[10] The pervert is completely hopeless

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The bullwhip, also known as the bull chong, is the external genitalia of the bull. Bullwhip is rich in male hormones, protein, fat, can tonify the kidney and support yang, the main treatment of kidney deficiency and yang 'wilting, missing' sperm, waist and knee soreness and other symptoms, in addition, the collagen content of bullwhip is as high as 98%, it is also the best choice for women's beauty. As a precious tonic food, bullwhip is widely popular all over the world, and it is also a hot dish in various food and beverage establishments. The history of bullwhip has a long history, and the earliest bullwhip brand in China was founded in the Yongzheng period of the Qing Dynasty and has a history of nearly 300 years.

This is the explanation I found for you with my mobile phone about bullwhips.

I'm sure you already know what this thing is.

It's something that makes a girl blush when it sounds, and I think it's twice as ghostly as eating animal offal.

The sale of roasted bullwhips here made me think it would be a mistake to bring Alice.

"Brother.... I want to add this - bullwhip. ”

Lord Lori has handpicked the great bullwhip.

She pointed to the word bullwhip like a curious baby, a word that was probably new and unfamiliar to her.

It makes sense that a foreign girl would be interested in quirky Chinese food.

But the situation at this time was not good for me - when Alice said that she wanted a bullwhip, the eyes of the surrounding guests gathered together, looking at Lori and me with a surprised face, and the orderer holding the order menu next to her couldn't help but laugh.

It was a super embarrassing moment for me.

"Love.... Alice.... Do you know what a bullwhip is? ”

I leaned over slightly like a gentle big brother, touched her head, and asked with a kind and embarrassed smile.

"I don't know, maybe it's the tail of a cow?"

Alice looked up at me with a slightly red face.

"Not really! The bullwhip is xx, xx! xx who gave birth to a child! ”】

Because the current situation makes me a little stressed, I am a little crazy to explain to her **, of course, I can't explain it like this, the first is that the people around me are watching me seriously at this time, and the second is because I can't teach Alice badly.

"A bullwhip is not a cow's tail..... It's just something that has a strange purpose and tastes...."

I was embarrassed to explain this to Alice, hoping that she would discourage the idea of eating a bullwhip.

"Oh, what does it taste like, has my brother eaten it?"

Alice didn't directly answer whether she wanted a bullwhip or not, but raised her head and asked me this question.

Have I ever eaten a bullwhip?

Of course not! Of course not!

First of all, I don't need to use him for aphrodisiac, and I'm not a person who is functional in some way (on the contrary, I'm worried that some function of my second personality is too powerful)

And then....

Doesn't it have to be contained, it must be bitten! I feel like the place where I ate the cow anyway, super super super ghost animal and incomprehensible!

"My brother hasn't eaten it..... But Alice must not eat it. ”

I was in a cold sweat and explained to Alice.

- "Oh, then Alice won't eat it, but I want to see my brother eat it, and then tell me if it tastes good to eat bullwhip?" ”

Alice said this to me obediently, tilting her head slightly, looking very expectant.

β€œ.......”

My mood instantly dropped inexplicably.

Feed.

Hey, hey, hey.....

What kind of development is this!?

Can I refuse?

I looked at little Alice, Lori looked super expectant, grabbed the corner of my clothes, raised her crystal blue eyes, and looked at me with a red face.

And the people around me also cast a "if you don't agree to her, you're a scumbag" gaze.

β€œ.......”

I was under the double pressure of little Alice and the people around me, gritted my teeth, and made a man's decision-

"Alright, a string of bullwhips."

I pretended to be kind and natural, and said in a tone that was about to cry to the clerk standing next to me.

"Poof... Ha ha... Okay, I'll be sure to pick a big one for you. ”

The clerk covered her mouth and reassured me very happily, as if she was about to laugh and burst into tears.

Laugh at your sister... Soul light! Woo woo woo ....

I wanted to cry without tears in my heart, and smacked the clerk's back.

But it doesn't help if it's already ordered.

"Snort, snort, sneer....."

Our barbecue with oyster mushrooms and bullwhip is quickly grilled on the grill.

A young man who looked quite young was holding a fan in one hand and constantly changing the position of the kebab in his hand with the other, humming a small song and roasting the meat.

A blue-blue flame came out from under the barbecue, constantly scorching the roast lamb and emitting an enticing smell.

"That's great, they definitely used a special Qingyang Flame....."

Alice held her cheeks seriously, blushing slightly and watching the barbecue process, although I only knew Qinglian Earth Heart Fire, I didn't know what Qingyang Fire was.

As we watched the barbecue, I saw the strangely shaped, thick, long bullwhip, and it twisted and turned, which made me feel even more disgusted.

The bullwhip and other meat were flipped by the barbecue guy and sprinkled with all kinds of spices, and the smell was even more fragrant.

"Okay, it's almost done."

Finally, the barbecue guy raised his head and said loudly, and then put the barbecue on the iron skewers, oyster mushrooms, and the strange bullwhip on our table.

"Alice only eats a little bit, and ..... The bullwhip is my brother's...."

Alice was very gentle and lovely to divide the roast a little, and gave me an extra portion, and of course the huge, red, disgusting, crooked bullwhip.

Then he was curious and leaned on the table and stared at me.

Alice..... You eat first...."

I smiled kindly at her.

"Alice wants to see her brother eat bullwhip..... Woo...."

Alice, on the other hand, looked at me with a blushing face, put my hand on the bottom of the bullwhip's iron string, and said expectantly.

β€œ.......”

Everything around me seemed to be darkened.

All that left me was lying on the table, holding the bullwhip in one hand.

I was about to cry in my heart.

I felt all eyes around me focus on me, and it made me feel stressed.

But the so-called men.

Isn't it a creature that calmly accepts the girl's expectations and makes heroic moves?

What's wrong with eating a bullwhip!

Child, don't refuse the request of the cute girl, I could have married a woman from all over the world, but because of my hesitation, I missed this opportunity, the so-called mighty man, will be a gentleman to fulfill every request of the girl. 】

I thought of my grandfather's words.

He seemed to be smiling kindly at me on the other side of the sky.

I.....

I'm a gentleman......

I'm a man, ahh

"Ahem!"

I gritted my teeth, clenched my fists, my eyes widened, and the dark world shattered, and I entered reality from my inner world in a new state.

"Brother God!"

Alice looked at me expectantly, and I picked up the bullwhip as fast as lightning -

"Oh.... No! ”

"Ahh

"He's really...."

Many people around me looked at me and opened their mouths in surprise, while the adults also hugged the child and covered the child's eyes.

"Click-"

I devoured the tip of the bullwhip with a hard bite.

"Click, click, click....."

The sound of a flash and shutter hit me in the face, and I knew that some of the souls of the provincial experiment were about to say againβ€”

"The pervert is completely hopeless......"

The voice of a girl who was stealing my soul drifted to my ears.

And at that moment, I seemed to hear the sound of my own heartbreak, and a man's tears flowed from my eyes.