed boss, the rhinoceros monster, also let out a long cry when he saw us singing and laughing at it one by one. Not to mention, this long cry hits exactly a quarter of a beat, and it blends in with our singing. Everyone ran back to Grandma's house again under the guidance of Rose, and in the end almost every one of us "sang" the song intermittently.

Because when singing, everyone forgets to think, and when they don't sing, they listen carefully to whether it's their turn. So this simple boss, we killed it for a whole afternoon, and only killed it after singing the running version of Tomorrow Will Be Better seventeen times.

After killing the boss and finishing today's training, we all lay on the ground with our stomachs in our arms. This method can really work out the coordination quickly, and it can also work the abdominal muscles. Not only do you have to cooperate with each other in battle, but you also have to cooperate back and forth in song. If we could easily kill the boss while singing the song in its entirety without going out of tune, what a spectacular scene it would be. It is estimated that our cooperation at that time was also practiced.

"Okay, that's it for today. Each team is free to move, but the team members can't be scattered among themselves! Tomorrow at noon, after the squad game, we will continue to train like this! I said.

"No problem!" Everyone's motivation is high.

"In order to better exercise, I decided to add a punishment mechanism, when killing the boss, it is strictly forbidden to laugh, and the offender will be punished, and the punishment will be to sing with a bare ass in the square!" I said aloud.

"Boss! That's a good idea! Except for Aaron, everyone shouted in unison.

Ah Long didn't shout, he was still laughing, his legs were weak, his face was red, he was covered with dirt, he was holding his stomach tightly, and he was humming weakly, but he couldn't call him at this time, just touch him, and he laughed again.

"Your smile is too low!" The Magic Flute shook his head, "It seems that tomorrow the girl in the square is destined to sing." ”

"Turns out, aren't we active at night? So what do we do? Fang Ding asked.

I didn't speak, but pointed ahead with my chin.

I've already noticed that not far from us, two teams of people are arguing over monster grabbing. A few brutal orcs scolded the two dwarves while robbing monsters, and the dwarves were forced by the large number of people on the other side, and they didn't dare to fight back, but they refused to stop fighting the boss. This boss is a small boss in the wild, simple and easy to fight and has a good drop rate.

"The deal is coming!" Fang Ding's eyes lit up.

That's right, during this free time in the evening, according to the plan, we are going to practice actual combat, and if we don't have a chance, we have to create opportunities. What's more, this is a good opportunity right now.

I didn't plan to do anything in group A, and Ah Long in group C lay on the ground and couldn't get up, Fang Ding and the magic flute in group B glanced at each other, and walked towards the orcs in tacit understanding. Moses and I, as well as Rose, sat down, intending to watch the show carefully.

Seeing that the dwarf refused to give up, the orcs each showed a fierce expression and brandished their long swords and shouted at the dwarf: "Give you three seconds, if you don't leave, we will be strong!" Saying that, they each turned on the PK switch.

The two dwarves thought for a moment, the other party was outnumbered, and killing themselves was a vain kill. Unwillingly, he silently walked out of the battle circle, unconvinced but helplessly retreated, and a dwarf bumped into the oncoming magic flute.

"I'm sorry, I didn't see it." The dwarf said quickly and politely.

The magic flute hugged his dwarf: "Hey, it's you~~ Remember that I don't, we killed rabbits together in the novice village!" ”

The dwarf naturally couldn't think of it, but the other party was so enthusiastic that he also laughed: "Ah, it's you, hehe." ”

The Magic Flute quickly got to the point: "What, they robbed you of the blame?" Don't be afraid, look brother, I'll breathe this out for you. As he spoke, he pushed aside the dwarf who was originally holding him in his arms, and shouted at the orcs: "The monster who dares to rob my brother, is you tired of life!" ”

The five orcs looked at the magic flute with disdain, and laughed: "Boy, we are tired of life, what do you want?" ”

The Magic Flute swaggered over and patted an orc, and said with an amiable smile on his face, "I'm going to fuck you!" ”

The orc was furious, and slashed at it with a sword without even thinking about it. -57

The purpose of the magic flute was achieved, he looked at the system's prompt "You are being maliciously attacked" and the name displayed by the other party laughed and turned on the ice armor, an ice ring froze the five orcs and the boss in place, and before they could react, a teleportation flashed out.

"Alright, it's time to do it!" The Magic Flute screamed and hailed, and the hail covered the orcs.

The two dwarves thought that the magic flute was calling them, and they hesitated for a moment to pick up the axe and just wanted to put it on, but they were resisted by a tall figure: "You two stand still." ”

That man was Fang Ding, who was teaming up with the Magic Flute, and if he attacked these orcs now, it would be a legitimate defensive action.

Fang Ding roared, threw a few javelins at the orc, and then grabbed his spear and rushed over. Only the two dwarves were left with a dashing back.

"Shall we both go and help?" One of them asked the other.

"No, don't you see this man's equipment. It's too fierce! The other stared intently at Fang Ding's golden armor, drooling.

Fang Ding's javelins were pierced on the five orcs respectively, and at this time, the orcs had just finished the restriction of the ice ring, and they were hit by a few javelins, scolding and slashing at Fang Ding who rushed over. Fang Ding rolled forward into the crowd, and the wild attack was a sweep, hitting everyone. Then he raised his light shield against the others, and stabbed all sorts of fierce moves at one of the highest-ranking orcs. The magic flute also shot ice arrows one by one, and quickly killed the orc under the combined attack of the two.

"Damn, the captain is dead! You two are going to kill that dwarf, and the third child and I are going to kill this! One of them shouted.

The two orcs immediately turned their heads and charged towards the magic flute, the magic flute was accurately calculating the location and time, an ice ring froze the two on the way to the charge, and began to concentrate on playing with the two, first turning one person into a cute and innocent little sheep, and then running to the other person with a slowing down ice arrow, and flying a kite.

Fang Ding over there is one VS two, this is simply no challenge for him, these orcs don't know how to PK at all, let alone cooperate, they were easily picked up by Fang Ding to the ground, and at the same time, the orcs over there were also played to death by the magic flute, and they didn't touch the magic flute before they died.

"What a pervert!" The two dwarves watching were dumbfounded.

The Magic Flute walked over and hugged the dwarf again: "Hehe, you can continue to kill the boss." ”

Where is there a boss to kill now, the boss has already been killed by two people by mistake, and there is only one BOSS corpse on the ground.

"The boss is dead, so let's pick up what it burst out of later." Fang Ding didn't look at what was going on, and said chicly.

Amid the repeated thanks of the two dwarves, I, Moses, and the newly recovered Aaron walked over, and Rose followed closely behind me. I greeted them: "It's not bad, next time I kill a master, people of this level are boring." ”

"yes, it's not challenging." Fang Ding shook his head, not noticing the surprised gazes of the two dwarves when they looked at him.

Moses also praised: "It's a good fight, but ~~~~"

"But how?"

Moses narrowed his eyes and said slowly.

"Remember, you have to sing when you kill people in the future!"